My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?

bang bang bang...

Intensive gunfire rang out.

The monkey scattered in fright, and all the special forces lying on the ground became living targets and were all shot dead soon.

Seeing the thick smoke coming out of their bodies, all the special forces trembled angrily.

They never dreamed that they would be killed like this.

It's too fucking aggrieved to die.

At this moment, members of the tiger group came out from all directions clattering with guns on their shoulders.

Zhou Zhongyi walked over with his legs crossed, moaning and chirping in pain, and at the same time couldn't help being proud: "What kind of shit special forces, I can beat you a dozen, and I can kill more than 100 of you, which is better than swabbing flies." easy!"

Li Meng's lungs were about to explode, and he slammed his fist on the ground: "We refuse to accept it!"

Lin Hui smiled and asked, "What are you dissatisfied with?"

Li Meng said angrily: "There is no such thing as you. Find a group of monkeys to come over and make chicken feathers?"

The other Blue Army special forces were also full of dissatisfaction: "Yes, I will not accept it!"

"War, if you find a group of monkeys, it's just blue!"

"Foul, foul!"

"We have to report to the director department that you have colluded with monkeys, which is a serious violation!"

"Yes, it's a second-class protected animal. We have reason to suspect that this group of monkeys was coerced by you through violent means, and you even ordered them to attack our vulnerable and sensitive places. It's crazy!"

Lin Hui was happy: "If you have the ability, come and coerce one of you to show me? Let's see if they agree or not?"

The blue special forces were speechless for a moment.

Even if they scratched their heads, they couldn't figure it out.

Why do these monkeys help the Tigers?

Could it be that it was really because they were naked and looked like the same kind?

Li Meng was angry and angry, and shouted at the top of his voice: "We just don't accept it! You hide behind, steal and play tricks, and even command monkeys to hurt people. What are you really capable of? You are soldiers, or you are performing in a circus!"

Snapped!

Wang Yong was full of mouth when he went up: "Why are you talking to our brother Hui? What's so arrogant about your defeated general?"

Chen Erhu said angrily: "The special forces can't afford to be so confident after death."

Li Meng's face was flushed with anger, either he couldn't afford to lose, or he couldn't get angry.

If he was ambushed to death by Lin Hui and the others, he could only blame himself for not being able to see through the opponent's tricks.

But was killed by a group of monkeys...

There is no way to write a report when I go back.

The team leader might be able to treat him as crazy and send him for treatment.

Lin Hui looked at him and said lightly: "It's okay if you are not convinced, I will give you a chance to fight us, so that you can be convinced."

A group of blue army special forces immediately jumped up from the ground and shouted at the top of their voices: "One-on-one, who is afraid of whom, come on, see if I don't kill you!"

Many people put on a fighting posture, gnashing their teeth.

Prepare to wash away the shame through strength.

These guys must be beaten up to relieve their anger.

Lin Hui chuckled: "Since you want to fight, then I will satisfy you. Don't be dumbfounded, let's go!"

Everyone walked forward with a smirk, and the special forces quickly retreated in fright.

Li Meng yelled in horror: "What are you doing? What are you guys going to do? Didn't you say you were going to be singled out? Why are there so many people here?"

Lin Hui looked at him like a fool: "You believe what we say, what kind of special forces are you so simple? What age is this, and you are still singled out, do you think western cowboys?"

He waved his hand: "Beat them!"

Hundreds of people rushed up excitedly and beat up these special forces.

Li Meng broke away from the crowd angrily, stood up and roared, "Fuck, don't go too far!"

Zhang Jiantao flew up and kicked: "Calling your mother, you have too many lines, don't you, hit me! Brothers, hit your face, according to the virtue of our being beaten, double the turn and add a turn!"

New hatred and old hatred are counted together.

In the last exercise, they were taken to the headquarters by these guys.

He was also severely mocked, and this time he found an opportunity to take revenge.

The special soldier of the blue army was beaten and lay on the ground, screaming again and again.

There are only so few of them in total, and the tiger group has almost ten times as many people as them, and they can't resist even if they want to.

"Okay, it's almost there!"

Lin Hui shouted, and the crowd dispersed.

Li Mengmeng lay on the ground with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and shouted with nosebleeds: "You, you bully the few with more and use violence to mutilate your comrades. I, I will sue you at the director's office!"

Lin Hui spread his hands and looked innocent: "You can't talk nonsense. You said you wanted to fight us. I'm meeting your requirements. Everyone, don't you?"

"Yes!"

The members of the tiger group let out a bad breath, but felt a sense of comfort in their hearts.

Lin Hui looked at him: "See, the people's eyes are discerning, but to be honest, I've never seen such a cheap request in my life."

Li Meng was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood: "You are simply a bunch of rascals!"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Since you've already said that, then let's just be scoundrels and take off their clothes!"

The special forces of the blue army were frightened immediately, and kept backing away: "What are you going to do, why are you taking our clothes, soldiers can't be killed!"

Lin Hui rolled his eyes: "You're all dead, I'm a corpse now! Quickly take off all their clothes and smear them with mud, hurry up!"

Seeing a few special forces trying to struggle, he reminded him friendly: "I suggest that you better not resist, otherwise, the end will be miserable!"

The people around had smirks and squeezed their fists.

The special soldiers of the blue army swallowed their saliva in unison.

A hero does not suffer from immediate losses, if he resists, he will definitely be beaten again.

A special soldier closed his eyes and raised his head, like a chaste woman: "Come on, come on, you are only allowed to take off your clothes, and you are not allowed to do anything else, otherwise, I will not let you go even if I am a ghost!"

Lin Hui felt a chill, you're the only one who plays too much!

Soon, the Blue Army special forces were stripped off.

His whole body was covered in mud.

Lin Hui looked at them and nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad, not bad, this time it looks like us."

Zhou Zhongyi walked over proudly: "It's so fucking relieved, it can be regarded as revenge for last time! What should we do now, should we ambush other units of the Blue Army?"

Lin Hui smiled slightly: "I have a better idea, if we want to do it, we can do it with a big ticket."

"Oh?"

Zhou Zhongyi looked at him in surprise.

Lin Hui laughed and said, "Commander, do you want to take the command of the Blue Army and kill their commander?"

Zhou Zhongyi's excited eyebrows were about to take off: "Why don't you think about it, I think about it too much! Last time in the exercise, those guys made us so miserable. If we can wipe out their headquarters, the teacher will not be happy when he finds out?"

"If it doesn't work, even he has to help to intercede with the superiors and keep our troops!"

"The command right is given to you anyway, tell me, how do you do it?"

Lin Hui turned his head and pointed at the Blue Army special forces: "Gag their mouths up."

Everyone immediately went to gag the mouths of these guys.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Hui picked up the communicator from Li Meng.

Coughed twice, cleared his throat, then lowered his voice and imitated Li Meng's voice: "Report, the tiger group has been successfully wiped out by us!"

The person on the other end of the communicator suddenly became excited, and couldn't wait to ask: "How many were eliminated, and what was the result?"

woo woo woo...

Li Meng stared and whimpered.

He knew what this guy was going to do, he was going to impersonate them to do bad things!

Lin Hui waved his hand, and Wang Yong gave him a kick as soon as he went up, Li Meng instantly became honest.

Lin Hui said to the communicator: "Most of them have been wiped out by us, and the rest of them all scattered and fled towards the forest! During the pursuit, we happened to find the red team's headquarters, so we temporarily decided to abandon those guys and hit the red team directly Command."

All the special forces of the Blue Army breathed fire from their eyes.

But because his mouth was gagged, he could only make a whimpering sound.

The guy on the opposite side was overjoyed: "The special forces are out, it's just different! Approve the operation, and you immediately pursue the victory and take the red team's headquarters, and the exercise is over!"

Lin Hui continued to lower his voice and said, "Also, there is another matter to report. The guy who killed our headquarters in the last exercise has been captured by us."

"Is it captured alive?"

"That's right, we've tied him up with a rope and covered his mouth."

While speaking, Lin Hui glanced at the Blue Army people and smiled at them.

They were so angry that they almost recited it.

Wicked, so wicked.

This guy doesn't even turn red when he's lying!

The blue army on the other end was so excited that he couldn't help himself: "Very good, very good! You must control him and bring him to the headquarters. The commander wants to meet this kid in person and treat him properly!"

After the communication was hung up, Zhou Zhongyi came forward with a confused face: "Lin Hui, are you planning to pretend to be them and sneak into the headquarters?"

Lin Hui chuckled: "Is there a better way than this? Although these special forces were killed in battle, the signal devices on their bodies are still working. Now we can wear the skins of the Blue Army special forces and do some incredible things .”

Zhou Zhongyi suddenly had a smirk on his face: "You really have a bad stomach!"

"Hey, I'll take it as your compliment."

Zhou Zhongyi looked at Lin Hui curiously: "Then what did you mean when you said you were going to attack the Red Command headquarters? It wouldn't be true, would it?"

Lin Hui said angrily: "How can that be, what do you think, I also wiped out my own people?"

Zhou Zhongyi thought about it too: "What do you want to do?"

Lin Hui said flatly: "Contact them right away, but before that, we have to clean up a little bit, otherwise we will scare people to death just to appoint them like this."

Everyone nodded, they looked like savages in this appearance.

If you don't have the ability to bear it, you really can't bear it.

They can't scare the friendly army.

Lin Hui looked at everyone: "Hurry up, don't clean up your body, anyway, you are wearing clothes, just wipe your neck and face clean."

"Wait!" Someone immediately asked, "The mud is already hardened and stuck to the skin. It can't be removed without water. There is no river or stream nearby?"

Lin Hui said solemnly: "Can't you use urine without water?"

Everyone's eyes widened in horror.

Use urine?

You can figure it out?

Zhou Zhongyi was the first to jump out and object: "I won't do it, peeing is too disgusting, I'd rather rub it dry!"

The others nodded, it was really disgusting!

Lin Hui was speechless: "If you are not afraid of rubbing the skin off, it's up to you."

Zhou Zhongyi: "..."

Lin Hui asked coldly, "Do you still want to win?"

"miss you!"

"I want to do it quickly!"

Lin Hui said solemnly: "Now is the critical moment of our regiment's life and death. Whether we can win this battle depends on soaking in urine! Besides, it's enough for you to wet the mud with urine and clean your face, isn't it? Let you drink!"

"For so many days, the wind comes and goes in the rain, and you have eaten all the ants and cockroaches. Is it possible that you are still afraid of taking a pee?"

Everyone looked at each other and felt that what Lin Hui said was indeed reasonable.

Real men are fearless.

They ate all the earthworms and caterpillars, and now they wipe their faces with them instead of drinking urine, afraid of a hammer?

"Guys, piss!"

"I urinate a lot, if not enough, borrow from me!"

A group of people immediately made small bowls out of leaves and started urinating.

Don't forget to shake it, don't waste a drop.

Zhou Zhongyi saw that others were going all out, and as the head of the regiment, he definitely couldn't be cowardly.

Facing a small bowl made of leaves, he opened the gate to release water.

hiss……

Wang Yong came up to take a look: "Head, are you a little angry?"

Zhou Zhongyi glared at him: "When will the blue army be wiped out, and when will my fire go down! Get the hell out of here, I'm so sick of pissing when you stand here!"

Soon, he peed a small bowl.

The mud on the face has all hardened. If it is not soaked in liquid, it may be a layer of skin torn off.

Holding the yellowish liquid in both hands, Zhou Zhongyi patted it on his face like a toner: "This smell is really annoying!"

But in order to win, he could only grit his teeth and endure.

At this moment, he turned his head and found Lin Hui standing there motionless: "Lin Hui, why don't you pee?"

Lin Hui said, "I don't need to pee."

"Can't you urinate?" Zhou Zhongyi was very generous: "Then I'll lend you some, I happen to urinate a lot, so why don't you be polite?"

Lin Hui laughed: "No, I don't want to use it. I have water. Why do you use urine? This thing is so annoying and unhygienic?"

As he spoke, he took out a water bottle from behind, poured some into his hand, and began to wash his face.

Zhou Zhongyi looked at the corner of his mouth fiercely, and cursed angrily: "Fuck, you six, trick us into peeing and wash yourself with water!"