My son is obviously a dandy, so why did he become a tiger of the empire?
Chapter 103 Commander, Are You a Blue Army Spy?
boom!
Zhou Zhongyi got several big mouths and was kicked off a tree by a monkey.
"Fuck, something happened to the leader!"
Watching the leader fall from the tree, a group of people rushed up with the fruit in their arms.
The monkey grinned angrily when he saw that they had picked so many fruits.
A chief of staff hurried up to help the man up, startled: "I'll go! Commander, you, what's wrong with your face, why is it as red as a monkey's butt?"
Zhou Zhongyi pointed at the tree and yelled: "It was all beaten by this stinky monkey, kill him!"
Everyone suddenly became angry: "How dare a beast be so arrogant? Kill him!"
They immediately picked up the fruit and threw it at the tree.
The monkey dodged and yelled angrily.
They thought the monkey was hurt, and their faces were full of color: "Well, do you know the pain?"
Zhou Zhongyi shouted angrily: "Smelly monkey! Come down if you want to, see if I don't kill you, come down!"
At this moment, someone stabbed him suddenly from behind.
"what?"
"Captain."
"Don't bother me, I'm going to fight the monkey one-on-one!"
"Leader, take a look around the situation before you talk..."
Zhou Zhongyi turned his head impatiently, his eyes almost popping out.
There are monkeys everywhere!
There must be at least one or two hundred of them, all staring at them covetously.
Zhou Zhongyi panicked immediately, and swallowed his saliva: "Why, why are there so many monkeys here suddenly, are we entering Monkey Mountain?"
Several people around huddled together in fear, and said in trembling voices.
"Head, why don't we, let's go..."
"Go, where are you going? From Monkey Mountain and Monkey Sea, can we get away?"
"Old Zhou blames you. If the monkey wants to beat you, you can beat him up. You must implicate us!"
Zhou Zhongyi's face turned green: "How did I know he has so many brothers?"
He quickly put all the fruits on the ground, put his hands together, and smiled at the monkey on the tree: "I'm sorry, Brother Monkey, we just passed by. Walk!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"
The moment a few people turned around, the monkeys around screamed and rushed from all directions like a flood.
"Oh my God!"
Zhou Zhongyi let out a loud cry.
With a few people, they ran forward while swinging the bayonet.
The monkey chased after them, picking up stones on the ground and throwing them at them from time to time.
Ping Pong Pong!
A group of people hugged their heads, and tears came down from the pain.
A chief of staff cried and said, "Are all monkeys so unqualified nowadays? We just took a few fruits and chased us like this?"
Zhou Zhongyi dragged him away: "Stop fucking nonsense, run away!"
They panicked and fled crazily, with the monkeys chasing after them.
"Hurry up!"
Looking at the figure in front of him, Zhou Zhongyi shouted excitedly: "Our team is in front of us. If there are too many people, the monkeys won't dare to chase after them!"
As soon as the voice fell, the people next to him rushed out with a whoosh.
Leave him alone at the end.
Zhou Zhongyi's eyes were straight: "Why are you running so fast, wait for me?"
The chief of staff rushed forward without looking back: "Commander, take care of yourself! The target of the monkey is you, not us!"
"Too shameless!"
Zhou Zhong was so loyal that he frantically chased after him.
In the open space ahead, many people were gathering together to eat.
Looking back, he saw that the group leader and his group were heading towards the trap, and they jumped up in fright.
Zhang Jiantao rushed out, waving his hands and shouting non-stop: "Leader, don't come here, don't come here!"
Zhou Zhongyi and the others were chased by monkeys and crawled, and their heads were hit twice from time to time, so they didn't pay attention to what he was shouting at all.
In the next second, the two chiefs of staff in front stepped into the trap.
Swish!
The two were directly caught by the rope around their ankles and fell in midair.
"Ah, ah, help!"
Zhou Zhongyi slammed on the brakes in fright: "I'm going, how did I forget the trap?"
Just as he was about to back up, there was a sudden click under his feet.
In the next second, something that looked like a large hunting clip bounced back and forth.
Even with the thigh, it directly clamped his Kun.
The moment Zhou Zhongyi was caught, his tears and snot were soaring in pain, and he screamed piercingly: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"
He cursed angrily: "Who the hell is so wicked, made such a big trap, it hurts me to death!"
Not far away, Xu Da looked around and quickly took a step back.
At this moment, Zhou Zhongyi suddenly raised his head.
A black shadow fell from the sky in an instant, and the monkey rode on him.
Zhou Zhongyi swallowed in fear: "Brother Monkey, discuss it, can you not slap your face..."
The monkey grinned at him.
Clap clap clap!
Crazy started to slap his mouth.
The people around quickly reacted and shouted: "Fuck, it's a monkey again! Hurry up, save the leader!"
Seeing a group of people rushing up, the monkey was not afraid at all.
Picking up things on the ground is a smash.
There were screams at the scene, and the chaos became a pot of porridge.
Not far away, Lin Hui took Wang Yong and Chen Erhu to beat two pheasants, and walked back happily.
"Brother Hui, how about we make beggar chicken later?"
"Beggar's chicken is good! I love beggar's chicken!"
Hearing the noise in front, Lin Hui frowned: "What's wrong, why is it so noisy in front?"
Wang Yong thought for a while: "Maybe I'm full, are you having a party?"
At this moment, the head of the group was slapped by the monkey rider and ran in front of everyone: "Help!"
All three of them stared blankly.
"Fuck, why is the monkey here again?"
"Is this to retaliate against us, endlessly?"
"Don't be dazed, save people quickly!"
Lin Hui immediately dropped his things and rushed up.
A few monkeys wanted to get close, but were sent flying by his fist.
Then there were several more kicks, seven or eight of them flew away.
The monkey was broken on the ground, screaming in pain.
Lin Hui quickly rushed behind the leader, raised his fist, and hit him.
The monkey riding on him was getting slapped.
Hearing someone behind him, he turned his head grinning, but when he saw Lin Hui, he immediately froze as if petrified.
boom!
He punched the monkey in the face.
The monkey was sent flying and hit the tree trunk hard.
As it slid down, nosebleeds spurted wildly.
Seeing that the officers and soldiers had finally recovered before his eyes, Zhou Zhongyi hugged Lin Hui excitedly, crying with snot and tears: "Lin Hui, why did you come here? I'll be killed by monkeys if I'm later!"
Lin Hui pushed him away and looked down at him: "Commander, how did you do this, it's so unique?"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and help me open it, it's almost broken!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "If it's broken, it's broken, anyway, you don't need it at your age."
Zhou Zhongyi suffered [-] critical hits.
Who says it's useless?
Even if you don't need it, I'll put it aside and have a look, okay?
Lin Hui thought it was dirty, so he let him remove it himself, turned his head and walked forward: "Everyone, copy guys, fuck them!"
This roar shocked all the monkeys around.
All the monkeys turned their heads, and when they saw Lin Hui, they were all terrified.
Isn't this their nightmare?
How did we meet here?
They were beaten up last time, and it still hurts.
All the monkeys were frightened and scattered, fearing that they would be caught if they ran a step too late.
Lin Hui was stunned for a moment: "Why did they all run away?"
He turned his head and walked towards the only remaining monkey beside him.
The monkey got up from the ground in a daze, and when it saw the figure approaching, it jumped up from the ground in fright, and ran away.
Before climbing up the tree, Lin Hui grabbed his tail.
"Where are you going?"
He swung his tail and smashed the monkey to the ground.
It was screaming in pain, and its bones were about to fall apart.
"To shut up!"
As soon as Lin Hui raised his fist, the monkey immediately shut up and stiffened.
Seeing that the monkey was honest, he didn't want to care about it for the time being.
He stood up and looked around, suddenly speechless.
The monkey ran away, and the traps were all messed up.
The surrounding mess is full of traces of various fights. If this can attract the blue army, it will be a hell!
Lin Hui looked at Zhou Zhongyi, wanting to cry without tears: "Commander, Commander, we have worked so hard to set up traps for several hours, but you have ruined them all. Are you a spy sent by the Blue Army?"
Zhou Zhongyi clamped his legs, screaming in pain: "Fart! Have you ever seen a spy clamping himself?"
The people around were also helpless.
Hours of hard work were gone.
They didn't dare to beat up the head of the regiment.
He could only look at Lin Hui helplessly: "What should we do now?"
Lin Hui said angrily: "What can I do, cold salad!"
He looked at the head of the group: "Head, you said that you are fine, why are you offending the monkey? Now you know why we beat the monkey last time, right?"
Zhou Zhongyi nodded crazily: "These monkeys really deserve to be spanked, what a slap in the face they are for me!"
Lin Hui shook his head and threw the monkey aside.
But when he turned his head, he saw that the monkey was staying there obediently, not daring to move.
Lin Hui froze for a moment, and blurted out the password: "Sit down!"
Bang!
The monkey sat down quickly, trembling.
Both Wang Yong and Chen Erhu looked straight: "Brother Hui, you are too awesome. This monkey is so convinced by you that it doesn't dare to move! You are simply a master monkey trainer!"
Lin Hui rolled his eyes: Nonsense, if you get punched a few times, be honest!
Zhou Zhongyi went up to push him away: "Go away, I'm annoyed when I see you, get out!"
But the monkey remained motionless, staring at Lin Hui with frightened little eyes.
He didn't speak, and didn't dare to move at all.
Everyone was immediately happy.
"Is this monkey not leaving?"
"Lin Hui, do we need to rearrange the trap?"
Lin Hui thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Okay, everyone, don't set up traps, I have thought of a new way!"
Everyone was curious: "What method?"
Lin Hui stared at the monkey: "Use him!"
Everyone is at a loss, what can a monkey do?
When the monkey saw Lin Hui walking towards him, he was so frightened that he trembled like chaff and urinated.
Lin Hui patted the monkey's head, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, follow me to guarantee that you will eat well, drink spicy food, get whatever you want, and have a bright future!"
The monkey backed away frantically.
Turning around, his head hit the tree trunk in an instant, and he fell to the ground. The monkey's face was deformed by the impact...
Zhou Zhongyi got several big mouths and was kicked off a tree by a monkey.
"Fuck, something happened to the leader!"
Watching the leader fall from the tree, a group of people rushed up with the fruit in their arms.
The monkey grinned angrily when he saw that they had picked so many fruits.
A chief of staff hurried up to help the man up, startled: "I'll go! Commander, you, what's wrong with your face, why is it as red as a monkey's butt?"
Zhou Zhongyi pointed at the tree and yelled: "It was all beaten by this stinky monkey, kill him!"
Everyone suddenly became angry: "How dare a beast be so arrogant? Kill him!"
They immediately picked up the fruit and threw it at the tree.
The monkey dodged and yelled angrily.
They thought the monkey was hurt, and their faces were full of color: "Well, do you know the pain?"
Zhou Zhongyi shouted angrily: "Smelly monkey! Come down if you want to, see if I don't kill you, come down!"
At this moment, someone stabbed him suddenly from behind.
"what?"
"Captain."
"Don't bother me, I'm going to fight the monkey one-on-one!"
"Leader, take a look around the situation before you talk..."
Zhou Zhongyi turned his head impatiently, his eyes almost popping out.
There are monkeys everywhere!
There must be at least one or two hundred of them, all staring at them covetously.
Zhou Zhongyi panicked immediately, and swallowed his saliva: "Why, why are there so many monkeys here suddenly, are we entering Monkey Mountain?"
Several people around huddled together in fear, and said in trembling voices.
"Head, why don't we, let's go..."
"Go, where are you going? From Monkey Mountain and Monkey Sea, can we get away?"
"Old Zhou blames you. If the monkey wants to beat you, you can beat him up. You must implicate us!"
Zhou Zhongyi's face turned green: "How did I know he has so many brothers?"
He quickly put all the fruits on the ground, put his hands together, and smiled at the monkey on the tree: "I'm sorry, Brother Monkey, we just passed by. Walk!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!"
The moment a few people turned around, the monkeys around screamed and rushed from all directions like a flood.
"Oh my God!"
Zhou Zhongyi let out a loud cry.
With a few people, they ran forward while swinging the bayonet.
The monkey chased after them, picking up stones on the ground and throwing them at them from time to time.
Ping Pong Pong!
A group of people hugged their heads, and tears came down from the pain.
A chief of staff cried and said, "Are all monkeys so unqualified nowadays? We just took a few fruits and chased us like this?"
Zhou Zhongyi dragged him away: "Stop fucking nonsense, run away!"
They panicked and fled crazily, with the monkeys chasing after them.
"Hurry up!"
Looking at the figure in front of him, Zhou Zhongyi shouted excitedly: "Our team is in front of us. If there are too many people, the monkeys won't dare to chase after them!"
As soon as the voice fell, the people next to him rushed out with a whoosh.
Leave him alone at the end.
Zhou Zhongyi's eyes were straight: "Why are you running so fast, wait for me?"
The chief of staff rushed forward without looking back: "Commander, take care of yourself! The target of the monkey is you, not us!"
"Too shameless!"
Zhou Zhong was so loyal that he frantically chased after him.
In the open space ahead, many people were gathering together to eat.
Looking back, he saw that the group leader and his group were heading towards the trap, and they jumped up in fright.
Zhang Jiantao rushed out, waving his hands and shouting non-stop: "Leader, don't come here, don't come here!"
Zhou Zhongyi and the others were chased by monkeys and crawled, and their heads were hit twice from time to time, so they didn't pay attention to what he was shouting at all.
In the next second, the two chiefs of staff in front stepped into the trap.
Swish!
The two were directly caught by the rope around their ankles and fell in midair.
"Ah, ah, help!"
Zhou Zhongyi slammed on the brakes in fright: "I'm going, how did I forget the trap?"
Just as he was about to back up, there was a sudden click under his feet.
In the next second, something that looked like a large hunting clip bounced back and forth.
Even with the thigh, it directly clamped his Kun.
The moment Zhou Zhongyi was caught, his tears and snot were soaring in pain, and he screamed piercingly: "Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"
He cursed angrily: "Who the hell is so wicked, made such a big trap, it hurts me to death!"
Not far away, Xu Da looked around and quickly took a step back.
At this moment, Zhou Zhongyi suddenly raised his head.
A black shadow fell from the sky in an instant, and the monkey rode on him.
Zhou Zhongyi swallowed in fear: "Brother Monkey, discuss it, can you not slap your face..."
The monkey grinned at him.
Clap clap clap!
Crazy started to slap his mouth.
The people around quickly reacted and shouted: "Fuck, it's a monkey again! Hurry up, save the leader!"
Seeing a group of people rushing up, the monkey was not afraid at all.
Picking up things on the ground is a smash.
There were screams at the scene, and the chaos became a pot of porridge.
Not far away, Lin Hui took Wang Yong and Chen Erhu to beat two pheasants, and walked back happily.
"Brother Hui, how about we make beggar chicken later?"
"Beggar's chicken is good! I love beggar's chicken!"
Hearing the noise in front, Lin Hui frowned: "What's wrong, why is it so noisy in front?"
Wang Yong thought for a while: "Maybe I'm full, are you having a party?"
At this moment, the head of the group was slapped by the monkey rider and ran in front of everyone: "Help!"
All three of them stared blankly.
"Fuck, why is the monkey here again?"
"Is this to retaliate against us, endlessly?"
"Don't be dazed, save people quickly!"
Lin Hui immediately dropped his things and rushed up.
A few monkeys wanted to get close, but were sent flying by his fist.
Then there were several more kicks, seven or eight of them flew away.
The monkey was broken on the ground, screaming in pain.
Lin Hui quickly rushed behind the leader, raised his fist, and hit him.
The monkey riding on him was getting slapped.
Hearing someone behind him, he turned his head grinning, but when he saw Lin Hui, he immediately froze as if petrified.
boom!
He punched the monkey in the face.
The monkey was sent flying and hit the tree trunk hard.
As it slid down, nosebleeds spurted wildly.
Seeing that the officers and soldiers had finally recovered before his eyes, Zhou Zhongyi hugged Lin Hui excitedly, crying with snot and tears: "Lin Hui, why did you come here? I'll be killed by monkeys if I'm later!"
Lin Hui pushed him away and looked down at him: "Commander, how did you do this, it's so unique?"
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and help me open it, it's almost broken!"
Lin Hui chuckled: "If it's broken, it's broken, anyway, you don't need it at your age."
Zhou Zhongyi suffered [-] critical hits.
Who says it's useless?
Even if you don't need it, I'll put it aside and have a look, okay?
Lin Hui thought it was dirty, so he let him remove it himself, turned his head and walked forward: "Everyone, copy guys, fuck them!"
This roar shocked all the monkeys around.
All the monkeys turned their heads, and when they saw Lin Hui, they were all terrified.
Isn't this their nightmare?
How did we meet here?
They were beaten up last time, and it still hurts.
All the monkeys were frightened and scattered, fearing that they would be caught if they ran a step too late.
Lin Hui was stunned for a moment: "Why did they all run away?"
He turned his head and walked towards the only remaining monkey beside him.
The monkey got up from the ground in a daze, and when it saw the figure approaching, it jumped up from the ground in fright, and ran away.
Before climbing up the tree, Lin Hui grabbed his tail.
"Where are you going?"
He swung his tail and smashed the monkey to the ground.
It was screaming in pain, and its bones were about to fall apart.
"To shut up!"
As soon as Lin Hui raised his fist, the monkey immediately shut up and stiffened.
Seeing that the monkey was honest, he didn't want to care about it for the time being.
He stood up and looked around, suddenly speechless.
The monkey ran away, and the traps were all messed up.
The surrounding mess is full of traces of various fights. If this can attract the blue army, it will be a hell!
Lin Hui looked at Zhou Zhongyi, wanting to cry without tears: "Commander, Commander, we have worked so hard to set up traps for several hours, but you have ruined them all. Are you a spy sent by the Blue Army?"
Zhou Zhongyi clamped his legs, screaming in pain: "Fart! Have you ever seen a spy clamping himself?"
The people around were also helpless.
Hours of hard work were gone.
They didn't dare to beat up the head of the regiment.
He could only look at Lin Hui helplessly: "What should we do now?"
Lin Hui said angrily: "What can I do, cold salad!"
He looked at the head of the group: "Head, you said that you are fine, why are you offending the monkey? Now you know why we beat the monkey last time, right?"
Zhou Zhongyi nodded crazily: "These monkeys really deserve to be spanked, what a slap in the face they are for me!"
Lin Hui shook his head and threw the monkey aside.
But when he turned his head, he saw that the monkey was staying there obediently, not daring to move.
Lin Hui froze for a moment, and blurted out the password: "Sit down!"
Bang!
The monkey sat down quickly, trembling.
Both Wang Yong and Chen Erhu looked straight: "Brother Hui, you are too awesome. This monkey is so convinced by you that it doesn't dare to move! You are simply a master monkey trainer!"
Lin Hui rolled his eyes: Nonsense, if you get punched a few times, be honest!
Zhou Zhongyi went up to push him away: "Go away, I'm annoyed when I see you, get out!"
But the monkey remained motionless, staring at Lin Hui with frightened little eyes.
He didn't speak, and didn't dare to move at all.
Everyone was immediately happy.
"Is this monkey not leaving?"
"Lin Hui, do we need to rearrange the trap?"
Lin Hui thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Okay, everyone, don't set up traps, I have thought of a new way!"
Everyone was curious: "What method?"
Lin Hui stared at the monkey: "Use him!"
Everyone is at a loss, what can a monkey do?
When the monkey saw Lin Hui walking towards him, he was so frightened that he trembled like chaff and urinated.
Lin Hui patted the monkey's head, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, follow me to guarantee that you will eat well, drink spicy food, get whatever you want, and have a bright future!"
The monkey backed away frantically.
Turning around, his head hit the tree trunk in an instant, and he fell to the ground. The monkey's face was deformed by the impact...
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