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"Ah, help! It hurts!!!"

Hu Manbai screamed again and again, the cocks pecked at her body, some even flapped their wings and flew up, pecking her hair to pieces.

Summer clothes are inherently thin, even if you wear long-sleeved trousers for sun protection, they are still extremely thin.

When the aggressive chicken beak pecked at his body, it could make Hu Manbai cry from pain.

She resisted desperately, but she could barely keep her face from being pecked by these cocks.

While wailing and howling, she tried her best to resist with her legs. She accidentally slipped and fell to the ground. Not to mention the pain in her buttocks, and her entire back was surrounded by chicken feces.

It stinks! ! !

And just because he fell, it was easier for those cocks to attack her.

Hu Manbai's tear cores fell straight down. At this time, she couldn't compare to her own image. She curled herself up into a ball and tried to protect her face with her hands, not daring to move at all.

Her tears were streaming down, her body was full of stench, and she had never collapsed like that day.

And when she was trying to maintain her face, she even felt a strong smell from the tip of her nose, and even rubbed against some soft and hard objects on her cheeks.

This realization made her scalp tingle, and made her extremely sick.

That's definitely chicken shit, there's nothing wrong with it!

How could this be?

Are these chickens sick?Why did you attack her?

And what is the photographer doing? Seeing her in such a mess, why didn't she come to rescue her?

Did she deliberately want to see her own jokes?

As long as he thinks of being surrounded by the whole network watching his embarrassing appearance now, Hu Manbai only feels as if he has come to the scene of social death.

There is no desire to live at all.

When the photographer saw Hu Manbai being attacked by chickens, he wanted to rush over in a hurry, but there were too many chickens around him, and those chickens seemed to have a stress response when they saw him, a stranger, appearing. They fluttered their wings excitedly to peck at him.

While avoiding, he also has to protect the camera, which can also be said to be in a hurry

But even so, the professionalism of the photographer allowed the machine to capture the scenes of Hu Manbaishe's death flawlessly one by one.

Although there is some shaking and the picture will be upside down, it doesn't prevent the netizens from laughing there at all.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, is this chicken here to repay the favor?"

"Hahahahaha my god, this is too funny, who would have thought that Hu Manbai would be destroyed by a chicken?"

"Damn it, this chicken is so scary, it even pecks people, it looks so scary!"

"Help, nothing will happen to Hu Manbai, why hasn't anyone from the director's team come yet?"

"It's so strange, if chickens are so terrible at pecking people, then why did the director team ask guests to catch chickens?"

"Goose, goose, it's so fucking funny, the scene of Hu Manbai being pecked by a chicken today is simply the source of my happiness!"

"Hahahaha, who said no? It's too cool."

……

With his own efforts, the photographer finally succeeded in driving out all the chickens around Hu Manbai. Seeing Hu Manbai with disheveled hair, dirty clothes, and covered in chicken feces and dust, he couldn't help but mourn for her for three seconds.

This is too bad!

"Miss Hu, are you okay?"

The photographer hurried forward to help her up, but for a while he didn't know where to start.

Because Hu Manbai's body was covered with chicken feces, and his clothes were also the color of chicken feces. When he smelled it closely, his body smelled even worse.

The photographer couldn't help but feel a little Yue.

It's a pity that netizens couldn't see this scene. After all, for the photographer, his camera is the most important, so naturally it can't be placed on the ground, so netizens can only hear the sound, but can't see Hu Manbai.

Enduring the smell, the photographer helped Hu Manbai up, and when he saw her face, he almost couldn't hold back his smile.

Because Hu Manbai's face was covered with chicken feces, and there was a particularly charming aroma exuding from it here and there.

As soon as he took a breath, the smell of chicken excrement entered his nostrils along the way, and he almost couldn't help vomiting in front of Hu Manbai.

If he really spits it out, he swears that the face in front of him is as black as ink, and his whole body trembles slightly. Hu Manbai, who is on the verge of collapse, will definitely do something crazy.

"Miss Hu, you may not be able to complete the task in this situation, I will take you to wash and change clothes first."

"Mission? When is it, you are still talking about mission? Look at my hands, my legs, and my face."

"Let me tell you, if my face is caught by that chicken and there is any damage, I will definitely sue your program crew, and sue you for bankruptcy!!!!"

Hu Manbai was hysterical, his whole body was on the verge of a volcanic eruption, his eyes were bloodshot, and he was extremely angry.

The anger and hatred in her heart entwined her whole body tightly, making her want to vent it regardless.

The photographer hurriedly comforted him, "This is an accident. Although chickens are aggressive, they are usually more afraid of people. I don't understand why this chicken is so excited when it sees you. Miss Hu, you are naturally not attracted to chickens." ?"

After hearing this, Hu Manbai was almost pissed off by the photographer.

"Shut up if you don't know how to talk. You are born not to be liked by cocks. It is obvious that there is a problem with this rooster, and it is obvious that your program group did not predict the fighting power of the rooster, and you have the nerve to put the blame on me. Really enough Already! I'm quitting the show, I won't record it anymore."

Hu Manbai was so angry that he stretched out his hand and pushed the photographer aside, the camera shook, and the photographer raised his hand, just in time to capture Hu Manbai's face covered in chicken feces.

Netizens:! ! !

"Hahahahahaha I laughed until I couldn't take care of myself for a hundred miles around."

"The jokes provided by Hu Manbai are too good."

"Help, I only knew that Hu Manbai was badly pecked by a rooster, but I never expected her face to be even worse."

"It seems that the face is not injured, but I feel that the face covered with chicken feces is more unacceptable than the face being pecked."

"Oh my god, whenever I think of Hu Manbai in the future, I can't help but think of her face covered in chicken feces. It's really delicious."

"Hahahahaha, isn't it? This is really a very interesting scene."

……

And at this moment, Zhang Jingyao ran out crying, with a big cock behind her.

"Mommy, cock pecks me, I'm horrible."

When seeing the big rooster, Hu Manbai also had a stress reaction, turned around and ran away without saying a word, even Zhang Jingyao didn't care.

Zhang Jingyao, who was crying and stretched out her hand to be hugged by her mother:? ? ?

Is this still my mother?

In the end, the photographer couldn't stand it anymore, and picked up Zhang Jingyao with one hand and chased after Hu Manbai.