Naruto: Blade of God

Hatake Yohan is right, indeed, verbal education is useless.

Kakashi Hatake, who was on a rare vacation, came home and saw an unknown man wreaking havoc in the kitchen. His brother was drinking tea there, and there was a child he didn't recognize sitting next to him. Dango was sleeping soundly on the sofa. .

Hatake Kakashi: A family of three plus a pet...wait? what about me? !

"I'm back, come on, try the poison." Hatake Yeyu glanced at the Nine Lamas who were wreaking havoc in the kitchen over there.

"Brother? Brother?" Hatake Kakashi suddenly forgot what he had just wanted to say.

Jiulama glanced at Hatake Kakashi. If his brother doesn't want to eat, let him eat.

Hatake Yohan has already made an appointment for the hospital's gastric lavage package for his younger brother.

When he saw the special beast eyes of Nine Lamas, he knew who it was. Although the teacher asked him to be mentally prepared, he never thought that this tailed beast wanted to 'poison' himself!

In the end, the dark food cooked by the Nine Lamas was eaten by himself. According to the human digestive system, no one could survive.

Hatake Yohan stared at Jiulama as he tidied up the kitchen.

Nine Lamas: Why is it so troublesome to clean up? Why don’t we just blow it up?

From then on, Nine Lamas never entered the kitchen again.

After this, Kakashi Hatake decided to quit ANBU. If he stayed in ANBU, he would be on a mission for a few months. After a year or two, he would be removed from the family tree.

The more Hatake Kakashi thought about it, the more it seemed possible. Namikaze Minato was very happy that his disciple had changed his mind. In order to let him adapt to the life of quitting ANBU, he let him go on a mission with Uchiha Obito.

The two people still dislike each other, and Hatake Yohan doesn't know why, but they just don't want to help anyone.

The team hasn't had a party for a long time recently. When Hatake Yohan picked a younger brother to go on a mission, he forced two busy people out.

"What are you all busy with?" Hatake Yohan couldn't understand. They felt even busier than when they were in ANBU.

"You used to be a busy man, have you forgotten that I asked you to join the ANBU bravely?" Hinata Hizashi also learned to tease.

"Hmph." Uchiha Fugaku rarely agreed with Hinata Hizashi's words.

Hatake Yohan always felt that these two people looked haggard, "What have you been busy with recently?"

"Busy making a training plan for Sasuke (Neji)."

"Is this the tacit understanding of being a father?" Hatake Yoyu shook his head, "If the three of us are put together and say that we are at the same time, do you think anyone will believe it?"

It means to remind them that they can take a good rest, as worrying too much will make them age faster.

"The baby face is amazing." Uchiha Fugaku chuckled a few times.

"The baby face is so nice." Hinata Hizashi drank tea, but her mouth burned.

"The frozen age male god~ Just like that one, ah, no, just like Tsunade." Another voice suddenly appeared, and Uchiha Fugaku and Hinata Hizashi were stunned.

"Brother, don't be scary. I remember Kushina is still on alert." Hatake Yohan poured a glass of ice water for Hinata Hizashi.

"I've been on guard for several years, that's enough!" Jiraiya took a cup of tea and drank it in one gulp without sitting down.

"If Kakashi is a minor, I will also be wary of you."

"Okay, I won't disturb you anymore, I'm going to continue collecting materials!" Jiraiya rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and ran away. Here, he could only hinder their friends' gathering.

"How did he describe Peeping as such a high-ranking person?" Only Hatake Yoha here dared to complain about Jiraiya like this.

In other words, only when Hatake Yohan complained about him, Jiraiya would not defend him. But if he said anything, he would have to consider whether his junior brother would use a knife. Forget it, Tsunade might just give up treatment. By myself.

Hatake Yohan feels that since she no longer cares about the training of these children, she feels better and better about herself!

Especially if you don't care about your younger brother, as long as you live, education? What is education? Whatever, do you like to read pornographic books? Look, do you want an autograph? Brother, go get one for you.

Now the biggest activity every month is to beat up the apprentice and his brother and his good friends who come to join in the fun.

Beating up three Uchihas in one day, Hatake Yohan didn't even use a knife at first and put his hands behind his back. Now he uses a branch instead of a knife.

Throughout the whole day, Hatake Yohan felt like he was going to have red eyes. He was really tired and his eyes were tired.

At this time, the Nine Lamas will come on stage, prohibit these guys from cheating and use Sharingan, and beat them all into the hospital equally. Nohara Lin has made it a habit to reserve beds for them on this day.

Hatake Yohan felt that they really enjoyed being beaten. How should I put it? They just felt a little bit happy about it.

Up to now, they have come to get beaten once after the mission is over. They are in the hospital when they are on vacation, and the mission is renewed when they are discharged.

Hatake Yohan is avoiding them now.

"Minato, tell me, is the boy's energy endless?" Hatake Yohan chose to hide in the Hokage's office, leaving Kurama behind.

Jiulama looked at the pairs of Sharingan eyes and really wanted to pluck their eyeballs off, but he forgot about it because he was afraid of having their tails chopped off with a knife.

Uchiha Shisui was laughing. Matariba was so small and posed no threat at all. Then Matariwa pinched his wrist and threw him away. He relied on Uchiha Obito's divine power to escape the result of crashing into the house and just shut up. .

Hatake Yohan doesn't care whether they use Sharingan or not, because it has no effect on him, but Kurama hates Sharingan.

Every time they watched Kurama eat a piece of grilled rib meat with the bone easily, the three Uchiha thought that if Kurama eats people one day, will Susanoo be chewed open?

Kakashi Hatake held the little yellow book and read it carefully. He quickly read two more pages. He would finish typing later. He might not be able to read it for a while after entering the ward!

......

Hatake Yohan talks about retiring, but he will still go on missions to maintain his ability to move. Don't regress, and make progress if you can.

After Namikaze Naruto and the others finished their graduation exams, Hatake Yohan stopped Kurama who wanted to show off his skills in cooking.

Hatake Yohane: Don’t poison Konoha’s future.

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When a group of children were discussing who they would be on a team with and who their teacher would be, Hatake Yohane, who was busy in the kitchen, turned around and said, "How about I be your team teacher?"

"Hey~ is it okay?" Naruto Namikaze thinks there is no problem!

Uchiha Sasuke actually hopes so, but it seems that his godfather has not reached the level of jounin, right?

Hyuga Neji...Hyuuga Neji looked at Sarutobi Asuma who was playing chess with Nara Shikaku over there, and sighed, "Asuma-sensei! The smoke can be put out!" Godfather's knife It feels like it’s going to be aimed at your heads!

Namikaze Minato, who had just entered the door, heard Hatake Yohane's words: Oh~ Since Yohane-chan asked so, it's okay.

Hatake Yohan shook his hand and realized that he had put too much sugar. He looked around and thought, well, this pot should be handled by the Nine Lamas.