"Bang bang bang-"

"Brother, are you constipated?"

The door of the latrine was slammed, and a slightly familiar voice kept urging.

Shu Ziran dawdled for a long time but couldn't think of any good solution, so he could only go back dejectedly.

Woo woo woo.

Brother Song betrayed him.

Obviously, we had a common hobby of drilling toilets with him before.

"Who? Mmmmmmm..."

As soon as he opened the door, Shu Ziran, who wanted to go out, was covered by someone and pushed back, and the person even re-locked the door lock.

Shu Ziran raised her eyes to see who it was, she stopped struggling immediately, her eyes lit up, and she was about to speak——

Song Xi quickly raised his hand, covering it harder: "Don't bark."

Shu Ziran blinked innocently: "..."

Song Xi was really afraid that Shu Ziran, a bastard with a shrunken brain, would shout out loud.

She raised her finger and "shh", "Time is limited, so I'll make a long story short."

Shu Ziran came to his senses, stretched out his hand to draw a zip lock on his mouth, and nodded obediently.

"I've inquired, Yao Lao was indeed arrested." Song Xi said in a low voice, the thing she was most worried about happened.

"He is currently being locked up in the side hall on the left. The evil messengers have sent many people to coerce and lure him. They want him to make alchemy for the evil alliance. It will be profitable, so his life is not in danger for the time being."

"I will find a way to attract most of the people who have left the evil alliance tonight. You take advantage of the chaos to break in and take away Yao Lao. We will meet up in Changlin, ten miles away from the evil alliance."

While talking, Song Xi took out a crooked hand-painted map and stuffed it in Shu Ziran's hand.

"This map was drawn by me with mental power detection, but it is said that there is a maze in the side hall, which will interfere with mental power, so I'm not sure how much of this map is true. If the situation permits, you can draw it out at night. Before there is any movement, let's go and check it out."

"Remember to pass it on to Xiao Lin, you guys play by ear." Song Xi added worriedly.

In terms of reliability, among the three, if Xiao Lin is the most reliable, then Shu Ziran is the most outrageous.

But there is no way, the act of squatting on her by squatting in the toilet can only be done by Shu Ziran, who has a lack of brainstem.

As Song Xi turned to open the door, he suddenly remembered something and gave Shu Ziran a glance, "Next time when you block me in the toilet, remember not to lock the door."

Shu Ziran choked up and shrank her neck: "...it's easy."

Song Xi: "..."

Smart but not quite smart.

She waited outside for a long time, not knowing whether Shu Ziran was going to the toilet or repairing the toilet.

If she hadn't knocked on the door to remind her, this guy would have locked the door and waited for her inside.

She's not a ghost cultivator who can walk through walls, she can't even get in.

The moment Song Xi opened the toilet door, almost all the monks gathered in front of the scroll, staring at Song Xi as he came out of the toilet.

Since the door was not closed, they could clearly see Shu Ziran squatting on the ground with her head drooping after Song Xi left, her whole body was sluggish.

"Talk in the toilet? What did they say in the toilet? Why does Senior Brother Shu seem to be being bullied?"

"These two are toilet men, right? They like squatting in pits so much."

Tu Weiwei, a female disciple of the Hehuan Sect who was following Qin Ya, coughed lightly, her ears turned red, "What if I didn't say anything..."

Although neither of these two handsome guys belonged to her, they were so eye-catching when they stood together, she was stunned to death.

Liang Yuanpei pursed his lips: "Sure enough, it belongs to the Hehuan Sect. I know these things in my head every day."

Tu Weiwei looked him up and down, and turned her eyes away in disgust: "Don't worry, I can't think of you."

"..."

Kou Junwu can't do anything else, but his ears are sharp.

Hearing this, he quickly pulled everyone away, took a closer look at the scroll, and couldn't help but turn around and pick up Wei Qinghuai who was watching the excitement.

"Is your little junior's sexual orientation really normal?"

Why did his elder brother seem to have lost his soul and was hurt by a heartless man.

"???"

Wei Qing glanced at the scroll with a guilty conscience.

Although he was sure that Song Xi didn't like Shennongmen, but if he asked about sexual orientation...

As a girl, it's normal for my junior brother to like men, right?

So Wei Qinghuai nodded affirmatively: "Normal." Normally I like men.

Ye Wangyou broke Kou Junwu's hand and rescued Wei Qinghuai, and he didn't forget to reach out and pat Kou Junwu's shoulder lightly, and comforted him earnestly: "Don't worry, our little brother doesn't like that idiot in your sect. .”

Kou Junwu: "???"

No, are you polite?

Kou Junwu only felt a strong force coming from his shoulder, and his whole body was almost slapped on the ground by this light slap.

Although he felt that what Ye Wangyou said was quite right, he still couldn't help but stand up for his elder brother, "It's... not that stupid, is it?"

But squatting in the toilet and waiting for someone to lock the door inside.

It's not too smart.

***

That night.

Song Xi has been squatting at the door of the devil's bedroom and waiting since he applied to see the devil.

It was brightly lit and full of laughter.

Outside, Song Xi yawned one after another.

She counted with her fingers.

Ever since she entered the inheritance scroll, she hasn't had a good night's sleep. Either she heard that someone was going to kill her in the corner in the middle of the night, or someone came to kill her. She ran for her life wearing stars and moons.

After all those who wanted to kill her were gone, she was going to kill others.

"..."

She is miserable.

Song Xi took out the Xuanqing Blade from the storage bag and placed it in front of him, the black fire stick shook the blade slightly, as if expressing his dissatisfaction.

Song Xi flicked the blade: "Don't be dissatisfied, you are too famous, carrying you and me outside is no different from being famous."

Fortunately, Qiu Daoyuan didn't know it, otherwise she would have been lost on the first day she entered the basement.

A wisp of black mist flowed out, twisting left and right, spiraling into the sky, expressing fancy accusations against this unreliable master, and finally spelled out a line clearly: But you still want to give me away tonight! ! !

Song Xi looked at the extremely excited Hei Wu who spelled three exclamation points in a row, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, trying to comfort him: "Isn't this just to feed you?"

Although she is poor, she knows whoring for nothing!

Raising a fox depends on gu cultivators to feed insects, and raising a magic knife depends on other demon cultivators to feed desires.

The contracts are all based on reverse posting, and the food is all based on prostitution.

Hei Wu moved expectantly: Can I eat whatever I want tonight?

Song Xi was categorical: "No, you have to leave me alone, I'm still useful."

Song Xi wiped away the sleepy tears from the corners of his eyes, ignored Xuan Qingren who was closed to himself, took out the message stone, and sent a message to Ye Wangyou in boredom.

Song Xi: "Third Senior Sister, I have a showdown."

Song Xi: "I'm averagely jealous of every rich person who can sing and sing every night without getting sleepy."

Ye Wangyou: "It's okay, Senior Sister takes care of you."

Song Xi: "Rich woman, v my 10 male favourites to see how strong they are."

Ye Wangyou was holding the sledgehammer with a hand that hadn't shaken, and was shaking with fright while holding the message stone.

What kind of mess is this little junior sister learning? !

The messaging stone shook, and another message popped up.

Song Xi: "Oh yes, Third Senior Sister, how could the inheritance scroll collapse?"

Ye Wangyou: "???"

Song Xi: "The kind that you voluntarily throw out for us without committing suicide?"

Ye Wangyou: "?????"

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