Weird and hard to kill?Sorry, I'm the real immortal

First of all, he can't prove that flat peaches are poisonous, and no one can prove Schrödinger's poison. Secondly, he can't use virtualization to poison, because his virtualization method is no better than his wife's.

It is even more impossible to poison directly without blurring. You will definitely be caught on the spot.

After much thought, he still couldn't think of a way.

At this time, boom!

A fairy bell sound like clear spring water suddenly sounded among the beautiful buildings.

Fang Xiu knew that this was the bell that was about to begin for the Peach Festival.

He followed the original route and walked step by step towards the Peach Festival. He planned to go through the plot a few more times to see if he could find a way to break the situation.

Soon, he met the boy with two towering hairpins again.

Same tone, same impatience.

"Where did the wild god come from? This is also a place where you can come? Go, go, go quickly."

Fang Xiu seemed as if he hadn't heard anything. He was still thinking, his mind constantly recalling the plot he had experienced before, analyzing it frame by frame.

The boy became angry when he saw this: "Hey, are you deaf?"

Suddenly, he raised his head and looked at the boy, his eyes as deep as a black hole startled the boy.

He suddenly remembered something the boy once said.

You shouldn't be from the lower realm like the Bima Wensun monkey, right?

Bi Mawen? Sun Wukong!

At this time, Fang Xiu realized something was wrong. According to ancient myths and legends, when Sun Wukong was on duty in the Heavenly Court, he caused a huge peach party. The reason was that the Heavenly Court held a peach party and did not invite him. He stopped in anger. The seven fairies then came to the Peach Festival to eat and drink, and when they got drunk, they became lawless and caused havoc in the palace.

But why didn't Sun Wukong show up at all this time?

Regardless of why Sun Wukong did not appear, Fang Xiu had already thought of a way to break the situation.

Why do we need to prove that flat peaches are poisonous? Collecting evidence is always the most troublesome thing. The easiest way is... to directly ruin the Peach Festival!

With his current strength, he naturally cannot ruin the Peach Festival, but he can't, Monkey King, the Monkey King can!

"Where is Sun Wukong now?" Fang Xiu suddenly asked.

The boy was stunned. He didn't expect him to ask this suddenly, but he was impatient and didn't want to answer at all: "Who are you, and why should I tell you?"

Snapped!

Fang Xiu gave him another hard blow and whipped the boy around three times, making stars appear in his eyes.

"You! How dare you hit me? I am the Queen Mother..."

Facing the furious boy, Fang Xiu blocked his mouth with just one sentence.

"You don't want the Queen Mother to know about stealing the peaches, right?"

The boy's face changed drastically: "You're talking nonsense! I didn't! It's not me!"

"Shut up and tell me where Sun Wukong is."

The boy's mouth narrowed: "Then after I tell you, you can't tell the Queen Mother about my stealing the peaches."

Snapped!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...It's at the Pantaoyuan in the back mountain." The boy pointed in the direction of the Pantaoyuan aggrievedly.

Fang Xiu's figure disappeared instantly.

.......

.......

In the peach garden.

A monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth is lying leisurely on a peach tree, eating peaches. He is wearing chain-locked golden armor, walking on lotus root silk, and wearing a purple gold crown with phoenix wings on his head. If you ignore the look on his face, Flat peach juice can be said to be extraordinary.

It is the Monkey King, Monkey King.

At this time, Sun Wukong was enjoying the flat peaches. Suddenly, his expression changed. He looked not far away and saw a figure in black walking slowly among the peach trees.

He glanced sideways at the figure in black and said casually: "New here? How come I, Old Sun, have never seen you before?"

Fang Xiu looked at Sun Wukong and frowned slightly, because he could not feel the slightest sense of oppression from Sun Wukong, which was completely different from those powerful immortals and gods, which made people intimidating.

Sun Wukong looks like a very ordinary monkey, except that he can talk.

"Monkey King?"

Sun Wukong casually took a bite of the peach and said vaguely: "I didn't expect that you have heard of my old grandson's name?"

Fang Xiu nodded: "Of course I have heard of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, but today the Queen Mother of the West is holding a peach peach event. Why don't you go? Could it be that you didn't receive the invitation?"

He planned to follow the method in the original work to arouse Sun Wukong's anger and let him go to cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

Unexpectedly, Sun Wukong's answer was beyond his expectation.

"Who said I didn't receive an invitation? Do you know that this entire flat peach orchard is under my control? Without my consent, she won't be able to get a single peach, so why hold a peach party?"

Fang Xiu's eyes moved slightly: "Then why didn't you attend the Peach Festival?"

Sun Wukong smiled calmly: "Let me ask you, why are you attending the Peach Festival?"

"Eat peaches."

"Isn't that right! We all eat peaches, so why should I go to the Peach Festival? How many peaches can I eat at the Peach Festival? In this peach garden, I can eat whatever I want. A plate of peaches, and the entire peach garden, If it were you, how would you choose?"

Fang Xiu: "......"

He was speechless for a moment, and even felt that what Sun Wukong said was reasonable.

He suddenly discovered that this plot was somewhat inconsistent with the myths and legends. In the original work, Sun Wukong was angry that he was not invited, so he made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. But now he was actually invited, and he didn't want to go.

No, we have to find a way to make Monkey King cause trouble in the Heavenly Palace and ruin the Peach Festival.

While he was thinking, Sun Wukong suddenly asked: "Why don't you speak? By the way, what is your name and what is your position in heaven?"

"Fang Xiu, there is no position."

"Oh? You don't even have an official position? Do you want to come to Pantaoyuan and hang out with me, the Monkey King? I am the Monkey King who was personally conferred by the Jade Emperor!" Sun Wukong joked casually.

Fang Xiu suddenly thought: "Monkey King? I just came from the Peach Festival. I accidentally heard other gods mention that you, Monkey King, are just a false name. In fact, you have no authority. In the final analysis, you are just a watcher." The one from Pantaoyuan is not even as good as the previous Bima Wen."

Sun Wukong waved his hand, looking indifferent: "They only dare to speak ill of me behind my back, who dares to say it to my face?"

"Aren't you angry?"

"Why should I, Sun, be angry? My mouth is always on others. I live my own life and let them have their say. People can't always live in the eyes of others."

Fang Xiu: "......"

He suddenly suspected that he had met a fake Sun Wukong.

At this time, Sun Wukong said again: "Come on, come on, don't you? I think you have never eaten flat peaches before. Anyway, you are bored now. Why don't you bet with me, as long as you can beat me?" Lao Sun, I, Lao Sun, will give you a flat peach to try, what do you think?"

bet?

Fang Xiu looked Sun Wukong up and down, and vaguely noticed an opportunity.

"Do you like gambling?"

"No, just average. What's wrong?" Sun Wukong asked.

As soon as his three rhetorical questions came out, Fang Xiu understood immediately.

"Okay, how to bet?"