Weird and hard to kill?Sorry, I'm the real immortal

There was an expression of admiration on Taixu's face: "Master, you are really amazing. I only found out after seeing someone post a live broadcast of Fang Xiu's attack on Buddhism. I didn't expect you, Master, to have known about it long ago."

"Taixu!" A sullen look flashed across the face of the white-bearded old man: "How many times have I warned you, our entry into the WTO this time is for better cultivation, not to let you indulge in live broadcasts, short videos and other entertainment projects Above all, the technology of this era is indeed advanced, but it is useless in the face of the weird, and now the weird invasion is imminent, and the world may be destroyed at any time. Do you know how many people may die from the weird when you play with your mobile phone? hand?

You are young, how can you see it?

If you have this skill, why not practice a little longer and copy the Tao Te Ching ten times when you go home. "

Taixu felt ashamed immediately, in order not to disappoint his master, he learned from the painful experience and changed his past: "The master taught me to copy twenty times when I go back. Not only did I copy the phone twenty times, but I also sold my mobile phone. The wifi on the mountain was also cut off..."

"Ahem.......No need." The white-bearded old man quickly stopped Taixu's thoughts, and when he was about to talk about the truth, suddenly!

Teng!

He jumped up from the futon suddenly, his whole body seemed to be struck by lightning, his eyes looked at the sky in horror, his body trembled uncontrollably, it was clear that the sky was clear, but he seemed to see some kind of unspeakable horror .

Little Taoist Priest Taixu was taken aback: "Master! What's wrong with you, Master? Don't scare me!"

The white-bearded old man ignored him, but looked at the sky in horror, and tremblingly said: "The world... the world is going to be destroyed!!"

Taixu turned pale with shock: "Master, what nonsense are you talking about, this world is fine, why is it going to be destroyed?"

The white-bearded old man still ignored him, his body was shaking like a sieve, and he pinched his fingers like crazy to reason.

Suddenly, puff!

He spat out a mouthful of blood and almost fell to the ground, his eyes became more and more horrified, and his trembling became more severe: "The deceitful... The deceitful god is coming to the world!! The deceitful god is about to descend into the world! It's over, everything is over... ....Huh!?

never mind? "

The white-bearded old man was stunned, as if he was stupid, and he kept muttering to himself: "What's going on? Why is the world going to be destroyed one second, and the next second it's all right?"

He kept deducing the secret, and found that he hadn't deduced it wrong, but it was all right, as if the fatal crisis of annihilation just now was an illusion.

"Hahahahaha..." The ecstasy of escaping from death made the white-bearded old man laugh so hard that he forgot the phone in his cuff.

With a bang, the phone dropped.

The scene was slightly quiet for a second, and the master and apprentice looked at each other.

Taixu's expression is very exciting, first he was bewildered, then stunned, and finally he was furious.

"Master, I remember you said that you would not buy a mobile phone, so who owns this mobile phone?"

A look of embarrassment flashed across the face of the white-bearded old man, and he was about to explain, but his expression changed wildly again, as if he had seen the end of the world in horror.

"It's coming again! The world is going to be destroyed! Help me, old man, I'm still young, I'm only 98, I don't want to die...Hey? Hey! Are you all right again?"

He was stunned on the spot, completely confused about what happened. The machine showed that the world was going to be destroyed, so why did it go back to normal after a while, and repeated this twice?Is this a joke from God?

However, Taixu on the side had already seen through his master's tricks, and said quietly: "Master, do you think your apprentice is a fool?"

"Taixu! What do you mean? Do you think that this teacher is acting with you? I have learned the technique of deriving heavenly secrets passed down from the ancient Taoist sects, and I can have some insight into the disasters that will happen in the dark. Induction, the stronger the disaster, the stronger the induction, just now..."

Before the old man with white beard finished his words, his complexion changed again, and there was a terrifying aura of annihilation again, which made him tremble uncontrollably.

"The world is going to be destroyed!! There is no end!"

His mood at this time was as exciting as riding a roller coaster, with violent ups and downs.

However, the clever Taixu had already seen through his master's poor acting skills, and just watched with contempt, watching the master sometimes shout in despair, and sometimes ecstasy after the catastrophe, jumping around repeatedly.

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The white-bearded old man kept switching seamlessly between despair and ecstasy, while in Buddhism, Kongjian was also constantly testing Fang Xiu's bottom line, jumping repeatedly on the verge of death.

In the end, Kong Jian found out in despair that Fang Xiu was simply not a human being. He was more domineering than any tyrant in history, and he couldn't tolerate a word of "no" in his ears.

As long as he dared to say no, even if it was an insignificant request, Fang Xiu would definitely destroy the world immediately, without the slightest hesitation.

This makes Kong Jian feel outrageous, does the world have hatred against you?Will the world perish if there is a disagreement?

There are only one compromise and countless times. In the compromises, Kongjian signed a series of unequal treaties, and Buddhism has officially joined the headquarters so far.

"Welcome to the headquarters." Fang Xiu said lightly.

Seeing that his pale face has not yet recovered from the shadow of annihilation, Kong forced a smile and said: "My old man...no, this subordinate has seen the chief."

He was convinced, and he was completely convinced. Facing a ruthless person who would destroy the world if he disagreed with him, he couldn't even refuse. Now that Fang Xiu said a word, he dared not refute a single word. Refutation would lead to the destruction of the world. He didn't want to be the one who destroyed the world. the culprit.

Fang Xiu nodded in satisfaction. He found that to deal with people who can deduce the secrets, there is no need to summon the gods to reopen, because they are scared before the summoning, so sometimes it is not necessarily a good thing to know too much , will make people become timid, after all, the ignorant is fearless.

I just don't know if the sixth-order powerhouse of the Taoist sect can deduce the secret, if he can, when he flattens the Taoist sect, he doesn't even need to bring the gluttonous army.

Looking at the empty view in front of him, Fang Xiu finally asked the question he had always wanted to ask.

"Have you seen Zhou Qingfeng?"