Weird and hard to kill?Sorry, I'm the real immortal

In the present world, platform 18 of the high-speed railway station in Chengbei District, Shangjing City.

Fang Xiu and others appeared on the platform out of thin air, so many people appeared at one time, even the people of Xia Kingdom were already accustomed to imperial spirit masters, so they were unavoidably surprised.

"Fuck, teleporting so many people at one time, maybe only a third-order space-system imperial spirit master can do it?"

"As far as I know, there are only a few space masters in the country, and they are still at the third level. It can't be Liu Paopao from the headquarters, right?"

"Probably not, isn't Liu Paopao a big fat man? I don't think there are any big fat people in this group of people."

"Look, does the leader look a bit like the former captain?"

"Let me see, let me see, hiss! This leg is so white!"

"Damn, let you see the captain, what do you see?"

"Look at the captain, the captain is not as good-looking as a young lady. Look at these two young ladies, they are so beautiful, but they are all dirty, but they are much better than the ugly man in the middle. Soil, it’s like rolling on the ground for a long time.”

"Can Miss Sister's affairs be called dirty? That's called authentic!"

Listening to the discussions of pedestrians around, everyone felt a little unnatural, especially Xiao Chu and Xia Luo Qingxin, who loved to be clean and beautiful, but they were called dirty by others, so they wanted to run away quickly Road, find a place to take a shower.

As for the dirtiest Yang Ming, he didn't listen to everyone's discussion at all, his eyes were like a black cat sheriff, staring like copper bells, once he came to this world, he locked on the smoking man in the crowd with a snap.

Whoosh!

He rushed out, and appeared in front of the smoking man in a flash. He was so startled that the cigarette in his hand almost dropped.

"You...what are you going to do? Let me tell you, my cousin is a Tier [-] Spirit Master, if you dare..."

"Brother, do you have any cigarettes?" Yang Ming ignored what the man was saying, staring straight at the cigarette in his hand.

The man looked at Yang Ming's disheveled face, his eyes that were about to shine, and thought that he might be crazy, so he didn't dare to pester him any more, so he quickly threw the cigarettes in his pocket to Yang Ming and left.

With an excited heart and trembling hands, Yang Ming took out a cigarette tremblingly, put it horizontally under his nose and inhaled.

"This is the taste! Huazi, my dream!"

He quickly grabbed Hua Zi, and habitually took out the lighter from his pocket, but he was slightly taken aback, the lighter had already run out of gas after two months in the burial place, and he threw it away.

"Alas, brother, borrow another fire!"

Hearing Yang Ming's shout, the man ran even faster and disappeared into the crowd.

Yang Ming had no choice but to ask for help, and the passers-by all looked disgusted and ran away when they saw this.

In the end, he had no choice but to come to Xiao Chuxia's side: "Da Laohei, borrow a fire."

"Hmph, no borrowing, no!" Xiao Chuxia became annoyed on the spot when she heard this nickname, let alone borrowing money.

"Big beauty, let's do it, let's do it, let's make the child angry."

"It's almost there."

Xiao Chuxia nodded in satisfaction, stretched out her fair and slender fingers, snap!He snapped his fingers lightly, and a faint flame lit up at his fingertips.

When Yang Ming saw the fire, his eyes lit up immediately, he moved over with a cigarette in his mouth, and lit it.

Then he began to perform unique skills, smoking a cigarette in one breath, his cheeks were flattened, and his eyes began to roll. The burning cigarette butt was red, and no trace of smoke escaped.

call!

Yang Ming breathed out a sigh of relief, as if he had let out all the depression in the burial place, his whole expression was contented, and he was in high spirits.

"This life...is worth it!"

He thought about it for a while, threw away the cigarette butt, and took out another one: "Big beauty, let me borrow another light."

Fang Xiu didn't have time to watch Yang Ming pollute the air there. His right eye flashed with blood, and he randomly controlled a lucky passerby.

I saw the passerby walking over in a daze, and took out his mobile phone.

Fang Xiu took the phone and called the headquarters.

beep....

"Hello, who is it?" The minister's calm voice came from the other end of the phone.

Fang Xiu said calmly, "It's me, Fang Xiu."

Ding bang!

The sound of the teacup falling to the ground came from the other end of the phone, followed by the sound of people getting up from the seat, even the seat was overturned because of the force.

There was silence on the other end of the phone for several seconds, and then the minister's voice continued, but the voice was no longer calm, and suppressed a trace of excitement and trembling.

"Fang Xiu, is it really you? You... are you back?"

"Well, I'm back."

.......

.......

Five minutes later, a spatial fluctuation suddenly appeared on the platform, and the air was turbulent like a water wave. The next moment, a three-hundred-pound fat man in a black windbreaker and black sunglasses appeared out of thin air.

His presence elicited exclamations from passers-by, and it was clear that he was still a celebrity.

"It's Liu Paopao!"

"I didn't expect him to be fatter in real life than on TV."

"Great, I want to ask him to sign an autograph. I like to read his guide to escape in the wild, as well as 36 tricks to escape."

"Me too, me too, I like the sentence he said the most, there is no weirdness in this world that can catch me, even the S-level weirdness has to eat ashes behind my ass!

Also, I never cared about whether it has strength or not when dealing with Weirdness. Anyway, no matter how powerful it is, I can't run fast. "

Liu Paopao, who was about to be surrounded by everyone, seemed to be petrified at this moment. He took off the sunglasses on his face, revealing a pair of small eyes full of disbelief.

"Hugh... Brother Hugh!!"

He screamed, his eyes were moist, and he ran towards Fang Xiu.

The tonnage of more than 300 kilograms made the ground tremble faintly.

The person who came was Fatty Liu Shuai.

Fang Xiu's mobile vehicles.

It's just that he didn't expect that half a year later, the once cowardly fat man has been promoted to the third rank, and he seems to have become a public figure, specializing in teaching people to escape.

The fat man rushed in front of Fang Xiu, and opened his fat arms to give him a bear hug, but when he got to him, he froze in place, unable to move.

Only a pair of terrified small eyes were left wandering around.

Fang Xiu gently withdrew his finger on the fat man's chest.

It seems that the banning power of Guigui is not difficult to use. To deal with people whose spirituality is weaker than his own, he can directly seal the other party's spirituality and body.

"Brother Xiu, what's going on, why can't I move!?" The fat man panicked.

"It's just a small trick." After finishing speaking, Fang Xiu casually snapped his fingers and released the fat man's ban.

The fat man gasped for a few breaths first, then regained his composure and immediately said: "Brother Xiu, where have you been for the past six months? Why did it take you so long to come back? During the past six months, you have not been at the headquarters, and the headquarters has changed!

The people at the headquarters thought you were dead, and now even the position of commander-in-chief has been given to that boy Fang Moli. "

Hearing this, Fang Xiu and the others hadn't reacted yet, and the passers-by who had been paying attention to Liu Paopao were suddenly excited.

There were even girls screaming.

"He is Captain Fang!!"