Naruto: My name is Naruto Nianma

The humanoid creature in front of him waved his hands repeatedly to stop Menma from asking questions, and said: "Slow down, slow down, let me ask first! Who are you?"

"My name is Namikaze Menma, and I am a human who stumbled into this place by mistake."

"Accidental entry?

Humanity? ? ?

Stop lying! ! !

You must be a little raccoon demon. You came to have fun with my old man like this, right? "The kappa was so proud that he thought he had seen through Menma's lie.

"...I am really human," Menma explained calmly.

"Hahaha, little raccoon demon, you need to think carefully about your tricks when trying to trick people. We are the only old monsters left here. Where are the humans left?

Did you stumble into this place by mistake?Do you know that no outsiders have come here for more than 1000 years? "The kappa still didn't believe it.

Menma shook his head helplessly, and gently threw a kunai at the kappa: "Look at this, do you have such a weapon here?"

The kappa took the kunai and glanced at it casually. Then his laughter stopped suddenly and he stared at the kunai:

"What is this? Something I've never seen before!"

Then it stared at Menma with sharp eyes and asked sternly: "You are not a little raccoon demon, who are you?"

Menma replied expressionlessly: "I've told you before, I'm really a human!"

"It's impossible. Our place has been isolated from the outside world for more than 1000 years. How did you get in?"

Menma said distressedly: "I don't know, I was just using psychic skills, and then I came here."

The kappa continued to ask: "Necromancy, what is necromancy? A new spell?"

Menma explained patiently: "Necromanticism is not a spell, it is a ninjutsu developed by our ninjas!"

The kappa became even more confused: "Ninja? What ninja? Didn't you just say you were a human? Why are you a ninja now?!!"

"Ah!!!" Menma was going crazy. He found that he couldn't explain it to the kappa in front of him.

Seeing Menma scratching his head and yelling, the kappa looked like he was facing a formidable enemy, thinking that Menma was going to attack next.

After a while, Menma relaxed and asked again: "Do you have a leader? Do you want me to talk to your leader?"

"Impossible! I will never let you, a person of unknown origin, get close to our leader!" The kappa flatly refused.

Men was numb and angry again. This kappa was simply more stubborn than Onoki. He couldn't understand what he was saying and couldn't make sense.

Alas, I didn’t plan to do this originally, but now I have to use this method!

Menma shunned forward, snatched the kunai from the kappa's hand, put it on its neck, used a slight force, and drew a blood mark: "Hmph, that's right, we have discovered your hiding place!

Go and inform your leader, if you don't surrender, you will face war next! "

The kappa looked at Menma in horror with his mouth wide open, his hands and feet trembling and he was at a loss.

Menma took back his kunai and stared at the kappa expressionlessly.

The kappa fell down on the water and rubbed his hands and feet backwards. Seeing that his face was numb and unresponsive, he sank into the water and quickly escaped to the upper reaches of the river.

Menma shook his head when he saw this, walked to the shore, sat down cross-legged, closed his eyes and rested.

……

The kappa quickly escaped in the water, and after a while, it came to the bottom of a huge torii gate.

It jumped up from the water and stumbled up the stone steps under the torii gate on hands and knees, shouting as it climbed:

"No, no, no! Sir, an enemy claiming to be human is coming!

......"

At the end of the steps is a wide courtyard, in the center of which sits a gorgeous shrine.

The kappa stumbled to the center of the yard, holding his hands on his knees and panting:

"Hoo... ph... ph...

……leader……

...something big is not...wonderful...

…………”

A majestic voice inside the shrine yelled: "Kappa, calm your breath and speak!

Really, after a lot of years, he is still so rough. "

The kappa took a few deep breaths, tried hard to calm down his breathing, and said, "Master Chief, there is a guy outside who claims to be a human. He says he has discovered our hiding place and has declared war on us!"

Another old voice appeared in the shrine: "Baga, what nonsense are you talking about? There have never been humans here in more than 1000 years!"

The kappa hurriedly explained: "Master Chief, it's true. He is right next to the waterhole where I live. You see, I still have the scars he left on me on my neck!"

"What? Is it true?!!" A surprised voice came from the door.

"How many years has it been since an outsider really came in?!"

"Go, go and see!"

"Wait a minute, we still don't know who he is and what his strength is. Is it dangerous to go forward boldly?"

"Hmph, what danger can there be in front of my sword?"

"That's right, even if the old man's sword is stewed, my iron sword is not a vegetarian!"

"Okay, okay, let's go and see it together!"

"That's right, after staying in this hellish place for 1000 years, it's time to go out and have some fun!"

A group of people were noisy and never stopped.

……

After an unknown amount of time passed, Menma opened his eyes when he heard the noise.

I saw a group of figures standing or sitting in front of me.

Some of them are fair-faced women with pale skin, and some are ugly giants with wings on their backs;

Some have necks as long as snakes, and some have lower bodies like spiders;

Some lie on the ground like a turtle, and some have sharp teeth like a tiger!

Menma knew that the owner of this place was here, so he stood up slowly and said politely to everyone: "Everyone, I'm sorry to invite you out to meet me in this way.

But please believe me, I don’t mean any harm!

First of all, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Namikaze Menma, and I come from the opposite planet.

As you can see, I am a human being who accidentally entered your land due to an unknown error in my Ninjutsu practice.

If everyone here agrees, please tell me how to return to the opposite planet! "

Everyone on the opposite side looked at each other, and then began to whisper:

"Do you understand what he is saying?"

"I didn't quite understand, what about you?"

"I understand a little bit. Isn't it that the human made a mistake in practicing ninjutsu and entered our place by mistake, and then wanted to leave?"

"Oh, you are so powerful, then what is ninjutsu?"

"Stupid, you don't even know this, it's what we call magic here!"

"I see, I have learned a lesson!"

……

Seeing everyone on the opposite side chatting among themselves, Menma coughed heavily: "What is the outcome of your discussion? Are you willing to tell me how to get out?"