Naruto: My name is Naruto Nianma

Three days later, the funeral hall.

With red eyes, Ranmaru led a group of children to preside over the funeral ceremony of Black Hoe Lei Ya:

"kneel!"

With a crash, a group of children knelt down.

"A dutiful son plays bowl, and the West takes over!" Ranwan shouted in a long voice.

With a crackle, the children in the hall raised their bowls and threw them on the ground, crying:

"Nidaime, have a good journey..."

The whole mourning hall suddenly burst into sad cries.

Jiraiya and Menma looked at the scene in the mourning hall and couldn't help but sigh.

"Oh, life is so unpredictable!" Menma sighed,

“Those who don’t want to die are dead, and those who don’t want to live are still alive.

Those who don’t want to kill people end up killing others, and those who want to kill people end up killing themselves. "

Jiraiya also sighed and said nothing.

After a long time, the funeral process was completed and all the children in the hall dispersed.

Ran Wan walked out of the mourning hall, his figure swaying and crumbling.

"Ranmaru, go take a rest." Menma advised.

Ranmaru shook his head. He didn't dare to let himself stop. As soon as he closed his eyes, the figure of Black Hoe Thunder Fang would appear in front of him.

"Thank you so much these days." Ranmaru thanked the two of them in a hoarse voice, "If it weren't for you, Lei Ya's funeral wouldn't have gone so smoothly."

Menma shook his head and said it didn't matter.

Ranmaru sat on the floor holding the door frame, looking at the still gloomy sky outside the door, and said in a daze: "You know, when Lei Ya was doing funerals before, he once said that he hated this kind of old-fashioned tradition. funeral.

He said that after he died, he would never have such a funeral, otherwise even if he died, he would jump out of the coffin and break the legs of the funeral director.

But now what I have organized for Lei Ya is the most cliche funeral. Why doesn’t he jump out and stop me...

Thunder Fang..."

Ranmaru held back the tears for three days, and finally they burst out like a dam.

"Ranmaru..." Menma didn't know how to persuade, any words at this time were useless.

He could only pat Ranmaru's back gently while sitting on the floor with him.

I don't know how much time passed, but Ranmaru wiped away his tears, forced a smile to Menma, then got up and went to the mourning hall to keep watch for Raiya.

Menma came to Jiraiya and asked: "What about these children? Do you really want to help him take care of these orphans like Black Hoe Raiga said before?"

Jiraiya sighed and said: "I have already sent a message to Orochimaru. He is currently dealing with the mess left by old man Sarutobi and cannot spare the time to come here. However, he arranged for another person to come over and count the days. Just today and tomorrow."

"Oh? Who is here?" Menma asked curiously.

Jiraiya stretched out his little finger and said: "This from Orochimaru, the walking miko-Yakushi Nonou!"

"Oh? Master Orochimaru is married?" Menma's curiosity was immediately aroused.

"No, that coward Orochimaru has never dared to make it clear, but who among the older generation in Konoha doesn't know about the affair between the two of them?" Jiraiya was very disdainful of Orochimaru in his words.

"Haha, Master, what qualifications do you have to say that to Uncle Orochimaru?" Menma looked at Jiraiya with contempt and mocked.

Jiraiya was startled for a moment, then became angry: "Can it be the same?"

"What's different?" Menma retorted.

"That... that... it's just different anyway!" Jiraiya hesitated and couldn't speak.

Menma looked at Jiraiya and sighed and said, "Master, after our training is over, you can go back to Konoha and marry Lady Tsunade!"

Jiraiya quickly covered Menma's mouth and said nervously: "Idiot, this is a forbidden word of a ninja. You can't say it. If you say it, something bad will happen!"

"What forbidden words?" Menma asked.

"That's it, 'I'll go back to my hometown to get married after this war is over', and 'I'll retire after this mission is over' and so on. Once a ninja says something like this, it's like being contaminated by a curse. Most of them will be involved in this mission.

The last person who said this was Kato Dan, and then he died in the war! "

"Oh!" Menma understood, and the ninja world also raised the flag, "But then again, this time it was me who said the forbidden words, but the object of the wish was you, so who will be cursed in the end? ?”

Jiraiya was stunned. He had never thought about this problem, but he still said with a tiger face: "No matter who it is, just don't say anything!"

"Okay, got it!" Menma agreed casually.

It took two more days before pharmacist Nonoyu arrived at this place.

"I'm sorry, Jiraiya-sama, something happened on the way and I was delayed." Medicine Master Noonoyu said apologetically.

"It's okay, there's no need to apologize. After all, we're all our own, right, brothers and sisters?" Jiraiya said with an unscrupulous smile.

The pharmacist Noonoyu's face suddenly turned red when he heard this, and he said, "Jiraiya-sama, please don't say that, it will cause trouble to Orochimaru-sama."

"I didn't say this brother is Orochimaru!" Jiraiya let out a "giegieigie" laugh.

Yakushi Nonou's face turned even redder. She turned her head and ignored the old and crooked Jiraiya. She said softly to Menma: "You are Menma, right? I heard that Kabuto told you that you are indeed a man." What a wonderful kid!”

Menma smiled and replied: "Master Auntie, you are so flattering!"

After Menma finished speaking, he looked at Jiraiya and gave a "giegiegie" smirk at the same time.

No matter how good-tempered the pharmacist Nonoyu was, she couldn't stand the inappropriate teasing of the old and the young. She straightened up, angrily put a big bag on their heads, and then turned around and entered the funeral. The company's territory.

I don’t know what she said inside. When Jiraiya and Menma were still touching the big bags on their heads and whining in pain, the pharmacist Noonoyu came out with a group of children carrying big and small bags. .

Then without even looking at Jiraiya and Menma, he turned around and took the children away.

Menma looked at the dense group of people, turned to Jiraiya and asked: "By the way, Master, why do we adopt orphans from Kawa no Kuni? Don't tell me just to wipe Sarutobi Hiruzen's butt!"

Jiraiya sighed and said, "How could it be because of this? In fact, both our Konoha and other countries are taking in half-grown orphans.

With a little training, these orphans will become the most loyal soldiers.

Even if they don't have ninja talent, they can still be transported to various parts of the Fire Country as labor force.

After the ninja world has experienced three wars, population is the greatest resource! "