Naruto: My name is Naruto Nianma

After saying that, regardless of the other people, the Watermelon Mountain Pufferfish Ghost quickly jumped away in the forest.

But others don't think so.

"It's a joke. I admit that he is very strong, but if we go together, can he kill us instantly?" Changkuro waved his two swords and charged forward with a wild laugh.

"Xi Xiang·Two Legs!" The red beast roared!

"Bang! Bang!!" With two consecutive sounds, Changkuro flew back, smashed dozens of big trees, and hung upside down on the branches, losing his breath. At this time, the beheading sword fell from the sky after being broken. Come down and stick it in the soil!

"Run!" The remaining people finally got scared and screamed and evacuated.

"Evening Elephant, Three Legs!" Matt Dai rushed towards Murashi Jinpachi, and before he even had time to deploy his blasting sword, Spray, he had already stepped into the underworld.

"Xixiang·Four-legged!" Kurisu Kushimaru followed closely, and the ruthless duo would not be alone on the road to hell.

"Xi Xiang·Five Legs!" Matt Dai aimed at the Black Hoe Thunder Fang and shot it like a cannonball!

Black Hoe Lei Ya was shocked!

No, I can't escape!

Are you going to die like this?

No, how can I die here?

His eyes moved quickly, he saw the wild bait man next to him, and he immediately had a plan in mind.

Sorry, Tongcao Yebai Man!

"Thunderbolt Lightning Strike!"

A bolt of lightning appeared out of thin air and struck Tongcao Yebaiman.

"Ah——" Tongcao Yebai Man screamed and was paralyzed by lightning, "Thunder Ya, you bastard..."

Before he finished speaking, Black Hoe Lei Ya stretched out his hand and pulled him in front of him, blocking Matt Dai's path.

"Boom—"

There was a loud noise, and Matt Dai kicked the blunt knife, Kabuto.

The two of them smashed through countless obstacles in an instant and fell heavily to the ground.

"Pfft--" Black Hoe Thunder Fang spurted out a mouthful of dirty blood. He endured the severe pain in his chest and abdomen and pushed the dead Tongcaoye Baiman away.

At this time, Matt Dai was also lying not far away, his body shining with dark red light like lava, emitting bursts of steam.

"Dead...dead?" Black Hoe Lei Ya looked at Matt Dai who was unable to move not far away. Although he told himself in his heart that he was dead, he still did not dare to step forward to confirm.

"Hmph!" Finally, Black Hoe Lei Ya snorted coldly, used the thunder knife Lei Ya to hold up his body, and slowly left this place.

......

After walking in hiding for three days in the Kingdom of Sichuan, Black Hoe Lei Ya's condition became worse and worse.

Although he had the wild bait man as a shield and buffer, he was still seriously injured.

The ribs were almost all broken, and a few were even inserted into the internal organs.

If he hadn't used Thunderbolt to seal the wounds on his internal organs and barely stop the bleeding, he might be dead now.

As he walked farther and farther, his eyes became blurry and blurred. Finally, he could no longer hold on and fell by a small river.

When he woke up again, he saw a child sitting next to him, smiling and saying to him: "You are finally awake. If you don't wake up, we will have a funeral for you!"

...(End of flashback)...

"In this way, I was rescued by the previous president and Ranmaru. In order to repay the favor and to hide my whereabouts anonymously, I joined the Funeral Club, and I have been there until today."

Black Hoe Lei Ya concluded.

"What about these children..." Jiraiya asked.

"Most of them were taken in by the old president, just like he took in Ranmaru and me. The old president passed away a year ago. Before he died, he left the funeral company to me and asked me to run the funeral properly. Yishe, and take care of these children." Black Hoe Lei Ya shook his head and sighed,

"Really, I didn't expect that I, Black Hoe Lei Ya, would take care of these brats one day!"

"Why don't you go back to Kirigakure Village?" Jiraiya asked.

"I can't go back," Black Hoe Lei Ya said sadly, shaking his head, "Not to mention the failure of the mission, in order to save my life, I personally took my teammates to be the scapegoat. I'm afraid I have rebelled against Ninja in Kirigakure Village!

What's more, what will happen to Ranmaru and these brats after I leave? "

"I don't know how to evaluate you!" Jiraiya said, "Invading Konoha and trying to support your teammates. From my point of view, you are an unforgivable villain no matter what.

But you took in these orphans and took care of them, and you are undoubtedly a good person. "

Black Hoe Lei Ya smiled and didn't care: "Haha~, I'm not a good person. When these children can live on their own, I will give myself a grand funeral and put an end to my sinful life. !

That’s all. Whether you believe it or not, I have no ill intentions towards you.

Okay, I still have something to do, you can do it yourself! "

Black Hoe Lei Ya stretched out his hand and ordered the two of them to be kicked out.

At this time, a child's scream came from outside the door!

"What's going on?" Black Hoe Lei Ya's expression changed and he rushed out quickly.

Jiraiya and Menma also followed out.

In the open space outside, three people, one woman and two men, stood.

The woman wears a Kirigakure forehead protector, has long brown-red hair with vertical braids, sharp teeth, and a fluffy bandage around her neck.

Both men were wearing black robes with red clouds. One man had a gray slicked back hair, lavender pupils, and a forehead protector around his neck. The other man wore a black hood and mask, with his eyes exposed. It's green pupils.

It's none other than the Akatsuki organization's immortal duo, Angle and Hidan!

The woman was grabbing a child by the collar and grinning with sharp teeth.

"Lin Jiao Yu Yuli, put the child down quickly!" Black Hoe Lei Ya shouted sharply.

"Oh? Black Hoe Leiya, it seems that the information is correct, you are indeed hiding here!" Yuri Lin threw the child away, and Black Hoe Leiya quickly caught him.

After putting the child on the ground, Black Hoe Lei Ya stared at Lin Yuri angrily: "Are you crazy?"

Lin Yuri smiled nonchalantly and said: "Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, hand over the Thunder Blade and Thunder Fang as soon as possible, and then go back to Kirigakure Village with me and listen to Master Mizukage!"

"Hmph, I haven't seen you for more than ten years, and you only have one mouth! What, have you forgotten about being beaten to tears by me?" Black Hoe Lei Ya mocked.

"You..." Lin Yuyu gritted her teeth with hatred, and then she snorted coldly and said, "Humph, I advise you to hand over the thunder knife obediently, otherwise I can't guarantee what will happen?"

"Just you?" Black Hoe Lei Ya was very disdainful.

"Of course not!" Lin Yuyu raised the corner of his mouth, "I know that I am no match for you, so I specially invited two helpers!"

"Hmph, I saw it. The name of the Akatsuki organization, even if I live in a remote village, I have heard of it." Black Hoe Lei Ya stared at the undead duo closely, and tightened the thunder knife in his hand, as if facing a formidable enemy.