Naruto: My name is Naruto Nianma

After leaving the forest near Konoha, the two were walking on the road. Menma turned to ask Jiraiya: "Why didn't you express your feelings directly to Tsunade-sama just now?"

Jiraiya sighed and said, "What's the use of saying it? She still can't forget it."

Mian Ma shook his head.

Jiraiya was confused by the authorities.

"I think Tsunade-sama is also interested in you." Menma said to Jiraiya seriously.

"Stop comforting me," Jiraiya smiled bitterly, "I've already made it so obvious, but she still refuses to accept me!"

"But she didn't refuse, right?" Menma looked at the problem from a slightly different angle.

"Huh?" Jiraiya didn't react for a moment.

"Master, think about it, if you told Tsunade-sama that you liked her and wanted to marry her 20 years ago, how would she react?" Menma analyzed for Jiraiya.

"She will knock me away with one punch!" Jiraiya replied.

"What if it was ten years ago?" Menma asked.

"She would just wave her hand and tell me to stop thinking about it," Jiraiya said.

"What about five years ago?"

"She would just laugh it off and pretend she didn't hear it."

"What happened just now?"

"She turned her head away from me."

"So? Haven't you found it yet?"

"What do you mean? What should I find?" Jiraiya was confused.

"No wonder you have been single for 50 years! You are so stupid!" Menma said with hatred, "Don't you realize that Tsunade-sama's attitude has changed a lot?

At first it was rejected outright, then it was ignored, and then it was avoided. What does this mean?

It means that your position in her heart is becoming more and more important!

It shows that Tsunade-sama's heart is slowly shaking! "

"Really?" Jiraiya was a little doubtful.

"Do you know what's the difference between you and Kato Dan now?" Menma continued to analyze Jiraiya.

"What's the difference?" Jiraiya asked humbly.

"The only difference is that Kato Dan is dead and you are still alive!

You know, when lovers only live in memory, the rest are all advantages and no disadvantages!What's more, Kato Dan died trying to save Tsunade!

In fact, Tsunade-sama has not been shaken in the past few decades, but as long as her heart fluctuates, the Kato Dan in her heart will jump out, making Tsunade-sama feel guilty!

As long as Tsunade-sama's guilt for rejecting you does not exceed her guilt for 'betraying' Kato Dan, she will never agree to you! "Mian Ma hit the nail on the head!"

"Then according to what you say, don't I have no chance at all?" Jiraiya was a little frustrated.

"Of course not! Otherwise, why would I be telling you so much?" Menma said.

"Then what should I do?"

"Master, what you have to do now is to improve your status in Tsunade-sama's heart and let her know that you are much more important than a person who has been dead for decades!"

"Be specific!"

"Go 'die' once, Master!" Mian Ma's words were shocking.

"What?" Jiraiya was shocked, what kind of tiger and wolf words were this!

"Only the dead can defeat the dead. If you want your status in Tsunade-sama's heart to surpass that of Kato Dan, then I can only let you 'die'.

In this way, nearly 30 years of fruitless waiting plus the regret and regret of losing you forever will defeat Tsunade-sama's defenses in one fell swoop! "Menma explained.

"You brat, are you entertaining me? What kind of bad idea did you come up with?!"

I'm dead, so what's the point of gaining Tsunade's heart? "Jiraiya couldn't help but slapped Menma on the back of the head and said angrily.

"Of course you're not really dead!" Menma rubbed his head and explained, "I mean to ask you to take on a very dangerous mission, and then fake your death during the mission!

In this way, after the news of your death reaches Tsunade-sama's ears, it will have the effect I just mentioned!

When Tsunade-sama is immersed in despair and regret, you suddenly appear in front of her, seriously injured and on your deathbed,

Then he smiled and said to her, fortunately I can see you one last time. I have no regrets in my life!

In this way, after Tsunade-sama rescues you, the last obstacle between you will have disappeared. "

Jiraiya held his chin, thinking about the feasibility of this plan.

"But how to control the speed of this suspended animation? If the injury is minor, Tsunade won't believe it. If the injury is serious, Tsunade may really die."

Jiraiya asked a question.

Menma spread his hands and shook his head, saying that he didn't know what to do about this problem:

"Master, you can only control this yourself. Anyway, there are still three years, so master, you can think about it slowly."

Jiraiya said unhappily: "Really, it's so difficult to operate, it's like saying it in vain!"

"Please, Master, no matter how difficult it is, is it as difficult as breaking through Tsunade-sama's defense?" Menma screamed loudly.

"Forget it, hurry up and hurry up! Really, it took me so long."

"Master, this is a bit unkind. You didn't have this attitude when you asked me to come up with the idea just now!"

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!" Jiraiya strode forward.

"Hey, hey~~" Menma reluctantly followed quickly.

"Master, master, where are we going?"

"First go to the Kingdom of Kawa, then the Kingdom of Rain, pass through the Kingdom of Grass and enter the Kingdom of Taki, then go to the Kingdom of Iron and the Kingdom of Tian, ​​and finally return to Konoha from the Kingdom of Yu!" Jiraiya replied.

Menma thought about the map of the ninja world that he had learned in the ninja school, and couldn't help but complain: "Master, why don't you just say that you start from the Land of Kawa and go around the Land of Fire? Why do you have to say that? A bunch?”

"Didn't I learn this from you? I talked a lot eloquently, but it turned out to be all nonsense!"

"What I said is not nonsense!" Menma said dissatisfied.

"You said a method that is basically impossible to accomplish. What else is it nonsense?" Jiraiya pinched his nose and flicked a booger towards Menma.

"Master, you are so disgusting!" Menma turned his head to avoid it and retorted angrily: "It's not my problem that I can't complete the solution, it's your incompetence! You useless person!!!"

"What?!" Jiraiya was furious, jumped up, hooked Menma's neck with his left hand, clenched his right hand into a fist and drilled Menma's head hard!

"Ah, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Menma struggled again and again.

“Start practicing today!

What is being trained now is the required skill for ninjas, the tolerance for pain!

Menma, resist me well—" Jiraiya yelled with a distorted face, and increased the strength on his hands.

"Master, I was wrong! Let me go!!!" Menma begged for mercy, "My brains are about to come out~~~~"