Stupid Pokémon Master

A small island near the Kuril Islands in the Sea of ​​Japan.

The place has become unrecognizable, with traces of fighting everywhere. The island, which had no vegetation in the first place, became completely bare, and numerous large pits appeared here.

On the ground, a tired Darkrai was floating speechlessly. Its blue eyes looked at a pink figure in the sky, and it let out a desperate roar in its heart.

Really! What a bad luck! ! !

In the sky, the pink figure was covered in scars. Its eyes flashed with strong fighting intent and hostility, and it looked very strange overall. It had a light blue body with a yellow bottom, and two bunches of purple-red hair protruding from the arc on its chest. The yellow decorations on both sides of the head make it look like a crescent moon. The gauze-like wings emit glowing particles that slowly ripple around the half-moon-shaped wings.

To be honest, Darkrai has lived for so long. In order not to affect other living beings, he has stayed on this island for a long time and has never gone out. So it was the first time to see the Pokémon in front of it. Although it had heard it from its master before, it didn't think it would meet this guy.

This is the incarnation of nightmares, Darkrai’s natural enemy: the incarnation of sweet dreams, Cresselia!

Some time ago, Darkrai accidentally fell asleep again and slept for a long time. Only later did he suddenly wake up, wanting to come out to see if there were any living creatures that had been harmed by his nightmare realm.

As a result, I met Cresselia as soon as I came out.

What troubled Darkrai was that although he was not hostile, Cresselia launched an attack on it without any reason. It can clearly detect that the other party is not as strong as itself, but no matter how you explain it, the other party is not willing to listen.

This is normal. The two parties who are natural enemies of each other will not listen to each other's words. In their eyes, what they hate about each other is just the incarnation of hypocrisy.

【snort! I travel the world to eradicate evil incarnations like you! ] Cresselia made a young female voice, which sounded pure and sexy.

[How many times have I said that I didn't...] Before Darkrai could finish speaking, a power gem exploded next to it.

【Stop being sophistical! Accept my judgment! 】

Darkrai: (/“≡_≡)=

It is not worried about the threat the other party will pose to itself. The evil Darkrai is naturally immune to super-type skills. These big holes on the ground are all caused by that guy in the sky. He has never taken any serious action against it because of its attributes. The reason for restraint is that it will severely damage the opponent just by attacking casually.

[It doesn’t matter if you don’t listen. Can you please leave here? 】

【Stop it! I will never give in to you! 】

Darkrai:? ? ?

No, is this girl sick? !

Will you listen well to what others say?

In fact, the two sides are said to be natural enemies of each other, but it has always been the Darkrai family that suppresses the Cresselia family. The reason why they are natural enemies is because Cresselia can release Darkrai's nightmare realm. If there was a real fight, as long as the strength gap between the two sides was not too outrageous, no Darkrai would be able to defeat the opponent.

Darkrai had a huge headache. It felt that the one in the sky didn't like to listen to explanations just like the delicate eldest lady. An old man like him who didn't talk to anyone was really not good at dealing with this kind of situation.

But it seems that if there is no winner today, the eldest lady may not leave...

In desperation, a small black hole condensed in front of Darkrai. Although it is not large in size, it has amazing potential energy.

Cresselia felt bad for a moment. Just when she was about to counterattack in advance, she felt that the surrounding space suddenly stopped.

As its body fell downwards, such thoughts flashed through its mind.

[Damn it...I lost...]

[Huh...] Darkrai breathed a sigh of relief.

[Finally solved this difficult guy. 】

First of all, nightmares have no effect on Cresselia. Therefore, the Dark Hole will not let it fall into sleep. Darkrai just uses the evil energy of the Dark Hole to erode Cresselia's physical strength. This degree is very well grasped.

Darkrai sighed and slowly floated towards Cresselia on the ground in the distance. Unexpectedly, Cresselia actually showed an expression of humiliation.

【I lost. ] Its tone was full of shame and hatred. [Kill or behead, it’s up to you! 】

Darkrai:......

Do I look like a bad guy?

Darkrai slowly stretched out a hand, and Cresselia, who would rather die than surrender, actually showed a horrified expression. 【you! What are you going to do to my body! 】

Darkrai:? ? ?

When Darkrai heard this, he put his hand down. Unexpectedly, confusion and loss actually flashed across this guy's eyes.

Darkrai finally couldn't help but complain.

[No, is it possible that you still expect me to do something to you? 】

Cresselia seemed to have been greatly insulted. 【How! How can it be! 】

[Who knows what a pervert like you with ulterior motives will do! 】

Darkrai was shocked. No one had ever called it a pervert. 【What's wrong with me? ! 】

[Your voice sounds like a 40-year-old middle-aged man with nothing to do, the kind who molests young girls! 】

Hey, this guy knows a lot.

Darkrai was angry, [Who is the wretched uncle! My voice is so magnetic! Don't slander me! 】

【snort! ] Cresselia turned her head.

Darkrai calmed down and spoke in as calm a tone as possible.

[I won’t do anything to you, and I’m not the evil Darkrai you think. Because I can't control my own nightmare realm, I stay on this island to avoid causing disaster to other creatures. I will let you go, please don't come here again. 】

Hearing this, Cresselia showed a suspicious look, [Is everything you said true? 】

[Do I need to lie to you? 】

After saying that, Darkrai turned around and left.

【etc! 】

Cresselia caught up and followed Darkrai.

[If what you say is true, maybe I can help you. 】

[My sweet dreams can offset your nightmares, so you can...]

【unnecessary. 】 Darkrai refused without even thinking.

【Huh? ! for! Why! 】

[I don’t want my nightmare to cause trouble to anyone. Maybe the method you mentioned is really useful. But then you have to stay here with me. Wouldn't you lose your freedom in this way? ] Darkrai said calmly. [This also goes against my principles. 】

Cresselia puffed up her face in anger.

【I! I'm not here to help you! A wretched and boring guy like you! He might run out and cause trouble one day! As the God of Dreams! I have to stay here to supervise you! 】

After saying that, Cresselia suddenly took two steps back warily.

【you! If you dare to do anything to me! I will kill you! 】

Darkrai:......

Do I really look like a sultry uncle? !