Stupid Pokémon Master

On the soft big bed, Wen Xu, wearing large Gengar pajamas, was lying on the bed with her hair disheveled, staring at the electronic screen with great seriousness.

【Please select a skill】

Wen Xu: _(?□`”∠)_

For a long time, she hesitantly pressed [Secret Attack Key]

[Dragon King Scorpion used secret attack to attack vital points! 】

[This hits the vital point of Elle Duo! (Dragon King Scorpion’s sniper characteristics!)】

Although they knew that the opponent was not weak in evil-type skills, both sides now only had one Pokémon.Fortunately, my Dragon King Scorpion carries the Orb of Life. If I use the secret attack key with the sniper trait that will 100% be hit, it should produce explosive damage.

An unexpected scene happened.

[Alureduo used the momentum belt to hold on! 】

Wen Xu: ┻╰(‵□′)╯! ! !

The two white thighs were smashed on the bed in dissatisfaction, seeming to vent their dissatisfaction.

Why?Why does this man always act out of common sense!Even if you use a relatively unpopular Pokémon like Elledor, you still have to bring a momentum belt!It’s really smart matching!

It’s really bullying Xu!

[My son has the appearance of an emperor]: Tsk, tsk, tsk, it was so dangerous, Xiao Xu, the car almost overturned. Fortunately, I brought a momentum belt.

[My son has the appearance of an emperor]: I won’t say much else, young man, you still have to practice.

After saying that, Eluredo unceremoniously launched a close combat. Dragon King Scorpion, whose physical defense was not high in the first place, was drained of some of his physical strength by the Life Orb, and immediately fell to the opponent's sharp blade.

[The match between you and the player "My son has the appearance of an emperor" has ended. 】

[Calculating your current ranking...]

Wen Xu skipped the settlement screen and opened the private chat interface.

【Xi Xi is so cute! ]: Not convinced!Let’s fight again!

[My son has the appearance of an emperor]: If you continue to fight, you will fall out of the master ball.

【Xi Xi is so cute! 】: (╯＞д＜)╯?˙?˙?

【Xi Xi is so cute! ]: Uncle, are you really not a trainer?

[My son has the appearance of an emperor]: No, I only have one Pokémon that I raise with my wife.

【Xi Xi is so cute! 】:Eh……

[My son looks like an emperor]: By the way, is it really okay for you to play games with an old man like me here?Aren't you about to...

【Xi Xi is so cute! 】: Oh, no problem. There is still some time before the King of Heaven’s general training. I will definitely achieve better results in this year’s competition. Uncle, just wait and see!

[My son has the appearance of an emperor]: Haha, I will watch. I am waiting for your wonderful performance.

【Xi Xi is so cute! ]: Speaking of which, Cheng Tian?

[My son has the appearance of an emperor]: Oh, hehe, this brat just came back some time ago. I heard from him that he went to many places and gained a lot.I'm just catching up on the missed courses recently.

【Xi Xi is so cute! 】:oh oh!That's it!

After chatting for a while, Father Cheng ended the chat because he was at work.Wen Xu looked through his chat history, and unexpectedly found that he and this old man had a lot of chats, and they could talk a lot every time.

Ok……

Wen Xu threw the switch beside the bed, turned over and lay on the bed like a salty fish, staring at the ceiling expressionlessly.

Well, I heard before that this guy Cheng Tian took a break from school to travel.

well?It’s so enviable!Why could this guy justifiably take time off to play when he was in college? He had to train hard when he was in college. After becoming the king, he still had to take precious vacation time to participate in various competitions where he could get bonuses to support himself. I still have to spend time training for the World Elf Championship every year.

Moreover, the system during the King’s training period is also very unreasonable!It's obviously a training camp or something, just let Gengar go with the Poké Ball!Why do you have to go too?

If you go there, you will just be a salted fish. You might as well lie on the bed and make yourself comfortable!

But... in this case, no one will take care of his food... Sure enough, he still has to follow Gengar?

If you think about it a little more openly, you can just go to the training camp and meet Wei Xi!Hey hey hey...

It has to be said that the inner activities of this cold ghost king are extremely rich. Even when he is thinking about these things, the expression on his face does not change at all, and he looks like a sculpture.

At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the bedroom door.

"Genga!"

Geng Gui opened the door and poked half of his head out, and the smell of rice came through the door.It seemed to be reminding Wen Xu that it was time to eat.

Wen Xu used all his strength to turn over on the bed with difficulty, and then he never moved again.It's just a beautiful side face facing Geng Gui.

Gengar:  …

good good.

Geng Gui walked in helplessly and took out the slippers from under the bed, then used his mental strength to control Wen Xu's body, sat down on the edge of the bed and put on the slippers. Then Wen Xu grabbed its fleshy body from behind and walked towards the door. .

The table was already covered with a sumptuous breakfast, white fungus chicken soup, warm grilled, soft sandwiches, thickly smeared with tomato sauce and stuffed with pickled cucumber slices.There are two tea eggs next to it.

Geng Gui skillfully began to peel off the eggshells, while Wen Xu happily ate breakfast, his eyes narrowed into a crescent shape in happiness.

"Gunga."

Geng Gui handed the peeled tea egg to Wen Xu, who carefully separated the egg white and egg yolk, then took the egg yolk away with disgust, and happily ate the egg white.

Gengar: Stare...

Wen Xu: (???`?)

"Genga!"

Even if you act cute, it’s useless!No picky eaters!Eggs are also very expensive, right?

Under Geng Gui's strict supervision, Wen Xu finally swallowed the two egg yolks reluctantly, as if he was eating some biological weapon... After eating, Wen Xu's eyes were full of tears. .

Wen Xu: ?????

[Wen Xu used Tearful Eyes on Gengar! 】

[But it seems to have no effect on Gengar...]

"Gengar." Gengar shook his head helplessly, then released several clones, and began to tidy up the bedroom, clean the living room, wash dishes, and feed energy cubes to other Pokémon.

And Wen Xu?

She had already run to the living room, sat on the soft and decadent Kirby sofa on the ground, and played the PS5 happily.

Gengar:  …

Help...what should I do if I have such a beautiful salted fish owner?

What a bully!

Just when Wen Xu was happily swinging between the buildings in the game, the big TV screen was suddenly switched to a video call.

[Grandma Du invites you to participate in the video conference...]

Wen Xu:? ? ?