Stupid Pokémon Master

Xerneas exudes a holy light, which makes people unable to take their eyes off.I saw it slowly lowered its head, as if drinking water.

The huge antlers on the top of the head are constantly shining, and the surrounding fog is getting thicker and thicker.Cheng Tian and Su Han were stunned, this scene was like a painting.

After a long time, Xerneas finished drinking the water and raised his head.

For some reason, Su Han felt that the Pokémon in front of him seemed to be looking at himself and Cheng Tian.But being so far away made Su Han feel as if it was his own illusion.

Xerneas stood there for a while, then turned and left.The light is getting farther and farther away, and the surrounding fog is slowly dissipating.

"Just now, could it be the legendary Pokémon?" Su Han couldn't help asking.

Although Cheng Tian had the answer in his heart, he couldn't say it out. "I don't know." Cheng Tian shook his head, "Anyway, let's go back first. Teacher and the others should be in a hurry."

"it is good."

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"Cuckoo!" The owl circling in mid-air suddenly called out, and Teacher Zhou quickly signaled the coconut egg tree to stop.

"Did you find Cheng Tian and the others?" Teacher Zhou asked.

"Teacher! There are people there!" At this moment, sharp-eyed Lin Lin suddenly shouted. "Egg tree, let's go down."

The people Lin Lin was talking about were Cheng Tian and Su Han. The two of them saw the seven-meter-long coconut egg tree from a distance, so they immediately set off and rushed over.

Teacher Zhou came down from the tree and scolded the two of them.

"You two! Disorganized and undisciplined! Leave the team without reporting! Do you know how dangerous it is?!"

The two of them did something wrong, so they could only accept the reprimand obediently. "Teacher, it's the two of us who are not good this time. Don't be angry."

"I'm not angry? Why don't you tell me not to be angry?! If something happens to you two here, how can I explain to the school? How can I explain to your parents?!" Teacher Zhou's nose was almost crooked, "You guys Two! You are not allowed to participate in tomorrow's event! Give me a good review in the hotel! Write me a 3000-word review!"

Su Han stood up immediately when he heard this, "Teacher, I wanted to tame the Pokémon myself and then had an accident. Cheng Tian just came to look for me. If you want to punish me, just punish me alone."

"No! This is not the reason for him to be free and unrestrained! He has to be punished by me too!" Teacher Zhou didn't show any affection.

Su Han wanted to say something more, Cheng Tian quickly grabbed her, and said to Teacher Zhou with a smile, "Teacher, I am willing to be punished for my mistakes. Don't be angry."

Reaching out to not hit the smiling face, Teacher Zhou looked at the smiling Cheng Tian and shook his head helplessly, "Okay, it's getting late, hurry back to the hotel."

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After returning to the hotel, Mr. Zhou went to Mr. Zhang to return the owl, and asked the four of them to go back to rest quickly.

Cheng Tian wanted to press the elevator, but Bai Yun grabbed him.

"What's wrong?"

Bai Yun smirked and pointed to the convenience store next to the hotel. "Ah Tian, ​​do you want to drink?"

"Are you sure?" Cheng Tian was surprised. "I'm studying now, isn't it?"

"What's the matter, anyway, you will stay in the room all day tomorrow, and you won't be able to do anything. Have fun tonight."

"alright."

Cheng Tian and Bai Yun usually drink some wine occasionally, but the two boys only drink one beer at most.Buy dozens of kebabs and go back.

When I came to the convenience store here, an uncle was smoking a cigarette and playing games, "Buy whatever you want, there is monitoring in the store, and pay here when you finish buying."

Well, it seems that the uncle has no time to talk to them now.

Bai Yun and Cheng Tian went straight to the wine cooler. "any drinks?"

Cheng Tian thought for a while, "Drink some fruit beer?"

"Who drinks that stuff? Isn't that what children drink?" Bai Yun reached out and took four cans of Snowflakes, "Drink this if you want to drink." While talking, she reached out for a plastic bag and poured it in again. There are two cans in it.

"Ah, it's almost done, be careful to drink too much at night." Cheng Tian stopped him, "If you really want to drink, go get some cocktails, don't keep selling beer."

The two bought six cans of beer and four cans of cocktails.Then I bought a pack of melon seeds and five juicy duck necks.

In fact, the two of them wanted to buy some pork head meat and pickled cucumbers, but there seemed to be no such items in the convenience store.

When they came to the uncle with their things, the uncle was still concentrating on playing games. "Oh, you are brainless! If he is so big, why do you jump over the tower!!"

The uncle seemed to be dead again, he slammed the keyboard angrily, then got up and came to pay the bill.It's just that when he saw the beer in the plastic bag, he looked at the two of them strangely, "You two seem to be students, right?"

"Don't worry uncle, the two of us have grown up." Bai Yun patted her chest and assured.The uncle paid them the bill after hearing the words.

The two of them swiped their cards to enter the room with their things, and hurriedly took off their clothes tonight. "Come on, come on, let's do it."

"Drink it yourself first, watch TV for a while, play with your mobile phone and so on. I'll take a shower first."

"All right." Bai Yun nodded, "Then hurry up."

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In the bathroom, Cheng Tian stood under the shower to flush hot water.

The experience tonight was amazing. I actually met Xernias, the legendary god of life.

Xernias does not have a group like the Frozen Bird I met before. There is only one Xernias in the world, who has the priesthood of the God of Life.

According to legend, Xernias can survive in the form of trees for more than 1000 years. When life activities in nature are disturbed by large-scale unnatural activities, Xernias will appear and give new life.

Xernias is a serious beast, not comparable to those parallel imports.

This time it was also his luck that he encountered the legendary beast.

After calming down his mood, Cheng Tian let out a long sigh of relief.Almost done, ready to go out.

"Huh? Didn't I bring in the change of clothes?" Cheng Tian forgot to bring in the change of clothes and couldn't help shaking his head helplessly.

But they are all big men, and there is nothing to be ashamed of.Just go out and go out.With that in mind, Cheng Tian directly opened the door.

Then he saw Su Han with a dull face.

Without the slightest bit of defense, and without any worries, you just appeared like this...

"Hey woc!" Cheng Tian immediately closed the door, "You, you, Su Han, why are you here?!"

"I, I, I...how am I here?" Su Han blushed like a steam girl, and couldn't even speak clearly. "Lin Lin brought me here to play!"

It turned out that Lin Lin brought Su Han over for a visit, but what should I do if my clothes are still outside?

"Su Han." Cheng Tian decided to speak after thinking about it, "I didn't buy a change of clothes, can you help me get some?"

"Yes, yes." Su Han said with a red face.

"sorry to bother you."

In the living room of the hotel room, Bai Yun and Lin Lin were arguing over a can of beer.

"Give me a taste, I want to drink too!"

"Girls from every family, why do you learn to drink? No drinking!"

Su Han couldn't help interrupting them, "Bai Yun, do you know where Cheng Tian's change of clothes is?"

"Huh?" x2

Bai Yun had a smirk on her face, "Leader, what do you want to do?"

"I... Cheng Tian forgot to get a change of clothes, I'll help him get it..." Su Han's voice became smaller and smaller, as if he was saying something wrong.

"Oh, so, his clothes are on the top of his trunk, under the bed on the left."

Lin Lin bared her teeth, "Hee hee, Xiaohan, don't do weird things."

"I... I won't!"

Su Han walked into the bedroom of the two boys and sat down on the bed on the left.He looked up to make sure no one was coming.Then he lay down on the bed, buried his head in the pillow and took a deep breath.

"It's indeed Ah Tian's breath..."

Although Su Han is infatuated, he has not forgotten the business.So I sat up and started to get the suitcase under the bed.

Open the top layer of the suitcase, which is full of clothes. In addition to dropping a few thick down jackets, Su Han found a pair of pajamas with a big-mouth monkey icon printed on them, and a pair of fluffy pajama pants from the suitcase.

"This should be enough." Su Han just wanted to stop, but his eyes caught the bottom of the clothes.

"This is?" Su Han swallowed, and then carefully took out the neatly stacked clothes.

When I opened it, I saw two pairs of black boxer briefs.

"Ah...Ah Tian's underwear?!" Su Han's breathing suddenly became rapid, and unexpectedly he took one of them and stuffed it into his pocket.

It should...it shouldn't be discovered.

Su Han kept comforting himself, looking at the other pair of black underwear in his hand, he didn't know what was wrong, but actually leaned over and smelled it!

What am I doing here? !

Su Han thought so in his heart, but his movements didn't stop.

Cheng Tian waited in the bathroom for about a quarter of an hour, the water on his body was almost dry.Su Han finally came over and knocked on the door, "I... I left my clothes at the door..."

"okay, thank you."

After Su Han walked away, Cheng Tian opened a door and took the clothes in.What he didn't expect was that Su Han even helped him get a pair of underwear! ! !

This fact made Cheng Tian a little embarrassed. It was embarrassing for a girl to take over his underwear.

After quickly changing clothes and going out, Cheng Tian saw three people sitting on the ground watching TV, and a movie was playing on the TV.

"Yo, Ah Tian, ​​you're here." Bai Yun threw him a can of beer, "Come over here, let's watch a movie together."

Cheng Tian came over and sat next to Su Han, and was surprised to see the two girls holding beers, "You two girls still drink beer?!"

"I...drinking is fine..."

"Don't underestimate me! My drinking capacity is very good!"

Bai Yun was a little distressed, "The wine tonight was enough for me and Ah Tian, ​​and you two insisted on coming to join in the fun..."

"Oh, oh, don't be so stingy!" Lin Lin stretched out her hand and gave Bai Yun 100 yuan, "Go downstairs and buy some more, and get some peanuts by the way."

"Ah, why should I go?" Bai Yun was shocked, "Also, why do you want to buy peanuts?! A girl can drink better than me?!"

"Oh, go quickly. Don't you dare to drink with me if you are a big man, mother-in-law?"

"Joke, I can't drink you?!"

"Maybe you really can't drink me."

However, the facts proved that what Lin Lin said was really not a joke.The four of them drank for a long time at night and finished watching the movie.During this period, Bai Yun bought wine twice in a row, just to prove that she could drink better than Lin Lin.

The room was in a mess, Su Han was already blushing, leaning on Cheng Tian's shoulder with narrowed eyes.Cheng Tian didn't react because this guy was already drunk.

Bai Yun struggled to take the last sip and finally couldn't hold it anymore, "You...you girl...why can you drink so well..." After finishing speaking, he passed out.

"Hey hey, keep drinking!" Lin Lin's face was blushing, she gnawed on the duck's neck and drank, but when she turned her head to look, she saw only three people who were already asleep.

"This... this Ayun... is just inferior." Although Lin Lin survived to the end, the alcohol continued to stimulate her brain.I saw her slowly approaching Bai Yun's side, looking at Bai Yun who was already asleep, Lin Lin kissed her in a mysterious way.

For a long time, the lips are divided.

In the end, it was actually Lin Lin, a girl who carried the two boys to the bed and closed the door for them.

When she came to the living room, she looked at Su Han who was narrowing her eyes. Lin Lin shook her unconscious head, "Let's go... Xiaohan, it's time to go to bed."

Helping Su Han who was drunk, Lin Lin led her out.

The inside of the corridor was much colder than the inside of the room, probably because of the stimulation of the cold wind, Su Han actually woke up, but his consciousness was still numb.

"Ah... Ah Tian, ​​I really like it..."

"Okay, okay, I know you, I like it the most, I like Cheng Tian."

"Under...underpants..."

"Hey, tomorrow, change tomorrow..."

Lin Lin helped Su Han into her room, and then closed the door.

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