Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"During the holiday, one of my seniors and I learned a new trick called [Yellow Talisman Entering the Body, Unity of God and Form]..."

Li Xian introduced in front, while Harry and Ron looked around.

In addition to the two of them, there is Hannah Abbott of Hufflepuff-Li Xian often calls her the heir to the Iron Throne.Everyone still didn't know the reason, and Li Xian refused to explain.

And Ravenclaw's Captain Jack-the reason why he is called Captain Jack is because he has been clamoring to buy a boat after graduation and travel around the world.

However, what Harry and Ron didn't expect was that there was even Slytherin's shit! ! !

what's going on? ? ?

Is it to be fair that one academy picks one?

Captain Jack: Let me take a small group of cubs, what is this for?

Harry and Ron: How could there be Malfoy?Why is there Malfoy?

Malfoy: Hmph, if it wasn't for Li Xian's sake, standing with you would be a derogation of my identity.

Hannah Abbott: Why.... only me as a girl?

Just when the five people were still slandering and doubting in their hearts, Li Xian's voice sounded again:

"Okay everyone, now I need each of you to give me a hair."

"That...we haven't learned the song yet?"

Ron hurriedly reminded Li Xian, but Li Xian looked confident:

"I said that you don't need to study, I promise you will perform as soon as you get on stage."

While talking, each of the five people took out a piece of hair and handed it to Li Xian. Li Xian wrapped the hair with a yellow talisman and explained:

"What about the trick that Brother Wencai taught me? Originally, it didn't include speaking! But I refer to the structure of the Obedience Talisman and make improvements, and now I can achieve the same pronunciation."

While speaking, Li Xian swallowed the five hairs wrapped in the yellow talisman.

"That would be indigestion."

Hannah Aibo reminded, Li Xian said with a smile: "Don't worry! The successor of the Iron Throne, I have eaten something more indigestible than this!"

As Li Xian swallowed the yellow talisman and was about to cast his handprint... he suddenly thought of it.

"Almost forgot one of the most important steps! Fixing spell!"

In the next second, Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Captain Jack were immobilized by Li Xian with a fixing spell.

Although Hannah Abbott was not pinned down, she was in a panic at the moment!

Li Xian took out from his pocket the big red handkerchief that he seemed to carry with him.

Except for the senior Captain Jack, the rest of Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Hannah all know what this means?

After the big red veils covered the heads of the four people except Hannah one by one.

"Okay! This is perfect!"

Li Xian quickly pinched the fingerprints:

"Yincheng! Fixing body curse solution! Now it's time for you to perform on stage..."

The five of Harry opened their mouths together and said, "Now it's time for you to perform on stage..."

......

At this moment, Gilderoy Lockhart at the front desk is still performing the scene of "Warrior Fighting the Devil" that he specially rehearsed?

A group of female students were excited to see it, including Hermione, the top student.

However, Professor McGonagall and the others kept rolling their eyes, hoping to finish the party quickly.

Finally Gilderoy's performance ended...Professor McGonagall got up and couldn't wait to announce the next show.

As long as it is no longer Gildero's show, it can be on any show next.

"Next, the newly formed Hogwarts men's team will bring you a... new song, please enjoy it."

Professor McGonagall looked at the title of the song and finally didn't say it directly.

After a burst of sparse applause, Professor McGonagall said that the [Hogwarts men's team] appeared...

However, the next second, the boys began to cheer one after another, and Fred and George even jumped up and whistled to applaud wildly for the "big girls" who were about to perform.

"Where's the promised boy group???"

Professor McGonagall stared at the five girls on stage: "Why did you become a girl group?"

However, at this moment the show has already started to perform... After the five people took their positions on the stage, accompanied by background music came from a tape recorder that had been cast with a sound amplification spell in the background.

The performance of the Hogwarts "Women's Group" also officially started——

"The bright moon emits light, and the dark wind blows the willow alley

It's the female ghost Mi Ailang

who would love, the ghostly bride

Accompanied by female ghosts, secretly praying to the moonlight late at night

The bright moon spits out light, and the evil ghosts are swaying in the wind

The night is darker, the fog is colder

The wandering soul walks all over, on the quiet road

Looking for a substitute, the cloudy wind blows the cold moonlight

......"

First, the song "Ghost Bride" purifies everyone's mood polluted by the bullshit drama of Gilderau, followed by a blast——

"If Hua Tuo was reborn and worshiped the oceans, he would be healed.

Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters to stimulate our national consciousness

Nymph, cassia, cocklebur and lotus seeds

Huang Yaozi Bitter Bean Toosendan I want face

......"

But it seems like it's just the beginning...sometimes once you get the hang of it, it's out of control.

If at the beginning the five "girls" at the front desk were all dominated by Li Xian's yellow talisman, then the excitement of the audience became more and more intense.

Even Malfoy, who had a stern look on his face, gradually lost himself in the applause and cheers.

Li Xian felt that the resistance of the five people gradually decreased until it finally disappeared.Among them, the most laissez-faire is obviously Jack Sparrow... Even Harry is still lost in Harry's state.

The reason why Snape also voted for Li Xian at the beginning must have seen Harry Potter's name in the proposed performance list.

Hahaha, everyone knows Sima Zhaozhi's heart!

Especially when the audience cheered for another song, the five members of the girl group took their seats again, but the robes on their bodies were replaced by the same style of Peeves' Northeast flower jacket. A booming, singing and dancing performance began again:

"It's New Year's Day in the first month

Post Spring Festival couplets every family

The kids are all around us

Hurry up and give some lucky money

It's New Year's Day in the first month

Post Spring Festival couplets every family

Honor your parents and rest assured

Good luck always doubles..."

Following this song and dance, even the strongest undercover agent, the Hogwarts actor Snape, couldn't hide his excitement. He subconsciously wanted to clap his hands, but in the end he held on and gave his trembling hands to him. I took it back.

Rao, Uncle Jiu, who was dubbed as an old antique, almost spit out the drink he just drank when he saw the performance brought by his apprentices, although he could hardly understand the lyrics of the previous song, But watching a group of foreign students learning Chinese made this patriotic priest very proud, especially when they sang this song...

"That's how it should be. My Great China culture is extensive and profound! The culture that should be internationalized is naturally my Great China culture!!!"

The whole audience was cheering and boiling.

The applause came one after another.

Principal Dumbledore smiled and looked at Professor McGonagall: "Hogwarts hasn't been this lively for a long time!"

Flitwick looked proud, he really did not choose the wrong person!

As for Professor McGonagall, he was also amused by the duet performance of the five guys on the field!

However, the most excited at this moment is not Snape, nor the secretly proud Ninth Uncle, nor the audience... but the new Magic Defense who wants to keep showing off as soon as he comes to Hogwarts Class teacher Gilderoy Lockhart.

He was smiling on the surface, but in fact, his teeth were itching with hatred for the little guys in front of him who stole his limelight.

However, just as the little guys who stole their limelight called their curtain call, Li Xian, who was the organizer, also came out from behind the scenes.

The moment he saw Li Xian, Gildero almost staggered and hit the table.

Why does this little guy look so familiar?

For a moment, 11 Galleons and [-]% of the copyright fee instantly appeared in front of Gildero.

Li Xian on the stage and the other five contestants made a curtain call together.

Of course, they deliberately pretended to forget to lift the spell, allowing Harry, Ron, Jack, and Malfoy to step off the stage in their sissy versions and go back to their respective houses.

As for Li Xian, when passing by the sorting hat next to Professor McGonagall, he left a meaningful look in his eyes:

Look how fair I am!One college makes one!Even if it's the Badger Yard, I'll pull over a Hannah to play a cameo.A fair person like me is not eligible to enter the badger yard. You are really blind with this hat.

At that moment, it seemed that he also felt a strong resentment welling up in his heart, and the Sorting Hat shuddered inexplicably.

He noticed that this resentment was extremely strong... It might even take years to dissipate.

As for tonight's performance.....as the school term officially started, it was quickly forgotten from the students' talk.....

Especially Harry and Ron, who have been promoted from the first grade to the second grade, faced with the sudden increase in courses, their heads suddenly became dizzy.

"Oh my god...is this hell? Why do we have to spend so much time in class a day! We will be exhausted!"

Facing the complaints from the second-year students, Uncle Jiu gave them a hard look:

"Why don't I send you to the Great Xia Country to study... to feel the happiness of our students there?"

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ps: Today's second update, the song here, I also thought about it temporarily, if there is a better one, you can suggest it here, and I will modify it later.In addition, I post the author's words here because your comments and suggestions on the author's words are basically not displayed on my background.I can only write here so that I can see it in time.