Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Don't worry about this area, I have wiped out all the wild monsters here..."

"What do you mean?"

"It means that this place is very safe, don't worry, go forward boldly!"

Li Xian grabbed Malfoy and pushed him to the front.

At this moment, Li Xian was not in the mood to make trouble with this furry boy. He stayed here for more than half a month just to find the whereabouts of the unicorn.

I want to make a whisk with unicorn hair as a gift for Uncle Jiu before the first grade holiday.So the master and the apprentice used the pretext of confinement to allow Li Xian to enter the Forbidden Forest logically.After all, Li Xian is not Harry Potter, a bunch of people dote on him... His master "ruthlessly" let him go to the Forbidden Forest, even Dumbledore has no reason to stop him.Of course... Uncle Nine also wanted to use this opportunity to give Li Xian some exercise.Finding unicorns is a long process after all...

But after coming for so long, I still haven't been able to get any information about unicorns——

"Could it be caused by not triggering the plot?"

Li Xian couldn't help doubting.Until he decided to go back to school first and make other plans, the next scene where Harry entered the Forbidden Forest happened.And the news of the unicorn also came out... Hey, I really have an indescribable feeling of eating shit!

Seeing Malfoy in front of him suddenly stop in place, motionless... Li Xian, who was collecting materials, hurriedly urged to find the unicorn.

But the result was a "crash" sound.

The sound came from Malfoy's trousers... Only when the unknown liquid fell down his trousers onto the dead leaves on the ground did the sound come out.

"Did he pee his pants???"

Seeing this scene, Li Xian subconsciously rushed forward and covered Malfoy's screaming mouth. At the same time, Neville quickly hid behind a big tree without realizing it.

The moment the three of them escaped...a figure in a black cloak appeared where they had just stood.I saw the figure of the man in black touching the fallen leaves that were wet with Malfoy's urine:

"It's still hot, it's nearby."

vomit!Seeing this scene, Li Xian couldn't help retching.

At this moment, Li Xian held Malfoy and Neville and pressed them against the tree to prevent them from losing control of themselves.

According to the plot, this guy should meet Harry...

How is he here?

Has the plot on Harry's side already happened?Did I happen to come across the blank space after the plot happened?

No, no, that's not how the story goes!

Li Xian just wants to come here to collect a wave of materials and pick up a wave of leaks.

After all, whether it is the original book or the movie, there is a unicorn whose blood was sucked dry by the man in black.You can use waste openly and aboveboard without being suspected.

But right now... the men in black came here, not to mention, they were even looking for them.

Brother, you have found the wrong target...

Just when Li Xian was muttering in his heart, the man in black who was looking for them opened his mouth and said:

"Come out! I know you're here."

How do you know who's home if you didn't knock on the door?

"A bunch of people in this castle are protecting that savior boy, so I can't do anything. But you only have your master...now he is still in the castle, and there is no time to save you."

The man in black said coldly:

"Come out obediently and follow me...or else..."

Otherwise, your sister!What are you looking for?

When Li Xian knew that the other party was coming towards him, he immediately began to analyze: without the aura of the protagonist, without the help of the system, it is not like other traversers who will come up with a bunch of unforgivable curses!How to deal with a professor-level villain?

In the next second, Li Xian ordered in the ears of Malfoy and Neville:

"If you want to survive, don't make a sound, and listen to my arrangement!"

At this moment, Malfoy and Neville, who realized that the situation was not good, also knew that speaking out at this time meant being discovered, and being discovered meant death.Right now the only way to survive depends on Li Xian.

After Li Xian let go of his hand, he quickly turned the robe over with a set of silky movements, instantly turning into the Taoist robe of Uncle Jiu's style.At the same time, Malfoy was asked to take off his pants immediately. Malfoy stood there in a daze, but Li Xian knocked his brains out:

"Don't dawdle with me! If you want to die, I will kick you out right now!"

Although Malfoy suspected that this was a personal enmity, he still started to take off his pants in cooperation. Li Xian asked Neville to bite his middle finger like him, and then asked Malfoy to do the same.They had already learned this kind of operation in Uncle Jiu's classroom. At first, everyone resisted...even complained to the school.But it turned out...the parents were the first to stand up against it! ! !Because in their eyes, it is obviously more important for children to learn better life-saving knowledge.Including parents like Lucius Malfoy...

After the three of them bit the blood on their middle fingers... Li Xian took out an inkstone from his equipment bag, which contained red cinnabar... After the blood dripped from the three people's middle fingers, The cinnabar becomes more red.

Just as Li Xian took out the brush and was about to draw a talisman...he took out a small test tube, which contained the black dog blood he had collected from Yaya.

It is precisely because of this bit of black dog blood... that stingy dog ​​Yaya left Li Xian in the Forbidden Forest a few days ago.

correct?What about teeth?When Li Xian turned around, Yaya had disappeared?

Forget it, don't care about this dead dog!

Li Xian dipped in the blood cinnabar mixed with the blood of the three children and the blood of the black dog, and began to draw symbols on the pants full of Malfoy's urine:

The power of the five mountains is divine, and its aura penetrates the universe.

Ten thousand zhang flames, lightning bolts and thunder rush.

Emperor Zhong was shocked and crushed Kunlun.

Hold my eight arms and change my body shape.

With four red hairs, the gods and ghosts are frightened.

Break the nest and smash the hole, take the soul and go to peace.

Pursue the soul and establish a human form.

Uphold the virtues of heaven, and follow the shadows below.

Hurry up as the law!

The pen stops, and the character is completed.

"Wingardim Leviosa!"

Li Xian slowly floated his trousers into the air... and then carefully withdrew with Neville and Malfoy. Before leaving, he sprinkled a bunch of yellow symbols on the ground in the distance.

As soon as they withdrew their front feet, the man in black found this place, and the moment he saw the pants, he reached out and grabbed them:

"Little wizard from the East! I found you!"

However, in the next second, there was a scream.

Malfoy and Neville saw that the whole arm of the man in black was blown into sparks by an unknown and powerful force. The man in black frantically wanted to get rid of the pants, but he couldn't get rid of them no matter what!I can only continue to be tortured by the pants full of boy urine, screaming in pain...

Malfoy, who saw this scene, was shocked:

"Is my piss so bad?"

What Neville thought of:

"I remember Uncle Jiu said that a boy's urine can break all evils, and the blood of the middle finger is the most masculine in the blood..."

But when they looked aside, Li Xian was nowhere to be seen. Only Neville was so frightened that he curled up on the ground and shivered.

Finally, amidst screams... the man in black finally threw off his pants!However, in the next second, a figure like a dragon leaped down from the tree holding a big sword, and the big sword in his hand slashed at the injured arm of the man in black without hesitation.

At this moment, the man in black was still in pain and didn't react at all. He subconsciously wanted to escape, but the boy's speed was too fast!First, dozens of embroidery needles flew towards him, piercing the acupuncture points on his arms, shoulders, and face in an instant.

"Seal your acupoints first! Then eat my Broken Arm Sword Technique!"

There was another scream... and then there was a stench of thick blood in the air, and it was also full of rotten smell.

Li Xian glanced at the severed arm that was bleeding thickly on the ground: "Evil goes deep into the bone marrow, even if it is not a ghost, but in terms of attributes, it happens to be restrained by my Damaoshan."

After all, when the man in black with the severed arm tried to pull out his wand with the other hand...unexpectedly, the boy made another move first.

I saw a yo-yo with Tai Chi Yin-Yang gossip on the front and back and threw it out directly...

The ink fountain is a line, and Yin and Yang rotate.

This is the equipment given to him by one of his senior brothers, Xiao Hai.Because it is easy to carry and can be taken by surprise, Li Xian carries it with him.

I saw the Tai Chi gossip yo-yo frantically swinging back and forth, hitting the shoulder of the man in black, sparks flew everywhere, and the output was crazy.

The man in black was forced to take a few steps back, and the wand in his hand fell to the ground.

In order to prevent the man in black from running away, Li Xian held a sword in one hand and protected Malfoy and Neville with the other. The moment he saw the man in black's wand drop, Li Xian hurriedly shouted:

"Why are you still standing there? Hurry up and run!"

Malfoy looked at the guy in front of him who was obviously also a first-year, and he was like an older brother, protecting them and blocking danger for them.A sense of complexity flashed through his mind, and then he and Neville turned their heads and fled one after another.

At this moment, the man in black, who was embarrassed by Li Xian's surprise attack, was furious:

"I must kill you today to avenge my broken arm!"

However, when he was chasing in the direction where the three of Li Xian were fleeing, suddenly he seemed to be stepping on something again.

"This is......."

"Idiot! You can't even tell if I'm a Taoist priest or a wizard. You're even more stupid than a troll..."

Compared with Li Xian's sneak attacks, what makes the man in black unbearable is Li Xian's dirty sarcasm!And why did he mention trolls at all?Does he know something?

The ridicule from an 11-year-old boy is obviously not acceptable to an adult dark wizard.

However, in the next second, dozens of yellow talismans that had been scattered on the ground under the man in black's feet suddenly rose up and were automatically absorbed onto the man in black.

At that moment, he just thought of the rumored method of this young man dealing with giant monsters...

"It's over! He brushed me up as a troll!"

In the next second, the entire Forbidden Forest seemed to be buzzing with gongs and drums, firecrackers were blasting, and the sky was in full swing... Along with it, there were piercing screams:

"Stinky boy!!! I will make you eat a big melon!!!"

ps: This Tai Chi gossip yo-yo is not made up by me, it is the equipment of Uncle Jiu in "Ghost Bite Ghost"!The line of the yo-yo is the ink fountain line!Very powerful!

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