Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts
Chapter 243 Hogwarts Memoir①
......
My name is Colin Creevey, a name that many people probably don't even care about.
But... if you mention the person who takes a camera all over the castle and likes to take pictures everywhere... I believe you will definitely be impressed!
That's right!
That child is me!
I am now 14 years old, and I am in the same class as Luna and Ginny.
The hobby of photography has also been continued... because I hope this thing can record all the good things about me in Hogwarts.
Even though many people laughed at my stupid behavior, and even Umbridge, the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, directly confiscated my "tools of crime", but that didn't matter.
No matter what she does, she can't change my admiration for Harry Potter!
What is different from others is... when everyone regards Li Xian as the strongest student of Hogwarts, I always believe that the person who can finally change the fate of Hogwarts will be Harry Porter.
To my surprise... I got confirmation from Li Xian!
That was during the Christmas holidays this year...
My brother Dennis joined the Gryffindor family like me!
As the youngest boy of his year, and the youngest student at Hogwarts, he had to stand on his seat to see the Goblet of Fire being held.
It's only as high as everyone's eyes.However, Dennis is yet another example of the Weasley Brothers saying that "it's not the size that counts" as he's fearless.
During the journey across the lake by boat at the beginning of school, Dennis fell into the water and was rescued by an unknown giant water monster. Many people said it was a water monster. In fact, Dennis had explained many times that it was a giant octopus— —As if people prefer unrealistic fantasies created in their minds to reality.
All in all, all of this seemed very fun to him, at least he didn't scream out of fright like the students who were watching at that time.
During Goblet of Fire, Dennis and I tried to fix a whole bunch of "Support Cedric Diggory"/"Potter Stink" magic badges on both sides to "Support Harry Potter" , but tried his best but failed, and the result was self-defeating and became "Potter is really a stinking shit".
For this incident, I still feel very guilty... I even dared not talk to Harry Potter for a while, but fortunately Harry is a very generous person!He didn't care about it at all, and even thanked me and my brother for our behavior!
This year, Dennis joined his brother and I in the Da Army, also known as Dumbledore's Army.
But it was Dennis's second year after all, but with the help of the Weasley twins, he managed to get to Hogsmeade to attend the defense team or Dumbledore's Army forming meeting at the Pig's Head pub.
He wasn't supposed to go to Hogsmeade until his third year, but it didn't matter anymore!
My brother Dennis and I learned a lot of useful things in Dumbledore's Army, and to be honest, it was much more useful than what Umbridge taught.
At least relying on these, we can walk sideways among our class of students.
But we didn't, because that would be indistinguishable from evil Malfoy!
It's a pity that Christmas is coming...
Everyone is home for the holidays, and so is Harry Potter!Ever since he had his godfather, he also had his own real home, and it seemed that he no longer looked forward to the day of reunion with his godfather all the time.
That feeling... so happy for him! ! !
I'm back home with Dennis as well... for our Christmas holidays, which we thought would be the same as usual.
But as Dennis exclaimed...
Everything seems to have changed!
"Brother! Look! It's a Christmas present!"
Christmas presents from Hogwarts classmates!
Escorting presents among classmates at Christmas is nothing surprising and normal.
But this gift came from a Ravenclaw senior.
That's right, it was a gift from senior Li Xian who couldn't return this year.
There are two gifts in small boxes.
Even very light, could it be a letter?
After my brother and I opened the box curiously, two peace charms fell out of it...
and a note.
On the note was a Christmas greeting from senior Li Xian, and he asked the two of them to carry these two amulets with them at all times, because he asked for them from a master of Taoism when he was in the Maoshan headquarters.The defense ability is very strong.
Why would senior brother Li Xian give him a gift?
After all, I am just a little transparent in the school!
I was so surprised... so surprised that I couldn't speak for a long time.
Dennis was even more excited to show off to his parents all day.
As for me, I looked at the note written by senior brother Li Xian, and read on it:
Dear Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, you will live a long life!
On this day, Dennis kept telling his family about the scene in the Goblet of Fire, when Li Xian stepped back and finally fought against the polar snow dragon!
That was a big scene recorded in the entire history of Hogwarts!
Be as exciting as you want!
Of course, at last year's Goblet of Fire, what really made everyone see Li Xian's strength was that he faced Voldemort and his army alone, managed to escape at the cost of only one arm, and captured the lurking man at the moment of his return. Undercover Death Eater Barty Jr. in Hogwarts.
So far, the entire Hogwarts is still discussing the story of "Li Xian captures Batty with one arm"!
In the blink of an eye, it's time to start school!
The return of Pink Toad made most people in the whole school feel very unhappy...except Slytherin!
As for Gryffindor, no one is looking forward to Umbridge's return except Li Xian'er.
The only reason she's looking forward to Umbridge's return is...she's bored! ! !
"Don't go! Professor Umbridge! Let's talk!"
When I saw the picture of Li Xian'er riding the black and white iron-eating beast and chasing Umbridge madly behind him, I was so happy.
The point is that Umbridge has nothing to do with Li Xianer!
[Hogwarts students are only allowed to wear wizard robes, and exotic clothes are forbidden——(except Li Xianer)]
So ever!
I saw Li Xianer wearing a strange set of clothes she said was the same style as Nezha, with the same hairstyle as Nezha.
As for whether the dark circles under the eyes were intentional... I don't know!
She still enjoys indulging in the hide-and-seek games with Umbridge every day! ! !
"I'm a little monster! I'm free and easy! Kill people without blinking an eye! Eat people without putting salt!"
Li Xianer just hummed a strange song at school all day long...
However, by the way, Umbridge violated all the extremely targeted prohibitions before——
(Well... the vast majority are violated, only a few, because some professors are involved, it can be achieved!)
first of all--
1. It is forbidden to grow vegetables in the playground;
So Li Xianer teamed up with the gamekeeper and the key keeper Hagrid to plant leeks, Chinese cabbage, baby cabbage, baby vegetables, etc. in the entire playground!
2. It is forbidden to use your own or other people's wands as chopsticks;
Li Xian'er used Umbridge's wand because she didn't have a wand...just not for eating, because she said that chopsticks are just tools, so this apartment can also be used to pick up giant panda feces.
Even though the giant panda's droppings had a scent...but it made Umbridge sick!
3. It is forbidden to throw yellow talismans at ghosts or say "quickly like a law";
Li Xian'er not only threw the spell, but also used alchemy to seal some ghosts in the armor in the corridor.
Since the ghost has a physical body, a few armors are seen singing and dancing everywhere in the entire Hogwarts castle from time to time!For this reason...many ghosts even asked Li Xian'er to come and help them realize such a seal, and indirectly restore their entities.
4. It is forbidden to play with the pen during class;
This... Li Xian'er... consumes a quill pen every day!
5. Please do not investigate the horoscopes of classmates and teachers privately;
It is said that this is specifically aimed at senior brother Li Xian who didn't come to school, so it goes without saying!
6. It is forbidden to eat spicy strips during class;
Li Xianer not only ate it, she also ate it every day in front of Umbridge.
7. It is forbidden to use Gryffindor's sword to fly with the sword;
For this reason, Professor McGonagall hid the sword of Gryffindor, and Li Xian'er has been looking for it for a long time but has not found it.
8. It is forbidden to study the eating methods of magical animals;
For this reason, Li Xianer wrote a book "1001 Ways to Eat Fantastic Creatures", which almost scared Hagrid into autism, and even retired Newt wrote a letter asking her to destroy this book!
10. It is forbidden to use a crucible to cook hot pot;
Surprisingly——Professor Snape covered his eyes automatically, and said: "I didn't see anything!"
11. It is forbidden to play mahjong in the lounge;
I can attest to this!Li Xian'er didn't play mahjong, because she was not playing mahjong, she was playing mahjong with the students!
12. It is forbidden to plant land in the forbidden forest;
This is impossible to prove because no students dared to go to the Forbidden Forest.
13. It is forbidden to recommend Rejoice brand shampoo to Professor Snape;
It seems that senior brother Li Xian has already done this a long time ago!
14. It is forbidden to feel the pulse of classmates;
Li Xianer is a quack doctor, no one wants to believe it!Li Xian, who didn't come, often gave people a pulse!
15. It is forbidden to grill with a magic wand;
Li Xian'er didn't have a wand, so she still got Umbridge!
16. It is forbidden to feed cat food to Professor McGonagall;
right!This is the one... Li Xian'er has always been bitter about not violating this one!Professor McGonagall has been brooding over this ban!
17. It is forbidden to use the quintessence of the country to "praise people";
This Li Xian'er is inseparable from the quintessence of the Xia Kingdom!
18. Flying with broomsticks and swords is prohibited.
It seems that there are not many people in Hogwarts except Li Xian'er who can do it now!
......
But in my opinion, Li Xianer's tossing Umbridge like this is more to help Dumbledore's army training as a cover!
After all, with her attracting firepower on the frontal battlefield, I believe it would be difficult for anyone to discover the existence of Dumbledore's Army.
Of course, not only Li Xian'er was fighting, but also the Weasley twins who were fighting in another way——
That's Weasley's Mischief Merchandise, a huge seller throughout Hogwarts!
This made Hogwarts, which was full of clouds, show a hint of color from time to time.
The best seller among these products is their quick-acting skipping class sugar series products, which are specially designed for students to skip class!
I used it too!The effect is really wow!
"It's a bubblegum with one color at each end! Make that clear!"
George will explain clearly to every student who buys it: "When you eat this vomiting candy, which is the orange half, you will start vomiting. When you are about to rush out of the classroom to the hospital, you swallow it again. Take that purple half!"
Fred, who was on the side, added: "It makes you alive again in an instant, allowing you to pursue your favorite leisure activities for the next hour."
It can be used as a special prop for skipping classes!
Another favorite option among Hogwarts students is Nosebleed Nougat, which is quite effective, causing your nose to bleed profusely in no time, a trick that will definitely allow you to hold your nose and escape classroom.
When the Weasley brothers series of "tricksters" flooded the Hogwarts market, Filch, the janitor, decided to ban any items purchased from the Weasleys' Wizards and Tricks Shop. As you can imagine, this will make their wares sell more than ever, especially since the brothers have also instituted an additional owl subscription service for this purpose.
But where there is a demand, there is a market, right?
What's more, the double word Weasley can disguise those contraband as harmless ordinary items and send them into the school.
It made the cloudy Hogwarts a lot more joyful.
all in all!
In my memory - this time was depressing, but there were many surprises and joys!
Most of those happiness came from Li Xianer, the Weasley twins, and my Dumbledore's Army!
————————— "Hogwarts Memoirs!" "
......
Foreword, it was many, many years later that I just learned from Harry... Senior Brother Li Xian once had a dream!
In the dream, I grew up from an ignorant little boy who worshiped others crazily to a brave but not very good magician.
At the age of 14, he followed Harry Potter and joined the Da Army organized by Harry, practicing anti-black magic spells and opposing Umbridge.In everyone's eyes, I'm still a cute little boy who hasn't grown up.
Until the battle of Hogwarts, the boy still showed bravery and sacrifice, making him a real hero and Gryffindor.
......
ps: 16-year-old Colin Creevey could have been sent to the Room of Requirement before the final Hogwarts battle because he was underage, and was going to leave Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft through a secret passage.
But 16-year-old Colin Creevey sneaked back and resolutely joined the righteous side to fight the Death Eaters, and was eventually eaten together with Fred Weasley, Remus Lupine, and Nymphadora Tonks. Dead Apostles killed.
In the original book, Aunt Luo paid a lot of attention to this child. It can be seen that Aunt Luo loves this child and gave a lot of high-quality scenes, but it is a pity that almost all of them were deleted from the movie!
My name is Colin Creevey, a name that many people probably don't even care about.
But... if you mention the person who takes a camera all over the castle and likes to take pictures everywhere... I believe you will definitely be impressed!
That's right!
That child is me!
I am now 14 years old, and I am in the same class as Luna and Ginny.
The hobby of photography has also been continued... because I hope this thing can record all the good things about me in Hogwarts.
Even though many people laughed at my stupid behavior, and even Umbridge, the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, directly confiscated my "tools of crime", but that didn't matter.
No matter what she does, she can't change my admiration for Harry Potter!
What is different from others is... when everyone regards Li Xian as the strongest student of Hogwarts, I always believe that the person who can finally change the fate of Hogwarts will be Harry Porter.
To my surprise... I got confirmation from Li Xian!
That was during the Christmas holidays this year...
My brother Dennis joined the Gryffindor family like me!
As the youngest boy of his year, and the youngest student at Hogwarts, he had to stand on his seat to see the Goblet of Fire being held.
It's only as high as everyone's eyes.However, Dennis is yet another example of the Weasley Brothers saying that "it's not the size that counts" as he's fearless.
During the journey across the lake by boat at the beginning of school, Dennis fell into the water and was rescued by an unknown giant water monster. Many people said it was a water monster. In fact, Dennis had explained many times that it was a giant octopus— —As if people prefer unrealistic fantasies created in their minds to reality.
All in all, all of this seemed very fun to him, at least he didn't scream out of fright like the students who were watching at that time.
During Goblet of Fire, Dennis and I tried to fix a whole bunch of "Support Cedric Diggory"/"Potter Stink" magic badges on both sides to "Support Harry Potter" , but tried his best but failed, and the result was self-defeating and became "Potter is really a stinking shit".
For this incident, I still feel very guilty... I even dared not talk to Harry Potter for a while, but fortunately Harry is a very generous person!He didn't care about it at all, and even thanked me and my brother for our behavior!
This year, Dennis joined his brother and I in the Da Army, also known as Dumbledore's Army.
But it was Dennis's second year after all, but with the help of the Weasley twins, he managed to get to Hogsmeade to attend the defense team or Dumbledore's Army forming meeting at the Pig's Head pub.
He wasn't supposed to go to Hogsmeade until his third year, but it didn't matter anymore!
My brother Dennis and I learned a lot of useful things in Dumbledore's Army, and to be honest, it was much more useful than what Umbridge taught.
At least relying on these, we can walk sideways among our class of students.
But we didn't, because that would be indistinguishable from evil Malfoy!
It's a pity that Christmas is coming...
Everyone is home for the holidays, and so is Harry Potter!Ever since he had his godfather, he also had his own real home, and it seemed that he no longer looked forward to the day of reunion with his godfather all the time.
That feeling... so happy for him! ! !
I'm back home with Dennis as well... for our Christmas holidays, which we thought would be the same as usual.
But as Dennis exclaimed...
Everything seems to have changed!
"Brother! Look! It's a Christmas present!"
Christmas presents from Hogwarts classmates!
Escorting presents among classmates at Christmas is nothing surprising and normal.
But this gift came from a Ravenclaw senior.
That's right, it was a gift from senior Li Xian who couldn't return this year.
There are two gifts in small boxes.
Even very light, could it be a letter?
After my brother and I opened the box curiously, two peace charms fell out of it...
and a note.
On the note was a Christmas greeting from senior Li Xian, and he asked the two of them to carry these two amulets with them at all times, because he asked for them from a master of Taoism when he was in the Maoshan headquarters.The defense ability is very strong.
Why would senior brother Li Xian give him a gift?
After all, I am just a little transparent in the school!
I was so surprised... so surprised that I couldn't speak for a long time.
Dennis was even more excited to show off to his parents all day.
As for me, I looked at the note written by senior brother Li Xian, and read on it:
Dear Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, you will live a long life!
On this day, Dennis kept telling his family about the scene in the Goblet of Fire, when Li Xian stepped back and finally fought against the polar snow dragon!
That was a big scene recorded in the entire history of Hogwarts!
Be as exciting as you want!
Of course, at last year's Goblet of Fire, what really made everyone see Li Xian's strength was that he faced Voldemort and his army alone, managed to escape at the cost of only one arm, and captured the lurking man at the moment of his return. Undercover Death Eater Barty Jr. in Hogwarts.
So far, the entire Hogwarts is still discussing the story of "Li Xian captures Batty with one arm"!
In the blink of an eye, it's time to start school!
The return of Pink Toad made most people in the whole school feel very unhappy...except Slytherin!
As for Gryffindor, no one is looking forward to Umbridge's return except Li Xian'er.
The only reason she's looking forward to Umbridge's return is...she's bored! ! !
"Don't go! Professor Umbridge! Let's talk!"
When I saw the picture of Li Xian'er riding the black and white iron-eating beast and chasing Umbridge madly behind him, I was so happy.
The point is that Umbridge has nothing to do with Li Xianer!
[Hogwarts students are only allowed to wear wizard robes, and exotic clothes are forbidden——(except Li Xianer)]
So ever!
I saw Li Xianer wearing a strange set of clothes she said was the same style as Nezha, with the same hairstyle as Nezha.
As for whether the dark circles under the eyes were intentional... I don't know!
She still enjoys indulging in the hide-and-seek games with Umbridge every day! ! !
"I'm a little monster! I'm free and easy! Kill people without blinking an eye! Eat people without putting salt!"
Li Xianer just hummed a strange song at school all day long...
However, by the way, Umbridge violated all the extremely targeted prohibitions before——
(Well... the vast majority are violated, only a few, because some professors are involved, it can be achieved!)
first of all--
1. It is forbidden to grow vegetables in the playground;
So Li Xianer teamed up with the gamekeeper and the key keeper Hagrid to plant leeks, Chinese cabbage, baby cabbage, baby vegetables, etc. in the entire playground!
2. It is forbidden to use your own or other people's wands as chopsticks;
Li Xian'er used Umbridge's wand because she didn't have a wand...just not for eating, because she said that chopsticks are just tools, so this apartment can also be used to pick up giant panda feces.
Even though the giant panda's droppings had a scent...but it made Umbridge sick!
3. It is forbidden to throw yellow talismans at ghosts or say "quickly like a law";
Li Xian'er not only threw the spell, but also used alchemy to seal some ghosts in the armor in the corridor.
Since the ghost has a physical body, a few armors are seen singing and dancing everywhere in the entire Hogwarts castle from time to time!For this reason...many ghosts even asked Li Xian'er to come and help them realize such a seal, and indirectly restore their entities.
4. It is forbidden to play with the pen during class;
This... Li Xian'er... consumes a quill pen every day!
5. Please do not investigate the horoscopes of classmates and teachers privately;
It is said that this is specifically aimed at senior brother Li Xian who didn't come to school, so it goes without saying!
6. It is forbidden to eat spicy strips during class;
Li Xianer not only ate it, she also ate it every day in front of Umbridge.
7. It is forbidden to use Gryffindor's sword to fly with the sword;
For this reason, Professor McGonagall hid the sword of Gryffindor, and Li Xian'er has been looking for it for a long time but has not found it.
8. It is forbidden to study the eating methods of magical animals;
For this reason, Li Xianer wrote a book "1001 Ways to Eat Fantastic Creatures", which almost scared Hagrid into autism, and even retired Newt wrote a letter asking her to destroy this book!
10. It is forbidden to use a crucible to cook hot pot;
Surprisingly——Professor Snape covered his eyes automatically, and said: "I didn't see anything!"
11. It is forbidden to play mahjong in the lounge;
I can attest to this!Li Xian'er didn't play mahjong, because she was not playing mahjong, she was playing mahjong with the students!
12. It is forbidden to plant land in the forbidden forest;
This is impossible to prove because no students dared to go to the Forbidden Forest.
13. It is forbidden to recommend Rejoice brand shampoo to Professor Snape;
It seems that senior brother Li Xian has already done this a long time ago!
14. It is forbidden to feel the pulse of classmates;
Li Xianer is a quack doctor, no one wants to believe it!Li Xian, who didn't come, often gave people a pulse!
15. It is forbidden to grill with a magic wand;
Li Xian'er didn't have a wand, so she still got Umbridge!
16. It is forbidden to feed cat food to Professor McGonagall;
right!This is the one... Li Xian'er has always been bitter about not violating this one!Professor McGonagall has been brooding over this ban!
17. It is forbidden to use the quintessence of the country to "praise people";
This Li Xian'er is inseparable from the quintessence of the Xia Kingdom!
18. Flying with broomsticks and swords is prohibited.
It seems that there are not many people in Hogwarts except Li Xian'er who can do it now!
......
But in my opinion, Li Xianer's tossing Umbridge like this is more to help Dumbledore's army training as a cover!
After all, with her attracting firepower on the frontal battlefield, I believe it would be difficult for anyone to discover the existence of Dumbledore's Army.
Of course, not only Li Xian'er was fighting, but also the Weasley twins who were fighting in another way——
That's Weasley's Mischief Merchandise, a huge seller throughout Hogwarts!
This made Hogwarts, which was full of clouds, show a hint of color from time to time.
The best seller among these products is their quick-acting skipping class sugar series products, which are specially designed for students to skip class!
I used it too!The effect is really wow!
"It's a bubblegum with one color at each end! Make that clear!"
George will explain clearly to every student who buys it: "When you eat this vomiting candy, which is the orange half, you will start vomiting. When you are about to rush out of the classroom to the hospital, you swallow it again. Take that purple half!"
Fred, who was on the side, added: "It makes you alive again in an instant, allowing you to pursue your favorite leisure activities for the next hour."
It can be used as a special prop for skipping classes!
Another favorite option among Hogwarts students is Nosebleed Nougat, which is quite effective, causing your nose to bleed profusely in no time, a trick that will definitely allow you to hold your nose and escape classroom.
When the Weasley brothers series of "tricksters" flooded the Hogwarts market, Filch, the janitor, decided to ban any items purchased from the Weasleys' Wizards and Tricks Shop. As you can imagine, this will make their wares sell more than ever, especially since the brothers have also instituted an additional owl subscription service for this purpose.
But where there is a demand, there is a market, right?
What's more, the double word Weasley can disguise those contraband as harmless ordinary items and send them into the school.
It made the cloudy Hogwarts a lot more joyful.
all in all!
In my memory - this time was depressing, but there were many surprises and joys!
Most of those happiness came from Li Xianer, the Weasley twins, and my Dumbledore's Army!
————————— "Hogwarts Memoirs!" "
......
Foreword, it was many, many years later that I just learned from Harry... Senior Brother Li Xian once had a dream!
In the dream, I grew up from an ignorant little boy who worshiped others crazily to a brave but not very good magician.
At the age of 14, he followed Harry Potter and joined the Da Army organized by Harry, practicing anti-black magic spells and opposing Umbridge.In everyone's eyes, I'm still a cute little boy who hasn't grown up.
Until the battle of Hogwarts, the boy still showed bravery and sacrifice, making him a real hero and Gryffindor.
......
ps: 16-year-old Colin Creevey could have been sent to the Room of Requirement before the final Hogwarts battle because he was underage, and was going to leave Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft through a secret passage.
But 16-year-old Colin Creevey sneaked back and resolutely joined the righteous side to fight the Death Eaters, and was eventually eaten together with Fred Weasley, Remus Lupine, and Nymphadora Tonks. Dead Apostles killed.
In the original book, Aunt Luo paid a lot of attention to this child. It can be seen that Aunt Luo loves this child and gave a lot of high-quality scenes, but it is a pity that almost all of them were deleted from the movie!
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