Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Are you really sure?"

"Definitely and definitely!"

"That's great! I finally got my chance! You stinky girl! Even if you are protected by the League of Nations laws this time, you won't be able to escape!"

Received a report from Slytherin prefect Pansy—Gryffindor student Li Xianer is secretly developing weapons of mass destruction!

This is obviously something that students are not allowed to do, so Umbridge has always been hostile to this transfer student, especially after she deliberately slapped himself in the face, Umbridge has been looking for a way to deal with this little girl.

Now is your chance! ! !

Umbridge immediately led a group of students towards the Potions classroom that Pansy had investigated!

"Why did she choose to be in the Potions classroom?"

Umbridge asked cleverly, and Pansy speculated that it was because there were more materials there that she secretly conducted experiments behind Professor Snape's back.

It turned out that when they pushed open the door of the Potions classroom...

A grenade came oncoming, accompanied by a sound:

"Hard and hot!"

A loud bang.

Umbridge only felt that her whole head was buzzing, as if the whole world had turned upside down, and the world in front of her eyes seemed to have changed a different color, filled with pink bubbles everywhere.

"Am I blinded?"

Umbridge groped around, finally found a table, and settled himself...

"You don't have dizziness! This case is called—fuck you!"

After a long time, Umbridge, who had just regained his strength, immediately ordered to Li Xianer:

"Student Li Xian'er, you violated the security regulations just now, and now I arrest you in the name of the Ministry of Magic!"

"and many more!"

Li Xian'er hurriedly asked, "What regulations did I violate?"

"As a student, researching weapons of mass destruction without the supervision of a teacher has caused an extremely serious safety hazard to the rest of Hogwarts students, so you..."

Before Umbridge could finish speaking, Li Xian'er took a few steps back silently. Only then did Umbridge notice Professor Snape sitting in the corner: "Professor Snape, why are you here?"

"I'm here to supervise a student doing her homework, Professor Umbridge!"

Professor Snape said in a cold voice.

"So... I'm supervised by a teacher!"

Li Xian'er laughed and said, "So the accusation just now is not established."

"But this is not the reason for you to study weapons of mass destruction!"

"Please, it's just a magic egg. Didn't you feel very comfortable after taking a bite of egg liquid just now?"

Li Xianer looked at Umbridge with a smirk on her face, and even Pansy who was on the side couldn't help but said, "Yes! Professor Umbridge, you really enjoyed the expression just now..."

"How much enjoyment?"

Umbridge himself asked curiously, and Pansy hesitated for a moment before replying, "It's like the kind of enjoyment you get for the first time!"

In an instant, Umbridge's entire expression became angry.

especially......

Under the protection of Snape, Li Xian'er made it clear that this thing is not a weapon, but just a magic egg!

So Umbridge had to turn around and leave with his dirty clothes.

After Umbridge left, Li Xianer turned to thank Professor Snape.

Professor Snape just glanced at Li Xian'er coldly, and said, "You are more likely to cause trouble than your brother!"

Of course, there is a reason why Li Xianer caused trouble!

After all, more than 30 students mysteriously disappear from the castle every day... It's hard for Umbridge not to notice!

Especially there are Malfoy, Pansy, Goyle who make special trips to report!

......

The Daily Prophet published an article about—

"Magic is power???" report.

It is intended to oppose the concept that the magic system is backward and needs to be corrected, which Grindelwald and Li stuffing everywhere preach.

"Our magic is still the master of this world, we just don't want to compete with the lowly Muggles for that bit of land!"

The newspapers are full of propaganda for this idea of ​​the self! ! !

Maybe it will work, but in Li Xian'er's view - obviously the Ministry of Magic is also anxious, and their anxiety means that Grindelwald's action plan has already shown results.

More and more people began to question the backwardness of the current magic system.

Of course, the training of Dumbledore's Army is also continuing in full swing.

But at present, the number of people is still too small! ! ! !

After all, Li Xianer and Hermione's method is a solution to the symptoms, not the root cause! ! !

Still have to think of a better way!

It's another new day... Just when Umbridge dressed up in pink and tenderly set off from his staff lounge to go to class...

A strong wind suddenly floated past her eyes.

"What flew over just now?"

Umbridge looked at the figure that flashed past just now, and when she came to the auditorium...

I saw a strange costume standing on the long table in the auditorium at this moment, showing off his new outfit wantonly.

"what is this?"

"This is called a cowboy!"

While Li Xian'er was speaking, she took down a revolver from her waist: "This is called a revolver... standard equipment for cowboys!"

"Revolver??? Wheel???"

Simo asked curiously, Li Xianer shook her head:

"This is a Remington custom-made pistol, military use, .44 caliber, the last gun owner used this gun to rob 35 banks, listen to this voice..."

Accompanied by the sound of the roulette turning... Li Xianer had an intoxicated expression.

"Anyone want to see the power of my gun?"

Li Xian'er waved at everyone, and many students immediately echoed her.At this time Umbridge has also rushed here:

"Aha! This time I got caught!"

Umbridge looked around subconsciously, and after confirming that there were only students: "Li Xian'er doesn't have a professor to help you this time! I'm warning you now, you are carrying weapons of mass destruction!"

"What weapons of mass destruction? Professor Umbridge, I don't understand much?"

Li Xianer asked innocently.

"The revolver in your hand is a weapon of mass destruction?"

Umbridge pointed to the revolver in Li Xian'er's hand and said, but Li Xian'er was full of surprise: "Wait! How do you, a pure-blood wizard, know that it is a revolver? Is this something that only Muggles use? Or are you talking about it?" Is this pure blood fake?"

"Stop messing around here!"

Umbridge hurriedly changed the subject: "This kind of thing is extremely dangerous, I order you to put it down immediately!"

"Sorry Umbridge! I don't know what you're talking about? Is there a problem with being a wizard with a wand in your hand?"

Li Xian'er shook the revolver in her hand, and then introduced: "This is my wand! A new type of wand! Remington's customized style, .44 caliber, made of pure metal!"

"Who are you fooling?"

Umbridge growled, "Are you assuming I've never seen a gun?"

"I don't believe it!"

The revolver in Li Xianer's hand immediately pointed at Pansy, who was following Umbridge, and fired with a single shot——

"Passed out!"

The speed of the bullet far exceeds the speed of wizards casting spells!

The moment it hit Pansy, even Umbridge didn't react.

When Umbridge reacted, she immediately waved her wand towards Li Xian'er!

However, this time-

"Stop! Umbridge! Take your weapon!"

Even if Professor McGonagall appeared, he immediately disarmed Umbridge's wand, and then stopped Umbridge: "Our Hogwarts has no precedent of a teacher attacking a student with a wand!"

"But she killed a student, with a pistol!"

Umbridge roared angrily, but Professor McGonagall looked at the revolver in Li Xianer's hand calmly, and said:

"I think you made a mistake! That's Li Xian'er's magic wand! The bullet that hit Pan Xi just now was also a bullet transformed by the Transfiguration technique. It's just stored as bullets...Professor Snape also understands this, because when I heard that student Li Xian'er was researching this new type of wand, he often asked Professor Snape for advice!"

"Hogwarts doesn't need students to come up with such dangerous things!"

Umbridge said frantically, "Magic should be cast with the wand!"

"Wait! I think you're making a mistake!"

Li Xian'er said with a look of disdain: "When magic was in Ugadu, there was no need for magic wands at all! When it spread to you in Europe, because of your limited talent, you had to use magic wands to concentrate mana. This is to make up for the shortcomings of your own talent, how come you say that magic must be cast with a wand? Professor Umbridge, are you discriminating against non-wand wizards? Oh, my God! How can officials of the Ministry of Magic do this? May I ask if this represents your personal attitude, or the attitude of your Ministry of Magic? No! No! I have to write to Ugadu on this matter, and to the Magic Alliance... ...Here the Ministry of Magic discriminates against us non-wand wizards! This is a serious matter..."

While speaking, Li Xian'er left the auditorium with a face full of disbelief.

Only Umbridge, who was hysterical just now, is now in a daze:

"Did I say anything just now? I didn't say anything!"

Professor McGonagall suppressed the excitement in his heart, and said indifferently:

"You accidentally revealed...your discrimination against non-magic wand wizards! At the same time, because you represent the Ministry of Magic of the Mizi Kingdom, this matter may rise to the discrimination against non-magic wand wizards of the Mizi Kingdom. Angle——Ugadu is the place where magic originated, and the wizards there are all wizards without magic wands! As wizards from many countries in the Magic Alliance do not use magic wands, so...Professor Umbridge, you Let's think about how to solve this problem first! Especially if you are discriminating, is it a personal act or a representative of the Ministry of Magic?"

"I'm not discriminating!"

Umbridge hurriedly explained, but Professor McGonagall shook his head:

"I'm sorry! I'm afraid it's not up to me to decide this matter! I think that student Li Xian'er has already reported this matter to Ugadu... I believe there should be some action from the Magic Alliance soon. !"

For a moment Umbridge became anxious and left Hogwarts in a hurry.

"Professor Umbridge...you're gone, what about Defense Against the Dark Arts?"

Professor Snape asked:

"If you don't mind, I can do it for a few days, after all, I have taught the class before!"

After all, Professor Snape looked back at the students:

"What are you doing there! Hurry up and make up for all the Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons you missed!"

For a while.......Defense Against the Dark Arts class, which used to be just reading books, reading newspapers, and answering questions in class every day, became Snape's enhanced assault class.

As for Professor Umbridge—

Soon because of her inappropriate remarks, she was temporarily unable to return to Hogwarts.

And this obviously gave Dumbledore's Army more training opportunities——

"Li Xian'er did a really good job!"

"I thought there was going to be a fight? Then Umbridge was sent away with a few words?"

"Just sent away temporarily! She will definitely come back."

Li Xianer reminded everyone:

"Remember clearly! Sometimes problems that can be solved with language do not necessarily require the use of force! Of course! This is not a reason for you not to study hard! The premise of a problem that can be solved with language is that you have enough force to qualify you There is no need to use force directly!"

Next-

"Let's see how your training sessions are going???"

During this time, Li Xian'er has been attracting Umbridge's firepower outside!

And Harry Potter, the leader of Dumbledore's Army, continued to intensify his training—finally, under his research, the battle against Uncle Zombie made a qualitative leap! ! !

"First of all, I learned the lesson from last time... I replaced these ordinary exorcism charms with explosive charms!"

Harry Potter pointed to his roommate Seamus and said, "In terms of explosions, I believe there is no one in Hogwarts who is more talented than Seamus!"

Seamus said proudly, "That's a must!"

"Secondly, this zombie has copper skin and iron bones!"

At the cost of losing a big sword, Ron also learned a lesson: "This zombie can't simply attack from the outside, it must destroy it from the inside!"

"So, I have developed a corrosive potion here!"

Holding a bottle of unknown liquid, Hermione said: "After pouring this thing into the zombie's interior, it will be corroded and destroyed from the inside!!!"

Looking at the poison with "XXX" dangerous level written all over it, even Li Xian'er couldn't help swallowing.

Ron on the side said, "Did you know? Hermione! You are really smart, but sometimes, you are very scary, and you are the smart and scary kind..."