Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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The schedule of the fifth academic year is the same as in previous years - the breakfast on the second day of the opening dinner was delivered to every student...

on Monday:

上午08：30——10：00魔法史g5

上午10：30——12：00魔药课g5s5

12:00 noon - 13:00 dry rice

下午13：00——14：30占卜g5

下午15：00——16：30黑魔法防御课g5

on Tuesday:

上午08：30——10：00魔咒课g5

上午10：30——12：00变形课g5

12:00 noon - 13:00 dry rice

下午13：00——14：45保护神奇生物g5s5

下午15：00——16：30草药课g5h5

on Wednesday:

上午08：30——10：00占卜课g5

上午11：15——12：00变形课课g5

12:00 noon - 13:00 dry rice

下午13：00——14：30保护神奇生物g5s5

下午15：00——16：30天文学g5

Thursday:

上午08：30——10：00魔药课g5s5

上午10：30——12：00草药课g5h5

12:00 noon - 13:00 dry rice

下午16：00——16：45变形课课g5

Friday:

上午10：30——12：00魔法史g5

12:00 noon - 13:00 dry rice

下午13：00——14：30魔法史g5

下午15：00——16：30魔咒课g5

.....

Looking at the full schedule, Ron complained as always:

"Damn it, is this going to exhaust me to death?"

However, the next second, also at the Gryffindor table, a strange and familiar voice exclaimed:

"Oh my god! Is this a paradise? Look, Bao! These bastards have an hour to cook at noon... Oh my god! They have the nerve to complain? They probably don't know about Daxia Kingdom. It’s good if the students around here can eat lunch for more than ten minutes! The point is that they only have two classes when they go down, and school ends at four or five o’clock, and there is no late self-study... This is fucking heaven!”

Everyone's attention was attracted by the little girl's voice.

That's at the end of the Gryffindor table.

It's not because Li Xian'er takes up too much space, but because her pet Po is too big -- especially its eating is too scary.

It feels like it can't wait to swallow the whole table!

Of course, this furry thing didn't scare everyone at first...until Hermione found a book from somewhere, and read from that book:

"Iron-eating Beast!!!"Shen Yi Jing": There is a beast in the south, with horns and feet the size and shape of a buffalo, fur as black as lacquer, eating iron and drinking water, its dung can be used as a weapon, and its dung is as sharp as steel, so it is called "iron bite" [Old commentary cloud: vulgar cloud: "Zha iron". "Xuanhuang Jing" said: Iron bites in the south, feces are as sharp as steel, eating iron and drinking water, the abdomen will not hurt.]"

All in all, this thing eats iron... and it is the mount of Chi You, one of the ancestors of the ancient Great Xia!

The strength is so terrifying... Let these little wizards who have never seen the world be scared or scared.

Obviously, the fear on their faces is what Li Xianer likes to see the most!

And because of some special reasons...she was allowed to bring her giant panda Po in and out of the castle freely, and even took Po with her to class.

Professor Binns from the History of Magic class didn't say anything!

On the contrary, Snape, the professor of Potions class, said with a look of disgust:

"If you can guarantee that he doesn't defecate anywhere... I will allow... What smells so fragrant? It also has a scent of bamboo?"

In the Potions class, Sijia suddenly twitched his nose to find the source of the smell. In the end, Neville was the first to find the source of the smell - because he was sitting next to him.

Neville pointed to Po who was sitting next to him and said, "Professor Snape...it's Po who pooped!"

Just when Sijiao wanted to reprimand him, he was attracted by the poop pulled out by the giant panda.

The rest of the people looked disgusted, and only Sijiao followed the spirit of a scientific researcher to observe the plant fibers excreted by the giant panda Po:

"This is a good material!"

"That is required!"

Li Xian'er said proudly: "Giant pandas are our national treasures in Daxia, and the papas drawn by the national treasures must be extraordinary!"

So this Potions class... Sijiao directly changed the course, brought the panda's distinction to the experimental table, and conducted on-site research and analysis.

Originally thought that this sample was not enough.

But no one thought that the giant panda Po is really good at pulling......

According to what Li Xian'er said - incomplete statistics, it has to be pulled about 20 to 40 times a day.

According to research, an adult healthy giant panda eats more than 20 kilograms of fresh bamboo food a day, and defecates at most a dozen or more times a day, about 9 to 10 kilograms of feces.

It is also because of the habit of eating a lot and pulling a lot, the feces of giant pandas contain a lot of undigested bamboo fiber, so the feces just pulled by giant pandas not only has no rancid smell, but also has a unique bamboo smell. Fragrance.

That's why giant pandas eat so much every day...

So the Potions class on the first day of the semester left a deep impression on the students throughout the semester, and the scent of giant panda droppings was always in their minds.

And this directly caused the students who took this class to have no appetite to eat at noon that day.

The elf chef in the back kitchen thought there was something wrong with his food!

Of course, very few students eat very well as always... such as Ron, or Li Xian'er.

In the afternoon, it was time for divination class.

The nagging Professor Trelawney came up with a wave of predictions for the new semester——

"You will lose your loved ones, and from then on your life will gradually darken...your childhood will be lost...your..."

"Enough! Old woman!"

Li Xian'er interrupted Professor Trelawney's divination impatiently:

"Can you be more specific? Your divination will only affect people's mood!"

Professor Trelawney, who was suddenly interrupted, woke up in an instant, and then looked at the transfer student from Ugadu with a puzzled face, and saw her sitting there with her legs crossed, and said with disdain:

"Do you know? In Ugadu, anyone who gets a divination or prophecy but cannot give a specific direction will be easily beaten!"

Professor Trelawney asked Li Xian'er curiously: "What exactly do you mean?"

"What do you mean? Let me just take your local area as an example?"

Li Xianer smiled and said:

"Take ten years ago..."

Leaving aside the so-called bloodlines!If Voldemort chooses not Harry, but Neville!

Harry and Neville were born at the same time after all...

Old Deng who learned of this prophecy not only reminded James and Lily, he would also remind the Longbottom family, and then they used the Loyalty Charm, but they would definitely not choose the traitor Peter Pettigrew. Dumbledore, so Voldemort couldn't find them, so he had to go to Old Dengtou. After three hundred rounds of fighting, both of them suffered losses. In the end, Old Dengtou's Order of the Phoenix might lose to Voldemort's Death Eaters. Voldemort ruled the wizarding world. end of story...

Of course, this is a hypothesis, assuming that Voldemort found them, and Neville's parents used the same method to protect Neville, so Neville became the boy with lightning on his head...

One came from a relatively large magical family. Judging from Neville's description, there were many relatives.

Raised by his grandmother since he was a child, his talent for spells is very low, he was almost regarded as a Squib, the potion is the worst, and the herbal medicine is very good, and finally became a herbal medicine teacher.

He is a real golden lion. Although he is dull and shy, he is still very courageous.

Then add an ability he might have inherited from Voldemort: Parseltongue.

...There is no invisibility cloak, and there is no spell ability of Harry. Harry may not be a genius, but he must be above average. Boy, the road ahead of you is very difficult!

Of course, as the destined person, he will be taken care of a lot, but without Harry’s hidden bodyguard Snape..., but I think it’s very difficult just for Quirrell in the first book Deal with it, his relationship with Hagrid is not that good, it is impossible to know that the Philosopher's Stone is hidden in Hogwarts, and he will not be as nosy as Harry, so the Philosopher's Stone was stolen... quickly enter the fifth book ...

......

All in all, the choice is not predetermined.

Even formed by human intervention.

"Suppose Harry is not the only child of prophecy, but Neville as well?"

This is what Li Xian has always thought... The Son of Prophecy has never been just a Harry Potter, and Neville Longbottom!

But people only remember Harry Potter who defeated Voldemort on the frontal battlefield, but forget that at the critical moment, the sword master possessed and beheaded Nagini, which made Harry Potter defeat Voldemort's Naviron Barton.

"So, it's better to say less about your inaccurate predictions."

Li Xian'er said bluntly: "It's really easy to affect people's mood! Especially when these little brats in front of me are not determined..."

Li Xian'er glanced coldly at these students in the classroom: "They are all in the fifth grade, and they still don't have the ability to tell right from wrong. A few nonsense words from the "Daily Prophet" are believed to be true..."

Although it was only less than a day before the start of school, the degree of Harry Potter being excluded in the school can be seen.

Of course, it also indirectly proved the influence of the Ministry of Magic in the magical world of the Mizi country.

It's like Defense Against the Dark Arts class after Divination class.

It's also Pink Toad's first class...

"Under the protection of the Ministry of Magic, you are safe!"

"You don't need to learn Defense Against the Dark Arts?"

"Because people who know black magic have already been imprisoned in Azkaban..."

"So, you are absolutely safe under the protection of the Ministry of Magic!"

Umbridge the pink toad said to the students with a smile on his face:

"So please be careful of some people who advocate the danger of black magic. In front of the Ministry of Magic, those black magic are so vulnerable..."

While speaking, she glared at Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, and Ron Weasley who had been about to speak up to refute.

As a result, the three thorns still faced the difficulties.

As a result, there is no doubt that they were deducted points and even punished.

"If I were you guys, I would definitely not go against this pink toad at such a time!"

After class, Li Xian'er said calmly:

"Don't you know? The Ministry of Magic is going to have a lot of mess to clean up soon..."

After all, they are fighting against a highly credible department, just relying on the strength of their own students?I really think too much!

Even the news that Azkaban was blown up, their Ministry of Magic can hide it, let alone the other people's affairs?

Yes!

Originally, they were thinking about what difference Li Xianer, a new transfer student, could bring...

But it didn't work out?

But Hermione didn't think that this little girl with the word "rebellion" written all over her face must be planning something!

But what is she trying to do?

Old Deng worked so hard to get her in, it must be for something...

Time for Tuesday afternoon's Care of Magical Creatures class.

The research goal of this lesson was temporarily changed by Hagrid...it was originally to study Bowtruckles.

But when he saw the giant panda, Hagrid couldn't control himself.

According to the original plan, he will be back in half a month.

But apparently his plan wasn't going very well, and he heard that a giant panda came to the school...

Hagrid returned uncontrollably.

"Is this the legendary iron-eating beast?"

Hagrid looked at the giant panda who was as tall as himself in front of him: "My God! How big is it?"

Just when Hagrid was about to come closer and touch its head... the giant panda Po punched Hagrid flying.

"Forgot to tell you, he has a bad temper!"

Li Xian'er yelled at Hagrid, who was beaten into the air: "And you smell too bad... It probably thinks you're a scumbag, so it doesn't want you to get close to it!"

It wasn't until the end of get out of class that Hagrid, who had been beaten by Po, limped back from the Forbidden Forest.

At night, the three little ones sneaked out and asked Hagrid what he was doing?

It turns out that Hagrid went to the giant tribe for help in order to deal with Voldemort's army... Obviously the plan failed.

The tribe of giants chose to assist Voldemort.

Voldemort's team has an extra layer of support...the pressure on the Order of the Phoenix has increased again!

Similarly, at this moment, Hogwarts' internal troubles are gradually increasing...

With the success of the plan to tamper with the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Pink Toad felt that his power could be further enlarged.

So she began to comment on the teachers of various subjects in the name of the Ministry of Magic...

Especially when commenting on Professor Flitwick, she even took out a tape measure and directly talked about Professor Flitwick's height.

"enough!"

Qiu Zhang stood up and shouted angrily: "Please stop your rude behavior!"

As for the results...

Pink Toad smiled slightly: "You, come with me to my office now!!!"

Qiu Zhang looked back at the rest of the Ravenclaw students, facing the oppression of the pink toad, she only said one sentence:

"If Li Xian was here, he would never allow anyone to insult our head of Ravenclaw in public!!!"