Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Now I announce! The first Hogwarts Mahjong Tournament has officially begun!"

In the sky above the auditorium, Li Qiaodan's voice was still echoing.

This was followed by the sound of various mahjong being scrubbed.

As the host of the first mahjong contest, Li Qiaodan announced the following regulations:

"First of all, no one is allowed to carry a magic wand during the competition!"

"No one is allowed to use silent spells!"

"No one is allowed to..."

"..... (One hundred items omitted here)!"

"Especially prohibit cheating behaviors like Felicia!"

"For the sake of fairness, we have invited Professor Moody who has magic eyes to be the chief referee of this mahjong competition!"

"This competition has nothing to do with personal school honors, nor personal college honors. Everyone represents themselves!"

"So no one is allowed to play cards in a gang and intentionally play fake matches!"

"We must put friendship second and competition first!"

"Whether the opponent is your ex-girlfriend or your current girlfriend! Remember that there is no big or small on the poker table! The winner is the one who sits at the end!"

Li Qiaodan shouted frantically with the microphone.

The people below have also started.

After three days of mahjong training, almost everyone in Hogwarts is now familiar with mahjong routines.

For the smart Hermione and other top students, it is even easier to learn!

"I think it's quite meaningful to hold such an event during the Easter holiday!"

Professor McGonagall rubbed her little hands excitedly and said.

Especially when she didn't expect that she would be able to participate, even bringing her best friend, Professor Sprout, along with her!

more importantly......

"It turns out that Muggle entertainment is so interesting?"

"It's really interesting to say that this is the entertainment of the common people of the Great Xia Kingdom!"

"By the way, who invented this mahjong? It's really amazing!"

Many people are very curious about this secret, as the image ambassador of the Great Xia National Mahjong Association in Hogwarts.

Li Xian naturally has to shoulder the responsibility of exporting such culture!

At the same time, because of this responsibility, he was directly disqualified from participating in this mahjong competition!

"I protest!"

Li Xian pointed to Li Xian who was already sitting at the poker table and said, "Why can she participate?"

However, in the next second, all the boys in Hogwarts showed murderous looks in their eyes!

I rub!

Collective white moonlight!

Li Xian turned around and went to explain to Professor McGonagall who invented Mahjong......

"In my opinion! Mahjong should have been invented by fishermen!"

"Fishermen???"

Professor McGonagall and others, including Hermione, were very surprised:

"Such a complicated thing was invented by fishermen?"

Li Xian then explained: "Look! This fisherman catches fish from one, two to nine! Isn't this exactly the same! Also, what kind of container do you use to catch too many fish! Of course they use a barrel Ah! That’s why there are one tube, two tubes, and finally nine tubes! It’s definitely not enough to put them in tubes alone! If you make so many, you must sell them! So they sold for ten thousand, twenty thousand, until ninety thousand!”

Hermione asked a question: "But what about the east, west, north and south?"

Li Xian then explained: "What do fishermen care about most when they go fishing? It must be the wind direction. Only when the wind direction is good can we have a good harvest! That's why there are southeast and northwest winds. The whiteboard is the sail of the boat, and the red middle It’s the mast, this fortune must be because the fishermen want to congratulate and make a fortune!”

After such an explanation, everyone suddenly realized that this mahjong might really have been invented by fishermen.

Li Xian continued to spread the knowledge of Daxia culture:

"Guys, don't think that playing cards is just for entertainment. There is a lot of knowledge in playing cards! It's like playing cards once, and you can understand this person's character...how is it!"

In this regard, the divination professor, Professor Trelawney, immediately became interested:

"This thing can also be used for divination?"

"It's more accurate to call it big data!"

Li Xian explained to Professor Trelawney who came over:

"For example, this kind of person who plays cards quickly and without thinking! That is a straightforward personality, who likes to be straightforward."

Professor Trelawney nodded:

"Yes, she belongs to Gryffindor!"

Professor McGonagall immediately glanced at himself, as if he was playing cards like this!

Then Li Xian gave an example to explain: "Every time a card is played, he looks hesitant! This kind of person is experienced in handling things and requires perfection in everything!"

Professor Trelawney nodded, and then subconsciously looked at Professor Flitwick. He had been thinking about a card for a long time, and he was still thinking: "Should I play this card?"

"Those who lose their temper when they don't play cards for a while, have always been irritable and like to blame others when they do things."

After Li Xian finished speaking, Professor Trelawney turned his head and looked at Professor Binns of History of Magic. Every time a student angered him, he would assign a lot of homework.

Especially those students who think the history of magic is not important...Professor Binns will be very angry and increase the workload, and at the same time... complain every day, if he is still alive, he can use magic to teach these students .

Immediately after, Li Xian pointed and said:

"Nine times out of ten, people who want to "fire the gun" and also play the cards, dare to break through and do it in life, and only care about the result regardless of the process."

Professor Trelawney subconsciously looked at Ron.

Then Li Xian said: "People who make mistakes and always find a reason. They are serious about face, and they are self-willed in dealing with people and things! In reality, they are conceited, inferior and cowardly!"

Professor Trelawney glanced at Malfoy who was complaining that Goyle didn't help him!

"People who always like to memorize card scriptures, this kind of people are dragging their feet in everything, mother-in-law and mother."

After Li Xian said this, he patted Neville on the shoulder as a sign of encouragement!Then he continued to introduce: "People who finish a game of mahjong without saying a word during the whole process, this kind of person has a deep city, and always treats people and things with the feeling of 'I am only in this mountain, and I don't know where the clouds are deep'. "

When he said this, Li Tong'er glanced lightly at the crazy Professor Trelawney. Obviously, she was looking for a reference, but she wandered around for a few times and didn't dare to look here.

Because some time ago she predicted in the divination class that she would bring disaster to the magic world! ! !

Li Xian introduced a lot, and Professor Trelawney obviously refreshed a lot of knowledge!

"In the end, there is someone who never cares about winning or losing. He has a lot of affection for his friends, and his career is important. In his subconscious, he will not offend his friends for the small things in life."

When he said this, Li Xian smiled at Cedric who had just lost.

Cedric came over and smiled, and said helplessly, "Oh, bad luck, I can't always catch good cards!"

"It's okay, there are still many opportunities in the future!"

Li Xian looked at everyone who was devoting themselves to the first Hogwarts mahjong competition at this moment——

It's just such a happy time, I'm afraid there are not many left! ! !

Almost all Harry Potter fans know that the end of the Triwizard Cup means the biggest turning point in the entire Harry Potter series!

Although Harry also suffered a lot in the first three parts, whether it was from Cousin Dudley, Uncle Vernon, Malfoy, or Snape.

But this time is the real turning point in Harry's life.

Compared with being bullied by the Dudley family before, Malfoy's ostracism, Snape's targeting, etc., those were just small fights.

The real pain for Harry begins at the end of the Goblet of Fire, with Cedric's death.

Since then, people around Harry began to die one by one...

First was his godfather Sirius, then Dumbledore, then Moody, and finally Snape, George, Lupine...

Some people say that Harry, the savior, is like a disaster star.

But whether it is a savior or a disaster star, Harry doesn't want to be either!

He just wants to spend his life happily with his family and friends!

To this...

Li Xian looked at Harry who was very devoted to the poker table:

Poor little guy, Novice Village is coming to an end...the next cruel days are coming...

This mahjong competition can be regarded as the last happy memory that my brother will give you!

In order to facilitate this matter, Li Xian had a lot of chats with Lao Dengtou!

After all, Old Dengtou, a shrewd old guy, is one of the very few people who understands his purpose.

In this regard, Old Deng laughed and said:

"I think this idea is very good! Let the players relax before the final round!"

At this moment, the first Hogwarts Mahjong Tournament is still in full swing.

Soon Harry and Krum met at the poker table.

The other party thought to himself that his eyes were full of murderous intent!

what's the situation?

Harry was puzzled, he probably didn't provoke this guy!

But Krum was still staring at him stubbornly! , Stared so that Harry felt a little hairy in his heart!

Could it be that he got a higher score than him this time, so he was very unhappy?

Until Krum asked what was the relationship between Harry and Hermione?

The reason was that Krum saw the news about Harry and Hermione hugging each other in "Wizard Weekly".

That was when Hermione was really worried about Harry, so she encouraged Harry in a family way.

Harry was silent for a moment.

During the silence, the change in Krum's expression was obviously very obvious.

Could this kid really be his competitor?Is it your rival in love?

As a result, Harry said, "She's my good sister..."

Krum's hanging heart finally relaxed! ! !

Couldn't even help laughing out loud.

For a moment, he even wanted to abstain directly and let his "sister-in-law" directly win the round.

But out of respect, he finished the game seriously.

During the period, Krum and Harry also had an open discussion about Quidditch. Krum highly recognized Harry's flying skills in the first game!I even want to invite him to come to his team for a trial training after graduation.

Among other things, even if Harry is not an Auror, it would be a good choice to become a Quidditch player when he grows up.

Of course, after graduating, Harry is already a tall man of 1.8 meters [-]... Obviously he is no longer suitable for the requirements of the Seeker!

As the game progressed...Harry ended up bumping into Malfoy! ! !

The two people who collided were full of gunpowder, and they bet each other:

"If you lose, you admit that you are Potter's stinking shit!"

"If you lose, you go touch the Whomping Willow!"

Hearing that Harry asked Malfoy to touch the Whomping Willow, Ron couldn't help giving him a thumbs up, and then was eliminated by Hermione.

Ron protested:

"Is counting cards counted as cheating?"

"It doesn't count!"

Li Xian stood up to support his junior sister and said: "This is a matter of human talent. If you don't have this talent, don't protest blindly!"

As he said that, he dragged Ron out of the match scene!

As the contestants were eliminated one by one, at last...

Only Hermione, who relied on her card-recording talent to ride the wind and waves all the way to the finals, was left.

And relying on the halo of the savior, the protagonist is lucky, but Harry is unlucky and gets to the end!

Of course, it also includes Professor Snape, who has always been unsmiling and used his serious expression to frighten his opponent to abstain automatically!

And in the end, relying on shrewd calculations, Li Ting'er, who has mastered mahjong skills in a true sense and is possessed by the sparrow god.

"The following four will start the final competition...Who will win, please wait and see!"

Accompanied by the sound of shuffling the cards again, Li Xian let out a soft breath!

Apparently also proclaiming....this extra time is coming to an end!

Li Xian looked up at the ceiling of the auditorium... The bright lights here are about to gradually dim.

"In the dark castle, a toad with pink skin will walk in..."

Professor Trelawney suddenly said as if convulsing:

"She will bring irreparable harm to Hogwarts... In the end, she herself will be cursed by Hogwarts and suffer the cruel punishment in this world!"

Everyone has long been accustomed to Professor Trelawney's sudden convulsions.

It's just that everyone doesn't know what the pink toad refers to?

But Li Xian knew this.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh again, and then pinched my fingers to calculate the next fate:

"Misfortune is blessing, fate is luck... Patriarch blesses me to get through this test!"

During the talk...

There was a sudden "pop" sound on the poker table in the final final:

"Self-discovery! I won!"

Hermione jumped up excitedly, completely ignoring Professor Snape's gloomy expression.

Obviously he has started to regret participating in this mahjong competition... especially regretting that he shouldn't have lasted until the end, and finally lost to this little girl in front of the teachers and students of the whole school! ! !

"Let us congratulate Hermione of Gryffindor for winning the first Hogwarts Mahjong Tournament!!!"

Hermione, who picked up the championship trophy, waved it fiercely in the direction of her senior brother Li Xian at the first moment... It felt like she won the award and wanted to share it with her family immediately It's the same!

For his junior sister... Li Xian could only smile dotingly.

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