Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Ron, I have a problem..."

"Do you have to ask questions at three o'clock in the morning?"

"Have you grown taller in the past two months?"

"Well, eat poisonous mushrooms from Yunnan! That thing is very nutritious!"

"Could it be that even Neville is taller than me now..."

"Huh...huh..."

"I have another question!"

"It's three o'clock in the morning bro..."

"So you are so tall now, is the quilt too short?"

"Do you have to discuss issues in this world?"

"You can't sleep, can it be... is it because the quilt is too short!"

"The finger is like a gust of wind, the momentum is like lightning, and the sunflower acupuncture hand!"

"..."

"It finally stopped! Are you curious about where I learned it from? Hehe, I won't tell you!"

Ron slowly closed his eyes, but unfortunately he couldn't sleep anymore!

So I could only untie the acupoints for Harry: "One time, senior brother asked the gods wrongly, and invited a guy who can only do acupuncture and light kung fu... Then he gave me what he learned by himself. So What else do you want to ask?"

"actually......"

Harry finally protruded his lips and said, "I want to ask who your next dance partner is..."

"Hibiscus!"

"But don't you dare?"

"I didn't dare before, but now I dare!"

"What?"

"Because Furong will definitely be sad after being rejected by senior brother. Senior brother said that scumbags usually like to sneak in when girls are sad and their defenses are down, so I plan to be a scumbag!"

"*****!"

"What did you say?"

"Nothing? I'm sleepy!"

"Hey, say it again!"

The next day...Harry and Ron came to the auditorium for breakfast with dark circles under their eyes.

Just as soon as his butt sat down, he learned from Neville that Fleur had found a partner.

Harry looked at Neville suspiciously - what has this kid been through these past two months?Since when did he become a gossip hub for Hogwarts?

I learned from Neville that after being attacked by two brothers, Li Xian and Li Tong'er, Fu Rong resolutely chose Li Xian and Li Tong'er's older sister, Li Xian.

At first, Professor McGonagall disagreed, saying that the dance partner should be a man and a woman, and then...Fleur said that Professor McGonagall discriminated against transgender people.

Professor McGonagall must not be happy!

What gender should be biologically, what toilet should be used!

But Fu Rong disagreed, calling her gender a Wal-Mart shopping bag!Then she insisted on forming a dance partner with Li Xian.

In the end, it was Old Dengtou who stood up and said, "Since the parties concerned have nothing to complain about, what do we eat melons have to say!"

Although Professor McGonagall agreed, she still objected to the gender classification of Walmart shopping bags at Hogwarts!

Then there was another thing that gave Harry and Ron a headache... that was the problem of dancing, because they saw Neville secretly practicing dance steps in the dormitory! ! !

"Tch, what's so good about this kind of dance? I'll do it after just one look!"

"I haven't even practiced my partner yet! Why should I practice it?"

As a result, the two of them turned around and went to Li Xian, a senior brother who is very experienced in this field...then they ran into each other again!

"Aren't you not practicing?"

"Don't you want to find a dance partner first?"

Seeing the two little guys, Harry and Ron, arguing, Li Xian interrupted: "Just tell me what kind of dance effect you want?"

"We're going to explode!"

"The kind that makes others unforgettable after seeing it!"

Harry and Ron hastily expressed their appeals, but this short sentence each was obviously not enough to satisfy them.

On the contrary, Li Xian saw through their thoughts at a glance:

"You want to be showy!"

"You want to attract girls' attention!"

After listening to Li Xian's accurate analysis, Harry and Ron gave thumbs up: "As expected of a senior brother! Awesome! You can see through the minds of the little brothers at a glance!"

Li Xian looked at the two little brothers who couldn't wait, then thought for a moment:

"It's not like the kind of dance you want... My good friend Chen Caiyun especially likes a dance called Huashou!!!"

"Flower hands???"

Harry and Ron's eyes widened immediately, their faces full of anticipation.

"This flower hand is very artistic, and it is very popular in our side!"

When Li Xian said this, Harry and Ron looked forward to it even more:

"Wow! How to dance! This!"

"The point is to shake it up!"

"Shake it?"

"Hands crossed and rotated quickly! And use the waist to drive the body, then swing left and right, and shake up with the music. As long as you master these...you can become a qualified shaker!"

"Shaker?"

"It's the collective name for those who dance this dance!"

"Is there a special collective name?"

"As long as you become a qualified shaker, you will become the most beautiful cubs in the audience! What kind of dance partner will you be? You don't need to look for it, there are girls everywhere! Even Qiu Zhang... "

Li Xian suddenly mentioned Qiu Zhang accidentally, Harry immediately lowered his head in embarrassment, obviously he thought it was Hermione who told Li Xian, and Li Xian almost leaked the spoiler!

"Next, follow me to learn!"

Li Xian stretched his muscles: "Then there will be a rehearsal in two days? Don't worry about whether Qiu Zhang has a partner or not, just invite her. It's best for her to change her words. If she doesn't change her words, at least you have fought, so you don't have to regret it! "

Harry nodded emphatically.

Then Ron also clenched his fists: "I must become a shaker, so that Furong can't afford me!"

Unknowingly... the shaker training has been exercising all afternoon.

Harry and Ron left exhausted.

Li Xian saw that although the two were tired but still very excited, he was a little angry: "Boy, I have never seen you so serious in class!"

Harry and Ron had just left when Professor Flitwick arrived.

As the dean of Ravenclaw, Li Xian is also a Ravenclaw in name, so Flitwick thinks that he is the dean with the best relationship with Li Xian... so he brought Hogwarts The music group is here.

There is only one purpose, and that is naturally for the performance at the Christmas party.

"Dumbledore also specially invited an outside band to come over, which is clearly looking down on our Hogwarts music group...so we have to give him an even more explosive one!"

Professor Flitwick looked at Li Xian expectantly: "Student Xianzi, I will leave this matter to you!"

Seeing that the dean of his family entrusted so many people to him, Li Xian couldn't refuse it!

"Not without it!!!"

Li Xian looked at the members of the music troupe who also wanted to prove themselves at the Christmas party... Speaking of which, Li Xian is also a member of the music troupe!He will almost always participate in the opening performance every year, of course the first year is not counted!In the third year, because of the dementors, he was not in the mood, and in the fourth year, he didn't come to school... Although he only participated in the second year, he was an officially recognized member of the Hogwarts music group.

So...

"Come on! Come on! Come on! The next song.....To be the opening, it must explode! So I don't recommend chorus, but choose musical instruments, hands up if you can! Very good! Since everyone can Instruments, that would be great! Then we have a ready-made symphony orchestra!"

Li Xian continued: "Since the opening chapter must be classic with modern pop, and passion with burst, so what I prepared for you is "Yungong Xunyin", the opening song of our Great Xia Kingdom TV series "Journey to the West". , but Joe Hisaishi personally conducted the world-renowned song... At the same time, that who, who wants that, I heard that your soprano is good, so when the time comes, I need you to match some female accents... ..”

After another half night of busy work, just when Li Xian thought he could finally go back to the dormitory to rest...Old Dengtou also came!

"That...Xianzi! Is your master coming back from the Christmas party?"

Old Deng asked tentatively, Li Xian replied: "I said this party is very important, so he will come."

"Oh, is it?"

Old Deng's eyes were bright, Li Xian had vaguely guessed something, and immediately stopped him: "That my master can't dance ballroom dancing! So he won't participate in misunderstandings!"

Seeing the disappointment that flashed in Old Deng's eyes, Li Xian couldn't bear it...so he said: "However, under my influence, he has learned some square dancing, do you want to learn it?" one time!"

"Is it the one you danced in the second grade?"

Old Deng's eyes were full of light: "I heard that dancing this square dance can also strengthen your body!"

So...

It wasn't until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night that Li Xian left the dance classroom. On the way back to the dormitory, he met Mrs. Norris and her cat team.

However...the relationship between the two parties was very harmonious, so... Mrs. Norris and her children pretended not to see and turned away.

However, Li Xian came up with a cheap mouth: "After Christmas, it will soon be spring again...do you want to be sterilized now...it's not easy to raise more children!"

As a result, amidst Mrs. Norris' yelling... Li Xian fled back to the dormitory decisively.

The time for the Yule Ball is getting closer...

In order for this dance, Hogwarts will not lose the chain so much, so under the leadership of Professor McGonagall, it is natural to have a rehearsal first.

Especially Harry Potter and Cedric, Li Xian and the others... are all in charge of leading the dance.

Looking at Cho Chang standing with Cedric...Harry was full of jealousy.

"Where's Li Xian?"

Professor McGonagall looked around for a week without seeing Li Xian, and Ron hurriedly replied: "My brother has diarrhea...he can't come."

"I think I have eaten too many mushrooms!"

Professor McGonagall didn't pay much attention... Then he pulled Ron over by the way and gave a demonstration.

So the embarrassed Ron, awkwardly cooperated with Professor McGonagall's performance.

After the demo is over, it's time for free play.

Harry finally plucked up the courage to invite Qiu Zhang. Facing Harry's invitation again, Qiu Zhang looked at Cedric embarrassingly, and Cedric, who was so generous, agreed.

So....Harry got himself time for a dance...

"Grandfather bless, I hope that after this dance, Miss Zhang will fall in love with me..."

Harry murmured, and Qiu Zhang asked suspiciously, "What did you just say?"

Harry hurriedly changed his words: "I just learned a dance, which is very popular in Daxia Kingdom, and I specially performed it for you."

Qiu Zhang forced a smile on his face to the junior in front of him who was one year younger than him.

Then, Harry gave Ron a wink.

The original high-end and elegant classical music was replaced by Ron... followed by a powerful dance music.

Harry's flower hands began to twist strangely! ! !

Everyone looked at Harry in the middle of the dance floor in bewilderment...

"Principal, I suggest that Harry Potter's qualification to lead the dance can be disqualified."

As teachers, they were naturally invited here to watch the students' rehearsal. Professor Snape looked at Harry, who was twisting his wrists crazily, with a look of disgust: "Their family's ancestral epilepsy has suffered!"

"Isn't that Harry? What's wrong with the kid? Oh, that dance is crazy!"

Old Dengtou repeatedly said with emotion: "It's good to be young! You can be so ignorant of the surrounding eyes!"

Professor Snape said subconsciously: "Only Gryffindor can cultivate such talents!"

Professor McGonagall on the side immediately became angry: "Professor Snape! Be careful with what you say... I think this dance is...or...or...that one Professor Flitwick! Didn't you always like Potter? How about I exchange Potter with you for Li Xian? I'll give you another Ron!"

Professor Flitwick looked surprised: "Just because I'm short doesn't mean IQ is low!"

Professor Sprout on the side was very happy to watch the dance floor leave Harry, who was frantically playing tricks: "I think it's pretty good, McGonagall, if you don't want it, give it to me..."

"Take it! Take it!"

Looking at Li Xian who was immersed in the hands of flowers and couldn't help himself, Professor McGonagall's face was ten times stronger than that of Professor Snape: "Take it with Ron!"

At this moment, Ron's inner os: I didn't do anything?Why are you taking me with you?

And at this moment on the other side... the culprit of all this is Li Xian, who is in the laboratory of the Potions class.

Because it's not class time... so it's just him and Hermione here.

"Is there really such a thing as rejuvenating water?"

Hermione flipped through the books and asked curiously, while Li Xian said confidently: "I heard from some professors... when they heard that they were going to the Christmas ball, they were eager to drink some rejuvenating water, Let yourself become younger to participate? However, there are too few places where you can buy rejuvenating water on the market...and the effect is not very good. The most important thing is that the sequelae are serious... So, I'm planning to develop a new one! Then use your Professor McGonagall as an experiment!"

"Ok?"

Hermione looked shocked, but then said again: "To be honest, I really want to see what Professor McGonagall looked like when he was young!"

Then Hermione couldn't hold back and asked:

"Brother, have you found your partner for the Christmas ball?"

"No!"

As soon as Li Xian finished speaking, Hermione breathed a sigh of relief, and when Hermione was about to speak, Li Xian said again:

"I don't plan to participate! That thing is not as interesting to me as studying rejuvenation water!"

Hermione, who heard this, suddenly fell into disappointment and anxiety...

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ps: There are two plots in this chapter that are borrowed from Chen Caiyun, please be merciful to some children's shoes!I wish you and your family peace and happiness!