Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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Arrogance has always been in the inexplicable self-confidence of these Westerners!

especially now.......

When those Aurors who were supposed to catch the dark wizard came here.

Among them is the famous Dawlish!

"Professor Lin... Please cooperate with our investigation?"

"investigation?"

Li Xian who heard the sound rushed to the front, glaring at each other:

"Give you another chance to reorganize the language!!!"

These Aurors looked at the student in front of them... Obviously they wouldn't take this little guy like Li Xian seriously.

But soon, a powerful coercion emanated from Li Xian...

Just when Dawlish also felt a trace of vigilance, Uncle Nine's voice stopped all these things abruptly:

"Stop! Not big or small! Is your master still there?"

"It's Master!"

Li Xian, who was like a little tiger just now, was instantly softened like a little sheep when he was reprimanded by Uncle Jiu. He obediently stood aside and bowed his head, and said with a little grievance: "But they wronged Master... ..”

"You said you were wronged! Even if they were wronged, they still have to produce perjury evidence!"

Uncle Jiu immediately looked at Dawlish: "Mr. Aurors, what evidence do you have to prove that Pindao is against that monster?"

Li Xian hurriedly explained from the side:

"Dementors are like police dogs on their side!"

"police dog?"

Uncle Jiu looked at Dalishi and the others with a look of surprise: "The police dogs in Guibao Land look so strange! Huh?"

Li Xian added another sentence: "Not only is it strange, but also disobedient, and also likes to bite people? After all, a dog follows its master! No matter what virtue the master has, this dog must have no virtue!"

Uncle Jiu criticized again: "How can you say that they like to bite people randomly? Have you ever seen Mr. Auror bite people? Will you see them biting people?"

How can the Oladelus and others fail to hear the sarcasm in the words of the master-disciple pair Jiu Shu and Li Xian...

Immediately explained: "Actually, these dementors don't obey our orders, they are under the responsibility of the Ministry of Magic!"

Uncle Nine and Li Xian nodded at the same time, and said suddenly, "Oh! It turns out that the Ministry of Magic likes to bite people!"

Aurord Lux ​​and the others were speechless for a moment.

In the end, the topic was forced back to the matter of dementors being detained.

"You said the dementors my master detained, where is the evidence?"

Li Xian stood up again: "You have to pay attention to evidence when you do things!"

"Dementors belong to the existence of spirit bodies...Did Professor Lin show students how to subdue spirit bodies in the first grade?"

Aurord Lux ​​said: "So we don't need to say more, the one who is best at dealing with spirits in the whole Hogwarts should be Professor Lin."

"Oh. So that's how they decide the case!"

Lin Zhengying shook her head helplessly: "Now I wonder what class is that called?"

"Azkaban is said to be the place where the most terrifying prisoners are held."

Li Xian took advantage of the situation and said, "If they judge cases in this way, how many unjust, false and wrong cases might there be?"

Aurord Lux ​​hurriedly said: "Please don't change the subject, we are talking about the detention of the Dementor..."

"That's what we were talking about!"

Li Xian said: "You have to show evidence!"

Then... Aurord Lux ​​took out a report letter saying that he saw Lin Zhengying sent Li Xian and his pet to catch the dementor.

"I went to catch it, but I didn't catch it!"

Li Xian sighed helplessly: "However, the talent is dull, you should study more!"

"But your family's pet zombie caught it..."

Aurordo Lux said.

At this time, Li Xian grasped a word: "Let's talk first! Now you want to accuse us of catching a dementor, right? You can't be wrong with a single word?"

Aurord Lux ​​and the others were a little frightened by the two guys, subconsciously looked at the notice, and reconfirmed: "Yes! It's arrest, that's right!"

"What a coincidence!"

Li Xian shook his head helplessly: "We didn't catch..."

"But your pet did it... someone heard him go catch a dementor!"

"Well!"

The little zombie Ah Hong was immediately brought to the scene by Li Xian. Looking at the zombie, Aurord Lux ​​and the others subconsciously took a few steps back:

"Now, let's talk... have those dementors been caught by our Ah Hong?"

"Grumbling!"

After Ah Hong said a lot, Li Xian explained: "My family Ah Hong said, he didn't catch him, but ate it on the spot!"

"what!"

Aurord Lux ​​and the others were immediately shocked: "Then you all go to the Ministry of Magic with us now!"

"Wait! You accept it. You accuse it of arresting, not eating."

Li Xian emphasized: "There is more! Although we ate, it was an emergency escape... Do you understand what it means?"

"Emergency escape?"

Aurord Lux ​​and the others looked at Li Xian suspiciously, and Li Xian then asked back: "Suppose, if the dementor bites you, are you going to let it attack and can't fight back? Can't you take emergency evasion?" ?

First of all, we must first understand what is the definition of a dementor?

Just like police dogs, to put it bluntly, they are beasts!Am I right?

So which one is more important, a wizard or a beast?

Of course!Are dementors really important as the guards of Azkaban?

But what are we?We are wizards!Compared to us, that dementor is nothing more than a watchdog...

So this basic concept is that we wizards, we humans are always higher than animals!

What's more, our laws are also established to protect us, not to protect dementors.

If you are eating hot pot and singing songs at home, suddenly a dementor comes over, smashes your pot, and wants to eat you and your wife... Do you think you will fight back?

Of course we must fight back!

Because it threatens our wizard's life, then we must kill him!This is called emergency avoidance!The legal provisions of the Ministry of Magic clearly stipulate that the power of wizards is greater than that of all magical creatures!

So, I was in a very dangerous state at that time... and this danger was brought to me by the dementors, so I can only take emergency avoidance, let our family Ahong protect me!

You can sue me for being too defensive! But the premise of being too defensive is that the other party must be a wizard!

The reason why the wizard didn't take defense against a few beasts..."

After that day, the Ministry of Magic added a new regulation——

[All dementors during their official duties are protected by the Ministry of Magic, and no individual or unit can actually detain them, or swallow them and other cruel methods! 】

But this matter quickly aroused controversy, and then the Ministry of Magic had to change the order:

[Supplement: If the miscellaneous dementors involve the safety of wizards, emergency avoidance measures can be adopted. 】

At the same time, I don't know where the news leaked...

"Daily Prophet" once again had a piece of news on the hot search in the magic world——

[Oriental professor Lin Zhengying easily repelled dozens of dementors and... brutally devoured them...]

Are there dozens?

of course not!

Just look at the reporter's name, and you know it's that anti-Old Deng's sunspot who started talking nonsense again.

But this incident also gave Li Xian an idea——

a tip!

A new scheme!

Both the Aurors and the Ministry of Magic have loopholes in the system. If the unjust, false and wrongful convictions are caused by these loopholes, maybe we can take advantage of this...

If Peter Pettigrew still escapes in the end, he can too...forget it!It is still relatively safe to catch!

After all, living with Sirius Black was something that my beloved Junior Sister Halle could only wish for!

Before the final battle comes, try to make him happier!

Naturally, as a senior, I should worry more about these things!

After finishing the first day of classes...

Li Xian was lying on the bed in his exclusive Ravenclaw bedroom...

Although it was already the third year, no one dared to live with him.Even this guy Jack...

As for Daniel, David these are the same.

That night, Li Xian had a rare nightmare——

He dreamed of black Hermione, Latin Harry, yellow-skinned Ron, and then they had a pair of white parents.

However, the most terrifying thing is that Hermione is actually a man, he thinks he is a woman, Ron is directly a bisexual, even an Animagus, and Hedwig is what he became.

The Lion Yard is a gathering place for transgender people, the Eagle Yard is a paradise for both men and women, the Badger Yard is a bisexual den, and the Snake Yard is a Wal-Mart shopping bag!

Even Snake Court has become the official luggage supplier of Hogwarts!

The slogan of the advertisement is - "Hogwarts snakeskin bag, you deserve it!"

The most important thing is that Li Xian was still not assigned to the badger courtyard, but an international student from the Great Xia Kingdom called Chen Caiyun was assigned there.

But Li Xian was so jealous!

call!

Waking up in the middle of the night, Li Xian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, but luckily it was just a nightmare.

But how could I suddenly have such a nightmare?

Feeling a little uneasy, Li Xian immediately got up and went to burn incense to ask the patriarch about the good or bad of this dream.

In the end, the patriarch didn't seem to want to talk to him...the three sticks of incense were all swept away.

Are you letting yourself figure it out?

Li Xian, who couldn't sleep, looked outside the window, and from time to time a dementor floated past in midair...it was quite scary.

At the beginning of school.....Old Deng explained this matter, saying that these dementors came to perform official duties to capture Sirius Black!

Really!

I never saw you guys being so active when fighting Voldemort!Arresting a person who has been wronged is such a motivating force.

Not only Li Xian saw it, but even Uncle Jiu saw it...

"This is the Ministry of Magic testing Hogwarts!"

In this regard, Li Xian understands that the current Minister of Magic, Fudge, has become confused, and began to worry that his position will be snatched away by Dumbledore.

This old guy doesn't even think about it. The chairman of the International Federation of Magic Associations, Old Deng didn't care, let alone you, the Minister of Magic of the Mizi Country?

Apparently Fudge's idea is deeply ingrained...it's impossible to change.

O power!It is the easiest ocean to get lost in!

The next day comes—

The first protection of magical creatures class yesterday afternoon was the content of the book, so there were no extracurricular activities!

But the next day, the students of the four colleges were directly taken to the field for practical teaching.

As the newly appointed teacher of the Protection of Magical Creatures class, Hagrid is naturally nervous... The guy who is usually not good at speaking, stutters even more now.

Fortunately, with the cooperation of Harry, Hermione, and Ron.

Harry took the initiative to go forward and cooperate with Buckbeak to interact...

Harry has always had an enigmatic talent for flying.

As for little Hermione—

"No! I hate flying!"

"It's been three years, you should get used to it!"

Ron said with disgust—then the two had their second quarrel after school started.

As for the first time in the divination class, Ron said that Hermione deliberately opposed Professor Trelawney because she wanted to get the first place too much, but unfortunately she was not good at divination.

Li Xian was too lazy to deal with the quarrel between the two brats, but subconsciously looked at Malfoy...

"Tobe, ornottobe, thatisthequestion..."

What? ? ?

Neville on the side looked suspiciously at Li Xian's sudden line, and the next second, Li Xian rushed over! ! !

When Neville looked over, Malfoy, whose paintings were full of anger, rushed over as if he was trying his best. Buckbeak was instantly stimulated, and immediately rushed towards Malfoy with his waving paws.

Malfoy was so scared that he sat down on the ground, and when he raised his hand to protect his head...

The fear he thought of didn't happen, but there were screams behind him...

He opened his eyes, and a drop of blood fell on his pale face! ! !

"Are you looking for death? The rabbit is in a hurry, and it still bites people? Let alone this thing!"

Malfoy looked at Li Xian who stood in front of him, and saw that his tone was full of reprimand: "If this thing hits its claws, your head will be shattered! Even if it is not shattered, can you still keep your face?"

When Malfoy figured out the situation...

I heard Hermione shouting behind me:

"Hagrid, quickly take Li Xian to the infirmary!!!"

Only then did Malfoy see that half of Li Xian's arm was almost torn off by Buckbeak! ! !

The whole bone is exposed on it! ! !Eerie! ! !

That's why everyone was screaming just now! ! !

Seeing Li Xian dripping with blood, Hagrid, who was stunned, finally remembered under Hermione's reminder:

"Yes, I'm a professor!!! I'm a professor!!!"

"Don't worry! Can't stop!!!"

Li Xian glanced at the terrified Hagrid, gritted his teeth, and took back the dislocated arm.

Then he casually threw the pocket bag to Hermione: "Bring a bottle of Bai Xian Essence!"

After Hermione took the pocket bag, she immediately cast a flying spell on it: "Baixian essence is flying!!!"

Seeing that Hermione found Bai Xian Essence in no time, Li Xian took the opportunity to criticize Harry: "Look at Hermione, she knows how to use the Flying Curse without even thinking about it! Look at you again!"

Li Xian treated Harry as if nothing had happened, while teaching Harry a lesson.

However, here, the rescued Malfoy's expression became more and more strange...