Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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Lupine felt that after wandering around in the wizarding world for so many years, he had seen a lot.

But when he saw that monster that looked like a child swallowing a dementor...his cognition was also refreshed in this bite.

The strongest guard guarding Azkaban, the dementor, was helpless in front of this little monster, and could only be reduced to food.

Its strength is too strong!

I saw the little zombie Ah Hong grabbed the robe of one of the dementors again, and then pulled it with his big hands, directly in front of the students, tore the dementor into pieces, and then chewed slowly eat up.

At this moment, the students in each box poked their heads out to watch this scene, and they all applauded.

Only Uncle Jiu pretended to be calm on the outside, but he was proud inside, and snorted arrogantly:

"Ah Hong, don't be so rude! Don't let these foreigners keep saying that our Great Xia Kingdom's method of subjugating demons and demons is too rude!"

"Grumbling!"

After the little zombie Ah Hong finished speaking, he looked at his ninth uncle Lin Zhengying pleadingly. Lin Zhengying pretended to be embarrassed on the surface, and then reluctantly arranged for Li Xian: "You follow Ah Hong, and don't let this kid cause big trouble."

"Yes, Master!"

Li Xian got up and walked out of the box, just in time to see Professor Lu Ping who was also standing in the box in the corridor watching the battle.

As a person who is familiar with the script, Li Xian naturally recognized the other party at a glance, and subconsciously nodded to the Gryffindor warrior who finally died in the Hogwarts battle to say hello!

Lupine also nodded in response. At that moment, he always felt that the child seemed to see everything about him.

It didn't take long before word spread throughout the car that Harry had been stunned by a dementor!

Malfoy came over to greet him in a friendly manner, and the result can be imagined.

It's just that too many people were attracted by Harry Potter. In fact, Ginny was also frightened and passed out at the time, probably thinking of the dark days when she was controlled by Voldemort last year!

Although this matter was suppressed by the school, for Ginny, it was still not a shadow that could be erased in a short time.

So Lupine took a chocolate for everyone in the box, and then wrote an owl to inform Professor McGonagall.

After all, being messed up by a dementor is not an easy thing, but fortunately...Harry looks normal, but is purely attacked by a spirit, no, or it is his own The psychological shadow was fainted.

Because on his neck... Hey, where is my peace amulet?

Harry Potter touched his neck, and then looked at Hermione, Ron, and even Neville's necks that were full of peace charms.

It was only then that Harry remembered that he had taken off his peace amulet when he took a shower last night, and had forgotten to bring it with him.

"So you're having fun in Diagon Alley? Have you forgotten how much you weigh?"

Hermione, a good friend, couldn't help complaining about Harry, and then walked out of the box carefully, looked at the situation in the corridor, and after ensuring safety, Hermione wanted to see what happened to Li Xian and Ahong?

Obviously, she is the only one who has the guts to do this? ? ?

As for Harry, he quickly dug out the amulet from the suitcase and brought it up! ! !Then my mind was filled with the screams that kept ringing in my mind when the dementor almost attacked just now...

It seemed to be a dusty memory, a past that Harry Potter would never want to recall.

But right now, except for Malfoy, who wanted to take the opportunity to mock Harry Potter, who was very concerned about this matter, everyone's eyes were attracted by the movement on the roof.

In fact, they only hear voices! ! !

That was the sound of footsteps mixed with shouts!

From the front of the car to the rear of the car!

"Ah Hong! Just keep it for me! Just one is fine!"

The voice gradually changed from calm to angry and profanity:

"Damn, you dead zombie! Don't fucking shame you! If I can't catch one today, I will burn your Whomping Willow coffin on fire when I go back!!!"

At this moment, a loud roar suddenly came from inside the carriage:

"Trash, skills are not as good as zombies, are you still reasonable?"

Lupine, who was shocked by the roar, was shocked:

Is it an amplifying spell?

No!It does not seem!This gentleman didn't cast any spells, he just yelled out purely with his voice.

The sound seemed to be amplified several times, it was deafening! ! !Even the thick steel plate of the train was penetrated! ! !

Before coming here, I had read a lot of rumors about this Oriental professor in the newspapers. When I saw him today, it was really extraordinary!

Professor Lu Ping took the initiative to go forward to say hello. As for Uncle Nine, after glancing at Lu Ping, his expression was somewhat strange, but he soon calmed down.

I remembered that Old Deng had written in advance to tell me that a new professor would come to Hogwarts this year, something special...

Now.....it's really special!

"Speaking of which, you and I are destined to each other. I love the Whomping Willow that was planted because of you back then!"

Uncle Jiu's words made Lu Ping startled again. It seemed that Principal Dumbledore had already told Uncle Jiu about his situation.

It is also said that this professor of Maoshan studies can hardly tolerate evil spirits. Didn't Peeves, who has plagued the school for so many years, be easily subdued by him?

In the following period of time, the appearance of the dementor did not have a long-term impact on the train, because everyone knew that there was a dementor on the train that would be feared...

Even if this existence didn't take action directly, Li Xian alone, no, to be exact, just Li Xian's pet—the little zombie Ahong caused the Dementor who sneaked into the train to suffer an unprecedented blow.

This incident was publicized as a headline in the "Daily Prophet" the next day——

The content is roughly:

[Azkaban's strongest guardian force—the dementors are powerless against the magical oriental spells.

If one day a master armed with eastern magic storms into Azkaban, will Azkaban still be the most heavily guarded prison in the world? 】

As for the reporter of this report, it is obviously that annoying woman, the famous anti-Old Deng in the Harry Potter series!

As for that night, Li Xian really didn't catch a single dementor, so in this report there was no direct collision between the dementor and the oriental magic, but they were all eaten up by the little zombie from the east, Ah Hong.

So the reporter... made an argument in a reverse way——

The dementors can't beat the little zombie Ah Hong, and the little zombie Ah Hong can't beat Jiu Shu and Li Xian, so it means that the dementors have no power to fight back against Li Xian and Jiu Shu who are masters of oriental magic!

Entertainment gossip reporter?Writing articles has always been like this kind of nonsense that catches the wind, sees the needles, and sees the world under the microscope!

But there is one thing...

Li Xian was very depressed that night.

Depressed, of course, because the skills are not as good as zombies, so he was severely reprimanded by Uncle Nine:

"During the nearly three-month summer vacation, you only practiced for one month, and spent the remaining two months playing, right? See? If you haven't practiced for two months, how has your strength deteriorated? Even Ah Hong They are better than you now!!! If Hong is not a zombie, if he is a normal human being, you don’t deserve him to call you senior brother!!! You have to call him senior brother! Talking about you all day long is ignored by you Yes! I don’t have a long memory at all! I just want to play all day long! During the three-month vacation, wouldn’t it be good for you to play for two or three days? You’re good, you played for nearly two months in one go! You trash snack My expectations of you are in vain! Your peers still praise you as the leader of this generation of young people? Bah, I think it’s almost the same! I still count on you to shine on our sect, I think I count on the little zombie Ah Hong to return Almost... play! How can you be in the mood to play! How can you be able to play..."

This scolding went directly to Hogwarts halfway through the journey.

Hermione, Ron, Harry, and others in the next box, including Neville, all lowered their heads——

"Why do I always feel that Master is not scolding the seniors, but us?"

After Neville finished speaking, the heads of the four lowered even more seriously.

In fact, apart from the fact that Harry took part in the summer training class for a while this year, even when Hermione went to France for vacation, she also reduced her summer study time... This point starts from her skin being tanned You can see it.

Not to mention Ron who almost didn't even finish writing last night during a summer vacation...

As for Neville, he quickly dug out the books in the suitcase and began to review them.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione didn't dare to hesitate, for fear that Uncle Ninth would eventually break through the accusations and come here to scold them.

Finally got out of the car.....

After seeing Uncle Nine leave, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Neville breathed a sigh of relief.

Then it's back to school.

As for Harry, he was questioned by the dean, Professor McGonagall, when he arrived at the school, and Hermione was also called there... It is worth mentioning that Hermione's time-turner seems to have been taken from this time. Professor McGonagall handed it to Hermione.

For this kind of thing, Li Xian didn't want to own it, because he had asked Uncle Jiu about it...it was too against the rules.

Especially for a person with a special fate like Li Xian, once he masters the time converter, the consequences will be unpredictable.

Can you even imagine what would happen if Voldemort had a time-turner?

But it turns out that Voldemort is so powerful that he doesn't even use the Time-Turner, the reason is simple! ! !

Because Voldemort is also afraid of being backlashed by time, especially if he is a villain himself.

As for Li Xian...a guy who always creates flashpoint paradoxes pops up unconsciously in his mind, isn't he often wanted by something called the Speed ​​Force?Then one variable after another was created, causing world crises one after another.

The Dao is invisible, the Tao follows nature, and the immeasurable gods!

Li Xian just glanced at the Time-Turner that Hermione carefully put away, and even deliberately avoided Li Xian's gaze. It was obvious that Professor McGonagall had arranged this matter so that no one else, especially Li Xian, could know about it.

This is the third year, why does Professor Mao Mao still have such a big opinion of him? ? ?

But soon he seemed to understand a little bit...

"Oops!!! Filch and his Meow Detective Team are here!!!"

I saw Filch, who was still sloppy, holding Mrs. Norris in his arms, and behind him were several children who were a mixture of Mrs. Norris and a certain cat and raccoon, standing proudly at the door... ..

"Look at how proud he is!!!"

"Yeah! The green hat is so shiny that he can even laugh?"

However, at this moment, Fred and George subconsciously covered their faces:

"Look what we've done!!!"

Undoubtedly, it has increased the difficulty of exploring new secret passages at Hogwarts!

But Li Xian wanted to discuss with Filch how to let go of his own woman spoiling other people's children, and then happily giving them such a child... Oh, no, it's not human to be green, It's a cat raccoon.

Maybe that's why he can accept it...

Regarding this point, many people found clues to confirm the true relationship between Filch and Mrs. Norris, which was rumored in the school.

Said that Mrs. Norris may indeed be Filch's former partner, but it will never be the same again.

Li Xian subconsciously thought of this guy named Adam... The curse that this guy reminded him of transforming into a magical animal was probably very powerful.

In the absence of a foolproof situation, it is better not to try it lightly! ! !

After all, he had nothing to try right now.He wants to become a dragon, a phoenix, neither here.

Of course, the old Dengtou's Phoenix Fox is not counted. Li Xian is not particularly cold about that thing.

He would rather choose to transform into a panda than become the phoenix of Old Deng!

After all, the panda in our Great Xia Kingdom was placed in ancient times, but it was the mount of the God of War Chi You, whose original name was the Iron Eater! !

That one bite...can the armor defense withstand it?

Mostly hopeless!

As the new Commencement Dinner begins...  

Looking at the same old food in front of him, Uncle Jiu lost his appetite for a while, the first year it was very novel, the second year it was okay, and the third year he was a little tired.

After eating and eating, that's all... I lost my appetite for a while, so I gave Li Xian a look.

Trying to sneak the two into the kitchen, the elf chef blamed the old man for knowing what they were going to do when he saw the two coming.

Immediately took out the crucible that Li Xian stole from Sijiao but never returned and cleaned it——

"Come on! Let's go for the hot pot!"

"Do you have sugar and garlic? Without sugar and garlic, this hot pot is tasteless!"

"Yes! Sesame paste, sesame oil, chili oil, coriander, minced garlic, shallots... are all neatly prepared..."

The two and one elf immediately started the first dinner of the third year of Hogwarts around the cauldron hot pot! ! !

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ps: This time, there are a lot of non-original plots interspersed in the middle, which should reduce the proportion of original works, so there will be no complaints.Hope to at least make it to the Triwizard Tournament! ! !If I don't make it to the Triwizard Tournament, I will die of pain myself!