Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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Murong Fu, who heard the horror of the yin-yang corpse, turned around and wanted to leave, but was reminded by Gu Gu: "That monster has already seen you, and he will find you wherever you go!"

"What? He also has the ability to automatically cruise?"

Murong Fu said, Harry at the side subconsciously looked at his senior brother.

If even his senior brother has the ability to navigate, then how could the powerful Yin-Yang Corpse not have this ability?

"Mom, can't you deal with them too?"

Lin Xiaoting stepped forward and asked, Murong Fu also pinned his hopes on Aunt Cane, Aunt Cane sneered and said:

"If you can't help it, you can't help it! Your mother has been doing it all these years! She has only practiced some kung fu that is not good enough to do well, and hard to get hard! A matchmaker has become a fat woman! Catching monsters, I am not very good at it!"

This full of resentment came out of his mouth, and only Li Xian understood what Aunt Cane was complaining about.

At this time, Murong Fu complained: "For this kind of thing, I can just go to a plastic surgeon, why should I go to you?"

"Stop talking nonsense! I'm going to flip through the book now!"

Afterwards, Aunt Cane angrily went to read the classics with hands stained with chicken blood:

"Contempt me! Ha, there it is!"

Aunt Cane immediately told everyone, especially Lin Xiaoting: "You are a girl born at the time of the ten spirits, as long as you find a virgin who was also born at the time of the ten spirits to have sex with you, you can restrain this yin and yang corpse... "

After hearing this method, Harry was stunned.

At this moment, he had a new understanding of Daxia Kingdom's spells again. He turned his head and looked at his senior brother Li Xian, his expression was full, so he must be joking, right?

Li Xian nodded, but it's not appropriate for him to say this matter, so it's best for Senior Cane Gu to say it.

Following the statement of the boy in ten spirits, Lin Azhi looked at Li Xian subconsciously, but when she wanted to ask something soon, Lin Xiaoting asked first: "You must be a boy?"

"Of course you need a boy!"

At this time, Aunt Cane said smoothly: "Daughter! It's not my mother who wants to criticize you. Look at your sparse eyebrows and loose buttocks. I'm afraid you can't be trusted..."

Murong Fu on the side couldn't help laughing out loud: "That's right! Auntie, it's really hard to find a virgin these days! I'm afraid there is still a little hope for the whole dinosaur!!!"

Lin Xiaoting seemed to be offended by this sentence, and immediately started arguing with Murong Fu.

But what Murong Fu didn't know was that there were six people in this room, but there were three boys and girls.

But right now is not the time to argue about these things, the most important thing is to find the boy born in Shiling first.

So Aunt Cane took five people, and then went to Tiepan Shensuan, as long as you know more about it!He knows the birthday horoscopes of almost everyone in the Greater Bay Area.

At Tiepanshenan... In the Teppanshenan's computer, Canegu, Lin Xiaoting and the others finally realized that this Murong Fu was born in Shiling.

Just when Murong Fu was proud and refused at the same time...

As a result, the name of the second ten spirits came out.

When she saw this, Lin Azhi sighed helplessly—still didn't hide it!

I saw Li Xian's name impressively listed.

Aunt Cane immediately looked at Li Xian with a smile: "Hey, don't look, you must still be a boy now..."

Just when Aunt Cane's claws were getting closer to Li Xian, Lin Azhi stood up and stood in front of Li Xian: "Mom, I'm still a child now!"

"It's 13 years old!"

Cane Gu said: "Some emperors are married and have children at the age of 13!"

However, Lin Azhi moved Uncle Jiu out again: "You should know how much my father values ​​Xianzi, and Xianzi's boyhood cannot be wasted like this! If you don't want to be unable to reconcile with my father in the future ,I recommend......"

Before Lin Azhi could finish speaking, Gu Gu's claws suddenly turned around and reached Murong Fu's gate of life, then nodded with satisfaction:

"It's okay, it's okay, there's still a boy body here! Brat is in his twenties, and it's not easy to maintain a boy body! Have perseverance!"

So she went back to Shatian Town and began to look for the materials of estrus Dafa—surplus sugar cane, wilted oranges, dripping water from the eaves, monk's hair, big snake's urine, and finally matchmaker's eye droppings.

"I'll give you another booger!"

Aunt Cane handed the prepared secret medicine into a bowl of soup: "Whoever Joan of Arc you are, you have to turn me into a nympho!"

Before taking action, he looked at Harry and reminded: "Stinky boy, the next scene is not suitable for children, you can go and play with your senior brother!"

After driving away Harry, who wanted to leave for a long time, he went to find Lin Xiaoting and Murong Fu with the soup.

Originally adhering to the attitude of studying hard, Harry followed Aunt Cane to collect materials on this trip, and what he learned refreshed his cognition.

Especially when Aunt Cane really picked out all the boogers and threw them in.

Harry vomited again! ! !

Seeing this scene, senior brother Li Xian reminded with some "distressed heart": "If you continue to vomit, it will cause permanent damage to the stomach. If you get stomach problems in the future, magic will not cure you."

"It's outrageous!"

Harry looked at his senior brother Li Xian in puzzlement: "Why is this estrous Dafa so outrageous?"

Li Xian emphasized: "So these things are crooked in Uncle Jiu's eyes, and Aunt Cane knows these things. Do you think Uncle Jiu knows?"

Harry shook his head.

But his mind was still full of Aunt Cane collecting materials, but fortunately Li Xian was willing to do other things to distract him.

"Here in our Great Xia Kingdom, but under the control of the Ministry of Magic of the Mizi Kingdom, you can use magic unscrupulously, of course you can't be too ostentatious! This is the premise! Especially don't deliberately show off in front of ordinary people!"

After Li Xian finished speaking, he added another sentence: "Ordinary person is our way of saying Muggles, but it's not counted. For example, I call myself an ordinary person. Do you understand what it means?"

"not understand!"

Harry shook his head decisively.

Li Xian had no choice but to remind: "When Hermione came here, she seized every available time to practice spells all the time. Do you want to practice it too?"

Being reminded by Li Xian, Harry, who was only thinking about playing, scratched his head in embarrassment.

Then when I asked Li Xian how he planned to practice...

Lin Azhi walked over from the side, obviously the situation in the house was not suitable for her as a virgin to stay any longer.

Hearing that Li Xian, the King of Papers, was going to take his juniors with him to make papers during the summer vacation, Lin Azhi said in denial: "Summer vacation is the time to play...you are still young, there is no need to take any It's all wasted on studying, let's go, senior sister will take you fishing."

Unexpectedly, Li Xian actually agreed.

Harry, who thought he was going to be forced to attend class, was also relieved, but when he was by the fish pond.Li Xian suddenly excused that fishing was too troublesome, so he got into the bottom of the fish pond to catch fish.And after going on like this, I didn't come up again for half an hour...

At this time, Harry realized: "My brother, is he introverted again?"

"Ha ha!"

Lin Azhi shook her head helplessly: "Isn't that right?"

It was almost night in the blink of an eye, and when the three of them came back, they looked at Aunt Cane's expression and knew that things obviously did not go as she hoped.

At this time, Bao Guqian, the little paper figurine of Aunt Cane, also came to report again.

Hearing the little paper figurine chatting a lot, only Aunt Cane could understand what it meant:

"No, the monster and your father are already here."

Aunt Cane looked at Li Xian: "Boy, have you learned from the altar?"

Li Xian shook his head: "I haven't officially started studying yet."

Aunt Cane said: "That's just right, let me, the teacher's wife, teach you something first, follow me!"

Then Li Xian took Harry to learn how to set up an altar with Aunt Cane!

On the other side, the Yin-Yang Corpse held Uncle Jiu hostage, and drove towards Shatian in a car.

I saw the yin and yang corpse Naimi driving the car, and Jin Sha, who was the same body as his yin and yang, stretched out a hand to clasp Jiushu's Tianling.

The first is that he can do it at any time, and the second is that he can directly steal all the secrets in Uncle Jiu's mind.

It's just that Jin Sha's second hand stretched out...

As Uncle Jiu's memory entered Yin Yang Zombie's mind, Yin Yang Zombie Naimi sneered: "Don't resist, this hand can take out the thoughts and memories in your head at any time, it's easier than going into the supermarket."

Afterwards, Yin Yang Corpse Jinsha also laughed and said: "Oh, old Taoist, so you have so many romantic history! A lotus girl, and a female ghost who took your first kiss... Hahaha, you are quite lewd Yes!"

At this time, Uncle Jiu asked with a big man's head, "Can you tell her not to put her hand into my asshole!"

Onmyoji Naimi smirked and said, "Do you like it?"

Uncle Jiu shivered all over his body: "Please, don't be joking!"

As the car stopped: "It should have arrived!!!"

Then the yin and yang corpse escorted Uncle Jiu all the way to Aunt Cane's house——

"Don't think about it, make trouble!"

"I don't think it's okay for the young man to pick up horses?"

Uncle Jiu intentionally sang yellow accents: "Last night, I was crazy on the shore, and my sister on the water is so pretty... It made me fascinated again!"

This is to remind Aunt Cane of their dangerous warning.

Following the voice of yin and yang corpses coming from here, the couple Lin Xiaoting and Murong Fu also became anxious.

"Now that I know I'm afraid, I don't even have time to do it!"

Following the altar that Aunt Cane had set up in advance, it descended from the sky and blocked the way. I only hope that they can complete the task of explaining the plot as soon as possible.

Aunt Cane glared at Uncle Jiu who was detained: "You old man, you brought a monster to find me?"

Yin Yang Shi Nai Mi threw Uncle Jiu over:

"The old man will give it back to you!"

Almost, the dharma altar that came out with great difficulty was almost demolished.

Then, seeing that the Yin-Yang Corpse gave up the hostages directly, Aunt Cane also launched an attack without hesitation.The front of the altar was opened, and six pipes continuously fired rockets towards the yin and yang corpses.

"Altar shit!"

Harry's whole brain buzzed when he heard the name.

Especially after seeing that this move had no effect on the Yin-Yang Corpse, Uncle Jiu got up and taunted him: "Is the altar shit not working?"

FUCK!

Harry was in a state of doubt all of a sudden—I thought it was Aunt Cane's random name on purpose, but he didn't expect it to be called this! ! !

At this time, Aunt Cane, who saw that her move was not effective, pushed Uncle Jiu away, and after tearing at the pants for a while, she directly took off the underwear from inside.

Even Uncle Jiu couldn't help giving a thumbs up to this trick: "It's really good! You can take off your underwear while wearing outer pants!"

Aunt Cane said with a little pride on her face, "Definitely!"

Uncle Jiu reminded helplessly: "It's upside down!"

After all, after Aunt Cane turned her panties over, she saw that all of them were densely packed with spells and runes, which were thrown directly on the head of the yin-yang corpse.

However, before Aunt Cane squeaked for two seconds, the underwear was directly impacted by the mana of Yin Yang Corpse until it exploded.

Uncle Nine gloated and laughed "Yo Hou Hou".

"Damn, I hacked you to death!!!"

Seeing that the magic weapon for protecting her body was destroyed.

In desperation, Aunt Cane directly drew out two Yin-Yang Bagua Bazhan knives and slashed at the Yin-Yang corpse.

"Hey, don't be impulsive!"

Uncle Jiu dissuaded him in a mocking tone, and saw Aunt Cane stepped forward with a set of fluent Wing Chun eight-cutting swordsmanship, and chopped dozens of knives on the Yin-Yang corpse. damage.

Harry on the side looked at Uncle Jiu who was watching the scene strangely: "Master, won't you... help?"

In fact, what Harry really wanted to ask was—is it okay if you don't help?Why are you still provoking Mrs. Cane the whole time?

Obviously, he doesn't know much about the past of Uncle Jiu and Aunt Zhi, so he won't understand why the state of the two of them getting along is so weird.

As the yin-yang corpse kicked Aunt Cane back, the altar that Aunt Cane had worked so hard to set up was also smashed to pieces.

At this time, Uncle Jiu hurriedly stepped forward and helped Aunt Cane with concern: "Old woman, I told you a long time ago... Your two skills have long been outdated."

At this moment, Aunt Cane, who was hurt by the fall and all her moves were destroyed, sat directly on the broken altar and cried:

"Shut up! Ah~~~ You don't even help me!"

"Do you need my help?"

Uncle Jiu said, obviously implying something.At this time, the Yin-Yang Corpse said: "Hand over the girl from Shilingshi!"

Uncle Jiu helped Aunt Cane to get up, and then said, "Okay, if you have the ability, you can catch her!"

Just as he was helping Aunt Cane to retreat, he shouted to the tree: "Brat, it's your turn!!!"

In the next second, the sword of Qin Shi, which had been buffed for hours, fell from the tree. At the same time, there was a boy with white hair...

This sword went down... Although the damage to the Yin-Yang Corpse was still not high, blood was finally seen.

Yin Yang Corpse looked at the white-haired boy in shock: "Aren't you already dead?"

"The one who died was my brother Li Xianzi! I am his brother Li Zixian! Monster, today, I will avenge my brother and take my life!!!"