Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Accompanied by the sound of gongs and drums... Mr. Lin, who put on theatrical makeup, was the first to appear on the stage.

Immediately following Shi Chun, Chen Longshi, Ninth Sister, Ah Qiu, and Li Jingwen all stepped onto the stage, stood together, and paid homage to the pirated version of Qin Shihuang:

"See Your Majesty!"

As for Li Xian and Ha Li, they are hiding in the backstage at this moment... in charge of beating the gongs and drums, that is, the accompaniment.

"So what exactly is opera?"

"That's the quintessence of my Great Xia Kingdom!"

Li Xian explained: "Shakespeare over there is much more advanced than yours! Although many people now think that drama is very rustic... especially many young people think that watching drama is advanced. But only if you go to the theater. Only when you are old will you know this opera! That’s what makes it more interesting the more you listen to it. Our master Jiushu is a hardcore fancier, which means a fan of the opera.”

"So you're beating the gongs and drums for the sake of Uncle Jiu?"

Harry curiously pointed to the instrument Li Xian was playing and asked, Li Xian let out a nah——

"Do you think Uncle Jiu loves and pays attention to me just because I can cook?"

At this moment, Harley said that she had learned again.

But I was curious and asked why they didn't dress up!

"Our two goals are too obvious, and it is easy to expose our identities. In addition, there are no costumes for children here."

Li Xian thought:

The point is - I don't want to get involved, just wait until the end to get the head.

Harley nodded again, and then lay on the backstage here, watching the performance that the few people in front of the stage were starting to fool this Qin corpse.

"Xu Yuan, the king of Pingxi, sees His Majesty."

Mr. Lin bid farewell.

Qin Shi laughed and asked: "Xu Yuan? Are you the son of Pingnan King Xu Fu...?"

"grandfather!"

"Then isn't he your grandson?"

"Yes, it's my grandson!"

After Mr. Lin finished, he came to Shi Chun, and saw Shi Chun stepped forward and handed over a box of "elixir":

"Prince Bush pays homage to His Majesty, this is the elixir of life found for you."

In fact, it was an expired Wuji Baifeng pill that was randomly found from the backstage. It's a pity that Qin Corpse didn't know the current characters, so he accepted it as the truth.

"Just what I want!"

Went to Jing Ke played by Chen Longshi again, and handed over the map, Qin Shi said impatiently:

"Yan Kingdom has been wiped out by me, what map do I need to see? Kowloon, Greater Bay Area, Cameron Road, Calamwell Road? What is this for?"

This sudden accent almost made Harry, who was peeking from behind, almost laugh out loud.

"Exclusively selling ready-made clothes for export!"

Following Chen Longshi's explanation... Hali couldn't help complaining to her senior brother: "Why is there an advertisement here?"

Li Xian shook his head helplessly—it's a pity that this nonsensical movie era will eventually disappear with the trend of the times, as Master Xing and other bigwigs gradually turn behind the scenes...

Looking at the several roles played in front of me, one is more outrageous than the other, one is Wang Zhaojun, one is Yang Yuhuan, and one is Zhao Feiyan!

It can only be said that at this moment, Qin Corpse's thinking has been confused due to the damage of his soul, so he can't tell the truth from the fake at all.

In other words, as long as you do not actively attack, you will not be attacked.

So...Wang Zhaojun, Yang Yuhuan, and Zhao Feiyan coaxed Qin Corpse in front, while Shi Chun and Teacher Lin hid behind the stool, trying to give the Zhong Kui sword hanging on Qin Corpse's waist to him. take it off.

Looking at the people on the stage, at first Hali enjoyed seeing it with relish, until he saw that in order to stuff the money from the corpse into Qin Corpse's mouth, Ninth Sister went all out and slapped Qin Corpse directly.

This time, as two corpse suppressing coins were stuffed into Qin Corpse's mouth, Qin Corpse was once again weakened to more than half of its mana.

Now even his swordsmanship has become chaotic...

facing this scene.

The crowd took advantage of the victory and pursued, directly playing the role of Liu Xiaofu, with the help of the coercion on the stage, flying around, beating Qin Corpse into confusion.

At this moment, even Li Xian in the background couldn't help rushing over to see this famous scene in "The Land of the Dead" with his own eyes.

Fortunately, everyone worked together to knock Qin Shi down to the ground.

His fist slammed on Qin Shi's body frantically, obviously knowing that he could no longer be stuffed into the third corpse money, Qin Shi gritted his teeth tightly.

If this is the real Qin Shihuang, I don't know how many Qin Shihuang fans are going to rave here at this moment!

Seeing that everyone can't figure it out.....

"Get out of the way, let me come!"

Mr. Lin, who has coveted the whole movie, is finally a man... Finally, with Mr. Lin moving the props——

It directly pressed against Qin Corpse's body, under the tremendous pressure, Qin Corpse finally opened his mouth.

With the last corpse suppressing money stuffed into Qin Corpse's mouth, the three corpse suppressing coins are already in place...

Then there is how to kill him.

As a result, everyone noticed that although Qin Corpse was severely weakened by the three corpse suppressing coins, they were still not able to deal with them... Especially at this moment, Qin Corpse chose to make the final struggle.

at this time.....

"Brother, are you still not making a move?"

Harry turned to look at his senior brother, only to see that he had already started preparing.I don't know when, he has already used his latest remnants of mana, mastered the ability of Tongtianlu, and directly draws talismans in the air...

I saw ten five thunder talismans that concentrated his whole body's mana came into being.

hehe!As expected of senior brother, Yuan Lai has already started preparations.

Although I don't know when the senior brother prepared it, but... at least it's not like me, who only cares about watching the show the whole time!

But it couldn't help at all.

During this period of time, every time Harry Potter saw his senior brother make a move, he would subconsciously reflect on his own problems.

As a result, the more I reflect on it, the more I realize that my problems are really serious...

At this moment.

Get ready with the Ten Dao Wu Lei Talisman.

"It's thundering! Get out of the way!"

And this is also the signal that Li Xian left to Shi Chun and others from the beginning.

As Shi Chun and the others dodged away, the ten five thunder talismans ruthlessly clasped onto Qin Shi's body.

The ten Five Thunder Talismans, which gathered Li Xian's whole body's mana, transformed Qin's corpse into a coke evolution in an instant.

At this time, Shi Chun also saw the opportunity, and Zhong Kui's sword was directly inserted into Qin Shi's mouth.

With this sword——the battle ended here.

The various energies in Qin Corpse's body scattered and exploded, breaking up the entire stage, and even exploded directly.

Everyone fled in a hurry...

After confirming that Qin Corpse was silent, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

However, Ninth Sister was crying in pain——

"Why are you crying?"

"My private money is all in the backstage of the troupe, and now I have nothing!"

"Forget it, money is something outside of the body. It would be nice if you can get your life back."

"You're right! After this incident...everyone has gone through life and death, and I treat gold, silver and jewelry like shit!"

Seeing how great and upright Mr. Lin is, Ah Qiu, who was deeply moved, also stood up and puffed up his chest and said:

"Since everyone regards money as shit, then I don't want this gem any more!"

As a result, he was severely beaten by everyone in an instant.

"stop fighting....."

Fortunately, Li Xian hurriedly said: "Meilin's beard...ah, no! It's the Infinite Heavenly Venerable! As a monk, I was moved by the spirit of several benefactors...but what is good is rewarded, all benefactors Eliminating harm for the people today is considered a great achievement! Originally, this gold ingot was to be donated to the temple..."

"Isn't this my gold ingot?!"

Ah Qiu saw at a glance that this was the gold ingot he had dropped in the graveyard of the corpse, and rushed up:

"You can't say that! You are a monk, but we are not..."

Li Xian naturally knew the thoughts of several people, originally this was a part to be distributed to everyone.Just need an excuse.

"Remember to use part of it to bury the villagers in the fishing village! Otherwise, it will be another disaster!"

Li Xian gave the gold ingot to Shi Chun and the others, and Shi Chun also reacted: "This Zhong Kui sword should also be returned to its original owner..."

Because Li Xian had already paved the way before that this Zhong Kui sword was the treasure of their ancestor.

Naturally, it came into Li Xian's hands as a matter of course.

As for the three corpse coins...

Li Xian looked at the stage that had been turned into ruins - he had to take out his medical tools.

"Brother, what are you going to do?"

"Kill the chicken and take the egg!"