Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts

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After returning from the Forbidden Forest, the cat hair on Hermione's cheeks was completely clean.

"I must hurry up and take my time off to make up for my homework..."

After learning that Li Xian secretly took Hermione to treat the furbolg's severed arm, Ron was depressed for several days.

Keep saying that senior brother is too biased.....

"Partial? Why do you have the nerve to say that brother is partial?"

Hermione complained: "Think about who gets the most expensive Christmas presents among the three of us?"

After hearing this question, Ron stopped screaming for a moment.

Just when the three little ones were doing nothing in the auditorium... Suddenly someone started running outside the auditorium.

Ron subconsciously thought that another student was attacked?

"Fortunately, we were not present this time, otherwise we should be suspected again..."

However, the Weasley twins who happened to pass by forced Harry, Ron, and Hermione to join in the fun together. After they went, they found out...it turned out that Mrs. Norris, Mrs. Filch, was pregnant. .

At this moment, Filch, with a piece of green grassland on his head, is looking for the murderer all over the castle:

"Who the hell? Who the hell did it?"

Roaring all the way from the Ravenclaw Tower to the Great Hall, it was blocked for a while.

No one can explain exactly what kind of feelings Filch has for Mrs. Norris, but right now...Filch's face is full of the word betrayal.

Apparently, Filch, who is a deep follower of the Maomao Sect, cannot bear the sudden pregnancy of Mrs. Norris...

Filch thought over all the names of his enemies, but unfortunately he had too many enemies... He couldn't tell for a while which one it was?

At this moment, a Slytherin student said something out of mouth:

"It must be a cat that can make Mrs. Norris pregnant, so just find a student with a cat..."

Hearing this, Filch's eyes brightened instantly: "That's right! It must be the fault of those students who keep cats. I'm going to the principal to apply for an investigation into the students who keep cats in the whole school..."

At this moment, this Slytherin girl named Pansy instantly became the public enemy of all cat owners in the school, including the cat professor McGonagall.

Fortunately, Hagrid, who came to join in the fun, stopped Filch, and kindly reminded him not to be impulsive, and pointed him in a direction by the way...

"Li Xian is quite experienced in animal pregnancy..."

Hagrid said honestly: "He helped the centaur, the furbolg, and he's going to help the unicorn soon..."

Hearing this, Filch immediately rushed to Li Xian who was eating noodles.

Hermione, Harry, and Ron looked at their senior brother—it was really a landslide, and they couldn't stop their senior brother from continuing to cook!

At this moment, the entire auditorium was noisy due to this incident, but he was still sitting there eating noodles calmly... And this time, to save trouble, Li Xian ate a bowl of instant noodles. The charming fragrance made many students want to come over to share a piece of the action, but they all know Li Xian's foodie nature, so they naturally dare not act rashly.

Looking at Filch's angry and pleading expression:

"It's not easy to check...but it can be checked."

Filch seemed to have heard the hope, and hurriedly asked: "How do I check?"

"First of all, we need to know how Mrs. Norris got pregnant? Is it a student's pet? Or a wild cat that sneaked in outside the castle, or something...and..."

Li Xian asked solemnly:

"How many times have you had sex in total? Once? Twice? Or multiple times?"

Filch, who heard this, expressed his incomprehension: "What do you mean?"

"Analyzed in terms of behavioral psychology...if it's a one-off..."

Li Xian continued to explain seriously: "Then it is very likely... the situation you mentioned, Mrs. Norris was bullied by other people's cats. But if it is many times? Even many What time?"

At this time, the naive Hagrid said with a smile: "It must be a mutual love...you can't just blame one side."

"That's right, after all, can't a slap be made?"

Li Xian looked at the complex look in Filch's eyes, with surprise, anger, and a trace of doubt.But after a while, he said firmly:

"No, no, no! It can't be! My Mrs. Norris isn't that sentimental! She's definitely tainted by the rest of the bastards..."

"All right!"

Li Xian finished his last mouthful of instant noodles, stood up and said, "Then let me check it! If it's the kind of behavior you said, some parts will leave marks and scars, if not... Mr. Filch, do you know what that means?"

Filch expressed doubts: "What does it mean?"

Li Xian walked into Filch on purpose, and when he smelled a bad smell of sweat on his body, he subconsciously frowned, but still said calmly: "If it's really the latter one, Luo Lisi The madam's reputation for being abusive is real. At that time, not only the reputation of Madame Norris will be lost, but also your... You must think clearly about this."

After being reminded by Li Xian, Filch suddenly realized, and he was even more shocked, afraid and worried. He hastily responded in a low voice:

"Thanks for the reminder, I almost... just..."

"It ruins Mrs. Norris and your good name!"

Li Xian patted Filch's arm and said, then raised his voice, and said loudly: "The top priority should be to prepare Mrs. Norris for pregnancy... After all, three months later, our castle But there are a bunch of Mrs. Luo or Mr. Luo..."

Hearing this, Filch nodded in agreement, with a look of gratitude to Li Xian in his eyes.The students who were still watching the joke before suddenly had an ominous premonition.

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ps: It’s still the same sentence that in 92 there were instant noodles, there were instant noodles!No need to check information! "Police Story", "Reply 1988" and so on... In addition, the cat's pregnancy period is used here. Cats are generally pregnant for about two to three months. Here, I used three months conservatively. Please don't use it in this way. The place is also chaotic science!