Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts
Chapter 105 Good student, I want to eat snake soup for my teacher
......
Looking at the exquisite beating willow coffin, even Uncle Jiu didn't find any faults, let alone Li Xian.
Li Xian looked at little Neville beside him, this guy who was ridiculed since he was a child... finally found a lot of confidence under Uncle Nine's intentional or unintentional care.
Uncle Nine often said to Neville:
"There is a specialization in the art industry, there is no need to use your own shortcomings to compare with others' strengths...find a craft that suits you to study, to study in depth, a unilateral talent is not necessarily better than a generalist genius worse."
And during the public vampire class that day, Uncle Jiu had already proved it in public.Moreover, Hermione, a top student, was used as a foil... Its intentions were so deep that only Dumbledore could see it.
Once again fondling the beating willow coffin, Li Xian asked, "Did you do this while I was in confinement?"
"Yes!"
Neville said: "Originally, it could be faster, but something happened at school recently, so I don't dare to work overtime at night..."
Neville scratched his head in embarrassment, Li Xian patted Neville and encouraged him: "You are already very good, even I can't make such a good coffin!"
Neville, who was encouraged again, smiled happily.
I don't know why, this senior brother in front of you is different from the fiery sun of Uncle Jiu, his care is hot, you can feel the heat, but you dare not look directly at him.But Li Xian, his senior brother in front of him, his care is as gentle as moonlight...
Malfoy also felt this way. The first time Li Xian came back from the Forbidden Forest, Malfoy approached Li Xian and chatted privately:
"Are you sure you don't want the 100 Galleons?"
"What Galleon?"
Li Xian looked at Malfoy suspiciously: "I really don't understand what you're talking about?"
Seeing Malfoy's still arrogant and tangled look, Li Xian smiled suddenly: "How about, in another way, you can help me find out where I can buy house elves, and the account will be settled."
"This news is not worth 100 Galleons."
Malfoy emphasized.
"To me, this news is worth 100 Galleons."
Li Xian smiled.
"Forget it.....Since you are going to make a loss-making business, I don't care. At Christmas, I will write to my family to ask."
Malfoy left after speaking.
And when Li Xian left Hogwarts and was confined in the Forbidden Forest, many things naturally happened here at Hogwarts.
It is rumored that Slytherin, one of the founders of Hogwarts, once raised a monster in the school, and the monster was kept in a secret room that only Slytherin knew.And only the heirs of Slytherin know how to open the Chamber of Secrets.
During the period, Mrs. Norris's cat and some classmates were attacked and petrified inexplicably.
As the teacher of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Gildero is given "high hopes"...but many teachers and students know that the one who is really given high hopes is Professor Mao Shanxue's Uncle Jiu.
The moment Uncle Jiu took out the compass, everyone knew that Uncle Jiu would definitely find something in this wave.
The results were as expected...
Uncle Nine found a few poisonous snakes in the Slytherin common room, but the students were taken aback. He thought that luckily Uncle Nine made his move early, and wondered if they would hang directly after being bitten by the poisonous snakes. Lose.
After learning about this, Li Xian immediately judged something.
I'm afraid that even Uncle Ninth's compass may not be able to find the secret chamber of the basilisk... The reason is not that Uncle Ninth's compass is not powerful enough, but most likely because there are too many poisons and weird things inside Hogwarts .
It seems that there are too many interference sources near the antenna, and it is difficult to achieve accurate positioning after interference is caused.
Of course, Uncle Jiu can also use something similar to invite Kongming lanterns, but this premise requires a medium... This medium is obviously not so easy to find.
But right now...the question that Li Xian has to consider is——
"Good student, you just came back! I've been a little greedy for the past few days as a teacher... I'll leave these long worms to you. I've been raising them for several days, and they are all fat and tender. Tender!"
As Uncle Jiu said, he caught a few poisonous snakes with bright patterns from the cage, and showed them to Li Xian who had just come back to visit him: "This snake yard is indeed a snake yard! The whole dormitory building is a very dark place to raise corpses." ...I knew you should have entered the Snake Court, let Ah Hong practice there, and even without training, the kung fu of sleeping, the kung fu is increasing..."
"its not right!"
Li Xian immediately noticed something: "How can there be snakes in the corpse raising place? Snakes, insects, rats and ants can't avoid the corpse raising place!"
Neville, who followed the storyline, asked with a puzzled expression, "What is the corpse raising place?"
As a senior brother, Li Xian immediately introduced to Neville——
The so-called corpse raising place is based on the theory of burial, that is, when choosing the feng shui of the yin house, it is necessary to pay attention to the "dragon vein" and "acupoint qi", in short, it is the earth qi of the burial cave.
In the many volumes of the Ming, Qing, and Republic of China period Yong'an Fengshui handwritten dragon identification secrets collected by the Daxia Kingdom over the years, there are many records about the "corpse raising place".
Mountain-shaped veins such as "dead tripe point", "dog's head point", "wooden gun head", "pomian Wenqu" and "soil does not make soil" are all vicious places for raising corpses.
In the secret book, there is a poem "Beautiful Secrets of Yin Houses", which says: "It is difficult to recognize the secrets of the sky, and it is even more difficult to be precise. Carefully look for the dragon and recognize the stars. The pulse and heart acupoints are tender, and the wind is hidden to avoid killing the purple clump. If you want to know the golden color of bones and stones, the movement and stillness The yin and yang are separated and combined. This is the noble character of the yin tomb, and it will be passed on to future generations." Many ancient books believe that the "corpse raising place" is the most terrifying, dangerous and taboo cemetery in funeral geomantic omen.
After the body is mistakenly buried in a "corpse raising place", not only will human muscles and internal organs not rot, but hair, teeth, nails, etc. will continue to grow.The corpse absorbs the essence of heaven, earth, mountains and rivers by seizing the light of the sun and the moon, and some body functions are restored to life. It is like a dead soul revived, and then it will turn into a zombie, wandering around and sucking human blood to survive.
......
After listening to Li Xian's explanation, Neville immediately thought of the little zombie Ah Hong.
"So Ah Hong is a product of the corpse farm?"
asked Neville.
Li Xian also looked at Uncle Jiu...Uncle Jiu didn't explain, but just skipped the topic, and then continued to ask:
"So now there are poisonous snakes in the Slytherin common room, the mortuary, what does this mean?"
"Has the corpse farm been destroyed?"
Neville said...
So here comes the point, what caused the destruction of the corpse in the Slytherin common room?Is it accidental or man-made?
As the master, Uncle Jiu started to ask questions for the apprentices again:
"Let me remind you - this corpse farm was recently destroyed."
Neville looked at Uncle Jiu suspiciously: "It was destroyed recently?"
Neville suddenly thought of the recent rumors about the Chamber of Secrets, and immediately asked, "Will it have something to do with the Chamber of Secrets being opened?"
Uncle Jiu stretched his waist, and said lazily: "This is the business of you little fellows... What about the teacher now? I just want to drink a bowl of snake soup!"
"You later."
Li Xian said with a smile: "I will prepare now."
Then, the Hogwarts kitchens.
The elf chef blamed the old man for looking at the so-called snake soup that Li Xian was preparing with a puzzled face:
"Are you sure you can eat this stuff?"
"On our side, we can only know how to cook, but not whether we can eat."
By the way, Li Xian reminded Chef Elf that it is best not to go to the south of their Daxia country, such as Fujian Province.
The elf chef said disdainfully:
"Am I afraid that they will faint from fright when they see me?"
"Don't worry? Fujianese are only afraid of Cantonese. Because Fujianese eat everything, and Cantonese eat even Fujianese."
The two quarreled for a few words.
The snake soup here is almost finished.
Li Xian introduced again:
"Snake meat is delicious, and the soup is better than chicken soup. There are delicacies on the table, and it can also treat rheumatism. My master is getting old, and drinking more snake soup is good for the body..."
Li Xian filled a bowl from a large pot of snake soup, and served it to Uncle Jiu who was waiting for dinner in the auditorium.
Uncle Jiu just took a sip, and showed an expression full of praise, and then arranged for Li Xian: "Share the rest of the snake soup, and give some to Old Dengtou and the others! They are so big, understand more Do something!"
"Understood, Master!"
Li Xian then distributed the remaining snake soup, which was just enough for the four principals plus Principal Dumbledore.
Facing the sudden snake soup... Hufflepuff's dean, Professor Sprout, was the most excited:
"It's the first time I've tasted such delicious food!!! It's a pity that you don't come to our badger yard, Li Xian."
"Look! Even our dear Badger Master says so, the Sorting Hat is blind."
Li Xian scolded the Sorting Hat every day, and then sent the snake soup to Professor Flitwick, the dean of Li Xian's academy. When he learned that the snake soup was more effective in curing rheumatism, Professor Flitwick even wanted to catch some snakes immediately Come back and book the snake soup for the second half of the year.
As for when it was sent to Professor Snape..... The dean of the Snake Academy was as indifferent as ever, and signaled Li Xian to put it down and leave.
When it was sent to Professor McGonagall, Professor McGonagall was also happy...but more curious, his eyes were full of curiosity about the novelty of the Gryffindor Warriors: "Snakes can also do Chengtang? This is the first time I’ve heard of it.”
At this time, Li Xian added with a smile: "Snakes can not only be made into snake soup, but also into dragon and tiger fights!"
"Dragon-tiger fight?"
Professor McGonagall looked at Li Xian with a puzzled expression: "What is a dragon-tiger fight?"
"The dragons in our Daxia country are different from the dragons in your place. There is a saying in our place - a snake becomes a python, a python becomes an anaconda, an anaconda becomes a jiao, and a dragon becomes a dragon! So the dragon and tiger The dragon in the bucket refers to the snake!"
Professor McGonagall looked educated:
"The dragon in the dragon and tiger fight refers to the snake? What about the tiger?"
Looking at the exquisite beating willow coffin, even Uncle Jiu didn't find any faults, let alone Li Xian.
Li Xian looked at little Neville beside him, this guy who was ridiculed since he was a child... finally found a lot of confidence under Uncle Nine's intentional or unintentional care.
Uncle Nine often said to Neville:
"There is a specialization in the art industry, there is no need to use your own shortcomings to compare with others' strengths...find a craft that suits you to study, to study in depth, a unilateral talent is not necessarily better than a generalist genius worse."
And during the public vampire class that day, Uncle Jiu had already proved it in public.Moreover, Hermione, a top student, was used as a foil... Its intentions were so deep that only Dumbledore could see it.
Once again fondling the beating willow coffin, Li Xian asked, "Did you do this while I was in confinement?"
"Yes!"
Neville said: "Originally, it could be faster, but something happened at school recently, so I don't dare to work overtime at night..."
Neville scratched his head in embarrassment, Li Xian patted Neville and encouraged him: "You are already very good, even I can't make such a good coffin!"
Neville, who was encouraged again, smiled happily.
I don't know why, this senior brother in front of you is different from the fiery sun of Uncle Jiu, his care is hot, you can feel the heat, but you dare not look directly at him.But Li Xian, his senior brother in front of him, his care is as gentle as moonlight...
Malfoy also felt this way. The first time Li Xian came back from the Forbidden Forest, Malfoy approached Li Xian and chatted privately:
"Are you sure you don't want the 100 Galleons?"
"What Galleon?"
Li Xian looked at Malfoy suspiciously: "I really don't understand what you're talking about?"
Seeing Malfoy's still arrogant and tangled look, Li Xian smiled suddenly: "How about, in another way, you can help me find out where I can buy house elves, and the account will be settled."
"This news is not worth 100 Galleons."
Malfoy emphasized.
"To me, this news is worth 100 Galleons."
Li Xian smiled.
"Forget it.....Since you are going to make a loss-making business, I don't care. At Christmas, I will write to my family to ask."
Malfoy left after speaking.
And when Li Xian left Hogwarts and was confined in the Forbidden Forest, many things naturally happened here at Hogwarts.
It is rumored that Slytherin, one of the founders of Hogwarts, once raised a monster in the school, and the monster was kept in a secret room that only Slytherin knew.And only the heirs of Slytherin know how to open the Chamber of Secrets.
During the period, Mrs. Norris's cat and some classmates were attacked and petrified inexplicably.
As the teacher of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Gildero is given "high hopes"...but many teachers and students know that the one who is really given high hopes is Professor Mao Shanxue's Uncle Jiu.
The moment Uncle Jiu took out the compass, everyone knew that Uncle Jiu would definitely find something in this wave.
The results were as expected...
Uncle Nine found a few poisonous snakes in the Slytherin common room, but the students were taken aback. He thought that luckily Uncle Nine made his move early, and wondered if they would hang directly after being bitten by the poisonous snakes. Lose.
After learning about this, Li Xian immediately judged something.
I'm afraid that even Uncle Ninth's compass may not be able to find the secret chamber of the basilisk... The reason is not that Uncle Ninth's compass is not powerful enough, but most likely because there are too many poisons and weird things inside Hogwarts .
It seems that there are too many interference sources near the antenna, and it is difficult to achieve accurate positioning after interference is caused.
Of course, Uncle Jiu can also use something similar to invite Kongming lanterns, but this premise requires a medium... This medium is obviously not so easy to find.
But right now...the question that Li Xian has to consider is——
"Good student, you just came back! I've been a little greedy for the past few days as a teacher... I'll leave these long worms to you. I've been raising them for several days, and they are all fat and tender. Tender!"
As Uncle Jiu said, he caught a few poisonous snakes with bright patterns from the cage, and showed them to Li Xian who had just come back to visit him: "This snake yard is indeed a snake yard! The whole dormitory building is a very dark place to raise corpses." ...I knew you should have entered the Snake Court, let Ah Hong practice there, and even without training, the kung fu of sleeping, the kung fu is increasing..."
"its not right!"
Li Xian immediately noticed something: "How can there be snakes in the corpse raising place? Snakes, insects, rats and ants can't avoid the corpse raising place!"
Neville, who followed the storyline, asked with a puzzled expression, "What is the corpse raising place?"
As a senior brother, Li Xian immediately introduced to Neville——
The so-called corpse raising place is based on the theory of burial, that is, when choosing the feng shui of the yin house, it is necessary to pay attention to the "dragon vein" and "acupoint qi", in short, it is the earth qi of the burial cave.
In the many volumes of the Ming, Qing, and Republic of China period Yong'an Fengshui handwritten dragon identification secrets collected by the Daxia Kingdom over the years, there are many records about the "corpse raising place".
Mountain-shaped veins such as "dead tripe point", "dog's head point", "wooden gun head", "pomian Wenqu" and "soil does not make soil" are all vicious places for raising corpses.
In the secret book, there is a poem "Beautiful Secrets of Yin Houses", which says: "It is difficult to recognize the secrets of the sky, and it is even more difficult to be precise. Carefully look for the dragon and recognize the stars. The pulse and heart acupoints are tender, and the wind is hidden to avoid killing the purple clump. If you want to know the golden color of bones and stones, the movement and stillness The yin and yang are separated and combined. This is the noble character of the yin tomb, and it will be passed on to future generations." Many ancient books believe that the "corpse raising place" is the most terrifying, dangerous and taboo cemetery in funeral geomantic omen.
After the body is mistakenly buried in a "corpse raising place", not only will human muscles and internal organs not rot, but hair, teeth, nails, etc. will continue to grow.The corpse absorbs the essence of heaven, earth, mountains and rivers by seizing the light of the sun and the moon, and some body functions are restored to life. It is like a dead soul revived, and then it will turn into a zombie, wandering around and sucking human blood to survive.
......
After listening to Li Xian's explanation, Neville immediately thought of the little zombie Ah Hong.
"So Ah Hong is a product of the corpse farm?"
asked Neville.
Li Xian also looked at Uncle Jiu...Uncle Jiu didn't explain, but just skipped the topic, and then continued to ask:
"So now there are poisonous snakes in the Slytherin common room, the mortuary, what does this mean?"
"Has the corpse farm been destroyed?"
Neville said...
So here comes the point, what caused the destruction of the corpse in the Slytherin common room?Is it accidental or man-made?
As the master, Uncle Jiu started to ask questions for the apprentices again:
"Let me remind you - this corpse farm was recently destroyed."
Neville looked at Uncle Jiu suspiciously: "It was destroyed recently?"
Neville suddenly thought of the recent rumors about the Chamber of Secrets, and immediately asked, "Will it have something to do with the Chamber of Secrets being opened?"
Uncle Jiu stretched his waist, and said lazily: "This is the business of you little fellows... What about the teacher now? I just want to drink a bowl of snake soup!"
"You later."
Li Xian said with a smile: "I will prepare now."
Then, the Hogwarts kitchens.
The elf chef blamed the old man for looking at the so-called snake soup that Li Xian was preparing with a puzzled face:
"Are you sure you can eat this stuff?"
"On our side, we can only know how to cook, but not whether we can eat."
By the way, Li Xian reminded Chef Elf that it is best not to go to the south of their Daxia country, such as Fujian Province.
The elf chef said disdainfully:
"Am I afraid that they will faint from fright when they see me?"
"Don't worry? Fujianese are only afraid of Cantonese. Because Fujianese eat everything, and Cantonese eat even Fujianese."
The two quarreled for a few words.
The snake soup here is almost finished.
Li Xian introduced again:
"Snake meat is delicious, and the soup is better than chicken soup. There are delicacies on the table, and it can also treat rheumatism. My master is getting old, and drinking more snake soup is good for the body..."
Li Xian filled a bowl from a large pot of snake soup, and served it to Uncle Jiu who was waiting for dinner in the auditorium.
Uncle Jiu just took a sip, and showed an expression full of praise, and then arranged for Li Xian: "Share the rest of the snake soup, and give some to Old Dengtou and the others! They are so big, understand more Do something!"
"Understood, Master!"
Li Xian then distributed the remaining snake soup, which was just enough for the four principals plus Principal Dumbledore.
Facing the sudden snake soup... Hufflepuff's dean, Professor Sprout, was the most excited:
"It's the first time I've tasted such delicious food!!! It's a pity that you don't come to our badger yard, Li Xian."
"Look! Even our dear Badger Master says so, the Sorting Hat is blind."
Li Xian scolded the Sorting Hat every day, and then sent the snake soup to Professor Flitwick, the dean of Li Xian's academy. When he learned that the snake soup was more effective in curing rheumatism, Professor Flitwick even wanted to catch some snakes immediately Come back and book the snake soup for the second half of the year.
As for when it was sent to Professor Snape..... The dean of the Snake Academy was as indifferent as ever, and signaled Li Xian to put it down and leave.
When it was sent to Professor McGonagall, Professor McGonagall was also happy...but more curious, his eyes were full of curiosity about the novelty of the Gryffindor Warriors: "Snakes can also do Chengtang? This is the first time I’ve heard of it.”
At this time, Li Xian added with a smile: "Snakes can not only be made into snake soup, but also into dragon and tiger fights!"
"Dragon-tiger fight?"
Professor McGonagall looked at Li Xian with a puzzled expression: "What is a dragon-tiger fight?"
"The dragons in our Daxia country are different from the dragons in your place. There is a saying in our place - a snake becomes a python, a python becomes an anaconda, an anaconda becomes a jiao, and a dragon becomes a dragon! So the dragon and tiger The dragon in the bucket refers to the snake!"
Professor McGonagall looked educated:
"The dragon in the dragon and tiger fight refers to the snake? What about the tiger?"
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