Take Uncle Nine to Hogwarts
Chapter 102
This chapter is also called "Survival in the Forbidden Forest 2 with the Weasley Twins"
.......
"Difficult labor???"
George and Fred looked at Li Xian who was helping the one-armed furbolg with shock and confusion, and saw Li Xian take off his pocket bag and throw it to George and Fred.
"George to find firewood! Get ready to light a fire!"
"Fred! Get the pot out of my bag, there's a stove next to it, and go heat a pot of hot water!"
Seeing the two of them frozen in place because they couldn't understand this scene, Li Xian shouted again:
"Go!!! Bear's life is at stake!!!"
After regaining their senses, the two hurriedly followed Li Xian's instructions and started to get busy.On this side, Li Xian also looked at the dying furbolg:
"You said what you were trying to do at the time, you insisted on peeing in my shelter... You want you to say it directly! Although you said it, I wouldn't give it to you, but let's sit down and discuss it, in case As soon as I found out you were pregnant, would I cut off your hand and reduce you to being bullied by a bunch of warthogs?"
The fur monster snorted twice in anger, and then limp there again powerlessly, watching the breath coming out, or how much breath would go in...
"It's not too late, we can only have a caesarean section!"
When they heard the words "caesarean section", George and Fred were dumbfounded.
In fact, don't say they are ignorant, almost most wizards are obviously ignorant of these.
Take St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Wounds, for example.
As the most important and perhaps the only large-scale general hospital for magical injuries in the wizarding world, the hospital's logo is a cross of a bone and a wand.The medical personnel working in St. Mungo's must undergo rigorous training and have extensive knowledge of all knowledge related to magical medicine and magical injuries.This hospital not only treats wizards or witches who suffer from various magical injuries in the wizarding world, but also treats Muggles under certain circumstances, such as when Muggles suffer from magical injuries.
Interestingly......
It seems that there is no obstetrics and gynecology department here, which is very strange.
Li Xian clearly remembered that Harry, Ron, and Hermione came here in the fifth "Order of the Phoenix".
From the first floor to the sixth floor.There are six different regions
The first floor - Artifact Accident Section: Explosion of cauldron, fire of wand, collision of broom, etc.
Second Floor - Biological Injury Section: stings, burns, embedded thorns, etc.
The third floor—Department of Strange Bacterial Infection: Infectious diseases such as dragon pox, disappearance syndrome, and lymphatic fungal inflammation.
Fourth Floor - Potions and Plant Poisoning: Rash, Nausea, Laughing, etc.
The fifth floor——Spell damage department: magic spells that cannot be removed, wrong spells, etc.
Sixth floor - tea room and shop.
That's right, as the largest hospital, there is no obstetrics and gynecology department.
However, it is not difficult to know its name after careful observation-it is used to treat magic injuries, and having children is not an injury.Presumably there should be another hospital responsible for these!
No matter what it is, Li Xian has not yet learned how to use magic to help the witch give birth.
Right now, he can only use the means he is proficient in... Li Xian first poured a bottle of anesthetic into the mouth of the furbolg who was about to give birth.
"So a C-section is just ripping open the belly and taking the baby out?"
George was full of doubts, while Fred asked:
"Where did you learn this?"
"Muggle medical school."
Li Xian explained, and at the same time used a flying curse on the pocket bag, some alcohol, pliers and other medicines and medical equipment flew out: "I studied there. It was a long time ago... .”
Li Xian thought to himself: That was a matter of the previous life.
George and Fred didn't think much about it. After all, Li Xian knew a lot about him, and they had already gotten used to it.
"Come on, do me a favor, help me wrap these little guys with these quilts! At this time, you must pay attention to keeping warm."
Li Xian reminded that George had already set up a bonfire next to them, and when George and Fred each held a furbolg baby in their arms:
"They're ugly."
"Yeah! Not cute at all!"
Li Xian, who was still welcoming the arrival of the other little ones, added: "Believe me, you will not be more beautiful than them when you are born!"
Here, George and Fred noticed that the bear had opened its eyes. The little guy looked at them with timid eyes, and started rubbing his head against his fingers the next moment.
Li Xian glanced at it: "After the vast majority of animals are born, they will regard the person they see first as their mother. Congratulations! I would like to mention two bear monster babies."
George and Fred, who were disgusted with the ugly two newborn bear monsters for a second, were melted instantly when they watched the two little guys hug their fingers tightly for a sense of security.
Rao, the two who are the kings of pranks, have no other intentions to do other tricks at this moment!
With the birth of the third baby bear, Li Xian also began to cast a healing spell on the bear monster mother who had just given birth, and poured some white fresh essence.
The previous bottle was already used on Priest Qianhe, and this bottle was re-applied from Madam Pomfrey.
Madam Pomfrey, the school doctor, was not stingy about this little guy who would go to such a dangerous place as the Forbidden Forest to punish him.
After seeing the furbolg mother's healing... just to be on the safe side, Li Xian still wrapped her in thick bandages.
"Then just wait for the anesthetic to pass..."
After dealing with the furbolg mother, Li Xian hugged the third furbolg and kept warm by the fire. At the same time, he used the floating spell to move the furbolg mother to the fire.
"Hermione said that you can use the Levitation Charm to lift Neville up now, it seems... her estimate is conservative!"
George couldn't help but praise.
Li Xian just chuckled and asked Fred to help hold the baby. Soon, he came over with three bottles of brewed goat milk.
George and Fred imitated Li Xian and fed goat milk to the cute baby: "Why goat's milk instead of cow's milk, or pig's milk?"
"It's not that you can't drink..."
Li Xian explained: "But goat milk powder contains much more nutrients than cow's milk, and goat milk can also help newborn bear babies protect their intestinal tract and make nutrients easier to absorb. The main reason is the protein content of goat milk. Mainly casein and whey protein. Casein can form larger coagulums under the action of gastric acid. The higher the content, the lower the protein digestion, so the digestibility of goat milk protein is higher than that of cow milk. The fat of goat milk The globular cells are small, only one-third of milk, and the unsaturated fatty acid is twice as high as milk, which is easier to absorb..."
Li Xian uttered a bunch of special medical words, and George and Fred also had the words "don't understand" written all over their faces.
"Do you understand?"
George asked Fred, and Fred said, "I'd be surprised if I understood! I still haven't figured out what a rubber duck does!"
For these two guys who grew up in a wizard family, what Li Xian said was obviously too difficult.
Compared with goat's milk, cow's milk, etc., George and Fred obviously want to know more:
"How did you save a furbolg?"
"It's still a furbolg who fought with you and pissed in your house!"
"Regardless of any species, a mother who is pregnant for ten months should not be killed... This is the law of nature that we should abide by."
In this regard, Li Xian looked at the furbolg mother who was gradually recovering from the anesthesia, and the three of them put the furbolg baby beside her, watching the baby bear crawl into her arms instinctively, even though he was unconscious She also instinctively hugged the furbolg baby nestled in her arms:
"If I hadn't cut off her hand, she wouldn't be able to go through the childbirth safely. Of course, if she wasn't a furmonster mother who was pregnant in October, I would definitely not cut off her hand!!! "
As the night deepened, George and Fred spent the night in Li Xian's broken shelter.
When it was dawn, they hurriedly got up to check on the condition of the furbolg baby last night.
As a result, as soon as he went out, he was almost knocked unconscious by the furbolg mother who was eager to protect the cub.
Fortunately, they hid quickly, and fortunately, they were stopped by the two cute bear babies they hugged to keep warm last night, so the furbolg mother let down her guard.
But when Li Xian came back, the bear monster's mother showed a fierce expression again, and Li Xian sighed helplessly:
"Eldest sister, is this matter over yet? Do you have to ask me to chop off my hand and give you a compensation?"
The bear monster bared its teeth and stared at Li Xian. Li Xian just shook the warty pork that had just shed its skin: "Thanks, I stayed up all night to deliver the baby for you last night, and I even gave you some pork to make up your body!"
After hearing Li Xian's words, the furbolg put away his fangs.
Seeing this, Li Xian immediately threw a whole head of warty pork to the furbolg, and watched the furbolg begin to taste it unceremoniously.
Only then did Li Xian smile, and brought the remaining wart-washed pork to George and Fred:
"Today I'll make stewed cabbage and pork vermicelli for you!"
Although I don't know what Li Xian is talking about...but Li Xian's products must be high-quality goods.
Both George and Fred couldn't help but bleed out.
but......
"Meals are not free!"
Li Xian motioned to George and Fred: "I'm cooking here, you guys go chop trees!"
George asked curiously, "Why cut down trees?"
Li Xian pointed to the shelter that was destroyed by the furbolg and said, "Of course it's a new house!"
Fred asked, "How thick and tall is the tree?"
Li Xian then gestured with his hand: "I want to return such a thick and tall tree!"
"Can you use a spell?"
George and Fred asked next.
Li Xian said directly: "As long as you can get the tree over, you can use Avada to eat big melons!"
"Understood!!! Now go to Avada to eat big melons!!!"
ps: Remind some children's shoes with poor comprehension ability again!This is the fusion world of Uncle Jiu and Harry Potter!Please use a little understanding, please?Always say collapse, collapse, collapse!I especially want to give you a big melon to eat, and it will blow your forehead off!Remind yourself today not to line up with people [-] times! ! !
.......
"Difficult labor???"
George and Fred looked at Li Xian who was helping the one-armed furbolg with shock and confusion, and saw Li Xian take off his pocket bag and throw it to George and Fred.
"George to find firewood! Get ready to light a fire!"
"Fred! Get the pot out of my bag, there's a stove next to it, and go heat a pot of hot water!"
Seeing the two of them frozen in place because they couldn't understand this scene, Li Xian shouted again:
"Go!!! Bear's life is at stake!!!"
After regaining their senses, the two hurriedly followed Li Xian's instructions and started to get busy.On this side, Li Xian also looked at the dying furbolg:
"You said what you were trying to do at the time, you insisted on peeing in my shelter... You want you to say it directly! Although you said it, I wouldn't give it to you, but let's sit down and discuss it, in case As soon as I found out you were pregnant, would I cut off your hand and reduce you to being bullied by a bunch of warthogs?"
The fur monster snorted twice in anger, and then limp there again powerlessly, watching the breath coming out, or how much breath would go in...
"It's not too late, we can only have a caesarean section!"
When they heard the words "caesarean section", George and Fred were dumbfounded.
In fact, don't say they are ignorant, almost most wizards are obviously ignorant of these.
Take St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Wounds, for example.
As the most important and perhaps the only large-scale general hospital for magical injuries in the wizarding world, the hospital's logo is a cross of a bone and a wand.The medical personnel working in St. Mungo's must undergo rigorous training and have extensive knowledge of all knowledge related to magical medicine and magical injuries.This hospital not only treats wizards or witches who suffer from various magical injuries in the wizarding world, but also treats Muggles under certain circumstances, such as when Muggles suffer from magical injuries.
Interestingly......
It seems that there is no obstetrics and gynecology department here, which is very strange.
Li Xian clearly remembered that Harry, Ron, and Hermione came here in the fifth "Order of the Phoenix".
From the first floor to the sixth floor.There are six different regions
The first floor - Artifact Accident Section: Explosion of cauldron, fire of wand, collision of broom, etc.
Second Floor - Biological Injury Section: stings, burns, embedded thorns, etc.
The third floor—Department of Strange Bacterial Infection: Infectious diseases such as dragon pox, disappearance syndrome, and lymphatic fungal inflammation.
Fourth Floor - Potions and Plant Poisoning: Rash, Nausea, Laughing, etc.
The fifth floor——Spell damage department: magic spells that cannot be removed, wrong spells, etc.
Sixth floor - tea room and shop.
That's right, as the largest hospital, there is no obstetrics and gynecology department.
However, it is not difficult to know its name after careful observation-it is used to treat magic injuries, and having children is not an injury.Presumably there should be another hospital responsible for these!
No matter what it is, Li Xian has not yet learned how to use magic to help the witch give birth.
Right now, he can only use the means he is proficient in... Li Xian first poured a bottle of anesthetic into the mouth of the furbolg who was about to give birth.
"So a C-section is just ripping open the belly and taking the baby out?"
George was full of doubts, while Fred asked:
"Where did you learn this?"
"Muggle medical school."
Li Xian explained, and at the same time used a flying curse on the pocket bag, some alcohol, pliers and other medicines and medical equipment flew out: "I studied there. It was a long time ago... .”
Li Xian thought to himself: That was a matter of the previous life.
George and Fred didn't think much about it. After all, Li Xian knew a lot about him, and they had already gotten used to it.
"Come on, do me a favor, help me wrap these little guys with these quilts! At this time, you must pay attention to keeping warm."
Li Xian reminded that George had already set up a bonfire next to them, and when George and Fred each held a furbolg baby in their arms:
"They're ugly."
"Yeah! Not cute at all!"
Li Xian, who was still welcoming the arrival of the other little ones, added: "Believe me, you will not be more beautiful than them when you are born!"
Here, George and Fred noticed that the bear had opened its eyes. The little guy looked at them with timid eyes, and started rubbing his head against his fingers the next moment.
Li Xian glanced at it: "After the vast majority of animals are born, they will regard the person they see first as their mother. Congratulations! I would like to mention two bear monster babies."
George and Fred, who were disgusted with the ugly two newborn bear monsters for a second, were melted instantly when they watched the two little guys hug their fingers tightly for a sense of security.
Rao, the two who are the kings of pranks, have no other intentions to do other tricks at this moment!
With the birth of the third baby bear, Li Xian also began to cast a healing spell on the bear monster mother who had just given birth, and poured some white fresh essence.
The previous bottle was already used on Priest Qianhe, and this bottle was re-applied from Madam Pomfrey.
Madam Pomfrey, the school doctor, was not stingy about this little guy who would go to such a dangerous place as the Forbidden Forest to punish him.
After seeing the furbolg mother's healing... just to be on the safe side, Li Xian still wrapped her in thick bandages.
"Then just wait for the anesthetic to pass..."
After dealing with the furbolg mother, Li Xian hugged the third furbolg and kept warm by the fire. At the same time, he used the floating spell to move the furbolg mother to the fire.
"Hermione said that you can use the Levitation Charm to lift Neville up now, it seems... her estimate is conservative!"
George couldn't help but praise.
Li Xian just chuckled and asked Fred to help hold the baby. Soon, he came over with three bottles of brewed goat milk.
George and Fred imitated Li Xian and fed goat milk to the cute baby: "Why goat's milk instead of cow's milk, or pig's milk?"
"It's not that you can't drink..."
Li Xian explained: "But goat milk powder contains much more nutrients than cow's milk, and goat milk can also help newborn bear babies protect their intestinal tract and make nutrients easier to absorb. The main reason is the protein content of goat milk. Mainly casein and whey protein. Casein can form larger coagulums under the action of gastric acid. The higher the content, the lower the protein digestion, so the digestibility of goat milk protein is higher than that of cow milk. The fat of goat milk The globular cells are small, only one-third of milk, and the unsaturated fatty acid is twice as high as milk, which is easier to absorb..."
Li Xian uttered a bunch of special medical words, and George and Fred also had the words "don't understand" written all over their faces.
"Do you understand?"
George asked Fred, and Fred said, "I'd be surprised if I understood! I still haven't figured out what a rubber duck does!"
For these two guys who grew up in a wizard family, what Li Xian said was obviously too difficult.
Compared with goat's milk, cow's milk, etc., George and Fred obviously want to know more:
"How did you save a furbolg?"
"It's still a furbolg who fought with you and pissed in your house!"
"Regardless of any species, a mother who is pregnant for ten months should not be killed... This is the law of nature that we should abide by."
In this regard, Li Xian looked at the furbolg mother who was gradually recovering from the anesthesia, and the three of them put the furbolg baby beside her, watching the baby bear crawl into her arms instinctively, even though he was unconscious She also instinctively hugged the furbolg baby nestled in her arms:
"If I hadn't cut off her hand, she wouldn't be able to go through the childbirth safely. Of course, if she wasn't a furmonster mother who was pregnant in October, I would definitely not cut off her hand!!! "
As the night deepened, George and Fred spent the night in Li Xian's broken shelter.
When it was dawn, they hurriedly got up to check on the condition of the furbolg baby last night.
As a result, as soon as he went out, he was almost knocked unconscious by the furbolg mother who was eager to protect the cub.
Fortunately, they hid quickly, and fortunately, they were stopped by the two cute bear babies they hugged to keep warm last night, so the furbolg mother let down her guard.
But when Li Xian came back, the bear monster's mother showed a fierce expression again, and Li Xian sighed helplessly:
"Eldest sister, is this matter over yet? Do you have to ask me to chop off my hand and give you a compensation?"
The bear monster bared its teeth and stared at Li Xian. Li Xian just shook the warty pork that had just shed its skin: "Thanks, I stayed up all night to deliver the baby for you last night, and I even gave you some pork to make up your body!"
After hearing Li Xian's words, the furbolg put away his fangs.
Seeing this, Li Xian immediately threw a whole head of warty pork to the furbolg, and watched the furbolg begin to taste it unceremoniously.
Only then did Li Xian smile, and brought the remaining wart-washed pork to George and Fred:
"Today I'll make stewed cabbage and pork vermicelli for you!"
Although I don't know what Li Xian is talking about...but Li Xian's products must be high-quality goods.
Both George and Fred couldn't help but bleed out.
but......
"Meals are not free!"
Li Xian motioned to George and Fred: "I'm cooking here, you guys go chop trees!"
George asked curiously, "Why cut down trees?"
Li Xian pointed to the shelter that was destroyed by the furbolg and said, "Of course it's a new house!"
Fred asked, "How thick and tall is the tree?"
Li Xian then gestured with his hand: "I want to return such a thick and tall tree!"
"Can you use a spell?"
George and Fred asked next.
Li Xian said directly: "As long as you can get the tree over, you can use Avada to eat big melons!"
"Understood!!! Now go to Avada to eat big melons!!!"
ps: Remind some children's shoes with poor comprehension ability again!This is the fusion world of Uncle Jiu and Harry Potter!Please use a little understanding, please?Always say collapse, collapse, collapse!I especially want to give you a big melon to eat, and it will blow your forehead off!Remind yourself today not to line up with people [-] times! ! !
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