Football: the history of the first ball

Manchester City fans did not expect to score Xiao Jian's 63-meter ultra-long-range lob shot, but when the ball entered the goal, Manchester City fans suddenly went crazy, and they cheered all over the field.

Because the [-] fans of the Crystal Palace team were all stunned and dumbfounded.

It has to be said that Xiao Jian's goal was extremely exciting, with a super long-range lob over 60 meters, watching the replay on the big screen of the stadium, the ball was like a shooting star from the sky, crossed a perfect trajectory in the air, and entered the goal.

Such a wonderful shot, the fans of Crystal Palace are just a pity that it was not kicked by their own team.

Seeing the surprised look of the son of a bitch Manchester City fans, the Crystal Palace fans were so angry that they blew their beards and stared, as if they had drunk a bottle of old vinegar.

"His grandma, how lucky is he to go to Manchester City, it used to be with our Crystal Palace.

"You asked that Huaxia kid to hit the ball ten more times, and he couldn't score, but they just shot the goal this time, and they scored. Alas, this kid, he is really lucky."

"It was this Huaxia kid who stole our luck. You see, we shot seven times in 10 minutes in the first half, and didn't score a single goal. Manchester City just shot a goal, and it was still a 63-meter lob. From such a long distance, even if the goalkeeper finishes with his girlfriend, he still has time to confiscate the ball."

"Look, the goalkeeper is arranging his hair. The son of a bitch, next time he's so stinky, I'll just pluck the hair off his head."

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The bullet screens of major media are all over the screen.

TikTok football internet celebrity I'm crazy for the ball Because of the broadcast of Xiao Jian, his fans have reached 800 million. With this account, he can support his family and even buy a car and a house. He has reached the pinnacle of his life with just one account.

So he was very excited.

Xiao Jian's performance is good, the more people come to his live broadcast room.

He was frothing, shouting hoarsely, praising Xiao Jian with shameless and extremely exaggerated words.

This is the benefit of the self-media. If it was explained in Sports Wutai, it would probably have been kicked out by the leaders.

But the fans love it.

They are fans of Xiao Jian, and a large part of them are female fans. No matter how exaggerated you brag, they are happy to give little hearts and gifts.

Whoever blackmails Xiao Jian in the barrage will be ruthlessly attacked by the group.

The attack power of the brainless powder is not covered.

This is the general comment from female fans.

"Xiao Jian is so handsome, I love it."

"I've never seen such a handsome little brother who plays football in Huaxia."

"I dreamed about my little brother last night, you are not allowed to rob me."

"You all look at his good-looking face, but I love to look at his legs. His two long legs are really powerful."

"The male fan was so angry that he directly scolded the female fan: "You like his third long leg, right? "

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Fans who know football hate female fans commenting on Xiao Jian's language the most. Their comments are always closely related to appearance, but they have nothing to do with football.

This is really a tragedy for the players.

Seeing that Xiao Jian had broken the spell, the Manchester City players immediately relaxed a lot.

It still depends on Xiao Jian, Gua Shuai's vision is really poisonous.It turned out that it was not the wizard who could break the spell, but NO.17 Xiao Jian.

The teammates rushed over and hugged Xiao Jian together.

They rubbed Xiao Jian's hair intimately into a chicken coop.

This caused dissatisfaction from many female fans: "It's really rude, I can't score goals, and I messed up my little brother's hairstyle."

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The Manchester City teammates didn't stack the Arhat again because Xiao Jian told them that it wasn't a major victory, so don't stack that thing.

I don't know if it's true or not, but my teammates are too scared to press.No one wanted to lie on Xiao Jian's body and smell the fart, unable to move yet.

Maybe the Crystal Palace fans were right, it was indeed Xiao Jian who stole their luck.

In the next game, Manchester City finally reacted from the panic. They began to gradually grasp the possession of the ball.

And Xiao Jian was closely guarded by Crystal Palace players.

Xiao Jian also had a confrontation with his big brother Fan Zhiyi.

He didn't use his skill card. After receiving the ball, he wanted to see if his current level could surpass Fan Zhiyi's. He has a high speed of 10 seconds for 3 meters.

He came with fried meatballs, Fan Zhiyi was unmoved, Xiao Jian rushed directly from Fan Zhiyi's side at high speed.

As a result, Fan Zhiyi's long legs were precisely stretched out, and Xiao Jian's ball was easily broken by Fan Zhiyi.

Still fried meatballs without using skill cards, Xiao Jian's fried meatballs were not good enough in Fan Zhiyi's eyes.

People can't pass the ball.

Xiao Jian couldn't help admiring him secretly.

I am at the top level of the world's third-rate football stars, but compared with Brother Fan, there is still a clear gap.

For foreigners, Xiao Jian will not use the system, this is his insistence.

He doesn't want to show off on the heads of players from his own country with the super strength obtained by skill cards in the Premier League.

So he decided to bypass Fan Zhiyi in the next breakthrough and shot.

In the first half, there were exchanges between the two sides, and Crystal Palace's offense was still more threatening.

Their running distance far exceeds that of Manchester City. Guashuai, who has been dissatisfied outside the field, calmed down after Xiao Jian scored the lob. He rested his chin and carefully observed every inch of the change on the field.

The first half of the game was finally over, and the Crystal Palace players frowned, shook their heads, and walked off the field with dissatisfaction.

And Manchester City's players looked relaxed when they came off the pitch.

For the first time, they took the lead at home in Crystal Palace, and they had a huge psychological advantage.

During the intermission, in the locker room of Crystal Palace, Patrick Vieira was not angry. When he waited for the players to quiet down, he waved his fist and said loudly: "In the first half, we played very well, better than we did last year. Both games against Manchester City were good in the league.

In our home court, Manchester City has always been treated like grass chickens. They are all like girls with weak legs in our home court. You didn't watch them play like a pile of stinky shit.If Xiao Jian hadn't played a lucky ball, they would have been crawling and howling at our feet, trembling. "

The emotions of the players were immediately mobilized by him.

Everyone raised their heads.

Eto'o shook his fist and shouted: "In the second half, we must take back the advantage that God gave us over Manchester City. We must run crazily, we must counterattack crazily, and we must defend crazily. Take three points at home. Lose, I can leave, but they are a bunch of grass chickens, will you agree to a bunch of grass chickens taking three points from the feet of our Crystal Palace Warriors?"

The players' blood boiled immediately, they jumped up and shouted: "No, absolutely not."

The players yelled: "We must beat Manchester City, they are a bunch of grass chickens, they are a pile of stinky shit."

"Kill them in the second half!"