Overlords in the Marvel Universe

Doujie, Earth n, Manhattan Police Department, New York.

"Oh my God! @《$?0?6$#'s, what the hell, they locked me up with a talking male duck?!" In the detention room of the police station, dressed as a homeless man The man protested loudly, "I have rights, I have human rights, I have human rights in New York State! They can't lock me up with a duck!"

"Shut your stinking mouth, you dirty hairless orangutan." Howard the Duck said sullenly.

As a duck who can talk, know kung fu, has been a ninja, a presidential candidate, and even participated in a George Oscar movie, Howard the Duck came to the earth in a parallel universe many years ago, and in this world for him It is said that the extremely crazy world behaves extremely normal!

"Howard Duck! You can go!" The police officer with the report in his hand yelled into the detention room, "Also, Tara Tam, you can go too."

Tara Tam is a black woman with various tattoos all over her body. Like Howard the Duck, she was temporarily detained by the New York police for being suspected of participating in a violent street brawl.

"Okay, I heard that someone is allergic to feathers in a human cell." Howard the Duck, who walked out of the cell, complained unhappily.

"Your feathers tickle my nose! And I'm innocent! I didn't kill that guy!"

"Gah, this is an insult!" Howard the Duck held up his hands, as if he wanted to uphold justice, "You will receive a complaint from my lawyer, this is a distortion of justice!"

"We have never seen your lawyer's complaint, duck." The black sheriff pushed open the door next to him, "Don't rush to leave, come here, I have a few questions for you."

"See? You addict, he said I can go!" Howard the Duck challenged the homeless man who was allergic to its feathers across the confinement room.

"And frankly, I also have a few questions to ask you, ma'am." The black sheriff also stopped Tara Tam who was on the side.

"Why? I've never seen this duck next to me." Tara Tam pointed at Howard's strange duck with a confused expression.

"Because you two really have some very interesting resemblance," said the black sheriff. "You two are regulars here because you're always getting into trouble."

"But a few months ago, neither of you had any identification records, it was like popping out of a rock, and I think it's very interesting to be honest."

"Actually, I'm a very good tattoo artist." Tara Tam explained, "My parents kept me hidden until the end of a certain relationship "Superhero War of Human Destiny". Decided to move here to live."

"As for me..." Howard Strange Duck straightened the top hat on his head, "I'm a talking duck! My life was supposed to be smooth sailing, but that damned intersection of parallel universes brought me to this crazy place. world!"

There was a hint of collapse in Howard's strange voice, "My life has been misplaced to another dimension! Mike!"

Mike was the black sheriff's name, "That's Agent Coulson, Duck, you know him, a real 'Detective'."

"Okay, okay, congratulations to him for being born a male human being, and he's still a white man." Howard said strangely.

"Hey! Believe it or not, I'll throw you in the detention center next time?" Mike said angrily.

Mike's apparent identity is the sheriff of the New York City Police Department, but in fact he is a non-staff member of S.H.I.E.L.D. who is responsible for dealing with "travelers" or "smugglers" like Howard Duck and Tara Tam. related cases.

Just like this time, a duck and an ordinary person are not too dangerous, and Howard the Duck and Mike can be regarded as "old acquaintances".

"What does he mean by all that? Duck?" After walking out of the gate of the police station, Tara Tam asked Howard the strange duck curiously.

"Oh, Coulson is a good human being, but he often follows my tail." Howard blamed the duck with a look of nostalgia on his face, "He is jealous of me, because as a private detective, I obviously want to He is better than his public meal, what do you have in Mike's hands?"

After finishing speaking, Howard Strange Duck asked Tara Tam.

"I don't know." Tara Tam shook her head. "They always put me in the police station because I hit a bad guy. It's like beating a bad guy is a crime. I really can't do it." understand the world."

"It seems that we are the same, sister." Howard the Duck took the initiative to extend his right wing (hand?) to Tara Tam in a very gentlemanly manner, "Get to know me, my name is Howard"

"My name is Tara." Tara Tam shook hands with Howard Duck politely, and there was a soft touch in the palm, as if stroking a cat, "So, you are a private Detective? Uh... like helping people find missing family members, or helping catch dangerous murderers?"

"That was the idea when I first started this business a few months ago." Howard said helplessly, "To be honest, most of the jobs I can get now are helping people cheat insurance or catch mistresses, and investigate cheating or something like that, but I guarantee these cases will be absolutely thrilling."

Compared with a private detective, Howard Duck feels that his current job is more like opening a "house of everything".

"Then why do you still do this?" Tara Tam asked puzzled.

"I think maybe it's to change my ordinary life situation and experience a relatively difficult duck life..."

"Man, your free and easy attitude towards life is really worth learning." When passing an intersection, Tara Tam stopped, and then pointed to a tattoo parlor not far away and introduced, "Here I am, If one day you want to give your...feathers a new look, you can come to me anytime."

"Thanks, doll, it's good to know you." Howard's duckbill showed a cartoon smile, "You know, it's really rare to meet a human being who is not intimidated by my furry and cute appearance."

"I've seen a lot of foreign visitors." Tara Tam who was opening the door smiled back, "Also, if you call me a doll again, I'll tie your legs together and hang them up."

"No problem, see you later, 'female human'."