Sorry, the thing is like this, my dad is lazy, he doesn't want to go to the street, so he has to find someone to run away.

My sister and I are the only ones at home who can do anything about him. Normally, my sister would naturally do this kind of thing, but today her aunt came to greet her. She felt uncomfortable and refused to move.

There is no way, I have to go, right?

On this street, it is really spectacular, one car after another, forming several long queues.

No, because of this, I came back late, so I can't update it, sorry!

By the way, let me take this opportunity to count. I'm almost finished writing this world. What kind of world do you want for the next world?Leave a comment, let me see!

Well, the next step is to make up the words, otherwise my request for leave will not be published. (t﹏t)ノ|wall

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In China, there are three marriage gods.

The rabbit god is in charge of men and women, the witch is in charge of women and women, and the moon is in charge of men and women.

They all have one thing in common.

That is, they are all in charge of the world, the most beautiful love.

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A teacher asked a boy what he wanted to be when he grew up.

The boy stood up and said, "I want to be a girl."

The whole class burst into laughter.

Only the boy at the next table had red eyes and didn't say a word.

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During SARS in 03, a boy was infected and his family members had to sign.

The boy's parents couldn't make it, and the other boy cried to death.

Because he can't sign on the lover's column.

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"Grandma, I have someone I like."

"Then take her home for dinner!"

"But he's a boy."

"Boys have to eat too!"

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I saw someone getting married on the side of the road, so I stood there for a while.

Thinking about it, maybe I can get a few wedding candies.

Behind the tree, the bridesmaid wept and kissed the lips of the make-up bride, saying:

"This is the last time I will kiss you."

I got the wedding candy, but it was bitter.

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"Why does my sister like girls?"

The father was stunned for a while, and then said to his son, "Do you like girls?"

"Like it!"

"Then why can't my sister like it?"

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In high school, I liked a brother who slept in the top bunk.

He is good-looking and likes playing basketball very much.

Every time after he played basketball, he would sweat profusely and grab my water to drink, and he always liked to rub my hair.

Always like to hit me over the head with little notes all the way to graduation.

Everyone left, and I opened the paper ball when I was packing up.

It read: If only you were a girl.

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I read a story before, but I can't remember exactly.

In World War II, there was a team that was all gay.

Their lovers are behind them, so they must go to battle.

Some people live, some people die in battle.

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The bride throws the hydrangea to the boy she most wanted to marry at the beginning.

The groom's eyes were red, looking at the girl in the corner, smiling and wiping her tears.

The best man hid in a corner, watched the groom, and finally wailed.

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When I was a child, I loved to cry very much. My mother said to me: "If you cry again, the police uncle will take you away."

As soon as I was afraid, I stopped my voice.

As a result, when I grew up, I really fell in love with a policeman. We were together for six years, and the parents of both parties had trouble for six years.

In the end, he chose to live a normal life and married someone else.

On the day of his wedding, I was half-sitting at the door of our house when I suddenly remembered something.

I said to my mother: "I'm crying now, will the police uncle take me away?"

Mom is crying.

Are you wondering, "he chose to return to normal life", what does that mean?

You listen to me, and then my mother said: "It's my mother's fault that she failed to make you a girl."

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Little girl: "Mom, why are those two brothers hugging each other and crying?"

Mom: "Because they love each other, but they have to separate because of the secular world."

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On the night of your wedding, I didn't cry or make a fuss. I turned my phone on airplane mode and opened WeChat.

I have heard the phrase you said "I will marry you on the legal day" countless times.

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Dad, I'm in love with a classmate.

It's ok, then you have to treat others well, it's just puppy love, I'm not that rigid.

Dad put away the newspaper in his hand and muttered to himself, "I really miss the love in school!"

After a while, Dad suddenly came back to his senses and shouted: "Son, didn't you go to an all-boys school?"

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Two boys fall in love, that's called cleanliness.

When two girls fall in love, that's called tenderness.

When a man and a woman fall in love, that is called happiness.

But they are also called, love!

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Do you know why Cupid closes his eyes when he shoots an arrow?

Because of love, regardless of gender!

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To believe is to exist, to exist is to be reasonable!

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The moon can bend, and the lily can bloom...

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your whole life,

I only borrow one ride,

This journey is the rest of my life.

……

about you,

I know very little,

But never forget.

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In the moonlight there are two shadows,

one is mine,

The other one is also mine.

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There are three thousand floating worlds, my love has three,

Sir Moon,

The sun is the morning, the moon is the twilight, and the Qing is the morning and the evening.

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At a glance, it is as light as a bird,

The two met and fell in love with each other,

Three lives is to continue the frontier.

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The white horse is too short,

seasons change,

I love you not overnight.

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I like you,

The first line is false,

The second line is also false.

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And you came to me with a smile,

Between moonlight and snow,

You are the third kind of stunning beauty.

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your name,

became my shortest,

Three-character love letter.

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light came in,

I looked up,

That's just what you look like.

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Birds dive into the wind,

The fish jumped into the water,

You hit your heart.

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The eyes are always out of proportion,

at each time,

When I see you.

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Spring comes and summer goes,

Harvest in autumn and hide in winter,

We come to Japan for a long time.

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When I get drunk, I don't know the sky is in the water,

The boat is full of clear dreams and crushes the galaxy.

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People in Shenlin don't know,

The bright moon comes to take pictures.

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Don't worry about the road ahead and no confidant,

No one in the world knows you.

……

Why should Qiang Di blame the willows,

The spring breeze never stops Yumen Pass.

……

Bamboo sticks and mango shoes lighter than horses,

A smoky rain and a life.

……

Yun Xiang's clothes are so beautiful,

The spring breeze is blowing on the threshold of Revlon.

……

People look for him thousands of Baidu,

Looking back,

The man was in the dimly lit place.

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If he is drenched in snow,

This life is also considered a total whitehead.

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Lying in the middle of the night listening to the wind and rain,

The Iron Horse Glacier fell into a dream.

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Jun Wen has no return period,

Bashan rains at night and rises in the autumn pond.

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Where to wake up tonight?

Willow bank, dawn and waning moon.

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The east wind releases the trees in front of the court at night,

Clouds and mists circle Mianshan.

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Floating light jumps into gold,

The still shadow sinks the jade.

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People have lovesickness and send the bright moon,

When the moon is tired, it falls on the branches.

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Last night, the rain was dredging and the wind was sudden, and the heavy sleep could not eliminate the residual wine.Tried the questionnaire, but said that Haitang was still the same.

It's useless until lovesickness is gone, but melancholy is madness.

once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking.

The belt gradually widened and he didn't regret it.

Guan Guan Jujiu, in the continent of the river. A gentle lady, a gentleman is so charming.

Going to the old Mingyue Road again, the cuffs are fragrant and cold, and the heart is bitterer than Qiulian.

The life and death agreement is broad, talk to Zicheng, hold the hand of the son, and grow old together with the son.

As soon as I climbed the building, I felt that the spring river was full of tears, endlessly flowing, and many sorrows.

Falling flowers are independent, and the Swift is flying.

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