Hokage: Warring States Gu Master, Dance with Madara

"I see~ I see~ I see~" (I passed by it three days ago and I don't know where it is now. I'll ask other insects for you.)

"Buzz buzz~ buzz buzz~" (Thank you, brother, big brother, this idiot behind you is looking for his master.)

"I know it~ I know it~ I know it~" (I found it. The other sisters said that the boss and the boss were heading south.)

"Buzz~buzz~buzz buzz~" (The range is so huge!)

Uchiha Madara:  …

He began to wonder how Quan Nai and Cang Yue communicated with these insects, and why he couldn't understand a word they said.

"Where is Cang Yue? Are you in danger?"

"I see~ I see~ I see~" (Going to the south, follow one of the roads and ask the sisters in front of you.)

"Buzz buzz~ buzz buzz~" (Go south, I will lead the way!)

Uchiha Madara:  …

A cicada and a mutated parasitic insect flashed their wings and kept surrounding Uchiha Madara, trying to urge him to chase people.

Uchiha Madara didn't understand what it meant at all, thinking they were hungry, so he grabbed a handful of insect food from the bag, sprinkled it on the ground like feeding chickens, and urged: "Eat quickly!"

cicada:......

"I see~I see~I see~~┗|｀o′|┛" (Why are you with such a fool? What is he doing? I am a cicada, not a chicken!)

Mutated parasite:...

"Buzz buzz~ buzz~ buzz~ buzz eng~" (Brother, I'm sorry, he relies on his face, not his IQ. Please bear with me, I will tell him in a retarded way.)

The mutated parasite fell on Uchiha Madara's hand and turned into a south character to guide him.

"Going south?"

Watching the words on his hand disappear and the bug return to its original state, Uchiha Madara believed that bugs can only work when they are full of food and drink, so that for the rest of the journey, the mutant parasitic bugs will be stuffed with bug food every hour .

"Motor~Motor~"

The man who looked like the wind, Senju Hashirama, floated over and hugged Uchiha's thigh, crying and starting to complain.

Seeing Hashirama hanging on his thigh, and the snot and tears smeared on his pants, Uchiha Madara's eyes twitched, and he grabbed Hashirama's hair and threw him out.

Looking at Hashirama who was thrown on the tree and couldn't pick it off, Uchiha Madara looked ferocious and shouted: "Hashira! He's still green, the soil is dead."

"Madara, let's go find Cang Yue together! Cang Yue's mother said that he took his children to travel around the mountains and rivers. Let's find him to relax for a while. I have already initiated a truce."

Senju Hashirama fell from the tree, scratched his head and laughed. After laughing, he excitedly invited Uchiha Madara to accompany him. Who made him run out of money!

"roll!"

If it had been the case, he would never have spoken so harshly. Ever since their Senju leaked the news about Cang Yue, his brotherly love for Hashirama had only been the same as that of building the village together.

Especially because he didn't want to hear anything, so he just went to his point of disco.

"Madara, don't be so cold! I didn't expect Cang Yue's son to be born first. I was still thinking of treating you to a wedding banquet when my son is born! Who do you think Cang Yue's wife is...who... ...ah?!"

Hashirama noticed that the Uchiha next to him had a gloomy expression and had already issued a Susan warning. He was so frightened that he took a few steps back and fell into depression.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that Cang Yue has a son and a wife in front of you..."

Uchiha Madara's mouth twitched when he saw this, and he said in disgust: "This problem of yours... why haven't you been cured yet?"

"But..." Hashirama showed a particularly ungrateful expression, "You always have such a gloomy face. Not to mention your son, your wife can't be found. You can only watch me and Cang Yue's wife and children having sex on the hot bed. !”

Madara was so angry at what he said that he pointed at him and shouted: "Asshole, get out of here, it's all because of you wandering around in front of me that I can't find my wife, I can't find Cang Yue, and I can't find Cang Yue. It was you who caused it, get away from me!"

"Hey, can you please be reasonable? How can you blame me if you don't find a wife? Look at Cang Yue. She has more girlfriends than you throw out shurikens! Now I don't know who my wife is, and my children are all Got it."

"Don't follow me!"

Uchiha Madara took a deep breath, ignored him, and headed south.

In order to rush on the road, Madara always took bingliangwan to satisfy his hunger. When he finished eating the bingliangwan, he stopped at a small restaurant.

Since all of Hashirama's money had been gambled away, he squatted pitifully at the door, occasionally glancing at Madara who was eating a hot meal with a resentful look.

"Banban..." Hashirama called out pitifully.

This cry made Uchiha Madara get goosebumps all over his body. He felt a little helpless in his disgust, and felt a little pitiful for him. He said arrogantly: "I'm full, and I'll give you the leftovers."

Seeing Madara's soft heart, Hashirama immediately raised a sunny and kind smile, "Madara is the gentlest."

Uchiha Madara shuddered when he heard this, and distanced himself from him in disgust, "Don't be so disgusting."

"Really? Cang Yue often calls you that! You haven't seen you dislike it so much, but Cang Yue does look better when she smiles. His son should be as good-looking as him!"

Hashirama was talking to himself as he was eating, without noticing that Uchiha Madara had given a Sharingan warning.

"So full, so full. I haven't had such a delicious meal in a long time."

Senju Hashirama ate all the food on the table, patted his swollen belly, and sighed happily.

Uchiha Madara had three black lines hanging on his head and asked: "Hey, are you Senju so poor already?"

"Ah hahaha, it's a long story. I just made a few bets, and then..."

Hashirama began to tell how he killed everyone in the casino at first, then lost everything, and finally slipped out of the casino in an instant.

Uchiha Madara:  …

The relaxation of the meal prevented the two from becoming at war with each other, and the journey changed from one person's journey to two people looking for Cang Yue together.

The uninformed Oil Girl Cang Yue was holding the clone of the Evil Insect Emperor in her hand, "Insect Dan'er, think about it carefully, where is the other country? Where is your Insect great-grandson? And what's more? How did you, a male insect, become the insect king? Logically speaking, shouldn’t all insects be female kings?”

Faced with a series of questions from Aburame Cangyue, Chongdaner's mini clone jumped on Aburame Qi's head with long fangs and claws, and shouted angrily: "What is your dog's name! It's been so long that I forgot!" What’s wrong with me, a male insect? I became the insect king by virtue of my ability to lay eggs! You are so envious! I quit!”

Oil Girl Cang Yue:......

Aburame Su:......

Aburame Cangyue grabbed the mini clone of the parasite from Aburame Su's head, grabbed its androgynous bean sprouts, and threatened: "Say what you just said again."