Fantasia: The blind man at the beginning starts with playing the erhu

Shushan, the sun is shining brightly.

The sun like a fireball hangs in the air, and the clouds seem to be burned by the sun.

Li Pingan was walking on the road to the main peak. There were a lot of people on the main peak today, most of them were new disciples who gathered together in twos and threes.

Some old disciples are mixed in, it is very easy to distinguish.

Freshmen dressed and groomed as if they were going to a catwalk, with an early-morning silliness in their eyes.

Li Pingan put his hands behind his back, and Lao Niu followed behind him slowly.

Under the blowing of the mountain wind, his steps were steady.

"The fresh blood of Shushan~"

Li Pingan said with emotion.

"In a blink of an eye, we all became senior brothers."

"Moo~"

Red flags are fluttering, gongs and drums are loud, and colorful flags are flying.

Some old disciples helped new disciples carry their luggage, register their names, and introduce the busy scene of various peaks in Shushan.

Of course, the objects of help are more beautiful junior sisters.

The girls who embarked on the road of cultivation have good looks.

She smiled like a flower, and exuded a faint blue breath, which added a bit of brilliance to Shushan.

Liu Ergou stood under a banner, his face was a bit vicissitudes, and he had a beard.

After the foundation was damaged, he changed his look.

At the moment, more like a bandit.

Standing under the sky, a little melancholy.

A feeling of refusal to be thousands of miles away.

It made a new disciple with a petite face linger for a long time, not daring to go forward.

After a while, Liu Ergou let out a breath.

He stopped the disciple and walked forward.

"Do you want to know something? Don't worry, I don't eat people."

The girl was amused by his words, and raised her eyes to look at this senior brother with a melancholy temperament.

Liu Ergou had a smile on his face, but his eyes were deep, but with a hint of worry that was not easy to detect.

"Hello, brother."

Li Pingan walked among them, glanced intentionally or unintentionally, with a faint smile on his face.

He and Lao Niu walked through it, feeling the excitement, but did not participate in it.

He went straight to the logistics department of the Disciplinary Department.

An old man with a solemn face stood by the long table, holding a thin veneer paper in his hand, on which a long list was densely written.

Reimbursement form of Tongtian Peak, daily expenses: 120 rolls of paper to wipe your ass.

21 pieces of common clothes in summer.

In addition, there are insecticides, tolls, office fees, water fees, Tongtianfeng maintenance fees...

The old man frowned and said, "There is nothing wrong with everything else, but this ass-wiping...paper? Why do you need so much?"

Li Pingan said in a deep voice, "Elder Wu, you haven't wiped your butt for a long time. You don't understand the current market situation. Now you use so much paper to wipe your butt."

Elder Wu showed a suspicious expression, didn't he?

"Yeah, maybe I can still fool you."

Although Elder Wu didn't believe Li Pingan's rhetoric, he also knew the truth that true knowledge came from practice.

He has been fasting for many years, and he doesn't know what it's like to poop.

Elder Wu, who has always been rigorous, had no choice but to approve the note.

Li Pingan and Lao Niu left happily.

You can add an extra egg to your noodles today.

"hateful!"

Elder Wu snorted.

The next day, two disciples were playing in the grass.

"Well, what does it smell like?"

A disciple suddenly moved his nose slightly.

Feces molecules were caught in the air, and there was a rustling movement not far away.

"Hey, it must be a newcomer disciple, or a disciple of Handyman Peak.

Walk!Let's go and tease him. "

The two disciples sneaked past without making a sound, and suddenly jumped out.

Get ready to scare the guy.

"what!!!"

"...... Elder Wu?"

The two disciples were taken aback.

Elder Wu squatted on the ground with a serious expression on his face.

Showing her big white buttocks, she raised her eyes slightly.

The awkward atmosphere lasted for a few seconds.

"Are you just standing here and watching?"

The two disciples took a deep breath and looked at each other.

Immediately, he took off his pants and squatted on the ground.

With one voice: "Elder Wu, in fact, we are shitting too."

Elder Wu: "There is no need to do this."

After half an hour.

Elder Wu raised his pants and stood up again, snorting coldly.

"Heh, Li Pingan is really lying to me, he doesn't need so much paper to wipe his ass.

Sample, wait for me! ! "

..............

Tongtian Peak.

"is it here?"

"Well, here it is."

Two girls in pink clothes and green clothes walked on the mountain road leading to Tongtian Peak.

It was the two sisters Wei Jing and Wei An.

Yesterday, I had a quick meeting with the man in green shirt from Tongtian Peak.

For convenience, he pointed out the hidden dangers of Wei Jing's Shenmen and Neiguan points.

The fact is exactly as the other party said, every midnight, Wei Jing can feel a dull pain in the two acupoints.

This problem gets worse with age.

I also found some doctors at home, and they continued to use heavy medicines, but none of them worked.

Yesterday, the other party ran away in a hurry without leaving a name.

But fortunately, after a little inquiring, you will know.

In Tongtian Peak, besides the master Qingfeng, there is only one disciple, Li Pingan.

When the two climbed to Tongtian Peak, they were wondering where to go next.

Suddenly, I caught a glimpse of a figure on a tree not far away.

"Sister, there is someone there."

The two sisters walked over, but found that the other party was not the man in the blue shirt from yesterday.

But a stern boy.

Xiao Ye held a hen and said in a deep voice, "Which came first in this world, the chicken or the egg?"

Wei Jing Wei An:......

The people from Tongtian Peak are really unique.

"Fellow Daoist, are you a disciple of Tongtian Peak?"

"Not yet." Xiao Ye turned her head, her voice was indifferent, with a feeling of repelling people thousands of miles away.

"Then do you know where Li Ping'an and Daoyou Li are?"

"What are you looking for from him?"

At this time, Xiao Ye also realized that the other party was a new disciple.