System: No host would say no to a beautiful girl

In the desert, Chuan Tejian ('Chuan, Jian, Guo'), who was playing the role of an eagle in the game of eagle catching chickens, had a dream one night that an expert said that he couldn't grasp the name, so he changed his name to 'Chuan Tejian' ') Hearing someone talking above his head, he immediately looked up.

Sweat slowly trickled down his bronzed bald head into his eyes.

Special inspector Chuan squinted his eyes and stared at Xu Qingyu for a while, then asked tentatively: "Xu Qingyu?!"

After seeing clearly that it was Xu Qingyu who came, special inspector Chuan bent his knees and knelt on the sand.

Special inspector Chuan: "Please let us out, I promise I won't fight against you in the future."

Xu Qingyu stared at Chuan Tejian below for a while, but still couldn't remember who this person was.

Xu Qingyu: "Let you go out? Who are you?"

Special Prosecutor Chuan: "I am Special Prosecutor Trump, the former leader of the United States! Don't you remember? We have seriously realized our mistakes, please give us a chance to reform."

Special inspector Chuan was speechless. This person brought himself and others here, but he pretended not to know him.

Xu Qingyu: "Special inspector Chuan? You're not right, I clearly remember that special inspector Chuan has a sparse and flowing hairstyle! You are obviously a 'salted egg'."

After listening to what Xu Qingyu said, Chuan Tejian reached out and touched the top of his smooth head, and said with some embarrassment:

"Being exposed to the sun for a long time, my hair has fallen out, and my body has darkened a lot. But I am really a special inspector of Chuan."

Speaking of this, special inspector Chuan smiled at Xu Qingyu, and then said flatteringly: "Your lord has a lot, and the prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach, so please spare us."

Xu Qingyu:? ? ?

Can the prime minister punt a boat in his belly?

"Who do you say is the prime minister? Your whole family is the prime minister!"

While Xu Qingyu was talking, he also punched and kicked the bald head of special inspector Chuan, until Xu Qingyu nodded in satisfaction and said, "Next time, I will definitely let you out next time. "

After finishing speaking, Xu Qingyu teleported away directly, leaving Chuan Tejian who was beaten with a dazed expression.

After all, he just came here this time to see if the magic scorpion was alive or dead, and he didn't want to stay here any longer.

After Xu Qingyu left, Chuan Jianguo's lackeys ran to Chuan Jianguo and asked with concern:

"Boss, are you alright?"

"Are you OK?"

"Are you okay?"

Inspector Chuan looked around at his subordinates, looking at their concerned expressions.

If special inspector Chuan hadn't seen clearly that they were all hiding far away just now, special inspector Chuan would have thought they were not here just now.

Chuan Special Inspection: "It's okay, this little injury is nothing, he just hit the top of my head, and it wasn't very hard, it shouldn't be a serious problem."

Military division: "This... that... maybe!"

The military division looked at Chuan Tejian's head, hesitant to speak.

Special inspector Chuan looked at the military division's hesitant expression, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my head? I touched it with my hand just now, and it has grown quite a lot. "

Military division: "There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that there are too many bags...

Don't get in the way, don't get in the way.These bags are well-proportioned and not ugly. "

Military division: "Let's not talk about this. Boss, how could you say the phrase 'the prime minister can pull a boat' just now? The 'prime minister' in this sentence was cheated on by his wife, and then the prime minister chose to forgive her and fulfill his wife Be good with that."

Chuan Special Inspection: ...

Xia Guo culture is extensive and profound, how can he know so much, he only knows that it is an exaggeration.

Chuan Special Inspection: "Xia Guo's culture is really extensive and profound. You can learn as you live."

At this time, Mo Xie, who had closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep just because Xu Qingyu came over, also opened his eyes and glanced at Chuan Tejian and others on the sand.

Scorpion: ((((;°Д°))))

"Shakya Buddha?!"

The magic scorpion panicked all of a sudden, why did he only close his eyes for a short while, and why there are more Sakyamuni Buddhas in the field!

This Sakyamuni Buddha is the strongest Buddha in the Western Buddhism!

The magic scorpion quickly and obediently lay down in front of Chuan Tejian, and then said tremblingly: "Master Sakyamuni Buddha, I am a serious monster, I am a domesticated one, and I am not vicious at all. , and won’t eat people indiscriminately.”

This Western Buddhism is listed as the most unprovoked existence in their World of Warcraft circle!

If their monsters encounter other forces, they will either be captured as mounts or killed.

But if you are targeted by Western Buddhism, then life would be worse than death!

Because they will always come to the monster with a kind face, say "this beast is destined for me", and then take the monster back forcibly to eat fast and chant Buddha.

Or say "Amitabha Buddha, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately" to the monster with a sincere face, beat the monster violently, and then take the monster back forcibly to eat fast and chant Buddha.

The magic scorpion intends to strike first, and before the Sakyamuni speaks, he will preemptively say that he is the owner of the monster.

Chuan Special Inspection: "Brother Demon Scorpion, what are you talking about? What Sakyamuni Buddha?"

Scorpio:? ? ?

Hearing this familiar voice, Moxie immediately realized, what kind of Sakyamuni Buddha is this!This is obviously his little brother Chuan Tejian!

Demon Scorpion: "Brother Special Prosecutor, what happened to you? Did someone beat you? Why did you get beaten like this when I woke up?"

Special inspection Chuan: "Brother Demon Scorpion, Xu Qingyu came over just now, and I was beaten by him."

Demon Scorpion: "What?! How could he do this!"

The magic scorpion pretended to be very angry.

"Don't worry, Brother Special Prosecutor, I'm going to help you get justice right now, although my chance of defeating him is less than one-tenth."

The magic scorpion pretended to get up after finishing speaking.

Seeing this, Special Prosecutor Chuan hurriedly stopped him.

"Brother Demon Scorpion, you have to be rational! We should recharge our batteries now, how can we be arrogant."

Demon Scorpion: "Reason? What reason do you want me to use? My little brother has been beaten like this. Do you want me to turn a blind eye and listen to it? We Warcraft don't cause trouble, but we are never afraid of trouble!"

When Chuan Tejian heard Moxie's words, he was directly moved in a mess.

Special Inspection Chuan: "Brother Magic Scorpion, I'm fine, I don't feel any pain at all, we should improve our strength now, and we must not be arrogant!"

Special inspector Chuan said while enduring the pain and reaching out to touch his full head.

Chuan Special Inspection: "Look, it really doesn't hurt, and I even think it feels good."

Demon Scorpion: "You...forget it...you are right, I will practice hard now."

After the magic scorpion finished speaking, he lay down again and began to sleep with his eyes closed.

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