System: No host would say no to a beautiful girl

"Brother, are you alright?"

"Hurry up, hurry up, don't worry!"

"I've been waiting for you for a long time."

Looking at the message sent from the mobile phone, Xu Qingyu skillfully opened the King of Glory.As the most popular mobile game in China, Glory of Kings has a lot of players.The audience can be said to be 80-66-year-old mothers in nursing homes, and [-]-[-]-year-old children in kindergartens.Some time ago, Xu Qingyu also saw on the news that a [-]-year-old lady Zhao Yun had five kills in the middle of the night.

No, Gu Xiaoxiao called the screenshot of the king's 3-star rank that was just posted in the circle of friends a while ago to bring her up.Fortunately, she is only Perkin, otherwise the fact that Xu Qingyu found a proxy to become the king would be exposed.

Find the sister id in the king interface

The schoolbag is not afraid of you: I change the number, you are platinum, this number can't be ranked (Mingsi District No. 97 Yunying)

Loving mother keeps the middle line: Alright brother, why didn't you just log in to that account (???.???)????

Xu Qingyu...

Skillfully log out of the account, and then choose a platinum tier among many districts.Hmm~ Platinum 3, just right.

"Brother, turn on the mic and turn on the mic"

As soon as he entered the room, Gu Xiaoxiao asked Xu Qingyu to turn on the microphone.

"Xiaoxiao, is this your neighbor~school grass~brother~?"

"Lin Youchu! If you don't know how to speak, don't open your mouth! Don't make random sentences, hey!"

After Gu Xiaoxiao finished speaking, he decisively clicked to start matching, and did not give Lin Youchu a chance to continue this topic.

Xu Qingyu looked at the preparation page for successful mobile phone matching, who am I?where am I?Didn't you tell me to turn on the mic?My wheat hasn't turned on yet!Forget it, never mind.

After entering the selection interface, Gu Xiaoxiao said, "Brother, this is my friend Lin Youchu."

Lin Youchu: "Hello, brother."

Xu Qingyu: "Eh~ hello, hello." Why isn't this bestie so in tune, is it like birds of a feather flock together?

Forget it, I'd better concentrate on playing the game, but looking at the teammate id and the chosen hero, Xu Qingyu was stunned again.

Han Xin (hoe wo)

Angela (Loving Mother Keeps the Center Line)

Yao (at noon)

Luban (young)

What the hell?If I don't pay attention, I'm going to play side lane?It has to be Tanbian?Is there any mistake? I am playing a trumpet, and I want to lead the flight. How can I lead the flight?

etc!What kind of lineup do I have to look at for the trumpet? Isn’t it just as long as you have a hand?Thinking of this, Xu Qingyu decisively chose Yunying, and then replaced punishment with flash.

Going in to load the page, Xu Qingyu glanced at the opposing lineup.

Dharma flashed on the sidewalk

Auxiliary interference Yao

The road to development flashes Houyi

jungle mirror

Adjuvant therapy Cai Wenji

Um?Treat Cai Wenji?Two assistants?

At this time, Gu Xiaoxiao said: "Brother, brother, you see there are two assistants on the opposite side."

"Well, this one should win without accident."

After 18 minutes, looking at the big failure on the screen, Xu Qingyu fell into deep thought, am I too bad?I took a look at my 19-3-4 record.Oh, it turns out that the teammates are too good, so it's okay.

【Ah, ah, is this my host?Such a delicious dish, even the two little girls can't move.I feel ashamed, I will be ridiculed when I meet the system peers in the future, crying (?????????????????????)]

???

"System, is that you? System?" Hearing the voice in his head, most people might think it was an auditory hallucination, but Xu Qingyu didn't.

It's been 20 years, do you know how I have lived these 20 years?let's talk about life first

Oh, my father is the provincial secretary, and my mother is the chairman of the listed company.That's okay, skip it.Let's talk about looks

I have been a school grass since I was a child... let's talk about emotional issues

Girlfriend is a college belle...

Yes, I don't need a system.

【╭(°a°`)╮】

【No, you need】

no i don't want

【What do you want, what do you want (??????)?】

OK, I will.

etc! !Time travel + system + girlfriend! !

Xu Qingyu thought of some novels he read in his previous life, and felt his scalp itch instantly. He told the two women that he had something to do, and then he went offline.

Immediately made a video call to my girlfriend...

As soon as the video call was connected, Xu Qingyu saw Mu Qianqian wearing pajamas and applying a mask, and then carefully looked at the background.Well, it's her bedroom.

It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s not green (*￣︶￣)

etc!Why is the bathroom door closed!And the sound of water!Don't do it! Hey!

When Xu Qingyu was indulging in the grief that the awakening system must be green, the bathroom door suddenly opened,

Well,(????????)

"Qingyu, why did you suddenly have a nosebleed?" Mu Qianqian was startled when she saw Xu Qingyu's nosebleed suddenly on the screen, and then followed his gaze to look back.

At this time, Ning Zipei also came from behind after taking a shower.

Seeing that there was only a towel all over her body, and Ning Zipei with her hair wrapped in the towel, Mu Qianqian was also stunned for a moment (⊙...⊙)!

!!!

After reacting, Mu Qianqian quickly hung up the phone.Then put down the phone and stared blankly at Ning Zipei.

Ning Zipei was also a little confused: "Why do you keep looking at me? It's not like you haven't seen it. Or am I growing up again?"

Mu Qianqian: ...

I have seen it, but no one has seen it...

Shi Qingyu, let's see how I deal with him tomorrow! (〝▼dish▼)

Ning Zipei saw that Mu Qianqian was staring at her all the time, still gritted her teeth, thought for a while, and then said 'I see'.

"I see, Qianqian, you are jealous of me, right? You are angry when you are not as old as me, right? You feel inferior, right? Don't be afraid, I will send you my exclusive recipe later." (?? w??)?

Mu Qianqian looked at Ning Zipei with a look of "blessed to share", and then looked down at the slippers on her feet.

Well, Pikachu's is so cute...

Then the walking dead walked to the bathroom, took off the mask, washed his face, went to the bed and fell down straight

Destroy, I'm tired...

"Qianqian, Qianqian"

……

On the other side, Xu Qingyu was still staring at the screen of the mobile phone, but his mind was still in the landscape painting he just saw.

This Ning Zipei, without clothes, almost didn't recognize her.

After calming down, Xu Qingyu decided to find out what functions the system has, although it doesn't seem to be necessary.

System, system, are you a check-in system?Or the Crystal Palace system?Or is it the system of picking up debris and picking up treasure chests?

[Crystal Palace system? ...]

[Asshole host, don't be lewd! 】

So what system are you in?

[Dangdang, of course it is the super invincible beautiful girl system! 】

【People are so cute】

They are so cute?Of course it's a boy?

【Ahhh!Asshole host, this system is angry!The kind that can't be coaxed well!You are going to lose your authority]

Lost system?Xu Qingyu was startled on the spot.But after calming down and thinking about it carefully, this kind of system that only acts like a baby doesn't seem to be necessary.that's all right...

……

【? ? ? 】

……

[The host is big? 】

……

[The host is big, why don't you try coaxing it, there is a reward]

【Ding!Task: The system is angry, please coax her.Reward: beautiful girl oral liquid. 】

Xu Qingyu...

Well, I was joking just now, just by hearing the voice, I know you must be a super invincible beautiful girl.

【(??????)】