Pirate: What should I do if I wake up in Impel Down?

South China Sea, Bavileye

The fresh sea breeze blows in your face, and outside the island port is the tidal, boundless, blue sea with the same color as the sea and sky.

Above the sea, ships of various sizes with various flags hanging on their masts were sailing towards the port.

At the same time, many merchant ships loaded with goods set sail from this port and sailed into the distance.

Organized and energetic.

This is the first impression Bavileye gives.

As the capital of the South China Sea Federation, Bavileye has sufficient logistical supplies and guarantees. Under official arrangements, it only took a few years to build a metropolis that is second to none in the South China Sea from scratch.

The small island that was unknown at the beginning has now become a shining pearl in the South China Sea.

At No. 88 Teklinia Avenue in the center of Bavileye, the Federal Joint Parliament Building, which is the political center of the entire South Sea Federation, stands here.

On the fourth floor of the main building, in the oval-shaped living room, fierce arguments continued to come from it.

"The world government may have doubted us, huh, the noses of those cipherpols are as sharp as ever!"

"Our intelligence officers on the three islands of Hartbeck, Monroe, and Pingpizza have not sent back any news for almost half a month."

"Now that most of the affiliated kingdoms in the South China Sea have begun to gather their troops, no one knows when the war will start."

"So what's our plan?"

"We have already arranged the deployment of federal troops. The rest depends on when the enemy launches an attack."

"Can we divide and suppress those franchised kingdoms?"

"It won't work. Most of the envoys sent by the South China Sea Federation before can't even see the king. These joining kingdoms have the backing of the World Government this time, and they are determined to destroy the South China Sea Federation."

"Plans can't keep up with changes. In the end, strength will speak for itself! Let me tell you, let's just attack their base without stopping! We'll annihilate the kingdom's troops before they can react! "

"Taking the initiative? It's easy for you to say! You are so powerful, why don't you lead the troops to destroy them!"

"Then what do you think we should do? Do we have to wait until they arrive at the city before we start preparations?"

"Uh... let's just wait and see what happens."

boom!

A loud noise interrupted the quarrel among everyone present.

"We have been meeting for half a month, and in the end we didn't even agree on the most basic opinions! I don't want to waste time here anymore!"

A man wearing a yellow hat and a coat of the same color said loudly.

Different from the people around him, he has a strange appearance like a tabby cat, but his body is similar to that of a human.

"Calm down, dear Lindbergh! Anxiety can't solve any problem. Aren't we discussing a solution now?"

A voice from the sofa next to him stopped Lindbergh, who had already fallen into a violent stage, from making a fuss.

The owner of the voice is an elegant middle-aged man with an orange mustache, a monocle, and a tall and tall figure.

But his unique 'Mediterranean' hairstyle ruined this temperament.

"Discuss? Are you talking about a boring meeting like this that is meaningless and just a group of people chatting here and wasting several days without even a fart? My respected Speaker!"

"You must know that with every passing day, the situation of our compatriots outside will become more dangerous, and the enemy's strength will become stronger!"

Lindbergh seemed to have heard something funny, with a sarcastic smile on his face.

If he hadn't been the current leader of the South China Sea Revolutionary Army, and the responsibilities on his shoulders made it impossible for him to escape, he would have gone into hiding in the laboratory, and would never have had time to attend a meeting.

Faced with the cynicism of this fur tribe, the middle-aged man known as the Speaker did not get angry. Instead, he said calmly:

"It's not meaningless. At least we know that we can't solve the problem through discussion alone, hehehehe..."

Apparently the Speaker of Parliament has quite a sense of humor.

It's just that his humor is temporarily not understood by others.

The mouth corners of everyone present twitched slightly, and the only laughter left in the entire reception room was the "hehehe" laughter of the parliament speaker.

The tense atmosphere just now calmed down unconsciously.

After laughing for a while, the Speaker was not embarrassed when no one caught up with his words.

While stroking his proud mustache, he unconsciously glanced at the silver-haired old man sitting on the main seat who had never said a word from beginning to end.

I saw the old man brewing another pot of hot black tea, and the dense white mist rose from the spout and drifted towards the simple chandelier at the top of the reception room.

After filling up the tea cup in front of him, the old man threw another cookie into his mouth and tasted it carefully.

The middle-aged Mediterranean man's eyes were filled with excitement when he saw such a leisurely look.

He had every reason to suspect that the old man's purpose in coming to this meeting was not as complicated as others thought.

Probably just to enjoy the wonderful afternoon tea time and watch the excitement...

As the Speaker of the Joint Speaker of the South China Sea Federation and the apparent head of the government, the middle-aged man is well versed in the ins and outs of officialdom, and a certain skill called "kicking the ball" has been practiced to a very high level by him.

After retracting his secret glance at the silver-haired old man, the parliament president calmly said:

"Since we are unable to solve this problem, and since everyone's opinions cannot be reached, unfortunately, we can only seek help from our superiors."

Then, the speaker of the parliament stared directly at the old man who was watching the show with his "fiery" eyes, and said earnestly:

"You say so, Angers! What do you think of this matter?"

Angers, who was drinking tea and watching a show:?

Being watched by the Speaker of Parliament with all kinds of complicated emotions including sincerity, enthusiasm, expectation... Angers' hand stretched out to take the cookie paused in the air for a second, and then returned to normal.

Young man, what you did is unethical!

After secretly slandering him in his heart, Ange's slightly raised body instantly became straighter, and a humble smile appeared on his face:

"My opinion? My opinion is actually not important. What is important is your opinion!"

"Think about why you joined the revolutionary army in the first place, and don't let time corrode your fighting spirit!"

There was still silence in the reception room, and most people did not speak. They just looked at the silver-haired old man in the main seat quietly.

"So, Mr. Angers, you mean..."

Lindbergh asked excitedly, as if he understood something.

"Even though I'm older, my heart has never cooled down."

Angers glanced at the red rose that looked like it was watered with blood and said with some nostalgia that he had been wearing on his chest.

"We are not the opponent of the World Government for the time being, so we can only lie dormant."

"But if we are afraid of even the vanguard of the World Government, how can we possibly defeat the enemy?"

Ange's face still had that gentle smile, but everyone seemed to see a flame that was getting stronger and stronger!

"Don't think too much. At this moment, the only thing we need to consider is how to defeat the enemy!"

"Mr. Angers, but..."

Someone stood up in a hurry, looking anxious and trying to dissuade Angers to think about it again.

But before he could finish speaking, he was so frightened by Anger's piercing eyes that he swallowed the rest of the words.

"Oh, by the way, let me remind everyone that Long and the others are not in the South China Sea now."

"Here, I have the final say!"

"Does anyone have any other opinions?"

The room was silent, no one dared to respond.

Everyone lowered their heads, not daring to look directly at the silver-haired old man.

……

On this day, the South China Sea Federation accepted the declaration of war from the coalition forces of the South China Sea countries.

On this day, the South China Sea began to be turbulent, and a war was imminent.

On this day, all journalists started their carnival.

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Fishman Island, Coral Hill and Mermaid Cafe

This is a luxurious cafe run by Mrs. Charlie, the famous fortune teller on Fish-Man Island. Because many young and beautiful female mermaids work as waitresses here, it is enthusiastically sought after by human pirates.

It is said that every man who visits here will feel as if he is in heaven.

Through word-of-mouth word-of-mouth among those lazy pirates who wandered the sea all day long, the reputation of this cafe became more and more popular, even attracting many tourists.

The Mermaid Cafe has also become one of the symbols of Fish-Man Island.

Now, the Mermaid Cafe is packed with seats, and there are constant sounds of laughter, cheers, and laughter coming from it.

Mermaid waiters with different charms shuttled between the aisles from time to time, or were surrounded by a ferocious pirate with different appearances.

Not long ago, this café, which was quite famous along the Grand Line, was directly booked.

Inside the cafe.

"Master Hit, no, ah!!"

A mermaid waiter with gorgeous red hair cried out in pain.

"Hmph, Mina, who made your hands so dishonest? This is my punishment for you!"

Hit stretched out his hands and gently pulled the cheek of the little girl in front of him, with a slight smirk on his face.

"Well, Master Hit, please let Mina go~"

At this time, a mermaid lady with the same hair color in Hit's arms wrapped her arms around his neck, and her red lips smeared with light red lipstick slowly leaned into Hit's ear, exhaling like blue.

"As a price, please punish me well~"

"How cunning, Milly!"

"Get up quickly, this time it's my turn to lie in Lord Hit's arms!"

"I also want to be punished well by Lord Hit!"

"..."

The several mermaid ladies on the side said coquettishly while trying their best to squeeze towards Hit's body.

After a while, several more conspicuous lip marks were added to Hit's face.

Feeling more than a dozen big lumps of meat rubbing against his body, a certain imprisoned pirate leader couldn't help but admire him greatly.

Sis~ The racial talent of female mermaids is so powerful!

It wasn’t just Hit. Among the people present, except for Bourne, a fledgling kid who was being held and ravaged by several female mermaids with a blushing face, the rest of the pirates were veterans who had been in the sea for many years. , but I really enjoy this kind of treatment.

That's right, it was Hit, the most ferocious pirate in the new world, who was the one who booked the whole place. He was also the 'King' recognized by all the fishmen and mermaids of Fish-Man Island.

A week has passed since the previous public execution.

Thanks to the impassioned speech of a great white shark man who should now be wandering in hell, the entire Fish-Man Island is now in a sort of frenzy.

Hit's prestige on Fish-Man Island is now unprecedentedly high. Every moment, a large number of fish and mermaids want to join the Calamity Pirates and contribute to their 'king'.

However, this also caused Hit to postpone his departure from Fish-Man Island.

After all, the current Fish-Man Island can be regarded as the territory directly under the Calamity Pirates, not just a subordinate kingdom in the simple sense.

Most of the matters previously discussed and agreements signed with Neptune had to be declared invalid and needed to be re-drafted.

In addition, miscellaneous things such as talent introduction, business investment, infrastructure construction, military transformation, redistribution of garrison personnel, adjustment of immigration islands, etc. need to be re-planned.

But Hitt felt his scalp numb as soon as he saw the documents piled up on the entire desk, and most of the people around him were rough guys with well-developed limbs and simple minds who only knew how to fight and kill.

Therefore, this kind of matter needs to be handled by professional personnel.

So recently, a man in a suit who worked hard but didn't even deserve a name was so busy that he didn't even have time to attend the team building meeting at the Mermaid Cafe.

Hit, who had left everything to the man in the suit, called a group of his subordinates who were also idle and itchy, and went to have a look at the so-called specialties of Fish-Man Island.

Well-known as: "Employee Benefits"

blu blu blu~

At this time, the scream of the phone bug suddenly sounded.

Hit made a "shh" gesture to signal the mermaid ladies around him to quiet down, then took out a small phone bug from his arms and pressed the answer button.

"Moses Moses, this is Hit~"

The phone bug turned into a person with cold eyes and a black top hat on his head, and an indifferent voice came from it:

"Boss, something happened in the South China Sea!"

"Oh?!"

Hit raised his eyebrows, and the remaining smile on his lips gradually faded.

The surrounding mermaids stopped acting coquettishly when they saw this, and all retreated in a wise manner.

"what happened?"

Hit changed into a more comfortable position.

"It's like this..."

Then Gin on the other end of the phone reported to Hit a series of recent events in the South China Sea. The most important thing was the war that was about to break out.

"Thanks to the South China Sea Federation, the intensity of the CP guys' attacks on us has been reduced a lot recently.

Gin's voice sounded a little gloating.

Hit, on the other hand, stroked his chin and began to think.

The pirate leader is not thinking about who this newly emerged South China Sea Federation is.

He naturally knew that this so-called South China Sea Federation was just a vest of the revolutionary army.

After all, he also has people in the revolutionary army, and he knows all the big and small things about this organization, even more than many of the middle-level cadres in it.

Hit was thinking about how to make a fuss about this matter so as to drag the world government into the South China Sea.

According to the news from a CP agent who did not want to be named, those five bad old men in Pangu City are full of bad things.

He actually came up with such a cruel plan to have the navy unite with the other four emperors to attack the weak, pitiful and helpless Disaster Pirates.

Is this what people do?

You simply don’t allow yourself, a newbie in the world of pirates, a chance to develop secretly!

In order to divert the attention of those five bad old men, Hitt had to make a fuss in other aspects.

"If that's the case, Gin, let the 'Luoyu Crow Cry' help the South China Sea Federation and muddy the water in the South China Sea for me. I want the eyes of the World Government to keep looking at the South China Sea!"

"OK, all right!"

Although his mind was a little confused at the moment, Gin still subconsciously agreed.

"Oh, by the way, once the World Government shows signs of giving up its attention to the South China Sea Federation, you immediately report it to the World Government and say that the South China Sea Federation is the first step in the revolutionary army's plan to encroach on the South China Sea!"

"What good?!!"

Kajia~

After hanging up the phone, regardless of how shocked Gin was on the other side of the phone, Hit hummed an unknown tune happily.

To attract the attention of the world government, is there any force more suitable to complete this arduous mission than the Revolutionary Army?

Hit was not familiar with the people in the Revolutionary Army, so naturally he felt no burden when selling.

But considering the current combat power of the revolutionary army in the South China Sea, it is for the sake of safety.

So he dialed a mysterious number again.

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