Douluo no Hokage
Chapter 13 Uncle Sausage
Ye Tong put together more research on the master and came up with a formula.
Soul ring absorption upper limit = level absorption upper limit (excluding existing soul rings and soul bones) + body endurance limit + special gains (soul bones, martial soul special effects, etc.)
Simply speaking from the upper limit of level absorption, the upper limit of absorption of the first soul ring is 250 years.
At level ten, the upper limit of soul power corresponds to 100. The formula for the upper limit of soul rings absorbed by cultivation is 2.5 times the upper limit of soul power (excluding existing soul rings and soul bone gains), which is 250 years of soul rings.
When a soul ring is not obtained, the cultivation level can exceed one to three levels, and in some cases it can exceed even more. When these people absorb the first soul ring, the upper limit of level absorption can reach 300 to 400 years.
The second is physical factors.Looking at the world of soul masters, there are only a handful of people with innate soul powers like Tang San and Ye Tong. Most soul masters were fifteen or sixteen years old when they obtained their first soul ring, which means that the body's ability to withstand the soul ring has been greatly increased. , which indirectly led to the upper limit of absorption of the first soul ring being raised.
It's like saying that a child has difficulty picking up a kitchen knife, but in adolescence, even if he has a kitchen knife in each hand, he won't find it difficult.In addition to improving with age, physical functions can also be improved through training.
Finally, there are some special buffs.The simplest example is soul bones. The reason why soul bones are known as the three dreams of a soul master is not only because they can possess one more soul skill, but also have many benefits. The most obvious one is that it can improve physical functions and stimulate physical potential.
For example, Ye Tong's wisdom skull directly makes his magatama eyes reach the level of double magatama.
This 8-year-old soul bone directly increased his soul power by more than 8000. Taking into account the soul ring and his own soul power, his soul power value has exceeded [-] points.
You know, if you calculate purely based on your own soul power value, you have to reach at least level 66 to have a soul power value of over [-].
This is why soul bones are so attractive to soul masters!
Soul bones can increase the owner's absorption limit by one-tenth of the life of the soul bone itself.
It is precisely because of this 80000-year-old head soul bone that his second soul ring can absorb a 7000-year-old mirror beast. If it were not for the sake of insurance, even if it were to absorb a [-]-year-old mirror beast soul ring , it is not impossible.
After reaching level [-], Ye Tong would have already used the power of Tianmeng Ice Silkworm to upgrade his second soul ring to the ten thousand year level if not for the purpose of avoiding unnecessary trouble!
Secondly, a special blue silver grass martial spirit like Tang San can increase the absorption period of the martial spirit to a certain extent.
"how can that be!"
For a long time, the old man still looked incredulous.
Ye Tong withdrew his martial spirit and said in a calm voice, "That's it!"
"Yes, yes, absolutely yes, what a little monster! No, what a monster among monsters!"
After the old man finished speaking, he asked tentatively: "You are not a soul beast incarnate, are you?"
As soon as the old man finished speaking, he quickly shook his head and denied himself. The soul beast transformed into a human, and its martial soul should be its soul beast form. Although this little guy's martial soul is weird and he has never seen it before, it is definitely not a beast. Wuhun.
However, the old man did not notice that Xiao Wu's expression changed slightly when the old man said "soul beast transformed".
The old man asked curiously: "Little guy, what is the name of your martial spirit?"
"The original martial spirit, Magatama Eyes!" Ye Tong replied.
The old man frowned. This was the first time he had heard of the words "original martial soul".
It's no wonder that even the Wuhun Palace's records about the original Wuhun are quite rare, let alone a mere Soul Emperor.
"Mubai, bring these little monsters in!"
Dai Mubai came back to his senses, his eyes fell on Ye Tong, and he immediately understood the implication of Xiao Wu's words yesterday. Indeed, if he faced Ye Tong, he would probably be beaten.
He was very curious as to how this person managed to transcend levels and absorb soul rings!
This problem also trapped Tang San and Xiao Wu.
"Ye Tong, you are going to hunt for soul rings this time!" Tang San said.
Although he knew that Ye Tong had reached level [-] on the eve of graduation, he did not expect that in less than a month, he would hunt for his third soul ring, and it was a ten-thousand-year soul ring.
You must know that the strength of a thousand-year soul beast is by no means comparable to that of a thousand-year soul beast. Even the Soul Emperor is not completely sure of killing a ten-thousand-year soul beast alone.
Who helped him hunt the ten thousand year soul beast?How did he absorb soul rings across levels?What is his third soul skill?
A series of questions plagued Tang San's mind, making him feel even more stressed!
In fact, Tang San also knew that his cultivation talent was really average!
Ye Tong and Xiao Wu did not have the Xuantian Kung Fu, but their cultivation talents were even stronger than their own.
Just as Tang San thought, he didn't know that Ye Tong had also mastered the Xuantian Technique!
Although the ultimate soul power quality halved Ye Tong's soul power consumption, the difficulty of training was twice as high as before. The reason why he was able to overtake him in one fell swoop when he was four or five levels behind was due to four reasons.
First, the method of cultivation.Mastering Xuantian Kung made his practice more efficient. Even though high-intensity training took up a lot of his time every day, it did not affect his practice speed.
Second, enrich resources.Not counting the super bug of Tianmeng Ice Silkworm, no one would have thought that a soul master of less than level [-] could actually obtain an extremely high-quality soul bone. The quality was so high that even titled Douluo would be jealous.In addition, as the younger generation of Wuhun Palace that Bibi Dong valued most, they never had to work part-time like Tang San did in order to survive.This gives him more time to concentrate on training!
Third, talent.Whether in his previous life or in this life, his cultivation talent can be said to be the best on the continent.Becoming a Titled Douluo is not difficult. It requires 90.00% effort and [-]% talent. However, many people end up being just ordinary people just because of this [-]% talent.
Fourth, work hard the day after tomorrow.This is crucial. A true genius not only possesses unparalleled talent, but also works extremely hard.Even if Tang San wanted to imitate Ye Tong's training method, he didn't persist for a few days, which shows his perseverance and perseverance.
It is precisely because of these four reasons that Ye Tong accomplished seemingly impossible things.
Ye Tong nodded and said: "The family spent money to hire several soul saints and some soul emperors to hunt down a ten thousand year old phantom fox in the Star Dou Forest!"
All kinds of doubts not only troubled Tang San, but also troubled Dai Mubai.
Hearing Ye Tong's understatement, Dai Mubai was shocked. There were only two to three hundred Soul Douluo in the entire Douluo Continent. Soul Saints could be said to be the continent's top combat power.
Being able to hire a soul master of this level requires more than just having money.
However, he didn't remember that there was a super family named Ye. Could it be that this guy was a disciple from the hidden family?
"Is it necessary to hunt soul beasts to obtain soul rings?" Xiao Wu suddenly asked.
Ye Tong suddenly stopped, his eyes fell on Xiao Wu, and after a brief pause, he said: "Be kind, this is good. But in this world, if you don't have strength, you are simply unable to protect what you cherish."
Hearing this, Tang San looked towards Ye Tong, and suddenly remembered what his father once said to him, to use the hammer in his right hand to protect the grass in his left hand.
Dai Mubai nodded in disbelief. He turned back and looked at the entrance of the college, with a strong look in his eyes.
Xiao Wu said angrily: "What are you looking at? Do you want to harm other girls?"
"no!"
Dai Mubai explained: "The aura of that girl is very close to mine. Not only is it similar, but it also feels like they complement each other. Among martial spirits, it is extremely difficult to find a martial spirit that complements each other. But once we meet , if they join forces, the strength of their own martial souls will be doubled, this is the so-called martial soul fusion skill."
Hearing the words Wuhun Fusion Technique, Ye Tong suddenly remembered the Wuhun Fusion Technique of the two titled Douluo Ju Gui. It was a powerful soul skill that could limit the movement of a 10-year-old soul beast, which he still vividly remembered.
Ye Tong's eyes fell on Dai Mubai again, and he suddenly felt that Shrek Academy was a bit interesting. The Qibao Glazed Sect and the Xingluo Royal Family were really crouching tigers, hidden dragons.
Xiao Wu asked: "So, that girl's martial spirit should be a tigress?"
A trace of embarrassment appeared on Dai Mubai's face, and he said, "It's possible."
Entering the village, all you can see are wooden buildings. The buildings here can be described as simple and plain.
After walking not far, Dai Mubai led them to an open space.Surrounded by wooden houses, this open space is about [-] square meters, right in the center of Shrek Academy.
Candidates who had passed the initial test were in front, and the obvious fluctuations in soul power made the air tremble irregularly.
Dai Mubai pointed to the candidates who lined up in front, and said: "You are here to take the second test, and the teacher will tell you how to do it. I have to go out to see if the girl's spirit is really as good as mine If it fits the Martial Soul, I will take her down no matter what."
After saying this, Dai Mubai hurriedly left, and the four people lined up behind the candidates in front as he said.
At this moment, a soft voice sounded.
"Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. Cheap and abundant. Only five copper coins a piece. Eat Oscar brand sausages, guarantee you Easier to pass the entrance exam."
Xiao Wu looked sideways and saw a man pushing a cart not far away and hawking.The smell of meat came from the car, and some students who were already lining up walked over to buy it.
The man standing behind the cart was dressed in a simple gray dress, with neat short hair and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and his eyes turned to the girls in the candidate team.Xiao Wu naturally couldn't escape his gaze.It was hard to believe that that kind of soft female voice would come from a man with such a rough appearance.
Tang San said: "Do you want one?"
Xiao Wu looked back and said, "It smells pretty good. Let's try it."
Tang San asked the two of them to line up here and walked towards the direction of the cart.
When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, it's safe for all ages. The taste is the most guaranteed."
Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me three."
The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"
Tang San was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought in his heart, your hair can't be explained just by being thicker.
"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."
Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy can grow a beard to such an extent, it is absolutely a miracle.
Oscar picked up three bamboo sticks from his trolley, and threaded three ten centimeter-long sausages for Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before, exuding a rich aroma.
Tang San took out two silver coins and handed them to him, "Senior, I'm so sorry. I was rude just now."
Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just visit my sausage monopoly more often in the future."
Tang San said briskly: "No problem."
"Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.
As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"
"Go to hell."
Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You really embarrass the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San, you can't eat this sausage. .”
Tang San asked suspiciously: "Why?"
The expression on Dai Mubai's face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, get a new sausage."
Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."
Dai Mubai snorted coldly, said: "Hurry up, don't make me do it."
Oscar pouted, but little did he know that Dai Mubai was protecting himself. If Ye Tong ate this expired sausage, the consequences would be disastrous...
Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh……"
When Tang San heard Oscar's words, 'I have a big sausage,' his whole body froze.This sentence is really too ambiguous.Let’s not talk about the quality of this sausage and whether it is edible.He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.Especially, this sausage was bought for two girls.
Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not something I want to shout. Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages."
Tang San quickly put the sausage in his hand back on the charcoal stove, "Let's keep your sausage for yourself. Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me."
A monster, indeed a monster.Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, luckily he didn't eat the sausage, otherwise his face would be embarrassing.
The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.Oscar shrugged innocently to Tang San, "It's pity that no one eats such a delicious sausage. Hey."
Dai Mubai glared at him, "Be careful, sell sausages outside the academy. Tang San, I'll take you to pass the exam."
The two returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands, "Where's my sausage?"
Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other and laughed mischievously.
The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."
Xiao Wu was baffled by their laughter, "What's going on? Could it be that the sausage doesn't taste good?"
Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before in her ear.
After hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You boys are really dead. How could you have such a strange spirit."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "We are here at the Monster Academy, and martial arts are naturally full of strange things. However, Oscar is also a weirdo in the academy. His martial spirit has no attack power, but among the food-based martial arts , but it is of the highest quality. After all, what he provides is meat.
It's just that when this guy used his martial soul, those spells were really disgusting.People who know him will never eat the sausages he made.
I don't know if it's because of the food martial arts, but his hair is much thicker than that of ordinary people. If he doesn't shave for a day, his beard will look like this. Therefore, he is also nicknamed Big Sausage Uncle in the academy.He calls himself a sausage shop. "
This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Big Sausage, what a fun spirit."
Dai Mubai glanced at Ye Tong and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam. No need to queue up."
Tang San said: "This is not good."
Dai Mubai said: "Don't worry, I'm not doing favoritism, this is the treatment you deserve."
Soul ring absorption upper limit = level absorption upper limit (excluding existing soul rings and soul bones) + body endurance limit + special gains (soul bones, martial soul special effects, etc.)
Simply speaking from the upper limit of level absorption, the upper limit of absorption of the first soul ring is 250 years.
At level ten, the upper limit of soul power corresponds to 100. The formula for the upper limit of soul rings absorbed by cultivation is 2.5 times the upper limit of soul power (excluding existing soul rings and soul bone gains), which is 250 years of soul rings.
When a soul ring is not obtained, the cultivation level can exceed one to three levels, and in some cases it can exceed even more. When these people absorb the first soul ring, the upper limit of level absorption can reach 300 to 400 years.
The second is physical factors.Looking at the world of soul masters, there are only a handful of people with innate soul powers like Tang San and Ye Tong. Most soul masters were fifteen or sixteen years old when they obtained their first soul ring, which means that the body's ability to withstand the soul ring has been greatly increased. , which indirectly led to the upper limit of absorption of the first soul ring being raised.
It's like saying that a child has difficulty picking up a kitchen knife, but in adolescence, even if he has a kitchen knife in each hand, he won't find it difficult.In addition to improving with age, physical functions can also be improved through training.
Finally, there are some special buffs.The simplest example is soul bones. The reason why soul bones are known as the three dreams of a soul master is not only because they can possess one more soul skill, but also have many benefits. The most obvious one is that it can improve physical functions and stimulate physical potential.
For example, Ye Tong's wisdom skull directly makes his magatama eyes reach the level of double magatama.
This 8-year-old soul bone directly increased his soul power by more than 8000. Taking into account the soul ring and his own soul power, his soul power value has exceeded [-] points.
You know, if you calculate purely based on your own soul power value, you have to reach at least level 66 to have a soul power value of over [-].
This is why soul bones are so attractive to soul masters!
Soul bones can increase the owner's absorption limit by one-tenth of the life of the soul bone itself.
It is precisely because of this 80000-year-old head soul bone that his second soul ring can absorb a 7000-year-old mirror beast. If it were not for the sake of insurance, even if it were to absorb a [-]-year-old mirror beast soul ring , it is not impossible.
After reaching level [-], Ye Tong would have already used the power of Tianmeng Ice Silkworm to upgrade his second soul ring to the ten thousand year level if not for the purpose of avoiding unnecessary trouble!
Secondly, a special blue silver grass martial spirit like Tang San can increase the absorption period of the martial spirit to a certain extent.
"how can that be!"
For a long time, the old man still looked incredulous.
Ye Tong withdrew his martial spirit and said in a calm voice, "That's it!"
"Yes, yes, absolutely yes, what a little monster! No, what a monster among monsters!"
After the old man finished speaking, he asked tentatively: "You are not a soul beast incarnate, are you?"
As soon as the old man finished speaking, he quickly shook his head and denied himself. The soul beast transformed into a human, and its martial soul should be its soul beast form. Although this little guy's martial soul is weird and he has never seen it before, it is definitely not a beast. Wuhun.
However, the old man did not notice that Xiao Wu's expression changed slightly when the old man said "soul beast transformed".
The old man asked curiously: "Little guy, what is the name of your martial spirit?"
"The original martial spirit, Magatama Eyes!" Ye Tong replied.
The old man frowned. This was the first time he had heard of the words "original martial soul".
It's no wonder that even the Wuhun Palace's records about the original Wuhun are quite rare, let alone a mere Soul Emperor.
"Mubai, bring these little monsters in!"
Dai Mubai came back to his senses, his eyes fell on Ye Tong, and he immediately understood the implication of Xiao Wu's words yesterday. Indeed, if he faced Ye Tong, he would probably be beaten.
He was very curious as to how this person managed to transcend levels and absorb soul rings!
This problem also trapped Tang San and Xiao Wu.
"Ye Tong, you are going to hunt for soul rings this time!" Tang San said.
Although he knew that Ye Tong had reached level [-] on the eve of graduation, he did not expect that in less than a month, he would hunt for his third soul ring, and it was a ten-thousand-year soul ring.
You must know that the strength of a thousand-year soul beast is by no means comparable to that of a thousand-year soul beast. Even the Soul Emperor is not completely sure of killing a ten-thousand-year soul beast alone.
Who helped him hunt the ten thousand year soul beast?How did he absorb soul rings across levels?What is his third soul skill?
A series of questions plagued Tang San's mind, making him feel even more stressed!
In fact, Tang San also knew that his cultivation talent was really average!
Ye Tong and Xiao Wu did not have the Xuantian Kung Fu, but their cultivation talents were even stronger than their own.
Just as Tang San thought, he didn't know that Ye Tong had also mastered the Xuantian Technique!
Although the ultimate soul power quality halved Ye Tong's soul power consumption, the difficulty of training was twice as high as before. The reason why he was able to overtake him in one fell swoop when he was four or five levels behind was due to four reasons.
First, the method of cultivation.Mastering Xuantian Kung made his practice more efficient. Even though high-intensity training took up a lot of his time every day, it did not affect his practice speed.
Second, enrich resources.Not counting the super bug of Tianmeng Ice Silkworm, no one would have thought that a soul master of less than level [-] could actually obtain an extremely high-quality soul bone. The quality was so high that even titled Douluo would be jealous.In addition, as the younger generation of Wuhun Palace that Bibi Dong valued most, they never had to work part-time like Tang San did in order to survive.This gives him more time to concentrate on training!
Third, talent.Whether in his previous life or in this life, his cultivation talent can be said to be the best on the continent.Becoming a Titled Douluo is not difficult. It requires 90.00% effort and [-]% talent. However, many people end up being just ordinary people just because of this [-]% talent.
Fourth, work hard the day after tomorrow.This is crucial. A true genius not only possesses unparalleled talent, but also works extremely hard.Even if Tang San wanted to imitate Ye Tong's training method, he didn't persist for a few days, which shows his perseverance and perseverance.
It is precisely because of these four reasons that Ye Tong accomplished seemingly impossible things.
Ye Tong nodded and said: "The family spent money to hire several soul saints and some soul emperors to hunt down a ten thousand year old phantom fox in the Star Dou Forest!"
All kinds of doubts not only troubled Tang San, but also troubled Dai Mubai.
Hearing Ye Tong's understatement, Dai Mubai was shocked. There were only two to three hundred Soul Douluo in the entire Douluo Continent. Soul Saints could be said to be the continent's top combat power.
Being able to hire a soul master of this level requires more than just having money.
However, he didn't remember that there was a super family named Ye. Could it be that this guy was a disciple from the hidden family?
"Is it necessary to hunt soul beasts to obtain soul rings?" Xiao Wu suddenly asked.
Ye Tong suddenly stopped, his eyes fell on Xiao Wu, and after a brief pause, he said: "Be kind, this is good. But in this world, if you don't have strength, you are simply unable to protect what you cherish."
Hearing this, Tang San looked towards Ye Tong, and suddenly remembered what his father once said to him, to use the hammer in his right hand to protect the grass in his left hand.
Dai Mubai nodded in disbelief. He turned back and looked at the entrance of the college, with a strong look in his eyes.
Xiao Wu said angrily: "What are you looking at? Do you want to harm other girls?"
"no!"
Dai Mubai explained: "The aura of that girl is very close to mine. Not only is it similar, but it also feels like they complement each other. Among martial spirits, it is extremely difficult to find a martial spirit that complements each other. But once we meet , if they join forces, the strength of their own martial souls will be doubled, this is the so-called martial soul fusion skill."
Hearing the words Wuhun Fusion Technique, Ye Tong suddenly remembered the Wuhun Fusion Technique of the two titled Douluo Ju Gui. It was a powerful soul skill that could limit the movement of a 10-year-old soul beast, which he still vividly remembered.
Ye Tong's eyes fell on Dai Mubai again, and he suddenly felt that Shrek Academy was a bit interesting. The Qibao Glazed Sect and the Xingluo Royal Family were really crouching tigers, hidden dragons.
Xiao Wu asked: "So, that girl's martial spirit should be a tigress?"
A trace of embarrassment appeared on Dai Mubai's face, and he said, "It's possible."
Entering the village, all you can see are wooden buildings. The buildings here can be described as simple and plain.
After walking not far, Dai Mubai led them to an open space.Surrounded by wooden houses, this open space is about [-] square meters, right in the center of Shrek Academy.
Candidates who had passed the initial test were in front, and the obvious fluctuations in soul power made the air tremble irregularly.
Dai Mubai pointed to the candidates who lined up in front, and said: "You are here to take the second test, and the teacher will tell you how to do it. I have to go out to see if the girl's spirit is really as good as mine If it fits the Martial Soul, I will take her down no matter what."
After saying this, Dai Mubai hurriedly left, and the four people lined up behind the candidates in front as he said.
At this moment, a soft voice sounded.
"Selling sausages, selling sausages. Take a look, take a look, don't miss it when you pass by. Oscar brand sausages are delicious and sweet. Cheap and abundant. Only five copper coins a piece. Eat Oscar brand sausages, guarantee you Easier to pass the entrance exam."
Xiao Wu looked sideways and saw a man pushing a cart not far away and hawking.The smell of meat came from the car, and some students who were already lining up walked over to buy it.
The man standing behind the cart was dressed in a simple gray dress, with neat short hair and a full beard, but he had a pair of big peach blossom eyes, and his eyes turned to the girls in the candidate team.Xiao Wu naturally couldn't escape his gaze.It was hard to believe that that kind of soft female voice would come from a man with such a rough appearance.
Tang San said: "Do you want one?"
Xiao Wu looked back and said, "It smells pretty good. Let's try it."
Tang San asked the two of them to line up here and walked towards the direction of the cart.
When he got closer, he could see that the sausage seller was about the same height as himself, and there was a wooden board nailed to the cart with four words engraved on it, Sausage Specialty.
When the seller saw someone coming, he immediately said enthusiastically, "How about a sausage? Oscar brand sausage, it's safe for all ages. The taste is the most guaranteed."
Tang San smiled and said: "Uncle, please give me three."
The expression on the seller's face suddenly became stiff, "You, what do you call me?"
Tang San was also stunned, "I call you Uncle, is there a problem?"
The seller smiled bitterly and said, "Of course there is a problem, and it's a big one. Brother, I'm only 14 years old this year, and you call me uncle?"
"Uh...you're only 14 years old?" Tang San looked at the person in front of him in surprise.
The seller said affirmatively: "That's right, my name is Oscar, I'm 14 years old, an early student at Shrek Academy, you can't just call me uncle just because my hair is a little thicker."
Tang San was speechless for a while, looking at Oscar's thick beard, he thought in his heart, your hair can't be explained just by being thicker.
"Are you really only 14 years old?" Tang San couldn't help asking.
Oscar nodded affirmatively, and said, "Of course, I am a student of the academy, and anyone you ask will know that I am 14 years old."
Tang San thought to himself, as expected of the Monster Academy, a 14-year-old boy can grow a beard to such an extent, it is absolutely a miracle.
Oscar picked up three bamboo sticks from his trolley, and threaded three ten centimeter-long sausages for Tang San. The sausages had been roasting on the charcoal brazier on the trolley before, exuding a rich aroma.
Tang San took out two silver coins and handed them to him, "Senior, I'm so sorry. I was rude just now."
Oscar said softly: "It's okay, just visit my sausage monopoly more often in the future."
Tang San said briskly: "No problem."
"Tang San, what are you doing?" Dai Mubai walked over with the last student who signed up, that is, the cold girl he stared at for a long time before.
As soon as Oscar saw Dai Mubai, he immediately showed a bitter face, "Boss Dai, do you want some sausage?"
"Go to hell."
Dai Mubai glared at him angrily, "You really embarrass the academy. I seem to have warned you more than once not to sell sausages in the academy. Do you want everyone to vomit? Tang San, you can't eat this sausage. .”
Tang San asked suspiciously: "Why?"
The expression on Dai Mubai's face became a little weird, "Xiao Ao, get a new sausage."
Oscar's expression suddenly became awkward, "Boss Dai, don't worry about it. After all, we've been classmates for a few years, so you will make the new elementary school boy feel resentful towards me."
Dai Mubai snorted coldly, said: "Hurry up, don't make me do it."
Oscar pouted, but little did he know that Dai Mubai was protecting himself. If Ye Tong ate this expired sausage, the consequences would be disastrous...
Oscar obviously couldn't afford to offend Dai Mubai, so he stretched out his right hand in desperation, and called out in his soft voice, "I have a big sausage."
Yellow light suddenly condensed in his palm, two yellow halos rose from Oscar's feet, and then, a sausage exactly the same as Tang San's hand appeared in his palm.
"Uh……"
When Tang San heard Oscar's words, 'I have a big sausage,' his whole body froze.This sentence is really too ambiguous.Let’s not talk about the quality of this sausage and whether it is edible.He didn't dare to eat Oscar's words alone.Especially, this sausage was bought for two girls.
Feeling Tang San's angry gaze, Oscar quickly explained: "I can't do anything about it. When using a food-type martial spirit, if you want to change the food, you must match it with a different soul curse. Words are mantras, not something I want to shout. Also, there is absolutely nothing wrong with the quality of my sausages."
Tang San quickly put the sausage in his hand back on the charcoal stove, "Let's keep your sausage for yourself. Brother Dai, thank you for reminding me."
A monster, indeed a monster.Tang San didn't know whether to laugh or cry, luckily he didn't eat the sausage, otherwise his face would be embarrassing.
The ice-cold girl Dai Mubai brought in just gave Oscar a cold look, then walked towards the queue.Oscar shrugged innocently to Tang San, "It's pity that no one eats such a delicious sausage. Hey."
Dai Mubai glared at him, "Be careful, sell sausages outside the academy. Tang San, I'll take you to pass the exam."
The two returned to the queue, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San's empty hands, "Where's my sausage?"
Tang San and Dai Mubai looked at each other and laughed mischievously.
The ice-cold girl stood behind Xiao Wu, a smile flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice, "Boring."
Xiao Wu was baffled by their laughter, "What's going on? Could it be that the sausage doesn't taste good?"
Tang San covered Xiao Wu's mouth, pulled her to his side, and whispered what happened before in her ear.
After hearing Tang San's words, Xiao Wu's pretty face suddenly turned red, "You boys are really dead. How could you have such a strange spirit."
Dai Mubai smiled and said: "We are here at the Monster Academy, and martial arts are naturally full of strange things. However, Oscar is also a weirdo in the academy. His martial spirit has no attack power, but among the food-based martial arts , but it is of the highest quality. After all, what he provides is meat.
It's just that when this guy used his martial soul, those spells were really disgusting.People who know him will never eat the sausages he made.
I don't know if it's because of the food martial arts, but his hair is much thicker than that of ordinary people. If he doesn't shave for a day, his beard will look like this. Therefore, he is also nicknamed Big Sausage Uncle in the academy.He calls himself a sausage shop. "
This time, even Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing, "Uncle Big Sausage, what a fun spirit."
Dai Mubai glanced at Ye Tong and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to pass the exam. No need to queue up."
Tang San said: "This is not good."
Dai Mubai said: "Don't worry, I'm not doing favoritism, this is the treatment you deserve."
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