Gotham Dark Godfather
Chapter 44 The Riddler’s Special Hobby
The reason why Zhou Hao keeps encouraging the Riddler Nimago is not that he is as lustful and lustful as the rumors say.Mobile terminal m.. As a time traveler who understands DC characters, Zhou Hao is very aware of the Riddler's chatty nature.When he went to pick up the disc, nothing happened, but he wasted his whole life listening to this guy's nagging. Now that he had just lost his love, he was full of grievances and bitterness and was ready to talk to Zhou Hao.
Now Zhou Hao, who is struggling with a debt of US$[-], has no time and effort to sit in a bourgeois bar, order a Maldini mixed with water, and listen to the Riddler Nemag complain and complain?At least for the next hour, Zhou Hao believed that he would not be harassed by the Riddler and had some time to find a new place to buy the CD.
Of course, there is another ulterior factor. As a special benefit of the Arkham District Police, the first shot can be free of charge. Zhou Hao, who is now heavily in debt, should theoretically save every penny on hand.
"Um...listen to me, Zhou! Isn't it a little too...uh...too inconsistent and exciting to go shopping in a place like that when you're heartbroken?" The Riddler carefully prepared his measures. "I remember the TV show, when you encounter this kind of situation, you should go to a bar or something, and have a few drinks is the right answer..."
Zhou Hao laughed loudly when he heard this, trying to cover up his slight guilt, but he did not reveal any flaw in his words. He turned against the guest and said first: "Don't talk about that yet, Ed! Do you know? Who is born from the bubble? Who has experienced this? Baptism of iron and fire? Who gets the golden apples of Troy?"
Although this riddle was a bad one, it perfectly attracted Nimag's attention. After all, this was his weakest point.
"Um...you want to say Aphrodite? Also called Venus, the goddess of love in Greek mythology----Hey, man, what are you talking about?" Riddler Nimag was confused. asked.
"Exactly this, ~~ in Greek mythology, Venus was obviously married, but she was flirting with Ares, the god of war. For this reason, the angry husband specially made a piece of gold to capture the couple. He got into trouble and was paraded through the streets, making a huge fool of himself. From then on, Venus never did anything to disgrace her husband again," Zhou Hao said, making up nonsense.
"Um...so what does this have to do with me?" Although the Riddler had an outstanding IQ, he didn't understand the meaning of Zhou Hao's words.
"Ed, you are good at everything, but you are too kind to women!" Zhou Hao said with a serious face: "This Ma Ji... No, since Ma Ji spends time with you day and night, of course she should pay attention I know how much you love her, but under such a background, she went to flirt with Fras, which is really too much. You should deal with these two guys the same way you dealt with Venus."
Listening to Zhou Hao's embarrassing talk about straight men's cancer, Riddler Nimag was not expecting it and said subconsciously: "I also made a few dinner appointments with Maggie. I wanted to confess to her but never had the courage... But... ..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhou Hao.
"This shows that you don't understand women at all, so you are so timid! And if you want to fully understand these preening creatures, you have to experience it yourself, so the place we go should not be a bar, but the streets!" Zhou Hao continued to talk nonsense: "You are so hesitant, could it be that you are still a virgin?"
The last sentence was like a drop of water dripping into hot oil, which immediately made Riddler Nimag's face turn red. After all, no normal man is willing to admit such a shameful question, so he hurriedly clarified: "Why... ..Possibly! Who could be a virgin? Well...let’s go, am I still afraid??”
After saying that, he curled up with his hands in his hands and said nothing.
Zhou Hao wiped his sweat and complained secretly:
"What kind of nonsense did I say before? Fortunately, I transferred to Rufeng, and this problem has been solved~ Damn! It's so troublesome to be a big~healthy~~, it's tiring."
......
........
The streets in Arkham were as depressing as ever, with idle women standing on the corners. Even a blind person could tell the occupations of these people at a glance.
Zhou Haoyunyun slowed down the car and honked the horn twice. This was the secret code agreed upon by the police officers in the branch. One honking signal reminded these women to pay attention to their image. There were supervisors nearby. Three honking horns meant they should leave immediately. There will be some tonight. Surprise inspection...and if it rings more than five times, it can only mean that there is a car in front blocking the road.
Hearing the call from the voice, these women slowly gathered around like zombies and said feebly:
"Would you two officers like to have some fun?"
Zhou Hao glanced at the group of people calmly and said lightly: "My good friend has heard about the simple folk customs of Arkham for a long time. He wants to experience it. Find your best and most beautiful girl quickly---- Oh, by the way! Is there anyone here who has studied, preferably someone who has been a student? Ordinary guys are not our cup of tea!"
The woman who spoke frowned and muttered unhappily: "Huh? Since when did this profession require academic qualifications? Do you want to hear the voices of people speaking four different languages?"
Zhou Hao smiled good-naturedly and said nothing.
At this time, a tall girl came forward and said with a smile: "Hello, brothers, I graduated from the biology department of Minnesota State University. I hope to serve you, but I need 20 US dollars to pay for the room later. ,what do you think?"
Seeing this girl, Riddler Nimag's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new world.It's rare to see this idiot react so violently.
Zhou Hao, who saw this in his eyes, smiled to himself: Haha, it seems that there is a chance. I should have time to find some new video stores to discuss prices later...
Unexpectedly, Riddler Nimag looked at the girl and blurted out: "Minnesota State University? Okay, then what family of plants does apple belong to?"
As soon as these words came out, not only the girl was stunned, but also Zhou Hao was stunned. Everyone around him was instantly petrified and looked at Nimag in disbelief.
"If you can't answer this kind of question, how can you be from the biology department?" Riddler Nimag said with a serious face: "Zhou, you must not give them money. Even a freshman at this level can handle it. State University How come someone from the biology department can’t answer it?”
At this moment, Zhou Hao's heart was filled with ten thousand grass and mud horses whizzing by, rushing into the street. He had to figure out how to protect his health. How could he still have intelligence questions and answers when selecting people?The Riddler is so fucking awesome!
The most irritating thing is that this idiot obviously hasn't realized his situation yet. Instead, he looks smug, as if he has revealed something extraordinary. It really makes people want to pretend that they don't know him.
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Now Zhou Hao, who is struggling with a debt of US$[-], has no time and effort to sit in a bourgeois bar, order a Maldini mixed with water, and listen to the Riddler Nemag complain and complain?At least for the next hour, Zhou Hao believed that he would not be harassed by the Riddler and had some time to find a new place to buy the CD.
Of course, there is another ulterior factor. As a special benefit of the Arkham District Police, the first shot can be free of charge. Zhou Hao, who is now heavily in debt, should theoretically save every penny on hand.
"Um...listen to me, Zhou! Isn't it a little too...uh...too inconsistent and exciting to go shopping in a place like that when you're heartbroken?" The Riddler carefully prepared his measures. "I remember the TV show, when you encounter this kind of situation, you should go to a bar or something, and have a few drinks is the right answer..."
Zhou Hao laughed loudly when he heard this, trying to cover up his slight guilt, but he did not reveal any flaw in his words. He turned against the guest and said first: "Don't talk about that yet, Ed! Do you know? Who is born from the bubble? Who has experienced this? Baptism of iron and fire? Who gets the golden apples of Troy?"
Although this riddle was a bad one, it perfectly attracted Nimag's attention. After all, this was his weakest point.
"Um...you want to say Aphrodite? Also called Venus, the goddess of love in Greek mythology----Hey, man, what are you talking about?" Riddler Nimag was confused. asked.
"Exactly this, ~~ in Greek mythology, Venus was obviously married, but she was flirting with Ares, the god of war. For this reason, the angry husband specially made a piece of gold to capture the couple. He got into trouble and was paraded through the streets, making a huge fool of himself. From then on, Venus never did anything to disgrace her husband again," Zhou Hao said, making up nonsense.
"Um...so what does this have to do with me?" Although the Riddler had an outstanding IQ, he didn't understand the meaning of Zhou Hao's words.
"Ed, you are good at everything, but you are too kind to women!" Zhou Hao said with a serious face: "This Ma Ji... No, since Ma Ji spends time with you day and night, of course she should pay attention I know how much you love her, but under such a background, she went to flirt with Fras, which is really too much. You should deal with these two guys the same way you dealt with Venus."
Listening to Zhou Hao's embarrassing talk about straight men's cancer, Riddler Nimag was not expecting it and said subconsciously: "I also made a few dinner appointments with Maggie. I wanted to confess to her but never had the courage... But... ..."
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhou Hao.
"This shows that you don't understand women at all, so you are so timid! And if you want to fully understand these preening creatures, you have to experience it yourself, so the place we go should not be a bar, but the streets!" Zhou Hao continued to talk nonsense: "You are so hesitant, could it be that you are still a virgin?"
The last sentence was like a drop of water dripping into hot oil, which immediately made Riddler Nimag's face turn red. After all, no normal man is willing to admit such a shameful question, so he hurriedly clarified: "Why... ..Possibly! Who could be a virgin? Well...let’s go, am I still afraid??”
After saying that, he curled up with his hands in his hands and said nothing.
Zhou Hao wiped his sweat and complained secretly:
"What kind of nonsense did I say before? Fortunately, I transferred to Rufeng, and this problem has been solved~ Damn! It's so troublesome to be a big~healthy~~, it's tiring."
......
........
The streets in Arkham were as depressing as ever, with idle women standing on the corners. Even a blind person could tell the occupations of these people at a glance.
Zhou Haoyunyun slowed down the car and honked the horn twice. This was the secret code agreed upon by the police officers in the branch. One honking signal reminded these women to pay attention to their image. There were supervisors nearby. Three honking horns meant they should leave immediately. There will be some tonight. Surprise inspection...and if it rings more than five times, it can only mean that there is a car in front blocking the road.
Hearing the call from the voice, these women slowly gathered around like zombies and said feebly:
"Would you two officers like to have some fun?"
Zhou Hao glanced at the group of people calmly and said lightly: "My good friend has heard about the simple folk customs of Arkham for a long time. He wants to experience it. Find your best and most beautiful girl quickly---- Oh, by the way! Is there anyone here who has studied, preferably someone who has been a student? Ordinary guys are not our cup of tea!"
The woman who spoke frowned and muttered unhappily: "Huh? Since when did this profession require academic qualifications? Do you want to hear the voices of people speaking four different languages?"
Zhou Hao smiled good-naturedly and said nothing.
At this time, a tall girl came forward and said with a smile: "Hello, brothers, I graduated from the biology department of Minnesota State University. I hope to serve you, but I need 20 US dollars to pay for the room later. ,what do you think?"
Seeing this girl, Riddler Nimag's eyes lit up, as if he had discovered a new world.It's rare to see this idiot react so violently.
Zhou Hao, who saw this in his eyes, smiled to himself: Haha, it seems that there is a chance. I should have time to find some new video stores to discuss prices later...
Unexpectedly, Riddler Nimag looked at the girl and blurted out: "Minnesota State University? Okay, then what family of plants does apple belong to?"
As soon as these words came out, not only the girl was stunned, but also Zhou Hao was stunned. Everyone around him was instantly petrified and looked at Nimag in disbelief.
"If you can't answer this kind of question, how can you be from the biology department?" Riddler Nimag said with a serious face: "Zhou, you must not give them money. Even a freshman at this level can handle it. State University How come someone from the biology department can’t answer it?”
At this moment, Zhou Hao's heart was filled with ten thousand grass and mud horses whizzing by, rushing into the street. He had to figure out how to protect his health. How could he still have intelligence questions and answers when selecting people?The Riddler is so fucking awesome!
The most irritating thing is that this idiot obviously hasn't realized his situation yet. Instead, he looks smug, as if he has revealed something extraordinary. It really makes people want to pretend that they don't know him.
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