Gotham Dark Godfather

Hearing Clark Kent's sincere consolation, the clown looked sad and blinked, trying to find traces of ridicule or teasing on this silly man's face.After all, he has seen too many guys who pretend to comfort you, but are actually secretly sarcastic and hurtful to other people.

However, what disappoints the clown is that the face of this guy from the metropolis is always filled with sunshine and innocence, and there is no darkness in his eyes.Just like the kind of legendary saint who always believes in the truth, goodness and beauty of human beings, it makes the clown look very dazzling.

"Thank you, kind sir, thank you for giving me the opportunity." The clown said pitifully. At the same time, he skillfully rolled up Clark Kent's sleeve and blew hard in front of his nose: "It seems that I am not suitable for acting. , maybe it’s time to continue doing what you’re doing, can you give me a glass of water? That young master Brucy just now really frightened me, and I can’t stand it anymore.”

There was no trace of disgust or concern on Clark Kent's face, and he nodded understandingly.His new boss, Bruce Wayne, is indeed an aggressive guy. He talks to people every day as if he wants to choke. No wonder Zhou Hao, such an easy-to-talk gentleman, would roll up his sleeves and start a fight when he saw Bruce in the past.

Thinking of this, Clark Kent didn't think much. He took his plastic water bottle from the table and handed it to the clown. Wen Yan said:

"It's best if you think so. In fact, as long as you work hard in any industry, you can get ahead. I know a bakery in a metropolitan area. If you don't have anything to do in the future, you can go there and give it a try. Oh, if you don't mind. , just drink my water, this bottle has not been opened yet, please enjoy it without being polite."

Faced with the concern of the Texas cornfield boy, the clown felt like crying.The reason why he wanted the cup was to smash it into pieces and turn it into a sharp weapon that could kill people, and then capture the judge in front of him as a hostage.

This routine could be said to be one of the Joker's classic murder plots in The Dark Knight Returns a long time ago. People have to lament the rich murder methods of Gotham's crime prince Joker. Almost anything in his hands can be turned into a murderous weapon. .

But what makes people cry is that what Clark Kent handed to the Joker was not an ordinary mug or glass, but an ordinary plastic water bottle.Even for a weird lunatic like the clown, he couldn't figure out how to kill people using a plastic water bottle. He couldn't put this plastic bottle into a person's mouth and suffocate him to death.

Zhou Hao, who was sitting far away, saw the helpless face of the clown and almost couldn't hold back his laughter.After all, among the people present, he was the only one who knew exactly what the Joker was going to do, and he also knew very well that Clark had ruined the Joker's plan.It just feels more exciting and exciting than reading comic books.

"I can't stand you guys, it's so boring." The clown jumped up from the ground with a roar, pressed the switch in his pocket, and shouted hysterically: "It's time for you to see how powerful I am."

And just when the clown was furious, something happened in another place.

The lunch box that had been thrown into the trash can by the delivery boy suddenly started to move out of thin air.After a while, an ugly clown doll emerged from it, with its mouth wide open. Green laughing gas continuously emerged from it, and it flew into the set whistling.

Everyone was shocked for a moment. Unexpectedly, the clown actually had a back-up plan and launched a surprise attack from a super low altitude position.

The clown who was on the field heard the commotion outside and knew that his little robot had started to take action.So without saying a word, he pulled Clark Kent next to him, put the electric shock device in his palm in front of his eyes, and threatened him viciously: "No one can move, I am the real clown, listen now." alright"

However, before he finished speaking, Zhou Hao muttered casually:

“The real clown ended up getting two zero points on his own impersonation show.”

Although the sound was not loud, it was just enough for the people present to hear it.A few people who had a low point of laughter even covered their mouths and snickered.As for the clown involved, he gritted his teeth angrily and cursed at Zhou Hao.

"Dirty, naked, shady, your competition has not been open, fair and transparent from the very beginning. You are definitely operating behind the scenes." The clown was so angry that he rarely got angry.