Gotham Dark Godfather

Chapter 293 The unlucky daily life of the magical piggy (Thanks to @闘元天尊 for the reward)

This disastrous defeat left Magic Piggy completely stunned. It took him a long time to slowly get up from the ground, but he saw that Zhou Hao's favorite chair had been smashed into pieces by himself, and was of no use except for burning firewood. .

And more importantly, in his current situation, he would not be able to climb to the dining table, let alone get that damn bottle of ketchup down.

As for where Zhou Hao will sit for dinner tonight, it is not the focus of the artifact Xiaozhu.

"It won't just fail like this, right? I've been thinking about it for several days," Magic Piggy looked pitifully at the pile of broken chairs and thought sadly.

At this moment, the magical piggy, looking at the broken wood on the ground, suddenly had an idea in his mind. The wisdom of Athena, which had not been used for thousands of years, finally had an idea at this time.

"Since I can't climb up, I might as well just hit this table and forget it. Then we'll see if I can still get the ketchup." The Miracle Pig's frustrated eyes once again lit up with excitement. Very happy to think.

Well, although this idea still continues the characteristics of Wonder Woman's boldness, it is at least a little less technical than the extreme rock climbing drama.

The magical piglet made up its mind without any further hesitation. It got up with a groan, came to the farthest end, used all its strength to suck milk, and crashed towards the dining table.

boom

The whole table was hit with a loud bang. Although his head felt a little dizzy, the sound of cups and saucers shaking on the table made the magical pig very encouraged. He didn't care about anything else. He spread his little hooves and sacrificed again. He used the sudden attack move of the pig, grunting, and continued to hit the corner of the table.

This time the poor dining table could no longer bear the weight. The wooden table corners let out a shrill scream and slowly collapsed.

The magical pig was overjoyed when he saw this, and ran to the side wagging his tail, thinking secretly:

"Great, once the table is overturned, the ketchup on it can be used by me. I can finally say goodbye to this disgusting body."

However, before he was happy for three seconds, the magical pig realized that something was wrong. The dining table fell down like a mountain. The ketchup, dishes, cups, knives and forks on it seemed to have been hit by a trebuchet. The incoming missile hit its head.

That scene was really shocking for a little pig. It was comparable to the posture of thousands of arrows being fired. It frightened the magical pig and subconsciously raised its arms, trying to block those falling things.

Generally speaking, Wonder Woman has faced many difficult and difficult situations when fighting, but most of the time, whether it was the Spartans' salvos of thousands of arrows or the German Maxin heavy machine guns, the magical The heroine only needs to gently lift her magical protective silver bracelet to block all these attacks.

This is the most powerful magic weapon of the Amazon royal family. It is said to be an artifact that can deflect all long-range attacks. In the movie version, it can even defeat Ares, the God of War.

However, at this time, the magical pig subconsciously raised his hand, only to find that he had made a huge mistake.The slowly falling debris activated the passive attribute of the protective silver bracelet.I saw a strong light shining in the room for a moment, and everything was bounced back, and the power even increased several times.

The knives and forks were inserted directly into the ceiling, and penetrated three-thirds of the wood. The chandelier on the roof was riddled with holes and was teetering on the verge of collapse.The dishes, cups, and the like were directly shattered and scattered in every corner of the house like flowers.

The worst thing was that the ketchup was rebounded by the magical power of the bracelet and spread in all directions, splattering the whole house into a mess, just like a murder scene. There were red spots everywhere, but there was not a drop on the ground.

The magical pig stared at everything in front of him with his mouth open. He couldn't believe his eyes. His flawless plan ended up like this. However, there was not even a drop of ketchup on the floor, and he couldn't even write.

At this moment, the door of the room suddenly opened, and Jason walked in humming a tune. As soon as he stepped in, he was shocked by the scene in front of him that was comparable to hell.All the tables and chairs fell to the ground, the ceiling looked like there had been a war, and red ketchup was everywhere. Everything seemed to be in another world.

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