One Piece: Killing Momanosuke by mistake at the beginning

The year 1519 of the Haiyuan calendar.

January [-]:

Business was good last year, and we recruited many compatriots, opened several new restaurants, and opened the largest buffet restaurant in Wano.

Dozens of new mermaid ladies have been recruited. If you want them to serve you, you must become a member. If you want more considerate services, you must become a higher-level member.

Of course, I own a restaurant, so even if they become the highest-level members, they can only enjoy the service of wiping their mouths.

Even so, a group of pirates are spending like crazy as if they don’t have any money, hum!Fool!

But I don’t know why, but the best business is always the palm-sized kebab shop, especially the roasted kidneys.

February [-]th:

Mr. Kaido asked me to be responsible for supplying all the food for this year's Fire Festival. I was unwilling and reluctantly agreed after being hit with three sticks.

At night, I swept the cow dung into several large buckets and used the papa fruit to take revenge on Mr. Kaido. Unexpectedly, I forgot that there was a pirate who drank too much and caused trouble at night, so I slapped him.

February [-]:

The large hot spring resort on Ghost Island needs to be closed due to cow dung falling from the sky and the water source being contaminated.

February [-]:

I contacted Fendel and asked him to help me contact the Chamber of Commerce by giving him a small commission.

February [-]:

The fire festival started immediately, and the ingredients transported by the caravan also arrived.

Although it is the cheapest, and although some of the meat has gone bad, after being soaked in cow urine and sheep urine for one night, the duck meat is pressed into one piece and no one can tell the difference.

March [-]:

The fire festival ended half a day after it started.

The restrooms on Ghost Island were full that day, and there was a pervert in swimming trunks who filled the floor with everyone when he performed on the stage.

April:

In hospital.

May [-]th:

I heard that Mr. Jack has been out again recently. Since he can fly, he has become more and more promiscuous.

But why should I be given a fruit that was thrown away?

Thinking of this, I became so angry that I threw out all the animal excrement accumulated in the restaurant, because Mr. Jack deliberately ate kidneys before leaving, and I deliberately shook his hand when taking the wine.So this time the goal will definitely not be wrong.

May [-]th:

Mr. Kaido came to eat kidneys again. I added some booger to it. He said the flavor was very unique and my barbecue skills had improved again.

May [-]th:

I was beaten by Mr. Kaido today because I didn’t put booger in this time and he said it tasted wrong.

May [-]:

Yamato took the two imps and the broken dog to eat the King's meal again.

Perhaps it was because of the fruit, Yamato could smell that I had added spices to their ingredients.

Lost 300 million Baileys today and had a slight concussion.

June [-]st:

I saw a few men today. They looked a lot like Mr. Kaido and Mr. Jack, but they were a little bloated, a little short, and a little dementia.

Two people were drooling and wanted to eat roasted kidneys, but they didn't give them money after the meal. I was furious and beat them.

Defeated, his butt was spanked.

Several people were knocked unconscious by Mr. Yamato and Kaido who arrived.

I lost 500 million beli and a pair of pants today.

June [-]:

Sister Master brought Lim to replenish her body again. I specially left the elephant whip for Lim without adding any ingredients.

But for some reason, Sister Master kept looking at Lim’s butt.

June 25:

Fendel came to my place after dinner and told me that he was going out to salvage Mr. Jack again, and gave me a newspaper.

"The dung of justice falls from the sky. When the Four Emperors Shanks was fighting Jack, the strongest fishman, he was attacked by a sudden rain of dung."

...

June 26:

Escape failed to no avail. Recently, the whole country of Wano has been under martial law. It is said that those idiots went to make trouble again.

July [-]:

There was a samurai from Huadu who drank too much and wanted me to introduce a compatriot to him as his wife, and he also promised to treat her well.

I thought for a while and introduced to him the employee who has been with me the longest, the female fishman Ahua.

When the samurai saw Ahua for the first time, he fainted because of excitement.

Ahua looked very satisfied and took the samurai away.

August [-]:

Those idiots were beaten to death by Mr. Kaido, and martial law was lifted.

August [-]:

Yamato's followers have a little girl named Ayu and a stinky dog. The little girl is very cute and polite, and she is also a person with abilities.

It is said that he got lost while playing outside, ate a devil fruit, and was rescued by Yamato.

August [-]:

I paid ten for every fake one, and the duck meat was sold as beef. Brother Aladdin gave him a lesson. I took him to Youkuo in the evening and found some wandering girls, but he fell silent.

September [-]st:

Mr. Kaido has been very happy recently and has been eating kidneys more often. He heard that the sea train from Onigashima to Eren Continent is about to be completed.

September [-]:

The pervert who performed shit for everyone at the Fire Festival brought a group of people to eat barbecue. They unexpectedly found that he was not bad and became friends with him. His name was Franky.

September [-]:

Lord Jack turned into Dumbo and landed in front of my store.

Lost 500 million beli today.

Cow dung really tastes bad.

October:

In hospital.

November [-]rd:

After Mr. Jack beat me, he flew out again. I was very angry.So a few more buckets of duck poop were thrown in.

I forgot that I had just been discharged from the hospital, and before I left, I shook hands with my brother Aladdin who picked me up from the hospital.

November [-]th:

Duck droppings rained down from the sky, and I tried to run away to no avail. Black Maria got entangled in spider silk and threw Aladdin and me into a septic tank.

Fighting with Aladdin in a septic tank, accidentally knocking him down and nearly drowning him in feces.

November [-]th:

Gastric lavage.

November [-]th:

Because Lim needed to replenish his body, Sister Master covered her nose and helped me purify it. She is really kind, just like my mother.

The way she looked at Lim was even weirder.

November [-]:

Mr. Jack is back again. When I was adding ingredients to him, I didn't expect that he kept observing me with his knowledge and domineering attitude.

Mr. Kaido is right, the roasted kidneys with boogers taste really good.

December [-]st:

Ahua came back with her husband. The samurai was right. He was indeed very kind to Ahua, but I don’t know why his eyes were swollen and his body was covered with scars. It seemed that being a samurai was not that easy. .

December [-]:

Recently, the number of smile ability users in the Beast Pirates has increased significantly. Kaido is very happy, but those failed pirates can only laugh. Sister Master volunteered to help them purify them.

She is so caring!Just like my mother!

December 25:

Jack drove Yamato back, and also brought back a man in a pink coat. The man vomited blood. It was said that he was injured by Yamato. Fortunately, he survived after being treated by Sister Master.

But after being rescued, Yamato started chasing the two again.

Jack kept shouting that he was just doing charity and had nothing to do with his brothers. I understand charity, but which brother is he?

December [-]:

Seeing that another year is about to pass, and in two months it will be the Fire Festival again. This time I took the initiative to take charge of all the logistics of the Fire Festival.

Beaten by Mr. Kaido, beaten by Mr. Jack, beaten by everyone.

The year 1520 of the Haiyuan calendar.

January [-]rd:

Recently, the Beast Pirates have gained a new user with the ability to release thunder. The small drum stuck in his back is painful to see.

In private, he drank too much so that he could claim to be the God of Thunder, but whenever this happened, he would always wake up and look around with a look of fear on his face.

The poor man must have suffered a lot.

January [-]th:

The guy named Enelu, the Runti siblings, and I began to be drilled by Master Jack again.

This is the thing I hate most because then I have no energy to write in my diary.