Pokémon: Start Food System

My name is Lorraine, an ordinary member of all living beings. If I insist on saying something special, I had a good childhood. My parents were enlightened, which made me grow up healthy and happy. I grew up in the village when I was young. What a brat!That's what people hate and dogs hate.What is stealing chickens and dogs, the real version of qq farm, you can go up trees to touch birds, go down rivers to fish, drill holes if there are holes, and see holes by the river, every time it is as exciting as opening a blind box.Every time you put those sinful hands into the hole, you don't know which will come first, tomorrow or the accident.

Of course, due to being too naughty, mixed doubles cannot escape, and a life without being mixed doubles is incomplete! .Then I went to study in the city after junior high school. I played everything I should play, such as Xiaobawang Learning Machine, PSP, Emerald, Kirby, Fire Emblem, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, etc., and then I grew up and became sensible. Yes, thanks to my parents for letting me have a childhood worth remembering for a lifetime.

After 996, I always felt a sense of emptiness. Looking at my own room and listening to the song on my mobile phone, "The Longer I Grow, the Lonelier I Get", it was really inexplicably uncomfortable.I can't stand it anymore, hurry up and have some fun, alas!It's another day of envying the chaebol, I can't watch it anymore, otherwise I will lose too much blood.It’s better to watch something serious, let’s chase after it, skillfully open the browser and search for "Uncle Another World", and then see the announcement, due to special reasons, tmd is going to stop updating, I don’t have to watch it next week, thinking about the future The happy hour is gone, so annoying, my second aunt, I don’t want to work either (Sichuan dialect), and one more thing, I’m greedy for your body.

It was raining outside the window, and it had been raining for several days.This year's ghost weather, it is really drought to death, waterlogging to death.It reminds you every now and then whether you belong to the drought s or the flood s.Pity me as a single dog, even my uncle, a straight orc man, can get wet, and I, who can't call out "beautiful boy" when I go out, am not even as good as an orc. Right hand left hand slow motion replay.The "beautiful boys" in front of the screen, are we different? Don't lie to yourself. No serious person stays up late to read novels.

I really want to travel to a leisurely world. I have my own house, eat the delicious food I cook, plant the land, raise some pets, and watch the sun rise and fall. Life can be like this.Forget it, let's take advantage of today's rest, catch up on sleep, and have a daydream, everything in the dream, and one more thing, I want to hit 10.I hope the rain will stop tomorrow, otherwise the boss will tell you: Even if the heavy rain makes the world fall, the boss will count you as late.Close your eyes, open them, and the day will pass.

It's so comfortable to sleep, stretch yourself.Open your eyes and see that the surrounding situation is wrong. Where is this? The decoration of the room is wrong. Why do I have more memories in my mind? Let me take it easy. After a few minutes, I actually traveled to the world of Pokémon. I just closed my eyes , opened, a lifetime passed.

Calm down, calm down, as an old prostitute, I have never seen any scenes, games, videos, novels, study materials, as long as I can do prostitution for free, I have to find a way to make it possible if I can’t.One more thing, prostitution makes me happy.

First of all, there is a golden finger in the normal routine, I will try it first;

"system"

"Poke brother"

"Little brother"

This is the Japanese world, do you want to speak Japanese?

"Auntie Washing the Railroad (I Love You)"

"...",

""dad"

System: "in"

This question and answer is very similar to the combination of contemporary college students and artificial mental retardation.

The existence of the system makes me feel relieved.Otherwise, this opening will go to "uncle in another world", after all, all the anime parallel worlds are Japanese-speaking.Except for those few sensitive keywords, I know nothing about the seven orifices and the six orifices.If there is no system, then you can only gamble again, once you close your eyes, you don't know if you can open them again.

"The system introduces itself"

System: "My core idea is that food and beauty should not be let down. People, happiness is the most important thing. The main function is to train the host to become an "elegant" person who can appreciate and create beauty."

"Really jb can brag, isn't it the story that the cook and the proprietress have to tell, I am happy, I can understand and there is one more thing, what does this food have to do with beauties?"

System: "They are all highly educated and severely beaten by the society. Don't speak so directly. Believe it or not, I will leave you right now, or simply put it badly, so that real people can directly experience the past life of "stick brave" in the current world. And one more thing, haven't you heard that to grab a person's heart, you have to grab her stomach first? And who doesn't want a lady boss who is pleasing to the eye?"

"I was wrong, Dad. (Keep up with the pace of the times, recognize your godfather, don't be ashamed, this is called advancing with the times. Comfort yourself like this) Can you change your title?"

System: "With my father and me, your focus is actually on addressing! In principle, it's not allowed (you can understand the meaning of this sentence, if you don't understand it, forget it)."

"(Miao understood) Dad, look, we will depend on each other from now on, we will share our blessings, we will share our troubles, for our bright future, look..."

System: "Give you a chance to think about what name you want to change"

"Why don't you just call it a gourmet (you are not a sage!), concise and clear"

Gourmet: You can still get along with this kid, so don't cheat on him in the future.Appellation is the premise of communication between people, which is neither important nor important. "The name change was successful, Gourmet serves you."

"Then what about my parents?"

Gourmet: "Don't worry, everything has been arranged. It will be enough to live with a car accident and 100w. (The billions of tricks about time travel have been written badly, and I can't think of any tricks)"

Secondly, there should be a gift package for newbies, right?

"Gourmet. Is there a novice gift package?"

Gourmet: "The novice gift package has been distributed, and you can open it if you want to open it"

"Open the novice gift package"

Similar to the five cents special effect of opening a gift bag in an online game,

congratulations on getting

1. Elementary Cooking Skills

2. Choose a gourmet recipe and full-level proficiency

3. The farm is open (currently the warehouse can be used, others need to meet other conditions to unlock)

4. Proficiency in current world languages

5. The authentication function is turned on

"That's it, I thought I was invincible directly, and then I pretended to be slapped in the face and reached the pinnacle of life"

Gourmet: "It's such a good thing, why is it your turn? If there is such a good thing, I will do it myself, and you deserve the surname Zhao?"

"Although it's nonsense, I still want to ask, why did you choose me?"

Gourmet: "First of all, you are pleasing to the eye, and then have some fun, and secondly, your white prostitution is deep. For example: you may not have any experience when you fall in love yourself, but you may laugh very happily when you watch others fall in love , Become a master of emotions in seconds, and finally, under your suggestion, your friend successfully embraced the beauty. When you saw your sister-in-law, your prostitution spirit was ready to move, and you asked to be a brother on the spot, and then the brother paid for you. ", isn't this very happy?.

"The last million questions, what do you need me to do"

Gourmet: "Look for fun, I will calculate the happiness value for you according to the degree of fun"

"That? Ask weakly, money, does it count?"

Gourmet: "You are a fucking genius. You can spot your blind spots, Watson. With money, according to the law of conservation of mass, there will be less trouble and more fun. Except for that" I don’t like money bosses, “exception, money is such a vulgar thing, let’s tentatively set it at 1:1000”

Lorraine has already understood the basic situation of gourmets. Next, he must quickly understand the current world information and his own information.