Hokage: The villain must be cold?

Yuma's voice surrounded Kato Hirotori's mind 360 degrees.

"Hurry up and make a decision, Mr. Kato, otherwise everyone will know about it soon. If you don't believe me, you will hear it."

Kato Hirotori, who had just turned dark and had not yet awakened his power, was completely defeated by Yuma.

He couldn't imagine what would happen if word got out.

"it is good."

Kato Hirotori agreed in humiliation: "But you have to promise that no one can say anything about this."

"no problem."

Yuzhen agreed readily. He didn't want to make things too big. He gave Kato Hirotori laxatives as a prank. Who would have thought that this guy was stubborn.How do you say that? If you don't poop when you have poop, it will hurt your ribs.

Just two more trips to the toilet, so complicated.

Moreover, his super powerful laxative is not poison. It is produced by the system and is only effective for half an hour without any side effects afterwards.

The advertisement reads: Detoxify and nourish the skin, remove dirt and protect your beauty.

Who doesn't know that He Youzhen has a pure nature. Even if he is slandered or slandered, he will only smile slightly and not care.Even repaying evil with kindness will help you become beautiful.

After giving an explanation, Kato Hirotori left in a hurry.

Find the toilet.

When I came out, I didn't feel as weak as expected. Instead, my whole body felt smooth, as if my soul had been baptized.

My waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer painful, and the hemorrhoids I have had for many years are gone.

Apart from the loss of a pair of pants, the rest are all benefits.

"What's going on? Isn't it poison?"

The five paths of ninja include food, fragrance, medicine, energy, and body. This medicine is not only medical, but also poison.

The heart-breaking pain just now was very consistent with the characteristics of poison.Not like a simple laxative.

Now it seems that it is indeed not a simple laxative, but a good medicine for internal and external leakage.

Kato Hirotori, as a civilian ninja, has complicated feelings towards the big family.

I hate their condescending behavior, but also have a mysterious trust in them.

For example, the Uchiha clan has been passed down for thousands of years.

Kato Hirotori wouldn't feel any surprise when he suddenly took out something that he couldn't understand at all.

Kato Hirotori, who was walking and conducting self-defense, didn't notice at all that just a second ago, he wanted to kill Yuma.

Back to the training ground.

Kato Hirotori nodded secretly.

Under the supervision of Yuzhen, the students lined up in a row and threw kunai in an orderly manner.

"You're back, Mr. Kato."

Youzhen smiled and said hello: "Then I'll go back to the team."

"slow."

Kato Hirotori looked around with wandering eyes and chirped like an insect: "Thank you~"

"Clam?"

Youzhen suspected that he heard wrongly.

What kind of situation is this? I've turned you into a black person, but you still thank me.

Why, after turning into a black man, you are attracted by the temperament of this destined villain, are you going to succumb to me?

Yuzhen was a little embarrassed.

"You're welcome."

The appearance of taking it for granted made Kato Hirotori, who had just carried out his own self-defense, even more convinced. He had no idea that this Chun Chun was Yuzhen who was thicker than the city wall.

This is a good boy, different from other Uchihas.

Kato Hirotori looked at Yuzhen with eyes full of recognition.

His approval made Yuzhen even more confused.

A second ago you turned black, went out to load the toilet, and when you came back you recognized me?

Why? This is to expel the worries and make them clear?

[Ding, I am recognized by Kato Hirotori and will be rewarded with a lottery draw. Do you want to start the lottery? 】

"start."

[Ding, congratulations to the host for getting the fantasy music box...]

......

After school, Yuzhen was pestered by Obito.

"Say quickly, you promised me."

Obito waited for a day. If Yuzhen hadn't said that there was a way to capture Lin, would he be like a dog leg and give up his dignity for a roasted whole lamb? He thought that everyone was Akimichi Gouna.

Youzhen’s backhand was violent:

"Call Big Brother."

"you."

Obito was anxious, but thinking of Lin's cute little face, he immediately became discouraged: "Big...brother."

Youzhen was furious again, gained some villain points, and said unhurriedly:

"You are so reluctant to scream, so stop screaming. I saw something wrong with Nohara Rin's look at Kakashi today."

Obito was anxious. He had long thought that Shirogane was not a good person, and it turned out to be true:

"Brother, teach me."

Youzhen looked at the sky and waved: "Follow me."

......

Izakaya is a rare place to relax after a busy day.There are no bosses scolding, elders nagging, or mothers acting recklessly here.

It is a place of relaxation for ordinary people, but also for ninjas.

Many ninjas are used to completing their missions, returning to the village, and coming here to have a few drinks.

Not just because there is one charming landlady here, but because there are two.

Sisters are okay.

Saying "boss", bending down to pour wine, and adding a smile can relieve all fatigue.

"Hey, do you know the three forbidden ninjas? You can't drink alcohol before you are 18 years old."

Obito sat on the high chair, looking embarrassed: "Let's go quickly."

"Call Dad."

Obito: "????"

It's amazing to know how to transform. If you like to take advantage so much, find a temple, lie down on a statue of a god, and someone will kowtow to you every day.

"Youzhen, I'm angry when you are like this."

Obito pouted and took a sip of juice: "It's so sweet."

Yuzhen knew that calling him "big brother" was already the limit, so he had to do things step by step and give Obito some time.

"Have you seen those two beautiful big sisters? Everyone here is just like you."

"Do you all like Lin?"

Obito observed carefully, and after seeing that they were all unshaven uncles, he smiled confidently: "They can't compete with me."

"Shit, I have a secret crush just like you. If you observe carefully, these uncles will say a few words every time they order something. This is all based on experience."

Obito is not stupid, he can even be said to be very smart. He is just a love brain. He will be outwitted when he hears Lin.I have no idea what those uncles are saying.

"The boss lady will have another glass of sake, add ice and water, and if possible, add some milk."

"Boss boss, please give me two peanuts, the plain ones, preferably with fillings."

Youzhen watched with gusto.

The entertainment facilities in Konoha are too scarce, except for some dirty jokes, there is nothing.

Obito: "What do they mean, and what does it have to do with confession?"

"It should be a confession, but it's more subtle."

Youzhen ordered: "This is the key point, please note it down."

"Oh~"

Obito was very serious and with a learning attitude, he took out a pen and paper from his school bag and started writing.

Change as you write, like sake, turning into fruit.

Peanuts turn into marshmallows.

"Can this work?"

"Of course not."

Yuzhen said seriously: "Do you know what my Uchiha's strongest point is?"

"Fire Release, Sharingan, Shuriken."

Obito didn't even think about it.

Yuzhen gave a violent backhand and said: "Wrong, absolutely wrong. Uchiha's strongest skill is dance. Senior, do you think of dance? It's famous in the ninja world."

"Oh"

"Oh what, this is the key point, write it down, we will take the test later."