The system makes me a licking dog

Just now, Ning Yuan asked Fourth Master Qi to get a certificate for himself, which is the kind of certificate that he will fall ill at any time, and he is not responsible for causing trouble.

With Fourth Master Qi's energy, this kind of certificate is just a child's play for him.

But Ning Yuan didn't expect that he could get it done so quickly.

Of course, this certificate Ning Yuan will only use to deal with shameless behavior like this kind of domineering.

When those people walked in, Ning Yuan saw that the leader was the train conductor.

Unexpectedly, this incident would alarm the train conductor.

Zhao Ming was drinking tea at his station. Although he was the train conductor, he didn't have much work.

Just as the train was leaving, he received a call.

Only a few words were said there, Zhao Ming didn't dare to delay, and hurried towards this side.

Zhao Ming walked up to Ning Yuan and looked at the old man clutching his chest without saying a word.

"Old man, what's the matter? What's wrong with you?"

Seeing the train conductor approaching, the old man wailed, weakly, "Train conductor, you have to make the decision for me, don't I just take a rest in his place, this young man has no morals at all, he insisted on pulling me up, hey ~Yo~, my chest hurts badly now, I just had a heart operation, I can’t stand it, now I feel uncomfortable all over, he, he has to see a doctor for me!”

"Yes! Train conductor, you have to decide for us!" The woman raised her eyebrows and shouted.

Hearing what these two people said, Zhang Qingqing suddenly became anxious.

"The train conductor, it's not what they said! They just wanted to occupy our seats. I told them nicely that this old man wanted to push me, so I...my boyfriend grabbed his wrist! It’s not what he said, you have to forcibly pull him up! If you don’t believe me, you can ask everyone.”

Zhao Ming glanced at Zhang Qingqing and Ning Yuan, then glanced around.

however!

No one around was willing to speak for Zhang Qingqing.

They just want to watch the show.

Seeing that no one was willing to stand up and speak, the old lady immediately became excited.

"Look! Did you see that! What she said is a lie, no one is willing to speak for her, conductor, you have to decide for us! Let them lose money! 100 million!"

Things got to this bottom.

Everyone thinks that these two people are finished!

All waiting to see a good show.

Losing 100 million is impossible.

However, I am definitely going to vomit some blood today!

Everyone is waiting to see how the train conductor will deal with this pair of young people.

however,

Zhao Ming smiled and said, "Ma'am, let me have a look at your ticket."

The old woman froze for a moment.

"The train conductor, they! They bully us, what do you want me to do with the ticket?"

Zhao Ming still kept smiling.

"Auntie, no matter what happened to you just now, I want to see your ticket now, please take out your ticket and let me see."

ticket?

Neither of them have it at all!

They also went to Xijiang, but they only bought tickets for one stop, just to take the bus for free and take advantage of it.

Now, the train conductor suddenly wanted to check their tickets, the old lady panicked, and she elbowed the wailing old man.

The old man stood up abruptly.

"What's your situation! They're bullying people, why don't you come to check our tickets if you don't look for them! I understand! Do you know each other! Everyone is in charge of us, bullying people! The train conductor is also bullying people!"

When the old lady saw it, she followed suit.

"You gang up to bully people, everyone filmed it! The train conductor is unreasonable! Help your relatives and don't help, post it on the Internet! Let the country investigate them!"

Zhao Ming still kept smiling and raised his voice.

"Everyone take out the tickets, we are going to check the tickets now!"

After Zhao Ming finished speaking, the old man who went to smoke just came back.

"Come on, comrade, check mine first! Everyone take out the tickets and cooperate with other people's work. If someone does not buy a ticket and sneaks up and occupies other people's seats, everyone will suffer!"

It has to be said that the old man's words are very important.

Do not suffer from widowhood, but from inequality!

The people here are all ordinary people, they all bought tickets and spent a lot of money.

If someone didn't buy a ticket, others took advantage of it, and he didn't take advantage of it, then it didn't mean he was at a disadvantage.

So, some people started to join in.

"Come on, everyone, take out your tickets."

"Comrade, here, here is my ticket."

"this is mine."

Everyone took out their tickets, but Zhao Ming just stared at the couple.

"Your ticket, take it out and let me have a look."

"Take it out! You don't even have a standing ticket, do you?"

"That's right, did you guys evade the fare?"

The old man and the old lady looked at each other, and then the old man tilted his neck.

"Hey~ yo~ ouch~ I can't do it, my heart is not feeling well! Doctor, I want a doctor."

The old man leaned over at this moment.

"Let's go, I'm a doctor, come, let me show you."

Looking at the old man, the old man pretending to be sick was stunned, and the old lady was also stunned.

"You say you are a doctor, you are a doctor! Do you have a medical certificate?"

The old man smiled and took out the certificate from his pocket.

"Commander, this is my doctor's qualification certificate. My name is Fang Jianjun. I have been an internist in Xijiang Provincial Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine for 40 years. I am also good at heart disease."

Originally, Zhao Ming was also in a dilemma. If the old man kept pretending to be sick, he really couldn't help it.

but now,

The old man looked like a righteous man.

"Okay, then show the old man quickly."

"no!"

The old lady raised her hand to stop Fang Jianjun.

"I don't believe you! Who knows how good you are!"

The old lady organized Fang Jianjun to prevent him from doing it.

The old man wailed again and again.

Things are deadlocked.

And that old lady looked at Ning Yuan.

"Look at what you have done to my old man, lose money!"

It seems that you still have to do it yourself.

Ning Yuan ignored the old lady, but took out his mobile phone and handed it to Zhao Ming.

"The train conductor, here is my card, please take a look."

After finishing speaking, Ning Yuan laughed deliberately, staring at the domineering couple, looking scary.

And Zhao Ming was shocked when he saw the proof on Ning Yuan's phone.

On the certificate, there is an intermittent mental illness diagnosis certificate written impressively!

At this time, Zhao Ming remembered what he said on the phone, just cooperate with that little gentleman when the time comes.

"You don't hurry to leave! You are still pretending to be you here! We can't control him when he kills you later!"

After speaking, Zhao Ming handed the phone screen to the couple.

The old lady glanced at it and read it out.

"Intermittent psychosis...diagnosed proof..."

"Fuck!"

"Stay away from him!"

"With this, it's okay to kill these two old guys!"

"No wonder!"

The old man who was pretending to be sick suddenly became fine after hearing what the old lady said.

He even bounced up directly from his position, and stepped back to distance himself from Ning Yuan.

"Why are you taking our place!"

Ning Yuan shouted loudly.

"Tickets! Take out your tickets!"

Ning Yuan deliberately pretended to be crazy.

This pair of old guys have never seen such a scene. They sat domineeringly before, and those people are not their opponents.

"Car conductor, hurry up! Get him out of here!"

take away?

It is impossible to get rid of it!

Zhao Ming had to cooperate.

"Oh, how do you get rid of it? He's still normal now, besides, he just wants to see your tickets, so why don't you take them out?"

"Oh, how can we have a ticket, we are mixed up!"

The old man with the scar face said in horror.

"Ah! It's really fare evasion!"

"Grass, dare to pluck our wool!"

"Drive them down!"

"Get off!"

"Let them make up the fare, fine!"

"Yes, a fine!"

"It's really bad guys getting old!"

Everyone pointed at the two people who had shrunk to the glass and cursed in various ways.

When the matter developed to this point, Ning Yuan already knew that he didn't need to continue to stand out, so he walked up to Zhao Ming.

"Is there any sleeper berth for the train conductor? We want to make up the fare."

Zhao Ming nodded, then explained a few words to the conductor beside him, and led Ning Yuan and Zhang Qingqing to the other side of the carriage.