I am a god in Naruto

Seeing that under the influence of Hashirama Mudun, the rice fields in front of them all matured in the blink of an eye, the people watching in front of the rice fields were a little surprised.

No matter how many times I see Hashirama use Wood Release, every time I see it I feel like it is a miracle.

"The God of Ninja World!"

"The God of Ninja World!"

"The God of Ninja World!"

"The God of Ninja World..."

……

After the villagers of Konoha recovered from the shock of Mu Dun, they shouted with all their strength, even if their faces turned red and their necks were thick, they would not stop.

They were celebrating because they saw Hashirama using Wood Release with their own eyes to accomplish this incredible feat.

Another cheer at the resolution of the food crisis that had plagued these people for so many days.

During these days, the villagers of Konoha already knew that Konoha was about to run out of food. However, because they believed that Hashirama would solve the food problem, the villagers of Konoha did not cause any trouble. Now that they see that their trust has not been betrayed, These people are proud of themselves.

Just as the villagers of Konoha were chanting 'God of the Ninja World', Senju Aki, who was standing in the crowd, used his psychic technique to channel Hawkwind.

Then he jumped onto Yingfeng's back, letting Yingfeng take him straight into the sky and fly away into the distance.

He wanted to find out how many rice fields Hashirama had ripened using the Wood Release and Grain Sea Technique, and then calculate how many days these rice fields would be enough to feed all the villagers of Konoha.

It's not just the Senju Clan who are in action. These days, the Seven Dung Thieves, who have just been established and have grown rapidly, have seen Hashirama accomplish such a feat.

Everyone was as excited as their ancestors, and gathered around the leader of the seven dung thieves, discussing emotionally.

Seven members of the group of excrement thieves - Head Six: "Brother, the price of Lord Hashirama's excrement will increase this time!"

Seven people stole dung - the second boss: "Sixth brother, do you need to say this? Isn't this the lice on the bald man's head - obvious?"

The Seven People Stealing Feces - The Fourth Boss: "My eldest brother decided not to sell all of Lord Hashirama's excrement and keep some of it for collection. I still didn't understand it, so I had a dispute with him. Now it seems that I was short-sighted. I apologize to the elder brother here. No matter what you say in the future, elder brother, I will never refute it!"

Seven members of the gang of dung thieves - the boss: "Fourth brother, what are you talking about? We are all brothers, how can I blame you for such a trivial matter?"

Seven members of the dung thief - the fifth leader: "Brother, brothers are listening to you now, just tell us what we should do next!"

The Seven Thieves of Dung—The Boss: "Since everyone thinks that I can lead everyone to develop better and let the name of the Seven Thieves of Dung spread throughout the ninja world, then I will just say a few words. Now we see The price of Hashirama-sama’s shit will increase, so the focus of our mission will change. Since we can’t find Xiao Anyi’s shit, we won’t look for it anymore. We will try our best to collect Hashirama-sama’s shit first, and take advantage of this opportunity. Let’s take another chance to make a good fortune.”

The other six heads of the seven dung thieves said: "Big brother is wise!"

……

In fact, Tobirama knew that there was a strange organization like the Seven Poo Thieves in Konoha. After all, he was in charge of the ANBU. He knew all about any trouble in Konoha. He also told Hashirama that someone stole his feces and sold it. thing.

Originally, Tobirama thought Hashirama would feel disgusted and was ready to disband this weird organization on the spot, but Hashirama stopped him. Hashirama felt that since his shit could help the villagers of Konoha create wealth, this was a good thing. Don't interfere too much with them, just let them be.

After weighing the pros and cons, Tobirama agreed with Hashirama's decision. Anyway, he had studied enough about his elder brother and Mu Dun, and now the focus of his research was entirely on An Yi.

Even if the Seven Thieves stole his elder brother's feces and sold it, it would not affect his research. Moreover, the appearance of the Seven Thieves would also be beneficial to Konoha's sewer dredging work, like the toilets in the Senju clan's fields. The Thousand Hands Clan spent money to hire people to clear the sewers. Now that the Seven Poo Thieves not only don't have to hire people, others also pay to help clear the sewers in the toilets in the Thousand Hands Clan's fields.

(In order to steal feces more conveniently, the seven excrement thieves specially spent money to unblock the sewers of the toilets in the Thousand Hands tribe.)

But what Hashirama and Tobirama didn't know was what embarrassing consequences their decision to 'let things go' would have a few years later.

A few years later, all the aristocratic men who like to collect are proud of collecting Hashirama's shit, and respect collecting comfortable shit, and even once again extended a new profession - shit connoisseur.

(Easy's shit has less circulation in the ninja world, so it is particularly precious. As for why it has less circulation...)

And a few years later, when the game owners gathered and chatted, they would compare whose collection of poop had the weirder shape.

A certain player: "I have a pile of shit between the S-shaped pillars!"

A certain player said: "What are you talking about? I have a triangular one, am I proud of it?"

A certain player said: "Round shape, low profile!"

A certain famous person: "I have something comfortable!"

Players: "You are awesome!"

……

"Uchiha Madara, how about it, I'm awesome!"

After using the Wood Release and Grain Sea Jutsu, Hashirama immediately came to show off in front of Uchiha Madara, who was looking at the rice fields in front of him with his arms folded.

Before using this Wood Release and Grain Sea Technique, Hashirama didn't know how effective it would be. He and Tobirama had only done a small experiment in the past few days, using Wood Release to generate other seeds.

This was the first time he had used Wood Release on such a large scale to induce birth. Originally, he wanted to wait until this ninjutsu was completely perfected before performing it for everyone, but Tobirama said that he wanted to give some explanations to the villagers of Konoha and comfort them. He immediately drove the duck onto the shelf and pushed him out.

But now that he sees the effect, Hashirama is still very satisfied, thinking that now he doesn't have to go to An Yi to exchange for fruit.

If you want to eat durian, just use the Wood Release: Durian Sea Jutsu, then use the Wood Release: Mango Sea Jutsu to make Tobirama agree to become Hokage, and finally use the Wood Release: Pineapple Sea Jutsu and the Dragon Fruit Sea Jutsu to make him Uchiha Madara praised Hashirama for being so powerful. Hashirama couldn't help but smile proudly when he thought of this:

"Hahaha……"

Uchiha Madara, who was thinking about something, looked at Hashirama beside him who was convulsed for some reason, and couldn't help but walk away, as if he was afraid of being infected by Hashirama.

Uchiha Madara has been having trouble sleeping and eating these past few days. He can't eat or sleep well. He relies on An Yi to send him pineapples and dragon fruit every day. From time to time, he even goes to the grave of his younger brother Izuna.

As for the reason, it is naturally An Yi's summoning of Pikachu and Pikachu. In Uchiha Madara's view, An Yi's Blood Succession Limit can even conjure such living creatures, so wouldn't it be very possible to resurrect him? Brother Izuna?

Moreover, the yellow-skinned mouse named Pikachu can easily release S-level lightning escape ninjutsu, and his younger brother Izuna may not be that strong.

(Because Pikachu has performed "One Hundred Thousand Volts" in public, and Duck has performed "Falling" in public, people in Konoha think that Pikachu is a fighting pet, and Duck is an ornamental pet, but they don't know that Duck God Much stronger than Pi Shen.)

In the past few days, the more Uchiha Madara thought about it, the more he felt that An Yi could resurrect his brother Izuna. However, due to personality problems, he was embarrassed to ask when An Yi would fully recover. He could only put his expectations, worries, worries, and longing... All kinds of emotions are pressing in my heart.