I am a god in Naruto

"This...I don't know much about this. Mr. Tong just asked me to come back and inform you as soon as possible."

The Thousand Hands tribesman scratched his head and explained.

In fact, Hashirama was found by accident. There were so many ninjas in Konoha that they almost turned Konoha upside down, but there was still no trace of Hashirama.

The eyes of Hinata and Uchiha were sore, the dogs of the Inuzhi clan were so tired that they stuck out their tongues, the bugs of the Aburame clan were about to rebel, not to mention the ninjas of other clans.

Finally, there was a ninja who was looking for Hashirama. When passing by the Hokage Building, he suddenly felt the need to urinate, so he found a public toilet nearby. When it was convenient to enter, he discovered the god of ninja who was excreting in the toilet. Between Thousand Arms Pillars.

When I was looking for Hashirama before, no one came to this toilet to look for it. After all, the Hokage Building was not far from here, and it was in the center of Konoha's village. I didn't expect anyone to trap Hashirama here.

In fact, almost everyone thinks that Hashirama is trapped outside Konoha. Otherwise, with Hashirama's strength, he can use wood to grow a few towering trees, and people can find him.

Besides, in this public toilet, people of the Hyuga clan never peek into the toilet, fearing that if outsiders find out, it will damage the reputation of the Hyuga clan.

The dogs of the Inusu clan will be confused by the smell of the toilet, and the Inusu clan always takes their ninja dogs far away from the toilet, for fear that their ninja dogs can't help but come to the toilet to eat.

As for the Aburame clan, their bugs are all burrowed into their bodies, and they won’t let bugs come to the toilet. If they get something on them and burrow back into their bodies, hey, it makes them sick just thinking about it.

In this way, Senju Hashirama has been staying in this toilet, but the entire Konoha has been searching for it for an hour and has not been found.

Just when Uzumaki Mito, An Yi and others were curious about why Hashirama was in the toilet next to the Hokage building.

Qianju Tobirama also rushed back. As soon as he came back, he looked at An Yi with complicated eyes and said:

"Xiao Anyi, I really need your help this time. How do you feel about yourself now? Can you use the Blood Succession Limit on your uncle Hashirama again?"

"Tobirama, what's going on? Didn't Hashirama find it? Why do you let Xiao Anyi use the blood successor limit? And why is Hashirama in the toilet?"

Uzumaki Mito was confused now and couldn't help but ask Senju Tobirama.

An Yi, who was being held by Senju Sakurako and eating a silver prawn that was more than one meter long, was also a little confused. Didn't Uncle Hashirama find it?But doubts remain doubts, An Yi still answered:

"Uncle Tobirama, I'm not sure. Did something happen to Uncle Hashirama?"

An Yi thought for a moment about the backlash caused by his excessive use of the utterance this morning, and then felt his current very weak body. He really didn't know if he could use the ability of the utterance against Hashirama again.

"Tobirama, what happened to Hashirama?"

Seeing that Senju Tobirama was silent and hearing An Yi's words, Uzumaki Mito asked again.

"Yes! Uncle Tobirama, what happened to my father-in-law? Please say something!"

Asuka also spoke. Seeing Tobirama's attitude, she also began to worry about Hashirama.

Seeing that his sister-in-law and Asuka kept asking questions, Tobirama knew that it would be impossible for him not to answer, so he could only sigh and explain:

"Sister-in-law, don't worry, Asuka, my eldest brother is fine, it's just..."

"Just what?"

Uzumaki Mito now wants to give Tobirama a beating. Where has the usually cold and straight Tobirama gone?Why is my mother-in-law now?

"It's just that my eldest brother is having a stomachache right now. He keeps excreting and can't stop."

Tobirama directly told Hashirama's current state, and silently mourned for Hashirama in his heart, saying that he would not be safe at the end of the year.

The number one in the ninja world, Senju Hashirama, who is revered as the god of the ninja world, would actually be trapped in the toilet one day because he couldn't stop excreting. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, no one would believe him.

Recalling that after hearing the news, the clan leaders of Konoha went to the toilet to verify it, Tobirama secretly decided not to offend An Yi for anything in the future.

He cannot bear the power of this social death.

"How could this happen? Tobirama, take me to see what's going on with Hashirama?"

When Uzumaki Mito heard Tobirama's words, her first reaction was that she couldn't believe it. She had been married to Hashirama for so many years, but she had never seen him having a stomachache. However, looking at Tobirama's expression, she realized that this might be true.

"Sister-in-law, it won't work if you go. My brother's condition is not due to physical problems, but due to the influence of Xiao Anyi's blood inheritance limit. I tried it before I came back, and I couldn't even control the sealing technique."

Tobirama said helplessly, but he was more interested in the comfortable blood succession boundary. Even the sealing technique had no effect. This was the first time he saw it.

Normally, when facing a sealing technique, one has to either avoid it, break it with brute force, or get rid of the person who uses the sealing technique, but Hashirama is in a different situation now, his chrysanthemum is now In a sealed immune state.

"What do you mean?" Uzumaki Mito was a little confused.

"You also know that the reason why Xiao Anyi overused the Blood Succession Limit is because of my eldest brother. My eldest brother thought Xiao Anyi's Blood Succession Limit was very magical at noon, so he asked Xiao Anyi to use the Blood Succession Limit on him. Xiao Anyi was very obedient. Just say that my eldest brother is going to have a stomachache, and then you all will know."

To be honest, if he hadn't been in front of Uzumaki Mito now, Senju Tobirama might have laughed out loud. Just because of the words of a five-year-old kid, the god of ninja world had been annoyed all afternoon.

"Uncle Tobirama, didn't Xiao Anyi collapse and fall asleep at noon and you brought him back? Could it be..."

Asuka thought back to the time when Senju Tobirama brought Xiao Anyi back, and found that it had been almost ten hours ago.

"Yes, that's what you think."

Senju Tobirama used his lifelong skills to hold back his laughter, and at the same time, he continued to cause chakra chaos in his body and cause pain, so he didn't laugh out loud.

"Pfft~ Hahaha... I didn't expect... I didn't expect that Hashirama would be here today, hahaha..."

Senju Tobirama suppressed laughter, but Uzumaki Mito couldn't help it. He was laughing so hard that he couldn't stop.

"Giggle..."

"Jie Jie Jie..."

"Hey hey hey..."

……

Under the influence of Uzumaki Mito's laughter, everyone present couldn't help laughing.

Women like Asuka and Senju Sakurako's smiles are quite reserved, but An Yi and Senju Tobirama's smiles are a bit off. Fortunately, An Yi looks cute and smiles cutely, but Tobirama seldom smiles because he keeps a straight face for a long time. Laugh, this sudden smile, the laughter is still a little infiltrating.

After a while, the people present managed to control their smiles, but after looking at each other they couldn't help but laugh again!

"No, I can't think about it now. I can't help myself when I think about it, hahaha..."

"Mother-in-law, please stop laughing. When you smile, I want to laugh too, giggle..."

"Aunt Mito, sister Asuka, sister Sakurako, my stomach hurts from laughing, hahaha..."

"Sister-in-law, the top priority now is to save my eldest brother. My eldest brother is still in the toilet! Hahahahaha..."