I am a god in Naruto

"Let me go! Let me go quickly..."

Nara Shikako saw that it was useless to force him with kind words, so he changed back to his yelling posture.

But this time, he hadn't shouted for long before he heard a "bang..." sound. Nara Shikako's voice disappeared instantly, and his violent struggle stopped.

Several children carrying Nara deer calves followed the sound and looked back.

I saw a child from the Nara clan, holding a brick in his hand, and there was a freshly made brick mark on the face of Nara Shikako.

"what are you doing?"

"You have a grudge against him?"

"He's pathetic enough, why do you still beat him?"

……

Several children from the Nara clan didn't understand why the companion holding the brick in his hand did this?Inquiries were sent out one after another.

"Hehe~ Don't I want to relieve his pain a little? Now that he is no longer noisy or struggling, we can send him to Konoha Hospital soon!"

The child who had just knocked out the Nara deer calf with a brick in his hand scratched his head, smiled, threw the brick into the flowers, and then gave his explanation in a righteous manner.

"You...your idea is very good."

The children who were carrying the Nara deer calf heard this explanation and felt the Nara deer calf they were carrying, but there was no reaction at all. They couldn't help but praise this idea as a good one.

……

Soon, several children from the Nara clan came to Konoha Hospital carrying the Nara deer calf.

"What's wrong with you? What happened to the brick mark on his face? Did he fight with someone? The guy who hit him was very cruel. This brick hit the vital point. It's not much more force. A lot of points..."

At the clinic of Konoha Hospital, a doctor who was responsible for simple diagnosis and treatment and then recommended patients to other doctors looked at the marks on Nara Shikako's face and started to comment out of his professional habits.

"No, doctor, you misunderstood. We didn't come to the hospital because of this brick mark. We put this brick mark in order to prevent him from struggling all the time."

The children of the Nara clan quickly explained.

After hearing the explanations of the children in front of him, the doctor gave them a meaningful look. He had no hatred or hatred and could not do this kind of anti-struggle method. However, his good medical literacy prevented him from interfering. The patient's private affairs, and asked about Nara Shikako's condition again:

"What's wrong with him?"

"He has mental problems..."

Several children from the Nara clan didn't know what the doctor in front of them was thinking. When they heard him asking about his condition, they hurriedly said something, and I explained in one word:

"Is he having a mental problem? Come on, tell me in detail what symptoms he has..."

When the children of the Nara clan said that Nara Kako was suffering from mental problems, the doctor immediately became more energetic and leaned forward. He carefully observed Nara Kako first, and then said with great interest. Several children from the Nara clan are waiting to report their illness.

He has worked here since the day Konoha Hospital was established. During this period, he has seen countless patients, but so far there have been only two cases of mental problems.

One example is that Hiruzen Sarutobi was often beaten by Sasuke Sarutobi, so he gradually came up with the idea of ​​betraying the Sarutobi clan and becoming a father to the clan leaders of other families in Konoha. Among them, the old pig Shikacho was the best choice. Being able to achieve his ideas also angered Sarutobi Sasuke.

If he could really make Sarutobi Sasuke angry, then he wouldn't have to recognize his father and just return to the Sarutobi clan to inherit the position of leader.

However, before their hospital had time to treat this case, they were replaced by Sarutobi Sasuke who came angrily. According to Sarutobi Sasuke, there was something wrong with the child, and there was nothing that couldn't be solved with a beating. If there was, then again Beat him up!

Not to mention the effectiveness of this treatment method, Sarutobi Sasuke never mentioned it again after being beaten.

There is another case also from the Sarutobi clan. I have to say that the Sarutobi clan has many talents!

This case is about a member of the Sarutobi tribe who has gradually lost interest in girls in recent times. Instead, he has become extremely interested in the female monkeys in his tribe, especially the two silverback gorillas that An Yi gave to Sarutobi Hiruzen. The female end.

Everyone in the hospital was very interested in this bizarre case and proposed various solutions. Unfortunately, for now, there was no method that could help the Sarutobi tribesman change his sexual orientation.

I heard that the Sarutobi tribesman was preparing for a wedding with a female monkey recently, and I heard that the wedding was planned in a Chinese style.

Now everyone in Konoha knows that anyone with mental problems is a weirdo, so now there is a suspected mental problem of a person who is still a child, which greatly arouses the curiosity of this doctor. bloom.

"Doctor, you don't know, his behavior today is very abnormal. Look at the way he is dressed. If he doesn't have any serious illness, he will definitely not be able to do it..."

"And let me tell you, doctor, when we captured him and brought him to the hospital, he was extremely happy at first, smiling like a fool, and then became furious. My mother found out that my father went to Meiji Then he pretended to be pitiful, as if my dad begged my mom to forgive him, and then he got angry again..."

"Yes, just because of this, I was startled. I immediately grabbed a brick from the flower bed nearby, and then slapped a brick on his face..."

The children of the Nara clan took turns explaining to the doctor what Nara Shikako had just done.

When the doctor heard this, he looked at Nara Shikako's outfit and immediately felt that Nara Shikako was suffering from mental illness. He immediately waved his hand and slapped a button under the table.

The next second, the entire Konoha Hospital sounded an alarm. This button was the alarm button. It was set up to quickly alert all doctors in the hospital in case of emergency. It has not been used since the establishment of Konoha Hospital. Got it!

Now it is used by this doctor as a gossip spreading device.

(It’s so cold during the Chinese New Year! I’m almost freezing here. I’m still shivering even if I’m in the house. I really don’t know when it will get warm again.

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