Harry Potter: The Dragon Lord Comes to Hogwarts

"Points will be deducted for unqualified appearance, and I hope you can get rid of the habit of wiping yourself after eating..."

Listening to Professor McGonagall's voice, Dudley smiled gently and did not refute:

"Thank you for your kindness, Professor Mc... Greg!"

"I hope you can remember!"

Professor McGonagall said no more, shaking his wrist and slowly taking off the khaki sorting hat.

Although Dudley's expression didn't change, his palms were still in his pockets!

The furry touch in the palm will soon disappear.....

The moment the Sorting Hat was placed on its forehead, its dark mouth pouted...

The Sorting Hat began to mutter:

"Oh... Dudley Dursley!?

Let me see your personality and hobbies.

You like reading, you like sports, and you like self-discipline...

It's good character...."

【Oh....... Although it's not very difficult....

So where do you fit in, dear little wizard?

In my opinion... I like reading books, I also like sports, and I prefer self-discipline....

These are great qualities!

Let me see... putting you in Slytherin?

Although it’s not possible, I feel inexplicably that you are the most suitable here... It’s a pity...]

.......

[So... consider putting it in Hufflepuff?

Let me see, Hufflepuff is nice though.

The students here are warm, loyal, and the food in the cafeteria is great, but because you are too self-disciplined, you have high demands on yourself...

I think this is not suitable for you, you will waste your talent...]

........

【Um.....

In my feeling....I think Ravenclaw is the best for you!

The students in Ravenclaw College, to be honest, they are curious, intelligent, pursuing knowledge and excellent quality of life, which almost perfectly fits your hobbies...

I like reading, I also like sports, and I like self-discipline more...see how this fits

I think this place is very suitable for you, I believe you are welcomed by the Ravenclaws....

So...let me see...your...]

However, when it comes to the sorting hat, the tone is stagnant:

He seemed to be talking to himself, with some doubts:

"Huh? Strange..."

"strangeness....."

"Little guy, why did you suddenly 'change your mind' again?

Why do you suddenly dislike reading and sports?

Or even hate self-discipline? "

"Does it mean that there is another 'self' living in your heart?"

"Very well, I seem to have discovered something interesting!"

The Sorting Hat's emotions were clearly mobilized.

It is talking to itself faster and faster:

"Little guy, let me see what is the deepest hidden favorite in your mind?

oh.......

I saw......

In your heart....

What you really like is lying down and napping?

Ok?

Didn't you work regularly before?Why do you like lying down and taking a nap?

Uh....

Do you have something more to like?

There are countless cheeses when you open your mouth when you sleep! ?

My God, this is not a good habit for a little wizard, the pursuit of knowledge is the most taboo..."

The Sorting Hat's voice seemed a little stiff at this moment...

"You... how can you do this?

You actually hate self-discipline from the bottom of your heart...

You hate self-discipline! ?

Why is that?

what! ?

Because doing one thing repeatedly with self-discipline will make you feel painful!

That's an extremely dull and tedious act....

Strange...strange, so many nasty things in your life!

Is there no point of positive energy?

never mind......

Let me see what's your favorite?

Um.....

What's your favorite thing to do to sleep coiled up? "

The Sorting Hat was stunned, and he found that everything seemed irreversible...

"Uh...now you hate lying down and sleeping?

It's very dark in here?

Have you found that your cervical spine is a little sore when you sleep cross-legged recently?

The quality of sleep is too poor, resulting in poor spirits, which will affect the quality of hair and skin...."

[What kind of hobbies are these, simply...]

The sorting hat is very upset:

"Forget it, let me see your character!

Hmm... You are very timid and afraid of being frightened!

But you feel extremely disgusted with those big guys, and defeating them is the most important thing you should do...

Well it seems that you consider yourself weak but never lacking in courage.

Then it's decided! "

Just then Dudley's other hand in his pocket moved again!

The tone of the Sorting Hat did not stagnate at all:

"Dudley Dursley, your house is Gryffindor!

I hope your courage can be honed to be more tenacious here! "

Professor McGonagall reached out her hand decisively, her expression remained unchanged, and she looked at the time, it was less than 30 seconds!

This little Dursley wizard from a Muggle family is not very talented.

He lifted the sorting hat casually.

Dudley's expression was unusually calm, and he took the initiative to walk towards the Hogwarts campus!

The applause around him was not very enthusiastic, but he saw Harry sitting at the front table vigorously waving his little hands as a sign of welcome.

Dudley smiled and took the initiative to walk to Harry's side!

Harry gave Ron a push:

"You are in the way, hurry up and give way!"

Ron slumped with some reluctance, and got up to sit on Harry's left side.

"Okay, Harry, you have to learn to think about your friends!"

Dudley patted Harry on the shoulder and took the initiative to sit opposite Harry.

Hermione on the side looked at Dudley curiously and said:

"Aren't you excited?"

Dudley replied calmly, "What are you excited about?"

Hermione stretched out her hand and made a big circle: "So many people welcome you, how do you keep your face unchanged?

To be honest, do you have facial paralysis, otherwise this is really incredible! "

Dudley looked at Hermione's oval face and thought for a while, then replied:

"........."

[Extra:

Dudley: "It's useless if you know what you don't understand!"

Hermione: "???? What are you talking about?"]

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ps: The branching school is over, I hope you don’t worry...the author doesn’t make any preparations, just "be cool", what will the author write in the follow-up... the ruthless readers have run away without seeing anything, the author will drink Northwest It's windy...thousands of mistakes are wrong because the author writes too slowly.

Back to the topic, the ending of the sorting has already come out. The eldest cousin did not officially participate in the sorting ceremony. The one who was finally sorted to "Hogwarts" was Totoro, who possessed the courage of a weak creature and the ruthlessness of a python. That's why "it" was sorted into Hogwarts.

The big cousin became the protagonist who entered Hogwarts without being "sorted".... (Will there be an extra branch?)...

The big cousin's sorting "ceremony" is not over yet, and the entanglement between him and the [Sorting Hat] will continue. After all, this "hat" contains the "King Arthur's Sword", and only those with the will to "lead" can pull it out. Out, the sword of Gryffindor... (Whether I can write this depends on everyone's support...)

[Note: The Sorting Hat clears ag, the ending is 'yyds', and the next step is the collision of the magic of 'heavy metal biological genes' and the microcosm...]

(＾?＾●)? Thank you for your support. The author will continue to work hard~???

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