Ruochen legend of Douluo

Dai Mubai saw that Li Yusong's beard was standing up in anger, and he quickly grabbed Zhang Ruochen and said to Li Yusong, "Teacher Li Yusong, Zhang Ruochen is definitely not over 13 years old, don't worry."

Of course Li Yusong knew that Zhang Ruochen was no more than 13 years old and was the master's disciple after all, but it had to be a formality, right?

"Mubai, you come to me for practical lessons tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. Remember to call this boy." Li Yusong calmed down his inner emotions and said to Dai Mubai.

Dai Mubai couldn't wait to push Zhang Ruochen to the ground and hammer him. He didn't escape the practical lesson, but ended up adding another day.

"Teacher Li Yusong, what should I do?" Zhang Ruochen looked at Li Yusong and asked.

Li Yusong didn't want to see Zhang Ruochen at all now, so he ordered Dai Mubai, "Mubai, take this boy and the two people over there and go in!"

"Next person."

Dai Mubai dejectedly pulled Zhang Ruochen and the two people who passed the test before he came, into Shrek School, which was a small village not as big as Golden Soul Village.

Not far away, Dai Mubai brought Zhang Ruochen and the two boys to an open space.Surrounded by wooden houses, this open space is about [-] square meters, right in the middle of Shrek Academy.

Dai Mubai pointed at the two candidates and said: "You two, go forward and line up. This is where the second test will be held. The teacher in front will tell you how to do it."

"Mubai, what should I do?" Zhang Ruochen asked quickly after hearing that Dai Mubai didn't say his name.

Dai Mubai now had the intention of killing Zhang Ruochen, and really didn't want to talk to him, so he yelled, "Just wait here for me. When Tang San arrives, you can go to the fourth level together. I have to receive new students now, so why don't you wait here?" I’ll be honest.”

After saying this, Dai Mubai left angrily.

"What's going on? Did you drink too much Shenbao?" Zhang Ruochen looked at Dai Mubai who was leaving and shrugged.

......

The boring waiting made Zhang Ruochen very tired, so he had to sit down and start practicing the Brahma Flame Exercise. He had a feeling that given a few more days, his Brahma Flame Exercise would definitely reach the third level, and the steel and iron bones would be just around the corner.

Just as Zhang Ruochen kept screaming, a soft voice sounded next to Zhang Ruochen.

"Brother, what are you doing! You started screaming while you were sitting there. I've been listening to it for a long time. I can't even sell sausages anymore."

Zhang Ruochen heard the sound and stopped practicing the Fanyan body exercise.Stand up and take...

boom...

"Oh! Why didn't you say anything when you got up? My chin."

Zhang Ruochen looked at a man lying on the ground in front of him, covering his chin. He was an uncle in simple gray clothes, with neat short hair, and was about 1.7 meters tall.

"What kind of evildoer? Look at me, Old Chen, I will accept you." Zhang Ruochen was startled when he saw the man in gray clothes standing up, and quickly took out the golden cudgel.

This man in gray clothes has a full face with beard, but he has a pair of big peach eyes, which reveal a lewd temperament, and he also lets out soft moans from his mouth, which looks weird.

"What do you want to do? Can you put your weapons away? We are all civilized people, so we can discuss it carefully." The man in gray quickly backed away, looking even more cowardly.

"What kind of monster are you?"

"Can you speak? I am human."

"Then what kind of shemale are you?"

"I'll fuck you..." Before the man in gray could say anything, he saw the big stick hitting his face and quickly suppressed the next words.

Dai Mubai brought another group of students over, and when he saw Zhang Ruochen beating Oscar with a golden cudgel, he was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat. Weren't you just sitting on the ground screaming?It's so dishonest now.

"What are you going to do, stinky monkey!"

"Boss Dai, you are here, help me." Oscar saw that his boss was coming, and quickly ran behind Dai Mubai to ask for help. He regretted now what he did to provoke this madman.

Seeing Dai Mubai coming, Zhang Ruochen quickly put the golden cudgel back into his body and said confidently, "I'm practicing! But this demon came over to scare me. Of course I need the golden cudgel to defend myself."

"I'm not a transvestite, you are a transvestite!" When Oscar heard that Zhang Ruochen was still saying that he was a transvestite, he got anxious and quickly stuck his head out, but when he saw the stick in Zhang Ruochen's hand, he quickly hid behind Dai Mubai.

Dai Mubai knew what happened when he heard the quarrel between Zhang Ruochen and Oscar.He said helplessly: "This guy's name is Oscar and he is a student of Shrek School. He is not a transvestite, but his hair is thicker than that of ordinary people. We don't know if it is because of his martial arts spirit. As long as he doesn't shave for a day, his beard will change. Now that it's like this, are you satisfied with my explanation? And you also need to defend yourself? It's good if you don't defend yourself!"

"Is there such a weird person?" Zhang Ruochen ignored Dai Mubai's complaints and looked at Oscar behind Dai Mubai in surprise.

"I'm not weird! My martial spirit is the best among food-based martial arts. It just has some side effects." Oscar saw that Zhang Ruochen had no desire to take action, nor did he hide behind Dai Mubai. He stood up with a proud look on his face. He looked at Zhang Ruochen and said.

Dai Mubai saw Oscar standing up, and continued to Zhang Ruochen, "Don't laugh, Xiao Ao's martial spirit is really top-notch, and it is also a food-type martial spirit that can provide meat, but the spell is a bit disgusting."

Zhang Ruochen looked at Dai Mubai in confusion. Oscar was so weird, how could this spell be so disgusting?

Dai Mubai noticed Zhang Ruochen's doubts and signaled to Oscar, asking him to demonstrate to Zhang Ruochen.

Oscar looked at Dai Mubai and then at Zhang Ruochen. They were both eldest brothers and he couldn't afford to offend them. He stretched out his right hand in desperation, and a soft and obscene voice came out of his mouth, "I have a big sausage."

Light suddenly appeared, and two hundred-year-old yellow soul rings rose from Oscar's feet. The light condensed in his palm, and then a sausage appeared in his palm.

what……

When Zhang Ruochen heard Oscar's words, "I have a big sausage," he looked at Dai Mubai in shock.Quickly ran to Oscar and stared at the sausage that appeared out of thin air. Add this sausage to this sentence...

"Let me ask, Comrade Oscar, is this sausage of yours really eaten?"

Oscar became even more depressed after hearing Zhang Ruochen's words.

"Almost no one eats his sausages." Dai Mubai saw that Oscar didn't speak, so he had to stand up and explain.

Zhang Ruochen picked up the sausage in Oscar's hand with a smile on his face and threw it into his mouth. Not to mention that the sausage tasted good and could restore his soul power.

"You stinky monkey?" Dai Mubai was really shocked.

And Oscar didn't expect that someone would eat his sausage after listening to the spell he recited.